Because it's fashionable and easy. Ten years ago, every girl wanted a small, tight ass and sleek thighs. Now girls go to the gym specifically to squat, because other girls on insta and tiktok told them to. Not complaining, though; more to spank.
>gymmax in the butt and pretend most of it is natural
Assuming no steroids I consider exercise + genetics natty. Also I think this is based of them and much better than trying to buy their way to being sexy.
It is the one good thing about this incredibly gay fricking timeline and even that is ruined by zoomer homosexuals that just can’t accept a single W, like if you have a nice thick juicy ass you can’t also have big fat breasts.
>already morbidly obese at 18 >literally too fat to wipe properly after taking a shit, guaranteed to smell awful >will only become worse over time as she converts from a goblino into a hobgoblino with age
many black men have sworn-off black women, and visa-versa. The women who do it are called "the divestor" community online. I don't know if there's a term for black men who do it.
>The women who do it are called "the divestor" community online.
I went down a rabbit hole about this one time. They call black men "dusties" kek. saw a really good video by a black woman breaking down the movement but I can't find it.
>The women who do it are called "the divestor" community online.
I went down a rabbit hole about this one time. They call black men "dusties" kek. saw a really good video by a black woman breaking down the movement but I can't find it.
I found it. If you want to go down a fun rabbit hole, watch this. There are tensions in the black community I had no idea about.
I can tell, you esl homosexual. You can't use "it doesn't bode well" alongside age. The phrase means "things do not look like they will turn out well". If you wanted to use a similarly sarcastic phrase that does fit, you could use "she won't age like a fine wine".
If you like my English 101 lessons, I'm here every other day at nearly 2 am BST.
i don't understand
how can this 120 pound white girl have the ass of a 190 pound milf
it defies all logic
unless she was like one of those freak designer baby's
i'm scared
i don't know why she wanted The Great to end so badly. i know she wants to do movies but having consistent work like that for a somewhat mediocre actress should have been gold
i actually unironically like her cankles and her feet. i was one of the truthers originally when people were saying her ass was a body double for The Great because I could recognize those canks from a mile away
she looks like she has a slight odor but thats to be expected with very pale white girls. despite all the memes every light brown girl I've ever been with has smelled immaculate basically all day long, but white girls have a distinct musk. I don't hate it but it seems to be true.
I didn't even say it was a negative thing just a factual observation. white girls have a slight musk. I don't mind it at all. they stay fresh for an hour or two tops after a shower.
>Butyric acid, also known as butter acid or valeric acid, is a chemical that has an odor smell of vomit. >Hexanoic acid, also known as Caproic acid... it has an odor that is like that of goats or other barnyard animals.
Also >2-methylbutyric acid occurs naturally in cocoa beans and in many fruits such as apples and apricots, as well as in the scent of the orchid Luisia curtisii.
she looks like she has a slight odor but thats to be expected with very pale white girls. despite all the memes every light brown girl I've ever been with has smelled immaculate basically all day long, but white girls have a distinct musk. I don't hate it but it seems to be true.
>anon is so mentally buck broken he thinks porn reflects real life
it's like you've never actually dealt with a girl in real life, they all hate blacks the same way...well, everyone does
i was watching some old early 90s movie with Shawnee Smith the other day and didnt remember her having a nice plump dumper like that, i was hitting that rewind button on my vcr over and over to get a look at that fat azz
remember when Dakota was the big deal in Hollywood and everything thought she was the one with the big future in the movies, how did her sister overtake her so fast? Dakotas basically done nothing of note once she was no longer child actor age
I would like to take a nice walk with Elle Farting and hold her hand and mayhaps tie her to giant baloob and see her float away. Bon voyage! I say, grin on my face as I look up her skirt one last time.
If you can't see that this is a dude I don't know what to tell you.
>that adam's apple
All major celebrities are troons, it's well known within 'conspiracy' (truth-seeking) circles.
>the shadow on her neck
Holy frick.
Not sure exactly what you’re holy fricking about, but that pic was colorized. The original is here
How come every young girl wants to have a huge bubble butt now
I believe Kim Kardashian was the genesis
Zoomers (and late millennials) are obsessed with Black person "culture".
Elle's is natural, she just got lucky
Again, natural with gym exercise, she even openly brags about loving the gym (which I agree with)
it starts with N
Newborns?
you cryptic c**t
N thing, Ni Non't kNow Nwhy
No matter how h-h-hard I try.
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
nostradamus predicted this?
it's quasimodo you moron
Nick Mullen?
Because it's fashionable and easy. Ten years ago, every girl wanted a small, tight ass and sleek thighs. Now girls go to the gym specifically to squat, because other girls on insta and tiktok told them to. Not complaining, though; more to spank.
because it's hot, I wish they also had tight huge breasts.
>How come every female is an NPC?
They're missing a chromosome
if elle's was fake she would have done her chest too
Lack of breasts. If they put fake ones people will know, so they just gymmax in the butt and pretend most of it is natural
Die you homosexual chink
You're supposed to post the aggressive mutt memes, not the spurdo memes.
>gymmax in the butt and pretend most of it is natural
Assuming no steroids I consider exercise + genetics natty. Also I think this is based of them and much better than trying to buy their way to being sexy.
How's the bat taste today?
I dearly hope they grow balls and deport you fifth column homosexuals to your shithole of choice in the future.
No one likes a flat butt
It is the one good thing about this incredibly gay fricking timeline and even that is ruined by zoomer homosexuals that just can’t accept a single W, like if you have a nice thick juicy ass you can’t also have big fat breasts.
Because it's hot
>Elle Fanning
>Huge bubble butt
I just know you got some twiggy ass arms
That b***h is a fricking lardass. She's gonna lose a foot to diabetes before she's 40.
Bubble butt =/= disguating pear shaped women
"looks good to me"
>already morbidly obese at 18
>literally too fat to wipe properly after taking a shit, guaranteed to smell awful
>will only become worse over time as she converts from a goblino into a hobgoblino with age
i see diabetes here more than i see sexy
still would
That's not a bubble butt.
Based
Fricking homosexual.
It's what black men find attractive.
lots of these prostitutes will have massive back issues in the future
yt pipo worship Black folk
>all those gays instantly thinking of Black folk when they see a girl with a non-man ass
Mental illness.
unironically to filter dicklets; you can't penetrate that if you don't have at least 6.5 inches
Sexo
>I'm a stone cold beach but I'm not that much of a beach
truly the greatest writing we've ever seen in gaming
>YOU MUST DELIVER THE YUMMY CUM TO ALL THE CITIES!
I wonder what Kojima's type is?
Oh well - I guess we'll never know...
GYATT
holy moly
Lots of women over there with nice bodies while the guys are horrendous.
Just like God intended.
I should join a dance class..
but what if i get an erection?
Given the old hags and desperate bad-life-scripts women that you are likely to find, I think that's not very likely.
Manlets we won!
>The only two guys there are dancing with white women.
Do black men just have no interest in going with women of their race?
It's open social dancing. You ask a different person to dance for each song.
many black men have sworn-off black women, and visa-versa. The women who do it are called "the divestor" community online. I don't know if there's a term for black men who do it.
>The women who do it are called "the divestor" community online.
I went down a rabbit hole about this one time. They call black men "dusties" kek. saw a really good video by a black woman breaking down the movement but I can't find it.
I found it. If you want to go down a fun rabbit hole, watch this. There are tensions in the black community I had no idea about.
SYSBM. Save yourself black man
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Manosphere_glossary#Save_Yourself_Black_Men
more like elle fanny amiright bros?
You are more right than you could ever know.
29 year old virgin here; are girls as soft as they look?
Yes, too soft. Unless you find a gymgay. They usually are more "firm".
whats wrong with soft girls?
It doesn't bode well with age. Trust me. I'm Brazilian.
I can tell, you esl homosexual. You can't use "it doesn't bode well" alongside age. The phrase means "things do not look like they will turn out well". If you wanted to use a similarly sarcastic phrase that does fit, you could use "she won't age like a fine wine".
If you like my English 101 lessons, I'm here every other day at nearly 2 am BST.
Thanks, bro. Much appreciated. I must go now.
yes, soft and warm
Put it this way - even holding hands is erotic when they have soft hands and you like them.
not the kind i like the ones i like have wieners too if you know what i mean
Dying, I hope. Evil b***h
I’m here for the cankle content
Got that 13 year old girl type figure. Which is disgusting, obviously.
She VOTED, anon!
>women can't even tell the world they voted without somehow finding a way to be prostitutes
Galveston was good. She's the better sister IMO. Also, needs to do nude scenes.
Good up to where it ruined itself. Stop watching when they go for a stroll on the beach at night.
Hellenic goddess.
Thanks for the new word, king.
Frick off, OP. If I wanted to see a woman's butt, I would be in xvideos.
Almost 8 years ago. What does it look like now?
Kojima will show us soon enough.
Looks like pure shit. Death Stranding 2 and his 2025 project are all that's worth waiting for.
hopefully implants so she can go from a 1/10 to at least a 5/10
i don't understand
how can this 120 pound white girl have the ass of a 190 pound milf
it defies all logic
unless she was like one of those freak designer baby's
i'm scared
>120
I bet she weighs more than that. She’s pretty tall and has tree trunk legs
>tree trunk legs
based
i don't know why she wanted The Great to end so badly. i know she wants to do movies but having consistent work like that for a somewhat mediocre actress should have been gold
>tfw you know she's wearing those socks to hide her monster cankles
whatever you do bros don't look up her feet pics
i actually unironically like her cankles and her feet. i was one of the truthers originally when people were saying her ass was a body double for The Great because I could recognize those canks from a mile away
>tree trunk legs
What do you think her vegana smells like?
she looks like she has a slight odor but thats to be expected with very pale white girls. despite all the memes every light brown girl I've ever been with has smelled immaculate basically all day long, but white girls have a distinct musk. I don't hate it but it seems to be true.
white girl sweat gets me sex mad
Why do you come on here and lie brother?
I didn't even say it was a negative thing just a factual observation. white girls have a slight musk. I don't mind it at all. they stay fresh for an hour or two tops after a shower.
It wouldn't be an Elle thread without wall-to-wall seething browns!
if I was a brown, why would I want white guys to steal my women? I didnt even say anything disparaging. are you a virgin?
pale girls smell like wet dog
>Ethnic variation in the odor-causing chemicals in sweat
Oh dear...
>Asians smell like vinegar
>Europeans smell like cheese
>Browns smell like brown stuff
Seethe... But do it downwind from me
>Butyric acid, also known as butter acid or valeric acid, is a chemical that has an odor smell of vomit.
>Hexanoic acid, also known as Caproic acid... it has an odor that is like that of goats or other barnyard animals.
Also
>2-methylbutyric acid occurs naturally in cocoa beans and in many fruits such as apples and apricots, as well as in the scent of the orchid Luisia curtisii.
>musk
Oh mama
Contemplate the aroma.
Planting that big butt firmly on my face.
You cannot convince me she wasn't perfectly bred to be inseminated by a black man.
>anon is so mentally buck broken he thinks porn reflects real life
it's like you've never actually dealt with a girl in real life, they all hate blacks the same way...well, everyone does
small breasts + big ass and pale is nice, but this too big
>Elle fanning
>too big
Tell me you’re white without telling me
Fanning her farts in my face.
Sue Storm in Fantastic 4?
Elle is a top tier neuron activator
She's like 15 here YOU SICK FRICK
i was watching some old early 90s movie with Shawnee Smith the other day and didnt remember her having a nice plump dumper like that, i was hitting that rewind button on my vcr over and over to get a look at that fat azz
What movies does she have lined up?
remember when Dakota was the big deal in Hollywood and everything thought she was the one with the big future in the movies, how did her sister overtake her so fast? Dakotas basically done nothing of note once she was no longer child actor age
They are pretty even actually. Elle hasnt done anything worth noting either
Eyes Wide Shut remake.
Elle isn't good enough of an actress to be as big as Pugh or even Anya Taylor Joy but she still is hot
Is she pregnant.
what gives you that impression?
Usually pregnant women vomit randomly.
sure
Who's the father.
Me.
here's the non colorized version for anons who thought it looked a bit off
I have such an urge to just bury my face in her butt
damn that is a straight fart box.
ngl id coom as soon as my dink entered that mouf
Elle > Dakota
dakota is the better actress but yeah she has her beat in that department. dakota still has a good body though
Dakota is prettier by far.
Put her in a movie next to a big booba
I thought she made something with Christina Hendricks once? Maybe I'm confused
>pit stroking
Holy fricking lewd!
i think she licks his face during this scene too. someone got paid for this
I would like to take a nice walk with Elle Farting and hold her hand and mayhaps tie her to giant baloob and see her float away. Bon voyage! I say, grin on my face as I look up her skirt one last time.
White girls are so beautiful. Any non white people care to comment?
Yes sirs I love white girls so much I sex them
Good marning sar
Her porn lookalike is a way better actress.
Don't leave us hanging, anon. Just did a search on it, is her this Lily Rader?
She needs to remove her buccal fat tbh ngl.
PUFFY
enjoying a sexual relationship with a Black male in his prime.
I love white women with fat asses so much
She's 8feet tall, tall men like me only want tiny women to frick, impregnate.
A short (stack) "king" will have to marry her when she's 40 and "ready to settle" or 50 when she's ready to marry, adopt a Black person.