>Work a few months out of a year >Get millions so you don't have to do anything else with your time >Get bloated and sick because you're lazy
It's his fault
he was always an extreme guy, 20 years ago he was constantly fistfighting people over complete bullshit, people like this always have to go full speed with whatever they feel like doing.
>My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa Johns legion. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Little Caesar. Wearer of a broken belt, owner of a broken scale, and I will have my order, in this line or the next.
That’s true for normal people. Not an actor. Him being tub of lard guarantee you cost him roles and why he’s hardly a leading man. What was his last successful theatrical movie?
I just don’t know by talented actors go Marlon Brando/ Jack Nicholson beach whale route
7 months ago
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80% of people are fat, it's ok. you're prob fatter than he is.
7 months ago
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Actually i’m not. And I can tell you if I was getting paid millions i’d be in even better shape. Personal chef, nutritionist, trainer where gym is in your own house.
7 months ago
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What is there to do after you have fricked all the Stacies, won an Oscar and you sealed your legacy as one of the best actors? Marlon Brando became a NEET who shitposted on movie forums.
7 months ago
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Find The Box
7 months ago
Anonymous
Stay healthy and do it again
7 months ago
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Why bother
7 months ago
Anonymous
Why bother getting rich and successful in the first place of you're gonna give up on yourself. That's quitter talk
7 months ago
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Marlin Brando and Leonardo Di Caprio are Roman hedonism maxxing
7 months ago
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Don't forget Orson Welles.
7 months ago
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Gerard Depardieu
7 months ago
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This disgusting blob has probably fricked more girls than Wilt Chamberlain
7 months ago
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I wish I had this confidence. Fat, drunk, rotten tooth, just out there plowing b***hes and doing his thing.
the one he had before leaving the restaurant in your pic
bootiful mind
white people don't know good sushi
John Goodman looking pretty good for his age
Why would let yourself get that fat when you’re a movie star. Your career is your looks. Obviously he gives no fricks. But damn
>Work a few months out of a year
>Get millions so you don't have to do anything else with your time
>Get bloated and sick because you're lazy
It's his fault
he was always an extreme guy, 20 years ago he was constantly fistfighting people over complete bullshit, people like this always have to go full speed with whatever they feel like doing.
thats how most australian middle aged men look
That beer belly is legendary
>My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa Johns legion. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Little Caesar. Wearer of a broken belt, owner of a broken scale, and I will have my order, in this line or the next.
>Loyal servant to the true emperor, Little Caesar.
he looks like me except the beard
The whole point of money is to be rich and not have to work out, he is living the dream now/
That’s true for normal people. Not an actor. Him being tub of lard guarantee you cost him roles and why he’s hardly a leading man. What was his last successful theatrical movie?
do you think he needs money?
He use to be a serious actor. He got mocked on South Park for taking his work so seriously. Downey Jr parodying him in Tropic Thunder.
He is a millionaire, he doesn't care. He does not have to contort his body and be a fitgay anymore.
He just does jobs for fun, they still pay him cause he is a good actor.
I just don’t know by talented actors go Marlon Brando/ Jack Nicholson beach whale route
80% of people are fat, it's ok. you're prob fatter than he is.
Actually i’m not. And I can tell you if I was getting paid millions i’d be in even better shape. Personal chef, nutritionist, trainer where gym is in your own house.
What is there to do after you have fricked all the Stacies, won an Oscar and you sealed your legacy as one of the best actors? Marlon Brando became a NEET who shitposted on movie forums.
Find The Box
Stay healthy and do it again
Why bother
Why bother getting rich and successful in the first place of you're gonna give up on yourself. That's quitter talk
Marlin Brando and Leonardo Di Caprio are Roman hedonism maxxing
Don't forget Orson Welles.
Gerard Depardieu
This disgusting blob has probably fricked more girls than Wilt Chamberlain
I wish I had this confidence. Fat, drunk, rotten tooth, just out there plowing b***hes and doing his thing.
Gandolfini had the same mindset
How is he not a leading man? He's been leading movies for ages and still does.
Thor: Love and Thunder
He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you.
#RepresentationMatters
I thought Orange Box was pretty dope
funny post
literally nothing wrong with this body. male body standards have gotten out of control. celebrate all shapes and sizes
>Still handsome
The one where he’s the priest and the exorcist
The one just below his manbreasts.
witness him
Is this him riding shiny and chrome or w.e?
what does he eat?
The pope's exorcist was incredible.
That physique isn't from eating. Its from drinking.
>t. norf fc
Hando in Romper Stomper
every time he gets out of bed
>the frosting… sometimes it makes the fork stick
Virtuosity
> What’s his finest roll?
Jelly.
You ate Marcus Aurelius?
>I didn't say I ate him, I said we split an order of fries once.
>What we eat in life echoes through our bellies
are you not nutritionally sustained!?
The one where he beat a concierge to death with a telephone.
Reminder this body type is preferable to women over being a skinny twink or closet gay gym rat