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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "With a car you can have a nice day in an enclosed space" he said out loud to nobody

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20k or more now for a clapped out 80's shitbox
    God I hate how fricked the used car market is now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I've bought everal vans to live in for just a few k each time, but I always go to the south to do it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normal homosexuals haven't really caught onto vans yet which is why prices have barely increased but give it time. Once the housing market gets even more fricked and millennials can't afford rent you'll see more of them shilling "van life" on social media and the prices will begin to skyrocket.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick do you bathe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a corolla gts and they're really not impressive as people make them out to be. They're underpowered as frick and you feel like you're in a rolling death trap because of how old and decrepit they are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      boohoo your 35 year old japanese meme cars are more expensive now. there's a million other cars and trucks that you can buy for cheap right now. and in 30 years you will crying about those cars being too expensive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God I hate how fricked the used car market is now
      it's deliberate. I wouldn't be surprised if Blackrock were buying used cars en masse and crushing them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That happened around cash for clunkers this is like the second wave

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buying used cars en masse and crushing them.
        why does this remind me of ukraine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its late 90s early 2000s shitboxes
      >t. first car was a celica
      god damnit i loved that thing

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the joke of this meme?
    was it because he was smoking at the gas pump
    or was he too much of a chad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some moronic woman posted the photo to social media with the caption 'omg i can't believe this guy is smoking while pumping as doesn't he know there are kids around???' but since the guy looked like a character right out of a movie and the shot was coincidentally cinematic it became somewhat popular. Then when the Cinemaphile chad posted his 'Black folk COULD BE HERE' writing prompt it went legendary.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when it first popped up, maybe not the first post but probably the first day it made it's rounds on Cinemaphile
        fuel needs a flame to burn, cigarettes burn like embers
        you can throw a lit cigarette into a bucket of gas and the cigarette will just go out like with water
        however I'm still not going to test it at the gas pump

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Embers contain a flame otherwise it woudn't be lit you stupid fricking zoomerbrain moron homosexual with no life experience.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, the hot on a cigarette is burning but there is no flame
            think of a piece of hot charcoal, it's burning but not on fire
            >if you were trying to guess my age, you should've went the other way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there could be redditors seething at my style right now he thought to himself while furiously inhaling and exhaling cigarette smoke
          >he looked around and his eyes locked with the s.o.yboy in the car behind him
          >he is posting about me on reddit right now he said to himself out loud while blowing a cloud of smoke towards the s.o.yboys car
          >I HATE REDDITORS he said to himself out loud and flicked the cigarette butt at the s.o.yboys car while maintaining eye contact
          >he smiled as the beta s.o.yboy broke eye contact and looked back down at his phone
          >he jumped in his car and slammed it in reverse and crushed the front of the redditors car
          >IN A CAR YOU CAN GO WHEREVER YOU WANT he said to himself out loud and sped off pulling the redditors front bumper behind him as he went

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s actually very hard to ignite gas with a lit cigarette. You can’t just drop one into a puddle, you have to aerosolize the gas first.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. reddit.org expert

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it actually dangerous to smoke at the pump? Ricky smoking a joint and arguing with the old british man was pretty convincing. doesnt seem that dangerous unless its hot as frick or there's an obvious pile of gas on the ground

        has a gas station ever exploded this way?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black folk could be here

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a man can dream

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever bnwo hypno PMVs that the 18 year olds who latch onto this term obsess over, I guess.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this copypasta always felt forced and unfunny. it doesn't deserve the (you)s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been forced meme redditbait shit by newbies desperate to have their own le epic Cinemaphile moment they "witnessed".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah 'X could be here' is a worthy permanent addition to the meme lexicon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always been forced meme redditbait shit by newbies desperate to have their own le epic Cinemaphile moment they "witnessed".

      literal trannies seething over the Black person word

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making the car a Trueno is pretty baste

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin sad doomer sadpilled doompilled
    please end this childish meme

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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