What's his appeal?

What's his appeal?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ehs a cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dumb white guy out of his element in exotic situations which appeals to lame midwestern whites

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's generic enough to be just about any lead, like Jai Courtney or Sam Worthington he will fade into obscurity in a few years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He outlasted both of them as a lead actor, he’s been in starring roles for like 10 years now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jurassic World is done and Guardians is on its last legs.

        Meanwhile Sam Worthington is just getting started with Avatar.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pratt is playing Super Mario, that movie will probably beat Avatar at the box office

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’ll just go back to playing grunge operators for a few years or doing moronic comedy roles I mean I agree the guy kinda sucks but I can’t see his star fading soon he also has the Lego movies to fall back on and Mario and a new Amazon show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sam Worthington is just getting started with Avatar.
          avatar is dead and gone, the 3D gimmick is what drove people to see it and it's over now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and you also probably thought Maverick was gonna flop too you frick

        • 2 years ago
          Sage

          >Guardians is on its last legs.
          Is it pure copium that makes you post dumb shit like this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Sam Worthington is just getting started with Avatar.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christian.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    traditionally masculine white male, not a queer or a commie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you wish

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me crowd

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He abandoned God for fame

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not a woman, or a bender, or a troony, or coloured, and hasn't completely embarrassed himself licking woke boots.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes got charisma and screen presence

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He seems attainable because he used to be fat

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We straight, white, good, Christian men need someone to look up to. He fits the bill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like a twat, behaves like one too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are on Cinemaphile you are most likely a cynical twat yourself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not anon but i just come here to bully nerds so maybe they'll stop being total pieces of shit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has the looks and enough charisma, in an era of entertainment where many "stars" have neither.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes limp-wristed leftist degenarates seethe in anger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that he makes leftist seethe

      Actually I think that's doing him more harm than good tbdesu.
      American politics is too obnoxious to be tolerated, I hear it I switch off, I doubt I'm the only one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit you Cinemaphile living mofo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >American politics is too obnoxious to be tolerated
        What are you doing on Cinemaphile then? The mutts here can't go a minute without their moronic culture war screeching.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's our screeching sense into the leftoids that will save us all, not some imaginary collapse, you fricking ungrateful whelp.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are solid minutes.

          He doesn't ramble on about politics. They hate him just because he's a straight white male Christian with a family that people like. They hate and demonize anyone that doesn't push their narrative, and he doesn't.

          He does a bit. He doesn't crap on endlessly like some, but he's got positions that are fine for him to have but I didn't need to know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't ramble on about politics. They hate him just because he's a straight white male Christian with a family that people like. They hate and demonize anyone that doesn't push their narrative, and he doesn't.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big chaser energy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Broad

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a goofy sitcom sidekick who somehow became a leading man. This timeline is weird.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charisma.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None. He fricking sucked in jurassic Park sequels. He's so flat they might as well get that twilight girl

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has no appeal, just people wanting to believe he is the same as his character from The Office.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that he makes leftist seethe

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's just my kinda guy

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "I can fix him" - thots

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved him in Parks and Rec, and I thought both Guardians movies were fun. That's about it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He hasn't been in anything bad yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaur movies are garbage what are you on about? Plus that space movie Passengers was an abortion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, pents.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using gets to shit on based Pratt

        Literally the devil's work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Recant, bastard, those digits deserve better than your sweaty bait.

        Dinosaurs were fun and I didn't get memed into hating them b/c I'm not a zoomy gorging on YT like you. I forgot about Passengers, but I said "bad movies" not "movies this hairbrain anon doesn't like with penta-nines in his post."

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he isnt black or israeli and is, relative to the rest of ~~*pedowood*~~ a relatively normal person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >look mom i posted the thing

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well damn, he did it good with ZERO pozz. I can't believe my eyes in 2022. I wish all the best for him and hope he's not a closed satanist or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the majority of right wing culture, this show is bland, grey, boring, by-the-numbers garbage without an ounce of creativity.
      I can watch lib shit and just roll my eyes whenever they push whatever stupid bullshit they are currently pushing. I will not force myself to watch the uninspired bullshit the right shits out just because it isn't "pozzed"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh hi there, normal person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >same bland uninspired meme image that's posted over and over again
          Like clock-work
          Let me guess, you're going to tell me I'll never be a woman next?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You may never be a woman, but you'll always be a b***h.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean you already know that don’t you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Left can't meme.

              It's like I'm conversing with bots kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >w-well you're a troony!

                BTFO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like how they tried to fend off the attack by first anticipating it a post in advance lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >same
            it's cliché for a reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even watch it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Left can't meme.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's like me

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean he’s handsome and fun guy to hang out with

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie stars are either roided buff or total pretty boys or both.
    It's nice to see (very) relatively normal looking dude with a stocky frame and everyman vocal delivery. And he has decent comedic timing and stylings which helps. Seriously the pretty boy thing is for women and everybody knows it. Super refreshing to have a dude who looks like a man. It's not even about being attractive; these days there are no Paul Giamattis or Phillip Seymour Hoffmans. That fat matt damon guy is ok.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever it was, it's not lasting. The Mario movie will be the final nail in his non-Marvel career's coffin, which will also end the second Gunn is out of the building.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >handsome
    >blue collar attitude
    >doesn't take shit from anybody
    >at the same time, friendly and nice
    >had sex with all those kids
    >great in interviews
    >good sense of humor

    What's not to like?

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