>implying
Used to watch them with my mom, can't remember the names of any of them and the details are so interchangeable it's impossible to look up which ones I've seen but I definitely have seen them
holy shit they gave the couple on the bottom left swapped out clothing colors
that is a massive innovation, truly they subverted our expectations, BRAVO HALLMARK
They also tried to add black people and such to these movies, but the women hated it so much they stopped doing so.
>Women are the people that cry the most about diversity and such >all the pure women movies doesn't have any diversity or forced shit into them
really makes you think
I was flicking through a selection of Hallmark christmas kinos and realized Brandon Routh and Dean Cain have done them. I wonder how many years until we see Cavill meet the same fate.
Single career woman who is too busy for a relationship/christmas goes to small town whose industry is built around christmas and handsome christmas loving chad opens her heart to love/christmas/family which also helps her career somehow too since she's still a career woman.
Nah in the movies the woman learns that she is putting too much focus on her work and that should instead be a trad home wife
They aren't wholesome, they're extremely materialistic and often mean-spirited to the villains of the petty conflicts. It's karenslop.
Most villians are just people that are misunderstood though. >the mayor is an evil piece of shit that wants to shut down the town's Christmas festival >Oh no it turns out he just kept it a secret tahat he was planning a big ass surprise to make it even more awesome as his dead wife used to love the festivals and he wants to honor her memories.
Local woman says frick it, runs off to Christmas Town for the holidays where she meets Chad McChin who works part time turning orphans into christmas trees for veterans and though they don't match they learn to fall in love when they have to team up during the mandatory town gingerbread house decorating contest. She decides to move to Christmas Town and have ten white children.
Are these the movies with the e-girl elf girl that helps the protagonist find their Christmas spirit?
She was obviously inserted into the movies to keep the males interested in watching.
Singleparent usually the Chad somehow finds the time to do everytging for the community-Career woman left small town and chad to pursue her dream of being a desk jockey only to be told by her boss she has to go to smol town|usually Christmas themed, Evergreen and such she meets chad but he finds someone else antics insue chad knows now cause of small town love.
wait, are u saying these movies are actually seasoned? Interesting, so they lure in whitey, and BAM, melanin on the screen? Are the black people on those movies those typical "safe" blacks, i/e : act white, speak articulately, have professional careers and are disgusted by the lyrics in hip hop?
more Danika McKeller
None of you have ever watched any of these movies
>implying
Used to watch them with my mom, can't remember the names of any of them and the details are so interchangeable it's impossible to look up which ones I've seen but I definitely have seen them
my ex "made" me watch A Knight Before Christmas (i watch for vanessa hudgens)
I watched the one Bruce Campbell was in
I watched Angel of Christmas. The angel is really shitty looking and it's kind of creepy.
holy shit they gave the couple on the bottom left swapped out clothing colors
that is a massive innovation, truly they subverted our expectations, BRAVO HALLMARK
>women have unpozzed wholesome shit like this
>men just have pure goyslop
bit unfair no?
men still have anime
anime sucks ass now too though
ive seen some of these, that doesn't really happen
>unpozzed
how many of these movies do you think the main character is a single mother, alcoholic, or straight up prostitute?
They also tried to add black people and such to these movies, but the women hated it so much they stopped doing so.
its unfair
this is even made by netflix and it's pure womankino, not pozzed at all
>Women are the people that cry the most about diversity and such
>all the pure women movies doesn't have any diversity or forced shit into them
really makes you think
They aren't wholesome, they're extremely materialistic and often mean-spirited to the villains of the petty conflicts. It's karenslop.
>often mean-spirited to the villains of the petty conflicts.
as they should be, frick those b***hes
prince santa and the christmas rapist
Is there a good one of those? Been interested in comfy Christmas movies.
I was flicking through a selection of Hallmark christmas kinos and realized Brandon Routh and Dean Cain have done them. I wonder how many years until we see Cavill meet the same fate.
give me the basic premise to all these movies? the poster just scream an hour and a half of nothing happening
Single career woman who is too busy for a relationship/christmas goes to small town whose industry is built around christmas and handsome christmas loving chad opens her heart to love/christmas/family which also helps her career somehow too since she's still a career woman.
I should move to a small town and become a stay at home husband except I'm not white
Nah in the movies the woman learns that she is putting too much focus on her work and that should instead be a trad home wife
Most villians are just people that are misunderstood though.
>the mayor is an evil piece of shit that wants to shut down the town's Christmas festival
>Oh no it turns out he just kept it a secret tahat he was planning a big ass surprise to make it even more awesome as his dead wife used to love the festivals and he wants to honor her memories.
An overworked city woman is forced to go to a rural community, falls in love with local man who helps change her worldview.
Local woman says frick it, runs off to Christmas Town for the holidays where she meets Chad McChin who works part time turning orphans into christmas trees for veterans and though they don't match they learn to fall in love when they have to team up during the mandatory town gingerbread house decorating contest. She decides to move to Christmas Town and have ten white children.
I'm just glad Hallmark didn't jump in the race mixing and homos bandwagon. It would be weird as frick watching A Lesbian Christmas on Hallmark.
Are these the movies with the e-girl elf girl that helps the protagonist find their Christmas spirit?
She was obviously inserted into the movies to keep the males interested in watching.
>Are these the movies with the e-girl elf girl that helps the protagonist find their Christmas spirit?
Singleparent usually the Chad somehow finds the time to do everytging for the community-Career woman left small town and chad to pursue her dream of being a desk jockey only to be told by her boss she has to go to smol town|usually Christmas themed, Evergreen and such she meets chad but he finds someone else antics insue chad knows now cause of small town love.
Hallmark is the legacy of Stanwyck Christmas kinos.
Ewww
>male, pale and stale
>wypipo everywhere
>no ZEST
>The CAUDACITY of wanting the same movie over and over
>no seasoning in they food
yeah no full stop
These movies all have forced diversity casting. You're only seeing the cover.
wait, are u saying these movies are actually seasoned? Interesting, so they lure in whitey, and BAM, melanin on the screen? Are the black people on those movies those typical "safe" blacks, i/e : act white, speak articulately, have professional careers and are disgusted by the lyrics in hip hop?