>Whats that? I'm sorry my translator cut out, could you please repeat?
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>Whats that?
>Whats that? I'm sorry my translator cut out, could you please repeat?
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The translator isn’t a drive-thru, Jonah
>Sorry, one more time
He won
He fricking won
Actually perfect
Completely takes the wind out of her sails the first time. If she repeats it, it'll show how callous and malicious she is, since it comes across as more of an insult than a joke. Then he can just play it off like "ok, thanks for clarifying that"
It's done. It's finally over.
The audience is roaring with laughter. Whatever Jonah says doesn’t even register.
In fact in the actual interview he’s trying to make a snarky comeback but the audio guys disabled his mic while everyone laughs at him.
>In fact in the actual interview he’s trying to make a snarky comeback but the audio guys disabled his mic while everyone laughs at him
fricking kek
they got his mic?
>in the actual interview he’s trying to make a snarky comeback but the audio guys disabled his mic while everyone laughs at him
Sauce?
The interview
He tries to say “I’m so glad I came all the way here to be ridiculed by the local weather girl” but nobody can hear him
I thought that's what he said after leaving.
Both of you are wrong, it's what he said in his head later that day during his weekly shower.
the time has come, Jonahbros
I unironically used the same tactic when I was being bullied throughout all my years of school. Bullies are pretty moronic and can't think on the fly, so they would just keep repeating the same insults. Made them look like fools in front of everyone
>Are you sure it isn't just your tuba accompaniment drowning out my voice?
BOMP bombom bomBOM bompbompbomp
so stupid
I laughed.
If I saw you in real life I would stomp your socially stunted autist ass to the ground and shove an ice pick in your ears. Can you hear me now, homosexual?
The interview isn't over and you're already asking for thirds?
you're not funny.
this nonstop repost in an attempt to show how "witty" you are always fails because you guys are socially stunted autists
that's a "comeback" that would only work in your autistic fantasies, incel
good job
Triggered fatty. Sorry, Jumbo, but fat jokes are coming back in style.
You sure it isn’t the fat clogging your ears
This is the best one yet but it won't work if she has no shame (she is a tv prostitute so she definitely has none of that).
Jonah you're at Ornella's, not Wendy's
Frick that's good
>Okay. *repeats it all over again without missing a beat*
Now what? Back to square one.
>"hmm.. yeah it's just not getting through but thanks for trying. Anyway my new movie is about etc etc"
Checkmate
No one's going to believe he didn't hear it the second time, kek.
Why not? Just needs to play it off right. He's an actor shouldn't be that hard for him
An actor should be able to do that, but you'd be better off having a serious one try it.
this would hurt me way more than the French reporter thing, especially how matter-of-factly Pitt says it, like he really means it and it's not even a joke to him
Yeah, well if he had the confidence to act sure of himself and let things like this brush off, he wouldn't have gotten asshurt and defeated in the first place. You just know he'd be like "uh-um.. I d-didn't hear you", then the audience would laugh and Ornella would say "sigh, okay Jonah. Moving on..."
Extremely autistic post. It's not about being believable, it's about showing her that she's being a c**t.
Holy shit. It's not about getting people to believe you actually didn't hear, it's about brushing off the other person and showing you don't care. Like fake-snoring when somebody is talking, people know you aren't actually falling asleep. Or saying tl;dr online.
So you're saying he should have been like picrel to win
>Cinemaphile autistics think saying "tldr" would work in situations like this with thousands of people watching you
Erm, anon, that only works if you're some faceless homosexual online. You'd look like an insecure prick IRL.
>sorry there must be something wrong with my earpiece, can we cut to commercial
It's that easy, just run the clock out
social situations don't "reset to square one" when someone repeats themself, you autist. There's a reason it gets more and more awkward the more times someone has to repeat themself
You may not be able to pick up on these things though
Well she got her laugh already, why would she repeat the joke? She'd probably just be like sacred bleu hon Hon Hon on to the next thing
>you hurt my feelings
>Sorry Ornella, I didn't know insults were on the menu tonight, but you've served up quite the buffet. You got any extra courses? McDonalds.
What would have happened to him, that hasn't already happened to him, if he just flat out called her a c**t? Did he really expect to have that long and profitable of an acting career? He should have saved up his dough and waited for his inevitable downfall instead of trying to be cool calm and quiet hoping that he would keep finding success as a male Melissa McCarthy.
omg
>I said I wanna frick Leo and you can go home