listen sweatie, if you don't want to be cuckolded 24/7 you're an evil incel misogynist and wanting a woman that does anything other than take your money makes you literally Hitler
This. It's always beta males or cucks with a wildly off the mark exaggerated view of women. It all stems from projecting manly attributes and interests onto women due to not being able to contextualise that they're radically different beings and making them out to be people on the same sphere as men. They are not. That's all they need to do, as you said. Anything else is a meme. I blame this effeminate and spiritually homosexual generation that's been mindfucked by clown world into thinking women are intellectually and spiritually equal to men. They're completely different beings in massive, existential ways. That's why things are so bad right now. Once the gender roles rooted in objective reality are adhered to, then we'll find some semblance of functionality in this society.
If her head hit the wall with force enough to daze her, there'd be a fucking hole in it. >t. made a large hole in a wall with my forehead when I fell over once
>men think the ideal woman is a dudebro in a hot slutty woman's body
Lolno. If you've ever come across women like this they're unbelievably off-putting. Pick Me Girls are fucking psychos.
Most men, REAL men, want a woman that doesn't drive them fucking insane. Ask any married man what he wants most from his wife and they'll say "five fucking minutes of peace and quiet". Everything else that woman is spouting is pure schizophrenia.
This. They want them to engage in feminine activities such as upkeep, cooking and you know what. They also need to be attractive and well endowed with some kind of morals from parents who raised her right. Of course this is fucking impossible to find today but that's the criteria to me for a happy marriage.
This is so fucking cringe. A wife is not your buddy and will never be. If you can't get yourself a friend to talk about these stupid things then a wife is off limits to you. A trad wife is great and how things should be. Even if you got some stupid girl who knows these things, she only pretends to like them so any and all conversation you have with her is hollow and pointless.
I’d kill myself. It’s modern times I don’t need a mommy bang maid to complete me. I’m not a 1950s muffler shop owner. I’m not looking to LARP. I want someone who likes me and shares my interests and values.
You guys have such genuine NPC takes on this it’s hilarious.
>NPC takes
Yeah the NPCs are the ones who want a traditional marital arrangement like we've had all of human society, not the ones that just believe whatever the TV man says a modern relationship should be.
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>romanticized verison of 1950s housewife >all of human history
Lol ok pal
3 months ago
Anonymous
>believe whatever the TV man says a modern relationship should be.
You're doing exactly that except you're too dumb to notice.
>They want them to engage in feminine activities such as upkeep, cooking and you know what.
And they have to do all that while working just as much as me, otherwise I'll post that chart showing women are tax leeches for not payong enough income tax.
>hot, funny,
Good >Brilliant
All women are dumb i'd rather have one who accepts that >Likes anal and dudebro shit
Gross
If i wanted to fuck someone who likes football up the ass i'd just be gay >Likes vidya
Good i guess? i don't really care >Size 2
Just don't be a landwhale a little fat is fine
>Adores football
Wrong >poker
Wrong >Dirty jokes
Wrong >Burping
We all pass gas in front of our lovers after a while, get over it. >Who plays videogames
Literally no girls do this, ever, even after all the memes, even after the 50 years it's been since "The cake is a lie XD!" If I ever fire up Rogue Tower, Frostpunk, Victoria 2, or any nostalgia game, I'm going to get a funny look. >Drinks cheap beer
Drinking is for people who are bad with money. >Loves threesomes and anal
Whore. >Hot dogs and hamburgers.
I guarantee you can't grill. >Size 2
A true breast lover loves breasts of all sizes and the breasts he loves the most belong to the woman he loves. >Never get angry
As if you wouldn't. >blah blah smile
Oh I'm sorry, is it too much that one of the things I want to see is if my lover is happy with me and the things I do? Fuck off. >The rest
Larp.
How about this? Could a single modern woman express love? Or are you all pussies afraid of commitment?
Why do you keep saying wrong. Who are you arguing with? What point are you trying to make? Wtf man you’re not the main fucking character the rest of us can’t hear your inner monologue maybe type some shit out
I love how a woman making some sacrifices to her life for her husband is portrayed as absolutely appalling here and you can almost here the female audience nodding along in approval as if they don't constantly expect men to make sacrifices for them too. But regardless they'll all carry on making those sacrifices. Women just want you to listen to them complain for 30 minutes and then they'll go back to doing what they were complaining about.
How is this rant any different than incel rants where they complain you can't get a woman unless you make $250k+, are 6'3" with abs, and yet have tons of free time for dates and "adventures".
>anal
it makes a funny sound but I don't like it >cheap beer
I don't like it >Fast Food
I don't like it >Dirty Jokes
I make some jokes but I don't care
Women always want guys to be Cool Guys. Hot and rich and sociable, but somehow able to spend priority time on them. Guys have to be sweet and sensitive and supportive of women, but not white knights or nice guys, and if you’re not a bad boy you’ll never be sexy enough. You’re supposed to be funny and confident, but don’t ever chase me or break my boundaries. Men should be spontaneous and exciting, but they have to be dependable and have a good job too. Men should workout but not be gym bros. Men should dress well but never tell me what I should or shouldn’t wear. Men need to be the rock in my life but let me be a strong independent woman. Men need to treat me like a toddler and a whore at the same time, but they need to respect me.
Dafuq?
listen sweatie, if you don't want to be cuckolded 24/7 you're an evil incel misogynist and wanting a woman that does anything other than take your money makes you literally Hitler
>I am denying my own identity and tastes to please Chad and… It is somewhat his fault!
fortunately the movie is very clear in that women are just as responsible for enforcing conformity to social norms.
Is she basically the female version of JigC?
Basically. She was setting up traps.
Waaaah I’m the victim!
Absolutely nothing. It's a little weird if you want a girl who has to pretend to be that, just go for the real thing.
who the fuck wants a waman to have the same hobbys as you? i want her to be submissive, good looking, sucking dick, cook and wash the dishes
not necessarily in that order.
This. It's always beta males or cucks with a wildly off the mark exaggerated view of women. It all stems from projecting manly attributes and interests onto women due to not being able to contextualise that they're radically different beings and making them out to be people on the same sphere as men. They are not. That's all they need to do, as you said. Anything else is a meme. I blame this effeminate and spiritually homosexual generation that's been mindfucked by clown world into thinking women are intellectually and spiritually equal to men. They're completely different beings in massive, existential ways. That's why things are so bad right now. Once the gender roles rooted in objective reality are adhered to, then we'll find some semblance of functionality in this society.
Nah friend. Can't just go around telling the truth like that.
This as long as she is not the weird kind of submissive
Here's your cool gamer girlfriend bros.
Hello
[INDIAN ACCENT]
Hello, I'm very rich
I hate mirrored backwards phone videos so much it's unreal. Don't they see it's backwards?
I'd give her and her orbiters the mexican cartel treatment, if you catch my drift
I don't need to fix her, she's perfect
>gets the back of her head smashed into a wall
>talks like nothing happened
I know american walls are wooden and hollow but this ruins the scene
American walls are made of cardboard.
If her head hit the wall with force enough to daze her, there'd be a fucking hole in it.
>t. made a large hole in a wall with my forehead when I fell over once
She was so aroused by it that it immediately cleared her head.
If cool girls can’t exist neither can metrosexual men.
Basically everything she lists would be annoying as fuck and is now basic bitch behaviour that only beta simps would like.
In the coming decades watching women and nogs be wined off their victim complex is going to be hilarious
It should be cold turkey but whatever
>men think the ideal woman is a dudebro in a hot slutty woman's body
Lolno. If you've ever come across women like this they're unbelievably off-putting. Pick Me Girls are fucking psychos.
This bitch is sociopath
Not interested in what woman have to say
Most men, REAL men, want a woman that doesn't drive them fucking insane. Ask any married man what he wants most from his wife and they'll say "five fucking minutes of peace and quiet". Everything else that woman is spouting is pure schizophrenia.
This. They want them to engage in feminine activities such as upkeep, cooking and you know what. They also need to be attractive and well endowed with some kind of morals from parents who raised her right. Of course this is fucking impossible to find today but that's the criteria to me for a happy marriage.
I want a friend I can fuck. A trad wife sounds awful. Who am I supposed to ramble about the federal reserve to while playing halo 3 customs?
The guys in the halo lobby obviously. The word needs to spread.
Everybody’s in a discord private chat these days
This is so fucking cringe. A wife is not your buddy and will never be. If you can't get yourself a friend to talk about these stupid things then a wife is off limits to you. A trad wife is great and how things should be. Even if you got some stupid girl who knows these things, she only pretends to like them so any and all conversation you have with her is hollow and pointless.
I’d kill myself. It’s modern times I don’t need a mommy bang maid to complete me. I’m not a 1950s muffler shop owner. I’m not looking to LARP. I want someone who likes me and shares my interests and values.
You guys have such genuine NPC takes on this it’s hilarious.
>NPC takes
Yeah the NPCs are the ones who want a traditional marital arrangement like we've had all of human society, not the ones that just believe whatever the TV man says a modern relationship should be.
>romanticized verison of 1950s housewife
>all of human history
Lol ok pal
>believe whatever the TV man says a modern relationship should be.
You're doing exactly that except you're too dumb to notice.
go back to crystal cafe
A relationship that is more than just a transaction is only possible under God.
Incel take
>Who am I supposed to ramble about the federal reserve to while playing halo 3 customs?
Your male friends
men and women scientifically cannot be friends
>Who am I supposed to ramble about the federal reserve to while playing halo 3 customs?
why do you want to talk with women
>They want them to engage in feminine activities such as upkeep, cooking and you know what.
And they have to do all that while working just as much as me, otherwise I'll post that chart showing women are tax leeches for not payong enough income tax.
>And they have to do all that while working just as much as me
>modern women ever working as hard as men
:^)
No, I don't want her to work. That's now it's supposed to go.
>It's a women bitching she can't be a asshole and get away with it episode.
aside from the cucking and her killing guys during sex? whatevs, chief, you do you
doesnt sound very cool tbqhwyf
Do not listen to women
>hot, funny,
Good
>Brilliant
All women are dumb i'd rather have one who accepts that
>Likes anal and dudebro shit
Gross
If i wanted to fuck someone who likes football up the ass i'd just be gay
>Likes vidya
Good i guess? i don't really care
>Size 2
Just don't be a landwhale a little fat is fine
>Adores football
Wrong
>poker
Wrong
>Dirty jokes
Wrong
>Burping
We all pass gas in front of our lovers after a while, get over it.
>Who plays videogames
Literally no girls do this, ever, even after all the memes, even after the 50 years it's been since "The cake is a lie XD!" If I ever fire up Rogue Tower, Frostpunk, Victoria 2, or any nostalgia game, I'm going to get a funny look.
>Drinks cheap beer
Drinking is for people who are bad with money.
>Loves threesomes and anal
Whore.
>Hot dogs and hamburgers.
I guarantee you can't grill.
>Size 2
A true breast lover loves breasts of all sizes and the breasts he loves the most belong to the woman he loves.
>Never get angry
As if you wouldn't.
>blah blah smile
Oh I'm sorry, is it too much that one of the things I want to see is if my lover is happy with me and the things I do? Fuck off.
>The rest
Larp.
How about this? Could a single modern woman express love? Or are you all pussies afraid of commitment?
>A true breast lover loves breasts of all sizes and the breasts he loves the most belong to the woman he loves.
Unfathomably based
Why do you keep saying wrong. Who are you arguing with? What point are you trying to make? Wtf man you’re not the main fucking character the rest of us can’t hear your inner monologue maybe type some shit out
You knowingly walked into a schizo incel thread. Not sure what you expected
I love how a woman making some sacrifices to her life for her husband is portrayed as absolutely appalling here and you can almost here the female audience nodding along in approval as if they don't constantly expect men to make sacrifices for them too. But regardless they'll all carry on making those sacrifices. Women just want you to listen to them complain for 30 minutes and then they'll go back to doing what they were complaining about.
I take it youre not familiar with the story
>whats so wrong with wanting to glue your dick into crazy?
How is this rant any different than incel rants where they complain you can't get a woman unless you make $250k+, are 6'3" with abs, and yet have tons of free time for dates and "adventures".
Both sides are correct and that’s the problem. We aren’t supposed to know about it.
film about women without cunty whiny feminist monologue challenge (impossible)
Sounds like she has resentment issues. A cool girl should just leave me alone, for the most part; or at least not bother me about boring shit.
>is that a man appreciating me? i won't stand for this
>I only consider about 5-10% of the male population to be worthy of me
>WTF those guys have standards? Fucking pigs.....
I don't understand Nick's decision, after Amy came back I would have gone with Emrata.
I have never had a girlfriend.
>anal
it makes a funny sound but I don't like it
>cheap beer
I don't like it
>Fast Food
I don't like it
>Dirty Jokes
I make some jokes but I don't care
>Men always
If you continued reading after that, you're a hopeless simp and you deserve all the misery you get.
Oh boy, time for my daily “crying about women” thread
this list is absolute trash. only zoomer and millenial homosexuals want a cool girl tbh
Women always want guys to be Cool Guys. Hot and rich and sociable, but somehow able to spend priority time on them. Guys have to be sweet and sensitive and supportive of women, but not white knights or nice guys, and if you’re not a bad boy you’ll never be sexy enough. You’re supposed to be funny and confident, but don’t ever chase me or break my boundaries. Men should be spontaneous and exciting, but they have to be dependable and have a good job too. Men should workout but not be gym bros. Men should dress well but never tell me what I should or shouldn’t wear. Men need to be the rock in my life but let me be a strong independent woman. Men need to treat me like a toddler and a whore at the same time, but they need to respect me.
>woman wants the social status of a male and the special privileges of being female
>woman wanting her cake and to eat it too is some sort of surprise
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