What's happening to him? This isn't literally me anymore, not even figuratively.
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What's happening to him? This isn't literally me anymore, not even figuratively.
He's filming "The Fall Guy"
natty?
He doesn't look hyper ripped. Might very well be natty.
Nobody who takes their shirt off in Hollywood is natty even if they're within the natty limit
Yeah. He has normal proportions, minimal vascularity and honestly isn't that big, just lean with a decent amount of muscle.
Not everyone could look like this because he obviously has a good frame and above-average metabolic rate but this isn't some insane body transformation that needs an explanation. This is a few months of hard training on a guy who looked good to begin with
bro he is in hollywood, actors juiced it up for even smaller frames
AND ITS ME AGAIN
not sure what OP is on about because looking at this image is a mirror
>Director
>David Leitch
>Writer
>Drew Pearce
Oh great, another generic action flick like Grey Man.
He has two other projects coming up:
>The Wolfman
Another movie from the failed monster universe
>Project Hail Mary
From Lord and Miller, another spacecrap from Andy Weir
Goosebros... what's happening?
project hail mary is going to be kino
The Wolfman is directed by Derek Cianfrance so it's actually the most promising.
>Project Hail Mary
>Set in the not-so-distant future, the novel revolves around Ryland Grace, a former junior high school teacher turned astronaut, who wakes up from a coma with amnesia, only to discover that he is marooned on Mars.
they're remaking the martian?
Both books were written by the same guy
Based on a book by the same author
Oh shit I have this book on my shelf but never read it. Is it any good?
I've been interested in reading it, I also heard that it's better than The Martian
Its cringe at many times but its friendship kino
>Normal movie: A
>Space movie: Δ
Every time
It's better than the Martian. Closer to Interestellar. But Ryan looks so boring that a space movie with him may cure insomnia
similar concept but I think project hail mary takes place further in the future and involves ayylmaos
no, it's present day, IIRC. we find a type of microscopic space creature is draining the sun, find out how to use it as propellant, send a set of astronauts to another star to see why it's not being drained like all the others. all but one astronaut dies during the trip, the survivor has full-blown amnesia, shenanigans with a sentient alien ensue soon after, it's a pretty fun read. still has a lot of Weir's reddit humor though
>haha wow I must be a zany scientist if I use both INCHES and METRES in my head lmao
>he is marooned on Mars
Not the plot. He finds out he's on a spaceship heading to another solar system and has no clue why or how he got there, or how/if he's going to get back.
Book is kino and I've been excited as frick for this movie. Better than The Martian honestly, has a lot of holy shit moments.
>excited as frick for this movie
same, but there's a bunch of stuff I have no idea how they're gonna do on film.
>Announced in 2020, the project draws inspiration from the pages of Andy Weir's eponymous 2021 sci-fi novel and featuring Ryan Gosling in the lead.
How did they announce a movie in 2020 for a book from 2021?
books take a long time to write, and the martian did so well they bought the rights based on an early draft
>Grey Man.
Frick you I liked it.
>Grey Man predicted Barbie
wow
Barbie was announced at the time
The plot itself was very mid and generic, but Evans and Gosling carried it super hard. I liked the movie a lot as a whole!
Goose is great inspo for long-as-frick-bicep bros everywhere. We shall not be erased.
Sexo
Wow, that's literally me
>david leitch
garbage, like the russos
doesn't he know how to pick good directors anymore, or does he not care anymore?
There are no good directors anymore
HOW DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME?
yup that is quite literally me
can't wait to see what personality they are concocting for me this time
I just got finished installing the Ken personality
Oh man for a second i thought it was a sequel to The Nice Guys 🙁
That movie was so kino, if only we could get a sequel.
a sequel with fat russel crowe would be better and maybe goose will match him like he did for The Lovely Bones
Yep. Still me.
>disheveled and bloodstained in a dirty wifebeater
What a treat for the eyes this movie will be.
You gays will complain about anything I swear
What the frick are you on about Anon, I said it looks good.
>so autistic his posts read like satire
I am autistic, yes. Also a woman (female) and that first post I made was completely genuine.
>spoiler
Post breasts with timestamp or get the frick off my board, wench
Fair is fair. Hopefully the jannies don't notice.
>filename unchanged
You had one job.
A test.
Why's he so tiny? I was finally buying into the meme and enjoying this mans performances and now I find out he's a mini-me? He looks like me if a shrink ray hit me, why are entertainers always so small, it's incredibly off putting. I've lived my whole life in the Pacific Northwest and at 6'2" I'm a little taller than most but I generally feel average. Tall people don't stand out, those tiny guys stand out demanding a double take as you wonder if their parents were stingy with meat and milk when they were young.
>me tall notice me there is nothing interesting about me reeee fricking manlets
You sound like a soft Primadonna homosexual. Bet you avoided every confrontation all your life like a coward.
looks like a zoomer frickboy
I could look just like him if I lost weight
I could look just like him if I gained some weight
>this handsome, rich movie star, married to a latina bombshell, isn't me
No fricking shit, dude. He never was.
How is it to have autism and take everything literally?
The Chef Boyardee diet
JUGGS!
he should have married Rachel McAdams instead. Now his kids will be genetically inferior half breeds.
I happen to be married to a latina so yes, he is literally me
mid life crisis
As a guy obsessed with logic, proportion, distances and symmetry I here order this dude and the Annya girl to have a kid together. I need to fix the distance between their eyes
She's so fricking ugly. When will you brainwashed c**ts snap out of it?
She looks like a goddess in that picture (pre bogged).
Severe case of shit taste.
She has a very unique look and I like that. I'm a man of culture and a connaisseur of the field of aesthetics. I assume you like yhat Sidney Sweeny from Euphoria or your average plastic instagram model
Cope.
No. Two different aesthetics. Aniston is a wide, red silk necktie. Taylor-Joy is a vintage silver watch with a brown leather band. Both look good. Neither is ugly. But they're for different purposes. You wouldn't wear a watch as a necktie. The two aren't interchangeable. But they're both good quality.
very eloquent and high quality post
The Supreme Gentleman's spirit has returned to us once more to bequeath us grace and wisdom. Mark this day in your journal my friends for the Supreme Gentleman does not manifest himself into our world often and this portends good tidings to each of us here!
Love it when a guy with the most basic b***h taste thinks he's anything special
she looks like a complete mong, you can literally rake the dirt randomly and find a more attractive female
>2/10 woman is still considered a 10/10 by zoomer simps
it's so fricking over for humanity. microplastics won.
Fixed
You can keep the goss tho.
Picrel is me tho
>gay male who got groomed by an older woman when he was 15 so he could have babies
This you bro?
Yes
filtered
I didn't say they did anything wrong.
Based
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/28P8tkG31BM
Holy shit this zoomergay just posted a Theo Von YouTube short on a Cinemaphile thread. It's over bros.
ironic how you're the one with using a normie meme in pic related. Theo Von is a comedian
You are balding
Who would have tought this kid would become such a Chad like in TENET
I could look like this in my 30s if I was a millionare. Instead I'm dying and getting uglier. By the day.
Wtf this good looking fella with that hag? Wtf
you're a israelite?
I'm still deeply concerned by how kino i thought he was in Bullet Train, like bordering on gay.
literally me
if I was in shape and had a wife and children and looked good and had blonde hair and a successful career
Drive and Blade Runner are his only good movies.
They are not his only good movies, but they are outstanding movies so the others pale in comparison to them.
he looks like a lesbian
Goose will always be literally me. If I found out he was filming a movie called 'The Pedo' then I'd get to molestin. Simple as.
Salmon colored shirts with dark blue suits is a kino combo.
Literally that is the opposite of conventional fashion advice. For colors, usually darks go with darks and lights go with lights. Monochrome stuff (black, white, gray) are always compatible with one another.
Navy and salmon is a horrible choice on paper and in the photo.
You're just not good looking enough to pull it off, fashion is like a picture frame, if there's nothing attractive in the middle it doesn't matter.
He is literally not me
My mom says Ryan Reynolds and Christian from WWE is more attractive
Cinemaphile chads if a certain age can relate
you'll understand in a few years anon
Until then I suggest you start collagen supplements now to help ready yourself
I always looked extremely young for my age. When I was 18 most people thought I was 14. With 25 or so I finally looked 18. Then my looks go stuck at looking 25 for like 10 years but now that I hit my late 30s it seems like I'm going directly from the 25 look to a 40s look. Feels bad.
I dunno man I was never particularly young looking but as I came into my 30s I noticed I was always getting along with the younger guys at work, on occasions age come up people pegged me late 20s now they peg me at 30. I assume it's because I don't eat prepared/packaged food but I thank God every day because my peers look like shit.
I'm not even sure of the collagen shit works but it's protein so it's not like it's gonna hurt. Lean in heavy on fresh fruits and veggies man, these slop eaters look pathetic pretty quick once they hit their 30s
how do you get your collagen?
Was at the river and randomly started chatting it up with two high school guys. They worked at the same spot I did when I was in high school, so we were swappin stories. They asked how old I was, I asked them how old they thought i was. One said 22 the other said 24. I'm almost 35. I know they were probably moronic and age blind but it was one of the best compliments I've ever received tbqh
is it just me or is goose getting bogged
100% skin fillers. Surgery is the next step.
What are skin fillers?
People inject collagen or hyaluronic acid into their skin to give it a more full, youthful look. Doesn't do wonders, but helps. I plan to get them once I get deeper wrinkles.
That's a pretty big improvement. They cheated with lighting tho.
Good to know. I'm 34 in a week and I'm getting cracked. Not yet ready as I haven't had fun year and half my life is gone.
>Doesn't do wonders
Your example pic looks like a pretty big difference. She went from hag to milf.
The fillers make a difference but's also exaggerated. First image has shit lighting + messy hair and makeup.
How permanent are these gains? How long they last? Is it expensive? Does it improve skin health?
I'm 33 and have shit skin, acne scars and some sun damage. I want them gone.
Don't do injections there isn't enough evidence of gains unless you need to look good for a day for a photo.
There is limited evidence that collagen helps, but the science is mixed. If you get collagen in dipeptide form that can be directly taken up the body. Retinol has been shown to objectively improve things, you can get that in creams.
Best bet is to eat well, use moisturizer and sun screen. Stuff like collagen, supplements and infused creams do all have some evidence for working but it's up to you to do the research and judge costs and effort. Just type into Google your search appended by nih to find good data to start, ie "collagent supplements nih"
One thing I will recommend even with mixed evidence is DHEA. Most common hormone in the body and it's production declines with age. In men 30% of testosterone is from converted dhea, among other functions it provides, I swear by this shit combined with regular exercise. This shit gave me mild acne for a week when I started and when I increased my dose recently so it's doing something but I've also seen quantified gains in my running times. It's cheap and readily sources even from stores not just online
>Retinol has been shown to objectively improve things, you can get that in creams.
Can confirm. Started using it 4 times a week at the age of 30, now I'm 37 and basically look the same, except that my hair is getting grey, but I've gotten several compliments for it, so it's cool. Also wear fricking sun screen every day, it should be a normal daily thing like brushing your teeth.
>Also wear fricking sun screen every day
But I want to get tanned.
Enjoy your leather couch face.
You'll still tan just a bit slower. Believe me this is the first year I've used it daily and I've tanned up nicely. I have spent many a day under the summer sun hiking the Idaho deserts and my skin has held up remarkably well but time waits for no man so I started this year with natural (zinc iirc) based sunscreen. I'm still all tanned up, you should see the tan lines from my short running shorts- very Hank Hill
but cave men did not wear sunscreen
What type of retinol you use? There are so many Oct and those said to be crap. Or prescription? Tretinoin?
I got something else, differing gel but I'm not very convinced it works. Didn't helped much with my acne I wanna use retinol instead.
https://theordinary.com/en-de/granactive-retinoid-5-in-squalane-serum-100421.html
This, mixed with a cheap, no-name moisturizing gel. When I started I had some pretty bad shedding and red spots, but these days it's all cool.
You put up both at once? Wow. I thought you have to put retinol first then half an hour later the mousturizer.
I am 30 and haven't aged a day EXCEPT dark rings forming around my eyes. How to reverse. Its either the vaping I started at 27, drinking, or lack of sleep.
30 is easy mode. Don't get stuck in unhappiness and bad relationship or prolonged stress.
From 30 to 34 I went from being a Chad lite into a creepy beta
>drinking, or lack of sleep
yeah i wonder what could be the reason. fricking idiot
he looks the same other than the haircut, which is for the role
He just has a stupid haircut Anon. We've all been there.
He's preparing for his role as Obama
>gosling thread
>devolves into skinscare thread
I love you guys sometimes.
Good skin care is an easy way to put yourself ahead of the competition with little effort. Many men still have the perception that it's gay or some shit.
it is gay you goy
What's his skincare routine?
In the morning if his face is a little puffy, he'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches (he can do 1000 now). After he removes the ice pack he uses a deep pore cleanser lotion, in the shower he uses a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then he applies an herb mint facial mask, which he leaves on for 10 minutes while he prepares the rest of his routine. He always uses an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Very gay.
Lets hear Paul Anon's routine
Holy shit wish I paid attention to this like 15 years ago.
This used to be literally me but then Reddit and TikTok said it’s literally me so it’s now it’s literally not me
OOF
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
>looks like some fricking Balkan pimp
lol
lmao
Come back home Goose, we have a trilogy to finish.
What the '17 Blade Runner film basically:
"Frick Men, Men are worthless trash. If you want to be useful, die for a cause that has nothing to do with you."
Because that was the message I got from the film and it pissed me off.
*Was
Men have been disposable since the beginning of time, why would it be any different in the future? especially if you are not even a real man but an android
A real riveting tale for a time when suicide rates for men are skyrocketing. I know what this movie was made to do, to mock Men and I'm not really a fan of it.