nothing. he is happy with his kid and long term gf/wife while his surfing ex is still SEETHING she lost a multi millionaire catch for being a prostitute
He met Jared from Subway at an elite Hollywood party. They ended up in the bathroom eating subway sandwiches together for hours. Jonah was never the same guy after that.
I remember when he got skinny and looked good, but he wasn't really getting movie parts. I remember seeing exactly 1 movie where he was skinny, and it sucked.
I think after that he realized he was forever typecast as 'funny fat guy', and I think he resents that, which is why he's overly sensitive about people making deprecating jokes about him publicly. He had to return to the fat to keep his career.
Food
>Where is the nearest Subway
Subway BOGO in the app right now??? im surfing over to my local Subway ASAP!
the subway app is the only way to get a good deal there anymore, their prices gone up like crazy
>that French prostitute… I’ll show her
why are you gays so obsessed with this? it was literally a jonah nothingburger. show me it made an american TMZ article at least
hi jonah
nothing. he is happy with his kid and long term gf/wife while his surfing ex is still SEETHING she lost a multi millionaire catch for being a prostitute
If you're so happy Jonah why are you tracking 4ch instaed of being with your kid and wife as you say?
>KEK
>i should've invited Brad
Two footlongs.
Can I get a QRD on Jonah Hill and subway?
another nothing burger. he was seen walking out of subway with 2 sandwiches once. hell i do that all the time myself
ive eaten 6 footlong subways in one sitting once
im 700 pounds by the way
I envy you. I miss being able to eat 25 cheese sticks in one sitting.
wow, too skinny, I had 8 in one sitting and didn't even flinch
Wtf who DOESNT use a coupon for 2 subs to put one in the fridge if you're going subway?
He was pictured on three separate occasions coming out of Subways with two footlong sandwiches each time.
BOGO deal to take care of lunch plus dinner, who cares
>anons don't know I could armbar the entire board
> this was Jonah Hill for a VERY brief period in the early 2010s.
What happened to him bros?
He met Jared from Subway at an elite Hollywood party. They ended up in the bathroom eating subway sandwiches together for hours. Jonah was never the same guy after that.
the potential is staggering. what happened
I remember when he got skinny and looked good, but he wasn't really getting movie parts. I remember seeing exactly 1 movie where he was skinny, and it sucked.
I think after that he realized he was forever typecast as 'funny fat guy', and I think he resents that, which is why he's overly sensitive about people making deprecating jokes about him publicly. He had to return to the fat to keep his career.
Where's my funny Subway image.
>Why did Brad say that? I AM a serious actor
BIG WEDNESDAY
FAT THURSDAY
He's thinking that he needs more:
>time
>hair
>muscle
>food
>youth
>fame
>fortune
>love
>recognition
>respect
>friends
>blockbusters
>food
Is that the president's son from Don't Look Up?
No but its an easy mistake to make, the son in Dont Look Up is zach galifianakis
Liar.
subway