What's one of the most romantic movies you've recently watched?

And why is it Sanctuary? and most importantly. why didn't you homosexual tell me that this movie is actually really romantic?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did anon, I’ve been saying in every thread how surprised I was. I went in expecting some degenerate shit and got an empathetic romantic (black) comedy. I really enjoyed it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same man. literally same. it's so romantic to the point where it warm my heart. and I'm saying this as a guy who LOVE romcom movie. so this kinda took me by the surprise.

      Personally, I wouldn't call it a black comedy though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's so romantic to the point where it warm my heart. and I'm saying this as a guy who LOVE romcom movie. so this kinda took me by the surprise.
        Exactly the same situation and reaction.
        >Personally, I wouldn't call it a black comedy though.
        Yeah that’s fair, that’s not really the right term but I wanted to distinguish it from a typical rom com because I don’t think it is one and it makes fun of its degeneracy (it really makes fun of BDSM and how absurd it can be) and its characters but still sympathizes and cares about them. Great writing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and it makes fun of its degeneracy (it really makes fun of BDSM and how absurd it can be)
          it went over your head

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How so? I never said it was only doing that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not doing that at all. Certainly not in the way you're implying. You spend too much time on the other board

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not doing that at all
                What do you think it’s doing then?
                >You spend too much time on the other board
                What other board? Why are you being so vague?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it/s /misc/. That board is called /misc/ but you get triggered when someone calls you out so i was being slightly vague

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never go there anon. I’m not some tradlarper if that’s what you’re implying. I didn’t mean to imply it was kinkshaming or anything.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never go there anon. I’m not some tradlarper if that’s what you’re implying. I didn’t mean to imply it was kinkshaming or anything.

                Yeah I wasn’t trying to suggest that it tries to paint a BDSM relationship in a negative light, especially since I think it does precisely the opposite. What did you think I was suggesting?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it makes fun of its degeneracy
                >degeneracy
                only /misc/acks talk like that here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that’s probably the wrong word choice. I just meant it’s really not pornographic and pokes fun of some of the aspects of the dom/sub relationship.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                then i apologize

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon I appreciate that. I just wanted to understand it if I missed something.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon I appreciate that. I just wanted to understand it if I missed something.

                damn, we can be civilized sometimes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I try to be in an honest discussion. There’s a time and place for shitposting and memeing as well of course.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon I appreciate that. I just wanted to understand it if I missed something.

                You two should kiss each other rn <3
                Now recommend me romcom kinos.
                I'm in a mood for love

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How’s this one

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that was just romance there's barely any comedy in it
                it's actually a very sad movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see, I actually haven’t seen it yet just heard good things
                I’m in the mood for sadkino anyway

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i actually watched it twice because after the first watch I was a little confused (the subs were bad) and I was convinced I missed something because the movie is so highly acclaimed
                on second watch with different subs (that were still not great) I realized some of the confusion was because no other romance movie I ever watched played out like this one. it subverted what I expected to happen so hard that I literally didn't believe what I saw and had to see it twice
                was definitely a great film I just wish there were better subs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon, good to know about the subs. I’ll try to find good ones.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                big sick
                enough said
                it happened one night
                his girl friday
                nick and norah playlist
                palm springs
                obvious child (abortion romcom)
                about time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's so romantic to the point where it warm my heart. and I'm saying this as a guy who LOVE romcom movie. so this kinda took me by the surprise.
        Exactly the same situation and reaction.
        >Personally, I wouldn't call it a black comedy though.
        Yeah that’s fair, that’s not really the right term but I wanted to distinguish it from a typical rom com because I don’t think it is one and it makes fun of its degeneracy (it really makes fun of BDSM and how absurd it can be) and its characters but still sympathizes and cares about them. Great writing.

        Oh and also I called it black because it can be very tragic and dramatic sometimes but framed in the absurdity of BDSM it can also come across as humorous. Black may be a bit strong but I felt it was evoking the same feelings good black comedies do.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, the main reason i havent watched it is that i find women sexually dominating men to be as unnatural as homosexuality or trannies.

    Well, that and Suzume just hit the torrents.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never gonna watch your fetish jack off homosexualry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s really not too much of that except for the ovulating right now scene. There’s also some other details that make me think one or more of the writers lurk this website or have at least been here before.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never gonna watch your fetish jack off homosexualry
      you're on Cinemaphile, you probably already did

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no chastity scene
    Sad...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that she’s engaged to a turbo israelite makes her utterly unattractive.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't a guy giving his dominatrix the highest position in his company be a huge breach of ethics? That's wilder than nepotism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the business shit in this movie is stupid and makes no sense but is only used as a plot device anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but only after managerial buyback. It's his company then and he can do whatever he wants

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like every single higher level executive or manager would be groaning in disgust or threaten to resign.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually is was Stars at Noon, also starring Margaret Qualley

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting blackmailed by your domme because she enjoyed dominating you so much she fell in love, and can't cope with the idea of ending it so instead of just admiting her feelings she continues humiliating you

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she queefs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the saddest romcom
      pure roastie fuel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how is it roastie fuel

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love autism-fu but I probably won't watch this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is actually good. trust me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's really good and funny

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find Qualley sexy at all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're defective

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's okay to be gay

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    god dammit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PLAP PLAP PLAP!
      >MAKE ME PREGNANT!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look black?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow degenerate Cinemaphile shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hetero sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
      NoooOoOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh this reminds me of those soundgasm audios I listen to on reddit. So hot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie seems silly. Maybe it's just me but it seems like it was inspired by fetish pron.

      >hetero sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
      NoooOoOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!

      >DON'T HAVE MY CHILD! DON'T HAVE MY CHILD! NOOOOOOOOO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This movie seems silly.
        so you haven't seen it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I haven't. Is it not silly? That webm seems silly to me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            silly as in dumb? No. Silly as funny and lighthearted and not taking itself too seriously? Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >neuron activated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        https://i.imgur.com/6V7pD0U.jpg

        And why is it Sanctuary? and most importantly. why didn't you homosexual tell me that this movie is actually really romantic?

        . It’s Sanctuary anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna need this with audio

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://old.reddit.com/user/anonelin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Way gay!

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she on the squirt sqad or cream team??

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw Casablanca on Valentine's Day, loved it even more on my second viewing.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movies that hammer home exactly why women are going to be exterminated by the year 2080

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly talentless prostitute and mystery meat mutt man: the movie

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started reading literature for that sort of thing. I find they're more mature than romantic movies, in a certain way. Pic related was the last thing I finished and it was fantastic

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I didn't watch this psychopathic sadomasochistic degrading """romantic""" film. Revolting. Are you all AI?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dominatrix
    >no latex
    frick off

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does she love him or hate him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she actually loved him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course she did

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          impossible because she loves me instead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that smile from Qualley when he was talking about being a slave
    it melted my heart

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What scene?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        near the end when they are talking in the elevator

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was her dancing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, that too. This movie will be her real breakthrough role. I mean, she got some acclaim before for leftovers, maid and other things but this will be the thing. She will replace Mia Goth in kino movies when Mia fricks off to capeshit

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cold War (2018)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so beautiful

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are gonna emulate this movie and start becoming dominatrices aren't they?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're saying it like it's a bad thing

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