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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Masking black history judging from the trailer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope

      probably white people bad per usual

      nope

      it's an alien in a cloud that eats people. it's been done a thousand times before and way more interesting than this.

      nope

      Was turning into a racial black soldier the only way israelites would let him keep making movies or something? Keanu was actually pretty good/funny

      nope

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably white people bad per usual

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats it about?
    Us was pretty good tho

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CLOUD BAD

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White pepyl be creepy n sheeeeeeeit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's an alien in a cloud that eats people. it's been done a thousand times before and way more interesting than this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it hasn't.
      Basically in the old testament people would see dark "clouds" in the sky that they would call "gods glory" but we're infact UFOs. Because they didn't have a concept of flying vehicles they would think it was God. So most likely the movie is "what if it was a satanic cloud?". Looks like the whole movie might take place at a ranch in the wilderness/secluded area which is usually where people would have "visions" of "angels".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick off jordan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed.

          Before blacks moved into Compton it was a really nice place to live

          No it wasn't. It was a poor as frick area with cheap housing. Once the racist laws were lifted that non whites couldnt be denied purchasing property it was actually racist whites/Jews realtors that scared other whites that their property values would plummet because of black people living next door. All this did was remove whites from affordable housing and force them to live in more expensive housing around the area while the realtors pocketed their commissions. There are several places in L.A. with mixed demographics that never saw property value drops. In the end it created a forced black ghetto for segregation and robbed white families of affordable housing.

          Same shit is happening now but it's foreign Chinese realtors forcing people from Los Angeles and forcing them into other states as Chinese companies buy property for cheap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal dark cloud of racism
      BRAVO JORDAN

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Is... is that a middle class white nuclear family????
    >NOOOOOOOOOO IM GOING INSANE!
    >HELP ME KEEGAN

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TETSUOOOOOOOOO

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHYPEEPO IS BAD AND DEM WHITE CLOUDZ IS WHITE SO DEM CLOUDZ MUSS BE BAD 2

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >those dick sucking lips
    What did God mean by this

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a stupid title.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KFC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it was about kfc it would be called YEP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2007
      holy shit, was Cinemaphile really that fricking RACIST just 15 years ago?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what point are you trying to make

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the surprise twist is that Cinemaphile has always been good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind that shit, remember when people would combo post?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Tired of moronic raiders gaslighting by saying the opposite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only after 2007, but in the 90s Cinemaphile was as a lefty website

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COMING SOON FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE:
    "Nah"
    "Heck"
    "Jeeze"
    "Wew"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Sheeeit"

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killer cloud.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before blacks moved into Compton it was a really nice place to live

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was turning into a racial black soldier the only way israelites would let him keep making movies or something? Keanu was actually pretty good/funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He isn't sincere about it!
      He believes every word of his racial bullshit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not
    Of
    Planet
    Earth

    The twist is that it's not aliens, but probably angels. Also they're white and malevolent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty based to make a movie about angels coming down to earth and also hating black people

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    flying kkk wizards and kfc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    welfare recipients.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buck breaking

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can be certain it won't be about Father's Day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 blacks and a chink
      the blacks beat him up as usual and he blames it on whites.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's about a Black person that looks up and realizes it's a Jordan Peele movie so he's reaction is "NOPE"

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i couldnt say. all i know for sure is it is gonna suck.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It;s about aliens (white) that like to eat POC.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably an allegory for slavery

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "White man bad"

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nope
    [...]
    nope
    [...]
    nope
    [...]
    nope

    Until I get confirmed spoilers, nothing will convince me it won't be another muh racism story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Less than a week from release and still a total media blackout. Not a good sign.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Less than a week from release and still a total media blackout. Not a good sign.
        It doesn't matter, critics will still give it 97% anyway no matter how terrible it is, in order to not be "racist."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wut?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              /thread

              KFC

              >2007
              take me back

              >Don't Look Up (crime statistics)

              I r8 8/8

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >old school analog IMAX camera

            ??????????????????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >old and busted: ayylmao butt probes
        >new and hot: Alien ship (not not the the aliens, yes the ship itself) eats... stuff
        I will pirate this movie someday to see how bad it is.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nopebody is gonna watch it.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What if white people unseasoned all the food in the world?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYO HOL UP

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer shows the entire movie

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't Look Up (crime statistics)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nepotism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool it with the anti-elfmitic remarks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moldbug reference?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does this annoy anybody else
    like irrationally
    >RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!
    it's just unconvincing
    I do not like this line

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her acting seems pretty bad and annoying in general

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nope_out

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Young Houston hard hitta all about the skitta' crawlin somethin candy coated crawlin' like a caterpillar.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get Out was moronic.
    >Whitey hate us because we better nigguh!!
    It’s like if you gave a BBC poster a budget. As a matter of fact, a fat, mixed, effeminate homosexual like Peele who hates his white side is now my headcanon for all of the BBC posters.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UFOs are slave ships. There I saved you $20

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the e-girls I follow on insta is an extra in the scene in the trailer on the bleachers. I can't remember which one, I think I unfollowed when she posted about it. Does anybody know what e-girl it is?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >having to pass the required swimming test in high school
    >No.P.E.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >peer inside a room
    >see white family laughing around the dinner table
    NOPE

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About 90 minutes

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >racism is bad

    same old tired story. blacks need to move and right other stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, if they do that then israelites will have to start over in attaching themselves to new black things to leech money, rather than endlessly rehashing the same easy and established message.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayy lmaos also wypipo bad
    Maybe it will have black people actually being aliens and sheeit!

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