What's going on with the bongs?

What's going on with the bongs?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    White guilt.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before we start the politic war, was his hair actually silver or was he just bald and it was a wig?

    'Cuz I'm 80/20 on a wig.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've never seen someone with shiny grey hair?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I hadn't, I'd have assumed it was a wig.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone wore wigs at that time. inb4 "citation needed" call the cops I don't give a frick. What we can be safely certain about is that Isaac did not wear blue-colored lenses or smeared his face with mud every day to look brown.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        People of the time wore wigs because it was common practice to shave their heads to prevent lice, hygiene, motherfricker!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a wig, which was the style at the time.
      His real hair would probably have been shaved or closely cropped

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a sissy who wore a wig.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ethno-masochism

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demoralization

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the correct answer
      modern media is designed to mock you
      They know how moronic most people are and make fun of them to their faces--this is just another example.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being owned by israelites.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember this whenever a bongistani says something about literally any other country.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They added yet another thing to that ugly flag? What's the yellow part with the circle supposed to be?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably pedos or something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex_flag

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    generating outrage to stay longer in the media cycle and it always works

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      two birds etc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't know how people keep falling for it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if we make people mad that will translate to views somehow
      People still believe this moronic nonsense

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baby never heard about ragebait
        Do you not use the internet?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if people are deriding a shitty product that means they're also purchasing it
          Okay moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't know how people keep falling for it.

      >baby never heard about ragebait
      Do you not use the internet?

      It's more likely propaganda. Ragebait tactics only work for articles because just a few seconds scrolling results in them getting all their ad money, TV actually needs people watching the full thing to get those sweet ad watchers, and judging by the viewership, the ragebait has resulted in them breaking even at best at the expense of the quality of the show overall.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >judging by the viewership,
        Bongland television is controlled by a centralized power: the BBC. On a government level, Bongs are basically required to have a tv and a tv license. The only viewing options they have aside from streaming, are BBC productions. So the viewers are forced locked in. Meanwhile, streaming platforms count a few seconds of viewing as a full watch, whereupon they will present astounding (misleading) numbers to their investors. It's all a fixed game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah Anon, The BBC is just one of many options we have over here. Its always been government owned, but it’s historical insistence on neutrality is what’s put it under the thumb of the conservative government only recently (like past few years), after the tories got pissed off that the bbc were constantly calling out their corrupt bullshit.

          Either way, no one is forced to get a TV or a TV license, it’s not mandatory, it’s literally for watching TV broadcasts which is exclusively a boomer-tier activity, and I don’t know if a single case where it was actually enforced.

          The bbc used to produce some really creative, even edgy, and interesting stuff, but hot damn has it turned to shit recently.

          It’s now the worst combo of conservative news and woko showrunners

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't know how people keep falling for it.

      No. They don’t care about revenue anymore, it’s just bruteforce propaganda.
      And you’d be surprised how effective it is against the common moron, your average joe doesn’t go on Cinemaphile or reddit or whatever, he just consumes his slop, sees blacks everywhere in European history, doesn’t think about it, and he just gets used to it.
      It works.
      The fact that it doesn’t work on you doesn’t mean that it doesn’t work.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a critical analysis
      >uh well they are less than 20% of the population how come they are 60% of the prisoners?"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't push back they'll keep doing this to the point of absurdity

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it’s shocking to me that THIS is the line for people. NuWho has been straight up garbage for a long time.
    >Just decides “regeneration” now means your inner organs are now entirely different to the point where you can be a woman now” even though it make zero sense to what’s been established for decades. Also, now different regenerations apparently determine who he wants to frick.
    >The Time War that the series hung its hat on might as well never happened
    >Daleks, which have a decades long established pecking order and system, now have parliaments and asylums
    >Sontarans are no longer hardened soldiers designed mentally for combat and occupation, they’re strong dumbasses
    >The Master is the Joker we have at home or a woman for brownie points
    >The Doctor, over 900 years old and has established many times couldn’t give a frick about human customs beyond just playing nice, now has to check his privilege for being a man and apparently doesn’t know how to give things up because of that
    >The world was saved by a trans person… Existing
    >Davros can’t be almost everything iconic about him because it’s offensive to disabled people
    >The past decade of the Doctor has either been “look how good I am speeches”, le quirky babbling, bad nostalgia bait that misses the point of the thing they’re digging out, or regurgitated plot that were already don’t better.
    And the clips of the Toymaker special look horrendous. Newton isn’t even in the top 50 of bad shit.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buckbroken with no brakes.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont watch the show, but if this is something the show does regularly then it's a nothing burger. If it's NOT something the show has a history of doing then it's stupid and in poor taste

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    newton was a schizophrenic. here’s an extract from his diary:

    Before Whitsunday 1662
    1. Vsing the word (God) openly
    2. Eating an apple at Thy house
    3. Making a feather while on Thy day
    4. Denying that I made it.
    5. Making a mousetrap on Thy day
    6. Contriving of the chimes on Thy day
    7. Squirting water on Thy day
    8. Making pies on Sunday night
    9. Swimming in a kimnel on Thy day
    10. Putting a pin in Iohn Keys hat on Thy day to pick him.
    11. Carelessly hearing and committing many sermons
    12. Refusing to go to the close at my mothers command.
    13. Threatning my father and mother Smith to burne them and the house over them
    14. Wishing death and hoping it to some
    15. Striking many
    16. Having uncleane thoughts words and actions and dreamese.
    17. Stealing cherry cobs from Eduard Storer
    18. Denying that I did so
    19. Denying a crossbow to my mother and grandmother though I knew of it
    20. Setting my heart on money learning pleasure more than Thee
    21. A relapse
    22. A relapse
    23. A breaking again of my covenant renued in the Lords Supper.
    24. Punching my sister
    25. Robbing my mothers box of plums and sugar
    26. Calling Dorothy Rose a jade
    27. Glutiny in my sickness.
    28. Peevishness with my mother.
    29. With my sister.
    30. Falling out with the servants
    31. Divers commissions of alle my duties
    32. Idle discourse on Thy day and at other times
    33. Not turning nearer to Thee for my affections
    34. Not living according to my belief
    35. Not loving Thee for Thy self.
    36. Not loving Thee for Thy goodness to us
    37. Not desiring Thy ordinances
    38. Not long {longing} for Thee in {illeg}
    39. Fearing man above Thee
    40. Vsing unlawful means to bring us out of distresses
    41. Caring for worldly things more than God
    42. Not craving a blessing from God on our honest endeavors.
    43. Missing chapel.
    44. Beating Arthur Storer.
    45. Peevishness at Master Clarks for a piece of bread and butter.
    46. Striving to cheat with a brass halfe crowne.
    47. Twisting a cord on Sunday morning

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goes around beating women and stealing food all day
      Based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Times you acted like Isaac Newton:
      >Twisting a cord on Sunday morning
      MOM'S GONNA FREAK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Punching my sister

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dorothy Rose deserved it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7. Squirting water on Thy day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >s 0y male discovers scientist was a devoutly religious man
      NOOO FAMILY GUY TOLD ME RELIGION IS LE BAD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do people who make this argument explain the Middle East, East Asia, and Africa not being totally automated techno-communist utopias?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          missionaries went to every village on the planet just to beat up the natives every time one of them decided to make a Stirling engine or discover atomic fission in their mud huts

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares if they race swap a fictional character?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    europe is such a shit hole

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    women in politics

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come you only cry about race swapping when it happens to white people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People complained about Motoko not being asian, you lying piece of shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except people WERE mad about the ScarJo casting. You’re lying.
        Also, I might’ve been one of the only people that actually got mad when I realized that Ashley Kafka turned into an evil German man in Amazing Spider-Man 2. Stupidest decision I’ve ever seen and total dump on one of the most underrated Spidey side characters.

        You know what I mean. You complain about twitter trannies having double standards for only complaning about whitewashing, yet you have the same double standards yourself when you only complain about the opposite.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yet you have the same double standards yourself when you only complain about the opposite
          Do you have any source for that?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Post example that’s a lie
            >Called out for lying
            >You know what I mean.
            No, I don’t know what you mean. Because your entire argument is based on a lie.

            Literally find another example of whitewashing that hasn’t been widely derided, you’re just projecting your own behaviour onto people you don’t like

            Don't act moronic. You know very well this board doesn't care when somebody gets whitewashed. You even joke about it. "What if Ryan Gosling played Obama haha". But the moment a black guy is cast in a white role, there's a hundred threads complaining about it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              So all you’ve got is cope? Cool

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh my God, frick off back to twitter.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, you’re trying make this point based on no actual facts. This is all based on a lie you perpetuated. You have no source for anything you’re saying. All you could do is go “you know what I mean” like you weren’t just called out.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're telling me every time a character gets whitewashed, there's a hundred threads here complaining about it? Show me those threads.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show me when it happens.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Post example that’s a lie
          >Called out for lying
          >You know what I mean.
          No, I don’t know what you mean. Because your entire argument is based on a lie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally find another example of whitewashing that hasn’t been widely derided, you’re just projecting your own behaviour onto people you don’t like

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's an android, the new model just had white features, just like doc who :^)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't scarjo the major's new body in that movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How come you only cry about race swapping when it happens to white people?
      How do you know?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except people WERE mad about the ScarJo casting. You’re lying.
      Also, I might’ve been one of the only people that actually got mad when I realized that Ashley Kafka turned into an evil German man in Amazing Spider-Man 2. Stupidest decision I’ve ever seen and total dump on one of the most underrated Spidey side characters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's more evidence for white genocide than for the holocaust

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main water company in the UK is owned by china and quatar. Same as all the airports. The brits are slaves to indians chinese and arabs.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't blacks just invent things?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBC is run by isreal atm

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are small headed black people really this stupid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno man he seems like a really serious person who is definitely being genuine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >writes for leftist slop like ~~*the onion*~~
        Take your grabbler nonsense somewhere else

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he’s being sarcastic then that’s actually pretty funny.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          if he's trying to be funny, I guarantee you it's only in that he believes Isaac Newton is fake and it was all a bunch of Black women who secretly came up with those discoveries but muh racism or some other Hidden Figures bullshit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you projecting so hard?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              projecting what?
              I'm literally paraphrasing the prevailing modern sentiment

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can we be sure it was a joke, though? Is this just a copout for a moronic tweet?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it comes from an onion journalist, it’s safe to assume that it’s a joke

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just looked up his twitter. He is just as moronic elsewhere.

            — okay so. Multiple people told me Everything Everywhere All At Once was the best movie they’ve seen and I said “we’ll come on, that’s unfair to that movie to set my expectations that high, and there’s no way that’s true.” But I just saw it, and frick.

            — frick it let’s compromise how bout if you get the vaccine you get a free gun idc anymore.

            — Donald trump is a disgusting man who deserves to be in jail

            He’s even making fun of people for getting angry over black Ariel.

            Stop lying. He’s an idiot.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >anon gets so heated he starts crawling through twitter to find things he disagrees with
              RENT FREE

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so worried about some random black person’s intelligence? Are you black?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could ask you the same thing, given you’ve searched his twitter to find things you disagree with him about, hmm

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >don’t do research, just have opinions
                You are a danger. Context is everything. I was willing to entertain that he was being ironic. What more do you want, you disingenuous butthole?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's time to stop now

                Chuds SEETHING ITT

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's time to stop now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        really says something about black people that no-one can work out whether he's being sarcastic or just...black

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming he WAS being ironic/sarcastic, why would he want to look like THAT stereotype.

          There’s a pretty big shortage of brain cells on twitter, so I don’t blame anyone for thinking it’s a real take.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every nation that played the colonization game got reverse colonized. Why do rulers refuse to learn this lesson?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They share a language with Americans, which means when America goes insane Britain is sure to follow.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahahahahaha *dies*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Would definitely buy this man's art for 600$.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      O'Vilious & Wylbur linked up! need it or keep it??!

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who are you going to blame this time
    so far we know how the bbcs coverage of the war in israel was biased for mudslimes
    is it the juice again?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sick eva cosplay

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would explain why he was a virgin

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