If he's smart he'll invest correctly so he never has to work again, because lord knows he's never getting another role. He's probably dumb like a brick, most child actors are, so he's not getting a real job either. Yup it's either wage cucking, male stripping/prostitution, or coasting from here on out. What a strange and offensive looking person. He looks like the IRL version of the hormone monster from Big Mouth. You just know he's got really gross moles all over sprouting dark and unflattering moles. His plump and misshapen (italian looking) lips grotesquely house vampire fangs. His eyes are little more than dark mongoloid slants behind which he conceals the smile of down syndrome. An absolute goblin creature.
only the most depraved and sick homosexual/transsexual. A person who only is attracted to fowl gargoyles and the like. Somehow they would fetishize his appearance, as if being turned on by an abomination such as he is a form of taboo they are violating, and as such they are aroused at the notion. There are some people who are attracted to manatee's, or dogs, or horses; I imagine these are the people who would pay to see this man perform acts against God
How can anything be against god anon? By nature god is omnipresent. This idea that we simply attribute the things we like to god while discarding the rest to someone/something else is juvenile
He is pretty charming and creative. He will probably get into comedy or become a director. All the ugly other kids have no future but will always be rich because they are of the tribe aside from the black kid.
He has seth rogan energy. Perhaps he occationally makes a well timed joke, and i'm sure his self awareness that the years have not been kind has motivated him to cultivate a personality. That being said, being a child star is such a stunting and moroning phenomena, I doubt he will ever develop more of a career. No, he's going to be making appearances at your High School Prom. He's inoffensive enough to swindle a couple thousand here and there, but more than likely this poor young man should have gone to school and been a plumber. Looks like a plumber, and spending your days with your face hidden under the sink is the propper vocation for him.
>He has seth rogan energy.
No he doesn't. Seth got famous by being the cool stoner dude, which worked because he's tall and has broad shoulders. This kid is a manlet with extremely narrow shoulders. At best he might fill a Jon Lovitz niche
>Finn >beautiful and aesthetically pleasing
He's not wrong. Finn looks like a 18th century young royalty who just stays in his castle and never sees the sun
2 years ago
Anonymous
He looks like a middle aged israeli lesbian.
2 years ago
Anonymous
he looks more like israeli banker counting coins for the king
2 years ago
Anonymous
I want to suck his girly twink wiener so much bro
2 years ago
Anonymous
>girly >twink >wiener
Pick one
2 years ago
Anonymous
The styling in the show really did him dirty
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've seen some deep fake videos of this kid. Shit was so cash
>Schnapp is israeli and had his Bar Mitzvah in Israel
>Noah Schnapp’s father’s name is Mitchell Schnapp, who is a successful private equity manager and his mother’s name is Karine Schnapp, who is the vice president and a marketer of ‘Hugo Boss’
>Schnapp plans to study entrepreneurship at Wharton to learn how to build out his different enterprises and start new ones. He also said he’s interested in the business of entertainment.
>“I’d love to explore the business side of the acting industry like producing and creating projects from that side, not just creatively in the acting world, but from a business perspective,” he said.
For some reason I think he'll be fine.
Being a israelite can only get your foot in the door. You still need the talents to carry you. I suspect he's already used up his israelite-creds by now
He seems to be the smartest and of the kids. Could easily go into off camera roles. the black one, and Will have no future in acting. Eleven and Mike will get movies for at-least a decade. Ginger girl will prob star in a good Netflix show, and be in some decent small budget film.
Maybe a jaden smith type career, he will probably star in a couple of big projects riding on death rattle of the stranger things hype, but will call it quits once people realize i cant act for shit, he will probably drop an album too unironically
You’re not wrong.
I was a child actor in a hit movie that I know everyone here has seen and then in a handful of shitty low level movies after that. When you land a part in a big mainstream movie you get offers from investment agencies because they think you’re an easy source of income. I’m glad I invested my first big paycheck and my parents stopped me from spending it because after my first big gig I’ll never have to work again.
>invest >he thinks hollywood stars are like your pathetic wage cucking ass that has to carefully map his economy for the next 30 years
He's already set for life you dumb fricking hick. If nothing else he'll have netflix movies or shows to fall back on
>lord knows he's never getting another role.
he looks like the perfect le 52% face, which is the future of muttmerica. By casting mystery meats they check every box when it comes to diversity
He'll have a long and lucrative career in Hollywood. He's a good actor with great comedic timing and he looks like a freak. There is always going to be a role for a funny freak in Hollywood.
Plus he seems like a legitimately down to earth, charming dude, so he's going to be just fine.
Him along with Sink are the only two actors that will still have a career after the show ends, not counting the regular actors, like Harbour and Ryder.
Sadie Sink is the only one who will have a career. Finn is terrible (see: Ghostbusters) and Millie is the new Emma Watson, the young British feminist icon who had an influential role as a kid and then couldn't rely on her talent to become an actual actress (something even fricking Natalie "can't act" Portland was able to avoid) and turns to speaking to the UN and going to a fancy college for grad school to stay in the news
Unlike the rest of the cast, Sink looks like she would still be good looking enough in her adulthood to hang onto a career and she seems to have the acting chops
Finn has biggest carrer, Millie has Emmy nomination so she will be fine,Noah is tiktoker Gaten wants to go back to Broadway and Sadie is rumored to be in Scream but I haven't idea about Caleb
Irrelevance. The Finn actor is israeli so he might have some future in Hollywood. No doubt they'll try to push him down on everyone's throat like Chalameth
Millie will be a superstar. Sadie will be an indie darling. Finn's potential roles will all go to Chalamet. Caleb will probably go into hip hop. Noah is finished
How the hell are there Caleb fans here? He's the most uninteresting character in the show and the most boring member of the cast in real life. Even twitter only pretend to care because he's black.
never watched the show but what the frick is his problem? every pic i see of this kid, his mouth is full of blood or he literally just has no teeth
get the FRICK off my screen or keep your mouth shut YOU LITTLE FAT c**t
Most likely he will fade into drug addiction and minor rolls until he ends up doing insurance commercials to pay for that 24 million dollar mansion he bought expecting consistent work and not realizing his crippling drug addiction would bankrupt him.
The weird looking mutt whit some luck can be the next DeVito or something like that
The Black person will start doing music like every other mildy famous Black person
The main girl is already trying to look more adult, she will act in some shitty movie about drugs/sex/feminism like Emma Watson until she'll hit the wall at 30 (like Emma Watson)
The redhead will do a nude scene in a couple of years
The rest of the kids are obviusly all members of the tribe so they will be fine
I won't lie, this kid has warmed to me and he's been consistently good at acting his character, is funny with it too, and actually tries; I fully believe his portrayal.
I can see him being in a number of horrors and comedies and doing well tbh.
it helps that they gave him non-comic-relief scenes this year. the show has basically decided to make all the main white male cast into comic relief or cardboard cutouts (like Will) and I have to say it's working for me.
He actually has a birth defect from some disorder that affects bones, which is why he looks like that. I remember I had to do a presentation about it in college for some genetics course I was taking.
that fricking homosexual's face is literally the reason why I couldn't continue the show. It also got really fricking gay and boring. I don't think I even made it to season 2
If he's smart he'll invest correctly so he never has to work again, because lord knows he's never getting another role. He's probably dumb like a brick, most child actors are, so he's not getting a real job either. Yup it's either wage cucking, male stripping/prostitution, or coasting from here on out. What a strange and offensive looking person. He looks like the IRL version of the hormone monster from Big Mouth. You just know he's got really gross moles all over sprouting dark and unflattering moles. His plump and misshapen (italian looking) lips grotesquely house vampire fangs. His eyes are little more than dark mongoloid slants behind which he conceals the smile of down syndrome. An absolute goblin creature.
>male stripping/prostitution
Who would want that.
only the most depraved and sick homosexual/transsexual. A person who only is attracted to fowl gargoyles and the like. Somehow they would fetishize his appearance, as if being turned on by an abomination such as he is a form of taboo they are violating, and as such they are aroused at the notion. There are some people who are attracted to manatee's, or dogs, or horses; I imagine these are the people who would pay to see this man perform acts against God
How can anything be against god anon? By nature god is omnipresent. This idea that we simply attribute the things we like to god while discarding the rest to someone/something else is juvenile
holy shit i made that pepe years and years ago. cant believe someone saved it
He is pretty charming and creative. He will probably get into comedy or become a director. All the ugly other kids have no future but will always be rich because they are of the tribe aside from the black kid.
He has seth rogan energy. Perhaps he occationally makes a well timed joke, and i'm sure his self awareness that the years have not been kind has motivated him to cultivate a personality. That being said, being a child star is such a stunting and moroning phenomena, I doubt he will ever develop more of a career. No, he's going to be making appearances at your High School Prom. He's inoffensive enough to swindle a couple thousand here and there, but more than likely this poor young man should have gone to school and been a plumber. Looks like a plumber, and spending your days with your face hidden under the sink is the propper vocation for him.
>He has seth rogan energy.
No he doesn't. Seth got famous by being the cool stoner dude, which worked because he's tall and has broad shoulders. This kid is a manlet with extremely narrow shoulders. At best he might fill a Jon Lovitz niche
>All the ugly other kids have no future but will always be rich because they are of the tribe aside from the black kid
wait? they're all israeli? Even Eleven?
The Black Kid is the only one who doesn't look like he was smacked hard by the ugly stick.
I honestly wonder wth Finn Wolfhard and the kid who plays Will Byers will do after this show is done.
Finn's already been getting roles consistently since Stranger Things first came out. He's probably the one with the most established career so far
>The Black Kid is the only one who doesn't look like he was smacked hard by the ugly stick.
>the black kid
I wonder if people here sometimes just say to most blatantly opposite things to just get a response
>I wonder if people here sometimes just say to most blatantly opposite things to just get a response
No way bro this is Cinemaphile
Here's a not-so homoerotic video of Caleb calling Finn beautiful and aesthetically pleasing
>commenting on Joe Kerry's fan account
lol what a moron
>Finn
>beautiful and aesthetically pleasing
He's not wrong. Finn looks like a 18th century young royalty who just stays in his castle and never sees the sun
He looks like a middle aged israeli lesbian.
he looks more like israeli banker counting coins for the king
I want to suck his girly twink wiener so much bro
>girly
>twink
>wiener
Pick one
The styling in the show really did him dirty
I've seen some deep fake videos of this kid. Shit was so cash
Where???
>Schnapp is israeli and had his Bar Mitzvah in Israel
>Noah Schnapp’s father’s name is Mitchell Schnapp, who is a successful private equity manager and his mother’s name is Karine Schnapp, who is the vice president and a marketer of ‘Hugo Boss’
>Schnapp plans to study entrepreneurship at Wharton to learn how to build out his different enterprises and start new ones. He also said he’s interested in the business of entertainment.
>“I’d love to explore the business side of the acting industry like producing and creating projects from that side, not just creatively in the acting world, but from a business perspective,” he said.
For some reason I think he'll be fine.
Yup also he's the best male child actor in this show
Being a israelite can only get your foot in the door. You still need the talents to carry you. I suspect he's already used up his israelite-creds by now
You missed the bit where he said he's going into producing or marketing then?
amy shumer is israeli btw.
His nose looks edited here
Nope it's not edited
Based handsome sophisticated thespian israelite dabbing on mutt goy goblins
He seems to be the smartest and of the kids. Could easily go into off camera roles. the black one, and Will have no future in acting. Eleven and Mike will get movies for at-least a decade. Ginger girl will prob star in a good Netflix show, and be in some decent small budget film.
The black kid will have a career.
selling dope on street corners is not a career
Maybe a jaden smith type career, he will probably star in a couple of big projects riding on death rattle of the stranger things hype, but will call it quits once people realize i cant act for shit, he will probably drop an album too unironically
>he will probably drop an album too unironically
Funny you should mention that
>“If I take her home to my granny
>Joe Keery
>Finn Wolfhard
>Shota Charlie Heaton and the Groomers
Who did it better?
The Groomers. Fricking banger
That love is a cure video really does explain a lot about why Charlie turned out the way he did
Very doubtful, he's so fricking black his face is barely visible on screen.
I hope Sadie does lots of sex scenes and makes lots of orgasm faces.
i unironically hope the ginger stars in solo porn
Elevan already has a massive portfolio of movies under her belt that she's being doing while she has done stranger things. kid is a grifter.
>plays some side character in Godzilla
>some Netflix flick no one watched
>massive portfolio
Mixed race beings need to be quarantined.
>what a strange and offensive looking person
Jej
invest in what? The entire economy is about to tank so hard that every investor will be jumping out their windows.
in his presidential campaign
Unironically Gamestop.
>t. zoomer
This happens every few years. Literally just buy the dip
Easier said than done. Picking winners during a full blow recession is a high risk, high reward proposition.
Just DCA into solid boomer dividend stocks. Accumulate and average down. Easy.
You’re not wrong.
I was a child actor in a hit movie that I know everyone here has seen and then in a handful of shitty low level movies after that. When you land a part in a big mainstream movie you get offers from investment agencies because they think you’re an easy source of income. I’m glad I invested my first big paycheck and my parents stopped me from spending it because after my first big gig I’ll never have to work again.
Hey Jake.
Jake's got that big arnold christmas movie money
How's Ron Jeremy IRL?
You guys are all wrong, it's Haley Joel Osment!
Always thought this little fricks name was Haley Joel Osmond because mutts can't pronounce ts.
new favorite rant
That's racist bro, nowadays you call them murloc-american
Which one of those people were you from his prank show where he came out and dabbed on you when you went in for a "job interview"?
I've no idea what you're talking about.
Fricking LMFAO needs to become a new pasta
>invest
>he thinks hollywood stars are like your pathetic wage cucking ass that has to carefully map his economy for the next 30 years
He's already set for life you dumb fricking hick. If nothing else he'll have netflix movies or shows to fall back on
whoa calm down hp lovecraft.
Based wop hater. If is tragic how the Anglo-Celts lost their place as the American majority
this fricking board is so great
show face homosexual
fpbp
Rollin'?
LOOL
This looks like one of those charts used by Soviet police to identify the ethnicities of criminals
some of these are terrifying.
I can't breathe
>lord knows he's never getting another role.
he looks like the perfect le 52% face, which is the future of muttmerica. By casting mystery meats they check every box when it comes to diversity
Eugenics not being a thing was a mistake.
>What a strange and offensive looking person
first post based post
>His plump and misshapen (italian looking) lips grotesquely house vampire fangs.
I'm dying
my wife loves him
He is a quintessential amerimutt, hybrid vigor...
>vampire fangs
dude, his teeth look ROTTEN
>italian descent
wtf is wrong with italians?
it's not called Italian ascent for a reason
kek and checked
CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
fricking KEK oh and chekked
He’s got Finnish and Hungarian in there. It’s probably one of those tbh.
13% italian
10% mongol
11% turkish
10% anglo
and so on
>muh italian descent
I cant believe netflix greenlit that show where they pranked people that they got jobs hosted by him.
They didn't. All the news is from 2019.
They greenlight 2 seasons, you are fake news!
https://www.netflix.com/title/81017316?preventIntent=true
>YOU GOTHH PRANKTHHEDDD
mocaps
I just want you all to know that I look EXACTLY like this fricking kid but 10 years older.
whats your bodycount (ie ladies laid)
Amerimutt: The Motion Picture
the hills have eyes reboot
Strange Con (annual in Atlanta)
...
Strangest Things (2038, 10 episodes)
He'll have a long and lucrative career in Hollywood. He's a good actor with great comedic timing and he looks like a freak. There is always going to be a role for a funny freak in Hollywood.
Plus he seems like a legitimately down to earth, charming dude, so he's going to be just fine.
"The Kyle Rittenhouse Story"
Written and Directed By: Quentin Tarantino
Kino
He's italian so he could make a good mafioso
I guess SNL too if he's more inclined to comedy
He only got hired because he was cheap labor, right?
Him along with Sink are the only two actors that will still have a career after the show ends, not counting the regular actors, like Harbour and Ryder.
Joe Keery and Dacre Montgomery have talent.
Maya Hawke might get roles due to milk trucks and nepotism.
I've got a job for Sadie right here.
He literally looks like la creatura meme
He’s 100% Italian… eurobros…
hes a israelite so he will fit right in with the rest in hollywood
Not israeli tho
that is the worst fricking thing i have ever seen. today i found out that most americans look like this
Yeah they do but there are still actual white people left albeit in small numbers
Maybe Justin Long-lite-esque
Obscurity
He said that he will go back to Broadway
What's next for them?
Sadie Sink is the only one who will have a career. Finn is terrible (see: Ghostbusters) and Millie is the new Emma Watson, the young British feminist icon who had an influential role as a kid and then couldn't rely on her talent to become an actual actress (something even fricking Natalie "can't act" Portland was able to avoid) and turns to speaking to the UN and going to a fancy college for grad school to stay in the news
Unlike the rest of the cast, Sink looks like she would still be good looking enough in her adulthood to hang onto a career and she seems to have the acting chops
Couldn't have said it better
Emma dropped out from Brown aswell.
Finn has biggest carrer, Millie has Emmy nomination so she will be fine,Noah is tiktoker Gaten wants to go back to Broadway and Sadie is rumored to be in Scream but I haven't idea about Caleb
Finn marries me and we settle in a nice small town.
Irrelevance. The Finn actor is israeli so he might have some future in Hollywood. No doubt they'll try to push him down on everyone's throat like Chalameth
Millie will be a superstar. Sadie will be an indie darling. Finn's potential roles will all go to Chalamet. Caleb will probably go into hip hop. Noah is finished
This is the fate for most of them unfortunately
Monster inc live action
Imagine looking like this and good giving you a lisp. God isa poet.
>look up Sadie Sink's instagram
>they want me to enter my birthday to 'protect younger people'
kek why does America infantilise adults to this degree? She's fricking 20
Never had this issue
You might be on a list anon
How the hell are there Caleb fans here? He's the most uninteresting character in the show and the most boring member of the cast in real life. Even twitter only pretend to care because he's black.
never watched the show but what the frick is his problem? every pic i see of this kid, his mouth is full of blood or he literally just has no teeth
get the FRICK off my screen or keep your mouth shut YOU LITTLE FAT c**t
Forgot the homies name. Based google
too be fair to him a lot of the cast is also ugly
Sloth in the Goonies reboot
he'll be typecasted as American characters ROFL
He does theater and signs. He’ll be fine, getting Broadway roles every few years as “Featuring kid from Stranger Kids!”
Scaring peasant villagers and living under bridges
playing dunston in the dunston checks in reboot
What’s eating Gilbert Grape remake
Gene therapy, hopefully.
The black one can't act, frick knows why anyone put him on the screen
Casual reminder this troll is giving this goddess a 3-hole dicking every night.
>photoshoped flatfaced asiatic
>goddess
is she from a video game?
The absolute state of bugmen it looks like a bad AI painting
if her eyes were any further apart one would be on the person standing next to her
I hope something related to the fantasy and sci-fi
>show about the 1980s
>characters are israelites and blacks
Van Halen biopic
The Zoo
No kid actor from this show can act, and none of them deserve to have a career either.
Freak show
Most likely he will fade into drug addiction and minor rolls until he ends up doing insurance commercials to pay for that 24 million dollar mansion he bought expecting consistent work and not realizing his crippling drug addiction would bankrupt him.
The weird looking mutt whit some luck can be the next DeVito or something like that
The Black person will start doing music like every other mildy famous Black person
The main girl is already trying to look more adult, she will act in some shitty movie about drugs/sex/feminism like Emma Watson until she'll hit the wall at 30 (like Emma Watson)
The redhead will do a nude scene in a couple of years
The rest of the kids are obviusly all members of the tribe so they will be fine
pro-abortion commercials and psas
He will probably be on the convention circuit for the new few years at least
obscurity
alcohol/drug addiction
early suicide
I won't lie, this kid has warmed to me and he's been consistently good at acting his character, is funny with it too, and actually tries; I fully believe his portrayal.
I can see him being in a number of horrors and comedies and doing well tbh.
it helps that they gave him non-comic-relief scenes this year. the show has basically decided to make all the main white male cast into comic relief or cardboard cutouts (like Will) and I have to say it's working for me.
LA ABERRACION AMERICANA
He actually has a birth defect from some disorder that affects bones, which is why he looks like that. I remember I had to do a presentation about it in college for some genetics course I was taking.
Probably end up on a podcast no one listens to Or on twitch e-begging playing fortnite or something.
Dany devito is getting old. He's the replacement.
dios mio... la creatura americana grande abominable de la abismo obscuridad
that fricking homosexual's face is literally the reason why I couldn't continue the show. It also got really fricking gay and boring. I don't think I even made it to season 2
Dios mio