>SPIEL~~*BERG*~~
Literally every film he's made has been israelite propaganda.
Schindlers list is literally just israelite propaganda. None of it actually happened. And what little fortunately did all I can do when I watch it is how much bullshit can I spot in a frame.
It's become a drinking game. How much israelite propaganda is in a frame of Schindlers List.
None of it happened unfortunately, but if it did maybe israelites wouldn't run the world.
Whoa there anon. You should know that 8 million died there. Yes all 7 million were heroes. The 6 million didn't deserve to be there.
Wait 5 million. The 4 were victims too. I know all 2 million lives lost was a tragedy. Sad that 100 000 lost their life's to those stupid nazis.
It's impressive how little cultural impact EVERYTHING he's done since Crystal Skull despite being arguably the most popular and successful director alive.
I don't believe a single fricking person has ever seen The Post.
Because all of his films pre children are Baal worship with some sort of beast or animal embracing children
ET
JP
jaws
Poltergeist
Temple of doom
Goonies
All imagery with a child and beast
The Post is condescending, patronizing bullshit propaganda, albeit well-made propaganda. I haven't seen Armond White's review of it or even if he has one, but I bet you big money he fricking hates that movie and rightfully so.
Back To The Future was directed by Robert Zemeckis, friend. You should doublecheck stuff like that before you reveal yourself as a homosexual Black person moron george floyd ape.
Biggest problem I had with Minority Report was that they presented Washington DC as having these insane automatic freeways with self-driving cars but when you see the profile of the city in the background near the end of the movie it's just the current skyline of Washington DC.
Raiders is pretty fun. AI blends the action/psychological thriller/fable pretty well, but Hook is just better at it. I wish JP had an extended cut with some deeper themes in it, it's no Dawn of The Dead uncut.
>People worshipped the fricking Fabelmans recently but Christ that movie was dull.
Minority Report was great but had a shit ending. There is nothing duller than Bridge of Spies. His best is either Jaws or Jurassic Park. Second place goes to Munich
>Just as Joey is about to be put down by a doctor who deems the horse too injured to recover, Joey hears Albert's owl call.
Jesus Fricking Christ Almighty.
Hallmark Presents.
the last shot of the fabelmans is the best thing he's ever done.
the rest of the movie kinda sucked though. i refuse to believe anyone was that antisemitic at a California highschool in the 70s.
It's impossible to single out just one, but to me his 10/10 movies are: >Jaws >Raiders >Empire of the Sun >Jurassic Park >Schindler's List >Saving Private Ryan >Minority Report >Catch Me If You Can
Jurassic Park, Jaws and Close Encounters are all pretty close. I'd say Jurassic Park though since he really nailed the visuals harder than anyone else could have.
I really wish we got the horror sequel to Close Encounters that got recycled into Poltergeist
1. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3. Jaws
4. Poltergeist (of course he did)
5. Hook
6. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark
8. Jurassic Park
9. Schindler's List
10. Saving Private Ryan
11. Duel
12. Ready Player One
13. A.I.
14. War of the Worlds
15. Minority Report
16. Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull
17. War Horse
18. Catch me if you Can
19. Empire of the Sun
20. Munich
21. West Side Story
22. The Terminal
23. 1941
24. Amistad
25. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
26. Bridge of Spies
27. Lincoln
28. The Lost World
Raiders, Jurassic Park, Catch Me If You Can, and Minority Report are my favorites. Jaws is up there. It's been too long since I've seen E.T. or Close Encounters to have an opinion on them. Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan are obviously very good but they dip too far into the his schmaltz mode for me.
None. He's a hack, and ruins any source material he touches.
>SPIEL~~*BERG*~~
Literally every film he's made has been israelite propaganda.
Schindlers list is literally just israelite propaganda. None of it actually happened. And what little fortunately did all I can do when I watch it is how much bullshit can I spot in a frame.
It's become a drinking game. How much israelite propaganda is in a frame of Schindlers List.
None of it happened unfortunately, but if it did maybe israelites wouldn't run the world.
Whoa there anon. You should know that 8 million died there. Yes all 7 million were heroes. The 6 million didn't deserve to be there.
Wait 5 million. The 4 were victims too. I know all 2 million lives lost was a tragedy. Sad that 100 000 lost their life's to those stupid nazis.
Explain Munich then. Even Isreal had a problem with it. The movie makes a pretty profound statement by the end of it
Eric Bana and Daniel Craig are my favorite israelites
of course israel have a problem with it exposing mossad agents assassinating terrorists
He "directs" movies.
Movies. Not films or even flicks. He doesn't understand kino.
Raiders and Duel are peak kinomatography
boring man. boring movies
Propagandist non artist
I'm not giving credence to a fricking pedophile
Eyes Wide Shut (Theatrical Cut)
The Final One, which shouldn't be too far off, as his recent films flopped.
Either Jurassic Park or Minority Report.
It's impressive how little cultural impact EVERYTHING he's done since Crystal Skull despite being arguably the most popular and successful director alive.
I don't believe a single fricking person has ever seen The Post.
He became more of a boring butthole after becoming a dad. He's obsessed with safe biopic shit for some reason
His oldest was born in 85 and his youngest was born in 96, so I don't think that tracks.
I think Crystal Skull being so shit broke him.
Because all of his films pre children are Baal worship with some sort of beast or animal embracing children
ET
JP
jaws
Poltergeist
Temple of doom
Goonies
All imagery with a child and beast
I saw The Post. It was solid. There isn't much of a reason to watch it again.
The Post is condescending, patronizing bullshit propaganda, albeit well-made propaganda. I haven't seen Armond White's review of it or even if he has one, but I bet you big money he fricking hates that movie and rightfully so.
>The Final One, which shouldn't be too far off, as his recent films flopped.
He's at the point where he makes specifically flops as a flex
He makes flicks not films
Jurassic Park
Jaws
Minority Report
Minority report is a dog shit movie and not including back to the future is a sin
I liked it.
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>not including back to the future is a sin
Robert Zemeckis
Back To The Future was directed by Robert Zemeckis, friend. You should doublecheck stuff like that before you reveal yourself as a homosexual Black person moron george floyd ape.
Biggest problem I had with Minority Report was that they presented Washington DC as having these insane automatic freeways with self-driving cars but when you see the profile of the city in the background near the end of the movie it's just the current skyline of Washington DC.
Raiders is pretty fun. AI blends the action/psychological thriller/fable pretty well, but Hook is just better at it. I wish JP had an extended cut with some deeper themes in it, it's no Dawn of The Dead uncut.
Minority Report. People worshipped the fricking Fabelmans recently but Christ that movie was dull.
>People worshipped the fricking Fabelmans recently but Christ that movie was dull.
Minority Report was great but had a shit ending. There is nothing duller than Bridge of Spies. His best is either Jaws or Jurassic Park. Second place goes to Munich
ET
Raiders
Jaws
All 3 are classics
I liked it.
It's really sappy but who fricking cares. I love this homie's movies so much.
>Just as Joey is about to be put down by a doctor who deems the horse too injured to recover, Joey hears Albert's owl call.
Jesus Fricking Christ Almighty.
Hallmark Presents.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Spielberg has at least 10 excellent movies, he's talented
Frazzled.rip
Jurassic Park or Jaws
the one where he raped and killed the poltergeist girl with his shriveled circumcised israeli excuse for a penis
Was never proven
Innocent like Patton Oswalt
I wonder if his Bullitt movie'll be good
Jaws>Saving Private Ryan>Jurassic Park> everything else he made>AI.
Don't care what he says, Kubrick wouldn't have made that ending. He would have realized while shooting the film that the ending sucked.
>everything else he made>AI.
I love AI.
I loved Teddy
Teddy was the real star of the movie.
the last shot of the fabelmans is the best thing he's ever done.
the rest of the movie kinda sucked though. i refuse to believe anyone was that antisemitic at a California highschool in the 70s.
Band of Brothers isn't a movie but it's probably the best thing he's ever worked on
Munich is his best film.
For me, it's Raiders
Ready Player One.
It's impossible to single out just one, but to me his 10/10 movies are:
>Jaws
>Raiders
>Empire of the Sun
>Jurassic Park
>Schindler's List
>Saving Private Ryan
>Minority Report
>Catch Me If You Can
>Schindlers list
Tell me you're a israelite without telling me you're a israelite
Hi /misc/
Even if you're a /misc/ there's no denying it's an incredibly well-made film
I don't know never seen it I don't watch israelite propaganda.
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park, Jaws and Close Encounters are all pretty close. I'd say Jurassic Park though since he really nailed the visuals harder than anyone else could have.
I really wish we got the horror sequel to Close Encounters that got recycled into Poltergeist
Munich
I consider Munich to be one of his best works as far as blocking and camera movements go.
1. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
2. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
3. Jaws
4. Poltergeist (of course he did)
5. Hook
6. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark
8. Jurassic Park
9. Schindler's List
10. Saving Private Ryan
11. Duel
12. Ready Player One
13. A.I.
14. War of the Worlds
15. Minority Report
16. Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull
17. War Horse
18. Catch me if you Can
19. Empire of the Sun
20. Munich
21. West Side Story
22. The Terminal
23. 1941
24. Amistad
25. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
26. Bridge of Spies
27. Lincoln
28. The Lost World
Forgot pic related should go between Empire and Munich
Tintin
The one where he was casted to rape Heather O'Rourke.
The one with the shirtless boy scene. Oh wait, that's all of them.
Raiders, Jurassic Park, Catch Me If You Can, and Minority Report are my favorites. Jaws is up there. It's been too long since I've seen E.T. or Close Encounters to have an opinion on them. Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan are obviously very good but they dip too far into the his schmaltz mode for me.
Jurassic Park really was a perfect movie, wasn't it.