He was doing standup and living in a halfway house up until the pandemic. He's pretty much been incognito even after all the clubs opened back up. Shit came at the worst possible time for him.
he had an infection in his nose which caused it to balloon up then he didn't pay a bookie on a sports bet he lost because he was too high or something and the bookie got his muscle to beat the shit out of him, which basically caused his big infected nose to pop like a pimple. the muscle was like a former boxer, took one punched and completely knocked him out
kinda funny/sad thinking when I heard him as a guest on some podcast like 8 years ago, talking about how he was finally getting his life together, he had been sober a while, either had a girlfriend or married or was about to get married.
The rise of streaming, social media stars, the pandemic and strikes have demolished many careers and comebacks. Just 15 years ago he would own a house and be making a living just doing guest spots on sitcoms and celebrity gameshows with a few club sets in between.
This fricking gayot was never funny. He was just a shitty laugh track for the actual talent
He made the Stern show a pain to listen to, and I'm a fan of elegant Elliott offen
still crazy how he outlived norm and saget
insane how the body can be so fricking resilient to self harm, but then you get cancer and its totally fricked no matter what you do
Can’t believe he’s alive. It defines all logic.
>Artie Lange
Death by severe external internal hemorrhage after he prolapses while anally bonging a liquified turbo speedball
Man you know you hit rock bottom when you start snorting broken glass
Fake story he told to save face. He got beaten up by a dealer/bookie he didn't have the money to pay.
WEHT. Last I heard from him was a brief statement about norms passing.
He was doing standup and living in a halfway house up until the pandemic. He's pretty much been incognito even after all the clubs opened back up. Shit came at the worst possible time for him.
guy looks like an oblivion NPC
Hey garr I can’t make it in today I’m sick as a dog
Artie's doing fine. Just fine.
did someone use the erase tool on his nose?
he had an infection in his nose which caused it to balloon up then he didn't pay a bookie on a sports bet he lost because he was too high or something and the bookie got his muscle to beat the shit out of him, which basically caused his big infected nose to pop like a pimple. the muscle was like a former boxer, took one punched and completely knocked him out
That's insane. His nose can be a medical case study. Do you have the original source on this? Was it reported or just whispered about on a forum?
It's just coke
It was only one cause of the nose. He also snorted cocaine that got accidentally mixed with broken glass.
the frick's wrong with his nose?
Collapsed after years of cocaine use ate away his septum and nose cartilage.
too much broccoli
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kinda funny/sad thinking when I heard him as a guest on some podcast like 8 years ago, talking about how he was finally getting his life together, he had been sober a while, either had a girlfriend or married or was about to get married.
The rise of streaming, social media stars, the pandemic and strikes have demolished many careers and comebacks. Just 15 years ago he would own a house and be making a living just doing guest spots on sitcoms and celebrity gameshows with a few club sets in between.
What made those destroy people's careers rather than help those with an established fan base like a person on the stern show would have?
This fricking gayot was never funny. He was just a shitty laugh track for the actual talent
He made the Stern show a pain to listen to, and I'm a fan of elegant Elliott offen
Nah Artie was great until he was completely blasted every show right before he went crazy
getting BTFO by beetlejuice again
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I hear he’s going to open a health & wellness clinic and also teach a yoga class
that son of a b***h need some of that Nip/Tuck level rhinoplasty
Nose status?
He needs to answer the call.
*norm voice* DEATH