What's next for Artie Lange?

What's next for Artie Lange?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    still crazy how he outlived norm and saget

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      insane how the body can be so fricking resilient to self harm, but then you get cancer and its totally fricked no matter what you do

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t believe he’s alive. It defines all logic.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Artie Lange
    Death by severe external internal hemorrhage after he prolapses while anally bonging a liquified turbo speedball

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man you know you hit rock bottom when you start snorting broken glass

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake story he told to save face. He got beaten up by a dealer/bookie he didn't have the money to pay.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEHT. Last I heard from him was a brief statement about norms passing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was doing standup and living in a halfway house up until the pandemic. He's pretty much been incognito even after all the clubs opened back up. Shit came at the worst possible time for him.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    guy looks like an oblivion NPC

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey garr I can’t make it in today I’m sick as a dog

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artie's doing fine. Just fine.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did someone use the erase tool on his nose?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did someone use the erase tool on his nose?

      he had an infection in his nose which caused it to balloon up then he didn't pay a bookie on a sports bet he lost because he was too high or something and the bookie got his muscle to beat the shit out of him, which basically caused his big infected nose to pop like a pimple. the muscle was like a former boxer, took one punched and completely knocked him out

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's insane. His nose can be a medical case study. Do you have the original source on this? Was it reported or just whispered about on a forum?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just coke

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was only one cause of the nose. He also snorted cocaine that got accidentally mixed with broken glass.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the frick's wrong with his nose?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Collapsed after years of cocaine use ate away his septum and nose cartilage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      too much broccoli

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kinda funny/sad thinking when I heard him as a guest on some podcast like 8 years ago, talking about how he was finally getting his life together, he had been sober a while, either had a girlfriend or married or was about to get married.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rise of streaming, social media stars, the pandemic and strikes have demolished many careers and comebacks. Just 15 years ago he would own a house and be making a living just doing guest spots on sitcoms and celebrity gameshows with a few club sets in between.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What made those destroy people's careers rather than help those with an established fan base like a person on the stern show would have?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking gayot was never funny. He was just a shitty laugh track for the actual talent
    He made the Stern show a pain to listen to, and I'm a fan of elegant Elliott offen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Artie was great until he was completely blasted every show right before he went crazy

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting BTFO by beetlejuice again

    ?t=2938

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear he’s going to open a health & wellness clinic and also teach a yoga class

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that son of a b***h need some of that Nip/Tuck level rhinoplasty

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nose status?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to answer the call.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *norm voice* DEATH

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