She's branded herself as the awkward girl so normies can relate to her but she's actually extroverted and smooth. Her fooling the masses is a testament to her acting abilities.
Whoa. I thought she was kinda nerdy and socially awkward. Is she really a sexy vixen?!
Funny. She does remind me of a kinda nerdy and socially awkward Asian girl I knew at uni. Though ahe was actually pretty nerdy. Wish I asked her out before she went back to Japan. She was adorable.
extremely underused, she has great potential but she wasted her comedic talent in mediocre productions, kinda like the female version of Billy Bob Thornton
>kinda like the female version of Billy Bob Thornton
good call
She has that same laconic energy Billy Bob does. Wish she would take more roles like White Lotus s2 where she gets to show off her deadpan and resignation. A softball version of Bad News Bears might be funny too.
I’m quite surprised her career has lasted this long, but I guess she is an actress profile (normal-attractive, funny, sarcastic) that there isn’t many of nowadays
I was thinking about her character from Funny People the other day.
Is it acceptable that she fricks a guy's friend and then still expects the guy she arranged a date with to be cool with that and that the date will still be on?
Also what a fricking wienerhead "friend."
She had a major stroke when she was 21 and had to learn to speak again.
She's said that her laconic way of speaking isn't intentional, she literally cannot speak any other way.
If you're gonna record yourself masterbating Aubrey, all we ask is that you turn off the water faucet. Kinda makes ya wonder who the leak was actually for?
haha dayum just read between the lines of Aubreys comments.
absolutely brutal
not only did he leave her right before the "haha joke" marriage but he also got himself a new one that looks same-ish to her and he immediately waifed her and knocked her up
the essence is, you can look like Michael Cera,
if you're a white guy you hold ALL the power. You make and break women, entire generations and societies
>the essence is, you can look like Michael Cera, >if you're a white guy you hold ALL the power. You make and break women, entire generations and societies
Micheal Cera is not white he is israeli
No wonder Plaza lost her mind! That Cera is ruthless.
Sounds like he was her first love and when he basically downgraded and married her replacement, a heart broken Plaza is >"Okay, well, I guess I'll be like my friends, become a bawd now."
note: I'm referring to Jane Levy, Alia Shawkat, etc.
Same. But I'm middle aged. Young women have a whorish unstable energy that would be unpleasant in a relationship. I like a girl who acts like she's been there and doesn't do stupid shit because of her impulses.
I can't believe America once thought these two bawds were anything but butt ugly skeeze hoes. At least the boy bands of the time actually tried and recruited handsome men with better bods than these boring curveless blobs of hair dye and spray tan
I can't believe America once thought these two bawds were anything but butt ugly skeeze hoes. At least the boy bands of the time actually tried and recruited handsome men with better bods than these boring curveless blobs of hair dye and spray tan
Serious answer is, they were promoting Ingrid Goes West, in which Aubrey's character stalks and imitates Olsen's character who is a social media influencer, and reenacting that dynamic irl
Whoa. I thought she was kinda nerdy and socially awkward. Is she really a sexy vixen?!
you didn't see her masterbation leak?
tell me more
I was unpleased at her wasting so much water. Turn the tap off lady.
She's branded herself as the awkward girl so normies can relate to her but she's actually extroverted and smooth. Her fooling the masses is a testament to her acting abilities.
Well I just woke up (niner gang!) and I see that apparently I fooled you with my 0/10 shitpost. So why don't you suck my wiener, homosexual.
Funny. She does remind me of a kinda nerdy and socially awkward Asian girl I knew at uni. Though ahe was actually pretty nerdy. Wish I asked her out before she went back to Japan. She was adorable.
Not funny
Not hot
I haven't fapped in 4.5 days and I can literally feel what it would feel like to squish my face into that thigh
Can you describe it for me?
Bag of sand
>Whats her deal?
Deadpan delivery with sly minx undertones used to maximum effect
I suspect she wants to forcibly move blood into my penis without my permission.
That's rape, contact your local congressman and CNN affiliate and the law will take care of the rest.
extremely underused, she has great potential but she wasted her comedic talent in mediocre productions, kinda like the female version of Billy Bob Thornton
>kinda like the female version of Billy Bob Thornton
good call
She has that same laconic energy Billy Bob does. Wish she would take more roles like White Lotus s2 where she gets to show off her deadpan and resignation. A softball version of Bad News Bears might be funny too.
>but she wasted her comedic talent
She doesn't have any comedic talent
All women are a joke.
What dou you mean
I’m quite surprised her career has lasted this long, but I guess she is an actress profile (normal-attractive, funny, sarcastic) that there isn’t many of nowadays
I don’t like her
peaked too early
I was thinking about her character from Funny People the other day.
Is it acceptable that she fricks a guy's friend and then still expects the guy she arranged a date with to be cool with that and that the date will still be on?
Also what a fricking wienerhead "friend."
Her skimpy outfits often feel like she wore them to pay the bills, there is no joy. She should be as big as Emma Stone with her talent.
>She should be as big as Emma Stone with her talent.
why is emma stone so successful again? I keep associating her to zombieland. Aubrey Plaza mogs her
Talented actress with girl next door looks, range and a knack for picking great projects. Not a mystery.
>with girl next door looks
>mogs
She put on cat ears, climbed on the desk and licked Colbert's face.
me cumming on her legs
ooo man what a sexy momma
we have regained penis pressure
>not going for precise impregnating load
she keeps showing off her sexy feet
vax status?
Unironically? Brain Damage.
She had a major stroke when she was 21 and had to learn to speak again.
She's said that her laconic way of speaking isn't intentional, she literally cannot speak any other way.
>le eccentric!
No, le frontotemporal damage
I'm having a stroke now too! Aubrey is amazing!
I'd give her a stroke, if you know what I mean 😉
>tfw no brain damaged nympho gf
>it's real
That sucks if it was unlucky and not due to lifestyle but it explains so much. Says a lot about her female fans too if she has any.
Sex pest + arrogant le epic unique quirky hipster ego
If you're gonna record yourself masterbating Aubrey, all we ask is that you turn off the water faucet. Kinda makes ya wonder who the leak was actually for?
Michael Cera broke her when he denied her the marriage and child/family.
will make all girls into crazy cat ladies
What's his fricking problem?
haha dayum just read between the lines of Aubreys comments.
absolutely brutal
not only did he leave her right before the "haha joke" marriage but he also got himself a new one that looks same-ish to her and he immediately waifed her and knocked her up
https://people.com/who-is-michael-cera-wife-nadine-7514743
I hate him.
the essence is, you can look like Michael Cera,
if you're a white guy you hold ALL the power. You make and break women, entire generations and societies
>the essence is, you can look like Michael Cera,
>if you're a white guy you hold ALL the power. You make and break women, entire generations and societies
Micheal Cera is not white he is israeli
No wonder Plaza lost her mind! That Cera is ruthless.
Sounds like he was her first love and when he basically downgraded and married her replacement, a heart broken Plaza is
>"Okay, well, I guess I'll be like my friends, become a bawd now."
note: I'm referring to Jane Levy, Alia Shawkat, etc.
>looks same-ish to her
get your eyes checked, that b***h looks like the annoying ex-snl c**t more than she does anything else
She's a prostitute, I've seen her fappening videos
videos?
She's infront of a bathroom mirror 'diddling' herself.
Mid actress with a mid face and surfboard body
Charlie don't surf, so I see this is a victory for America.
I want her to crush my balls with her feet while telling me how pathetic I am
She smell really bad irl
Probably from having too much sex with me. But I agree, I told her to take a shower.
She appears to enjoy the attention she receives from acting weird while simultaneously being sexy
Maybe I'm just getting old but I find her much hotter now as she's nearing the wall than when looked like an emo teenager.
Same. But I'm middle aged. Young women have a whorish unstable energy that would be unpleasant in a relationship. I like a girl who acts like she's been there and doesn't do stupid shit because of her impulses.
she not like the other girls xd
what is the best plazakino? For me it's ingrid goes west
White Lotus s2 is absolute kino
she questions her abilities as a feminine woman while simultaneously being seduced by multiple men
cute dress
> it's another Cinemaphile pretends they wouldn't frick her brains out episode
This thread is full of seething femanons and homos isn't it
aguilera looks like shit next to spears kino
gay
Disagree. Brittney was less cute with her droopy eye and always puffy face. What was up with that?
I can't believe America once thought these two bawds were anything but butt ugly skeeze hoes. At least the boy bands of the time actually tried and recruited handsome men with better bods than these boring curveless blobs of hair dye and spray tan
aguilera looks like she could be gosling's little sister here. cute
she was alright in White Lotus
that's the stuff
>No pretty face
>No ass
>No breasts
>No talent
Try harder kid
the original pickme girl
>half Puerto Rican, half Irish
how doesn't this woman have at least 3 DUIs?
how the hell did this thread go so long without her nudes.
Her nudes are awful anyway.
>you will never tickle torture a sarcastic b***hes soft bare feet until she begs for mercy
>Whats her deal?
Tons and tons and tons of makeup.
I like Aubrey but I also have a massive crush on Dakota Johnson so it's a thing I have for that type of woman. https://youtu.be/7SkzfI-GPeo
dungarees are underrated
It’s a Succubus inhabiting a yentas body
Hilarious that lizzi had the gall to ask "why are people calling me mother?" when she does shit like this.
Goddamn that Olsen is bogged to hell and back kek
>doesn't know what bogged means
lurkmoar
why are they wearing the same dress?
Idk I just wanna watch them lez out
Serious answer is, they were promoting Ingrid Goes West, in which Aubrey's character stalks and imitates Olsen's character who is a social media influencer, and reenacting that dynamic irl
oh that's cool
neat
Because Hollywood is layers deep in the theater
they had sex recreationally YJK
>toe cleavage
dirty hoes
Life on easy mode.
Next question.
She knows.
That dress makes me want to lick her pits
another entitled 6 with major sociopathic tendencies and connected parents who got her in showbiz
And that's a good thing because she's great. Staymad.
>in another universe audrey comes from a poor family and she does porn scenes
She's be perfect as a main character in a season of Fargo, would have been great in MEW's place in s3
Winstead was great tho
yes but I just want to see her in Fargo, she has the mojo
too smart and genuinely funny for sloppenwood