what's his secret?
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A good PR agent
Excellent cocaine connection. One of the all time best.
12 inch wiener
its not a secret tho
Women like big wieners anons. You all thought porn was a lie and women only liked being paid to frick ginormous wieners. Now onlyfans came along and every one of them has a bf with a huge wiener.
The lesson is wiener size matters and you were all lied to by women.
They only care that it's 5 1/2 to 6 inches or more.
I swear you gays are actual incels who've never actually dated.
Are you a woman? Lmao right to the incel insult you fricking homosexual npc. Cope. Your wiener is tiny.
Also saying this without a sense of irony lmao you're on Cinemaphile, meaning the only pussy you've ever touched was your moms
dicklet cope
>they only care if it's above average
good to know, dumbfrick
>t. small dick
Aside from a very small subset of mentally ill prostitutes, most women are happy with average sized dicks. I have 7.25 inches and it’s been a problem with every single girl I’ve been with. Even the prostitutes. My current gf has pain every time we have sex. It actually affects my life and isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
>my giant wiener has been a problem with all the sex i'm having
moron
I’m not even joking right now. There is a point of “too big”.
you just don't get it
Ok
frick off with this humble brag bullshit
>yeah bro having a huge dick isnt all its cracked up to be
>yeah my gf who loves me says its TOO big and that it hurts bro it isnt even that good
>yeah and all of the hundreds of women ive been with yeah it hurt those too
Women are mentally attracted to the big dick. To how it looks, how imposing it is etc. It barely has anything to do with the pleasure it brings. Its a status symbol for them. Its like a woman with huge breasts. You are attracted to how it looks, not to the actual feeling of groping how large they are(although that is good too). Otherwise old huge grandma breasts would be lusted after to the same degree and they arent.
You have never even touched a woman and it shows.
seethe more attention whoring humblebragger.
>t. dicklet coping
Right, because the majority of OnlyFans subscribers are women fantasizing about that big dick.
The reason why there's a selection bias for a big dick on OnlyFans is the same why it's there in porn, a bigger dick lets you shoot better angles and opens up the amount of positions you can do, lets the female performer show off her skills during a blowjob and sells a fantasy for the men watching.
For the majority of women, the most enjoyable part of sex is the intimacy and bond with their partner. Unfortunately, some women are broken and can't experience it so they try to substitute it in other ways.
dating nasty prostitutes
He's funny. You can get used good easily that way.
>He's funny.
>Scanners.gif
who are some comedians that are drowning in pussy?
>who are some comedians that are drowning in pussy?
David Spade makes Pete Davidson look like amateur hour
And he doesn't even have cheats activated with BPD
David spade got an INSANE amount of pussy, he's actually one of the most underrated comedians unironically. He has natural charisma, insane timing and can deal with hecklers like a monster. He's also at least 120 IQ
Shane Gillis gets laid a lot he says
anyone even marginally famous gets tonnes of pussy. Doesnt matter how gross looking they are. Stav from cumtown gets pussy. Bobby lee gets pussy. Being a celebrity is catnip for women.
Being a moronic wigger with shitty tattoos. Seems to be her type.
Goes for trash women.
It's amazing what can happen when you sell you soul to Satan and shill for the Hollywood/Democrat elite everyday
If you think butthole eyes can just randomly get any woman he wants off his personality then you're living in a dream world
Nepotism
What's with his fricking EYES
he has a big ole schlonger
All the things mentioned ITT aside, nothing gets women interested in you quite like the presence of other women who are already interested in you. The higher profile and more attractive they are the better, obviously. It's basically a cheat code to endless pussy in large enough social circles, you just have to find away to get the first one into you.
This. Its called pre-selection. Once women had seen he had been with ariana grande they thought "wow he must have something about him"
The truth is that he probably met her way before she was a big star and was back at nick doing shitty kids shows.
this is just bullshit spread by ariana when she was dating him. Girls say that shit all the time about their bfs. "yeah my bfs dick is like 9 inches" when in reality its like 6 inches and you're just a 5 ft midget lol. There is some skit where he is in his underwear and his dick looks small flaccid. If he was 9 inches hard his dick would be noticably bigger than average flaccid. Growers not showers stuff is bullshit.
holy dicklet cope
your penis is small
Pete is that you? Ive seen the video bro your dick isnt big.
Hahahahah COPE
this is a meme for midwits.
It is somewhat true that a man (just like a woman that is dating) may attract more women when he is already dating or desired, but the thing is the people they attract are BAD.
These people are sheeple that only go where the wind blows, its like a movie trend or fashion, everybody is doing it so I might as well.
>thinking women arent group trend and consensus orientated
>using the word 'sheeple' in the same paragraph you're calling others midwits
oh the ironing
the real irony was that using a simple word that describes what I meant was enough to make you seethe.
midwit
using the world sheeple is like using the word npc to describe people. It shows a hubris on your side and a probable lack of maturity. You dont understand that even the average person is relatively complex and has their own life experience, own unique outlook on life. It also gives the impression that you think you're better than the average person for simply not liking things or thinking you're in some secret club for going on Cinemaphile. As you're posting on her you also probably arent any better nor more accomplished than the average person. So your superiority complex is unjustified.
npc and sheeple is used wrongly sometimes but it is a useful word to describe a pattern.
You making assumptions of me shows if anything that you don't understand the complexities of people in this case.
The secret club is the most abhorrent thing for me, as it is also npc act when you seek relentlessly a group of people to belong.
big dick energy and a big dick
this fricking prostitute needs to have her mouth stuffed 24/7 and she's proud of it too
She makes me diamonds. That look and personality. So trashy and dumb but hot at the same time.
she's like the reincarnation of Mae West. knows she's a bawd but takes pride in it because she knows acting sexy can get men to do anything.
Being taller and more famous than mac miller
charisma strength build
works like a charm on girls
Are you all women? He's a corporate plant. He's not really dating anyone that shit is all setup. How stupid are you people.
industry baby
mobbed up with glowie pedos
He can entertain a woman
It's the most important thing after money
so he's a court jester? wow i'm jealous
You need to be fun to be with
Girls get bored quickly
He has become like a fashion accessory. He has an image of a guy who is dating beautiful women, ergo if you date him you are beautiful.
Arranged relationships. Fellow israelites are literally giving him their goyim industry women to date.
an anaconda of a dick
it's that simple
she's a gagger, don't ask how I know
typical israeli rat. Guy needs a a lone gunman to travel 600 miles and blow his head off with a 3d printed revolver in minecraft .
They use Pete Davidson to psychologically torture stars who misbehave?
the actual legit reason is he fricked her good. though he sorta has a cheat code which is his large dick so he probably doesn't have to put in that much work compared to average sized dicks. if you frick a girl good their brain tricks them into falling in love with whover dicked them down good so the brain can keep getting that high. this is why you dont frick random hookups good unless you want her to fall for you right away, let alone get a stalker/obsessed. strictly doggy for them and have the hard passionate sex with your wife/gf.
He was the humiliation ritual for a lot of these women and has a big dick so it ruins future relationships
Tall and funny
looks like a straighter version of her brother. thread was a painful read
brehs
if yer wieners not even 8x6 why even live???
Women love a tall white lanky scumbag.
>white
jews are white