What's the Cinemaphile version of this?
How do romance movies made by men differ from the ones made by women?
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What's the Cinemaphile version of this?
How do romance movies made by men differ from the ones made by women?
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bro is the one on the right majiin buu
dude looks like he's wearing those buu gloves
ENTER
Written by men: sex is the reward
Written by women: sex can happen as easily as breathing
men want somebody to understand them or at least have the desire to
woman want validation for their flaws errors and sins, attention, shiny objects etc
they are children with no morality
dogs are more soulful
>men want somebody to understand them or at least have the desire to
not realistic, I want a woman who doesn't bother me and licks my butthole twice a day
lmaoing at this because it happens in every combat sport, if a new guy is tall and attractive the 40 year old balding manlet will torture him for sure
>want a woman who doesn't bother me and licks my butthole twice a day
Congrats, you're spiritually homosexual.
>not realistic, I want a woman who doesn't bother me and licks my butthole twice a day
that's because you're a feminized man, raised by women in a gynocentric society.
ie: you're already trooning out.
How do manlets cope with this?
You shouldn't give a shit about what women think.
t. 6'5
Women seem to hate respect
Take Cinemaphile height and subtract 5-7 inches to get real height
I cope by bullying skinny tall newbies in my judo class, small they ass on the floor with the intentions to hurt them,it's the way I mark my territory.
Slam they ass *
Frickin typos
Their. You frickin Mulignan
>small they ass on the floor
Imagine doing something as gay as judo and enjoying touching men laying on the floor lmao
And thinking that's a good thing
Then we go to a bar and your girl goes back to my place while you cry
>b-but I have better balance because I'm 5'3...
I can tell you're a 100% virgin, you never even sniffed a girls crotch in your life boy quit lying to yourself lmao
I'll admit judo is kinda fun
but all the mma / bjj shit is so cringe and dehumanizing
even billionaire nerds are like
>haha despite being a nerd I totally love rolling around with the guys and fighting. I-I'm actually so manly now everyone
The only people that hate on mma are people with no physical talent.
learning martial arts require no talent
it’s about discipline and training
getting hit in the head constantly is very bad for you.
mark zuckerberg would probably kick your ass
let that sink in...
His schtoile is unblockable
lame israeli comedy
>small they ass on the floor
Smell???
Im attracted to lesbians hopefully one day I’ll meet one with a bi streak. But for real?
>why would I want to date an npc >6’ only Stacy? out here looking for my wife
>short men built the world because we couldn’t get pussy
>im planning a trip to Thailand and Japan
All that matters is your gf is shorter than you.
Same way we cope with everything, either lie to ourselves or ape out
yep
Date a midget
>not wanting a big woman
Women on left side should have huge breasts and ass to make it more accurate, but it's still a pretty funny meme. Always get a chuckle out of the guy on the right's hands.
guys don’t write romance with lusty curvy types
they write manic pixie dream girls
you are a woman?
worse, she is a Black, she described the type Blacks like
>guys don’t write romance with lusty curvy types
Ever read Conan?
now I'm laughing thinking about Conan paired up with the Girl Who Stinks Good though
They do in Japan
>cuckshit
>chad
Entire image disregarded
>cuckshit
You don't even know what shoujo is do you?
That anon is right tho, it literally says "welcome NTR" on the right
>guys don’t write romance with lusty curvy types
>they write manic pixie dream girls
They write both. Frick the busty lusty type. End game is pixie dream girl
Maybe, just maybe pure knightly hero redeems busty lusty with the power of his wiener
It's subtle, but the woman on the left has an hourglass curve where the woman on the right doesn't.
>clawlet detected
Never gonna make it.
Woman on the right should probably be more pear or fridge shaped.
ha ha totally.
yaoi hands
movies about 99% of men not having human rights?
>tfw 6'4 with small hands and small wiener
Handmaid's Tale
Daily reminder
>high budget movie
Main man is 196cm
>low budget movie
Main man is 180cm
>high budget film
flops
>low budget film
makes profit
Your turn thin man
God I love being 6'3
I will now watch your movie
>romance written by a manlet
Did she rape him?
Acting so tough. You know he can easily break her skull with ease in a real fight
will never understand why he didn't just stand his ground and go..
probably muslim
He Orthodox, but he is basically the same as khabib but just a different side of the mountain
>will never understand why he didn't just stand his gro- ACK!
Yes pls
Why am I suddenly so hungry??
i love volleyball so much it’s unreal
Name 3 movies / TV shows.
the frick is this from?
God damn I would love to scale that mountain and plant my flag... by that I mean stick my penis in that giant blue girl.
Cosmoball
it's awful, you literally just watched one of the highlights
ssssssssooourceeeeeeee111!!!
Hey it's Julia! I didn't know she did movies
need more tall/amazon girls in movies with a bodies like webm related but thiccer legs
P L A P
L L
A A
P P
Manley hands typed this
I don't get the appeal. Why do people want women to not only be taller than them, but WAY taller than them? Unless the guy is incredibly short, but that's even weirder to me.
It's funny because that size difference is my exact fetish yet I'm disgusted by weirdos who want Godzilla sized b***hes sitting on cities and stuff
>It's funny because that size difference is my exact fetish yet I'm disgusted by weirdos who want Godzilla sized b***hes sitting on cities and stuff
It sounds like you’d seem to fit in with the “Amazonian Women enjoyer” crowd like these tbh’s
>stop liking things that make me insecure!
you don't have to like the same things other men do.
>w-wait that's not what the average person likes so it's WEIRD!
woman fingers 100% typed that post.
t.
let me get this but with this
ideally with the large one being somewhat submissive to the small one. pure yuri kino.
same and upvoted
SOURCE?!
>tfw hands are small, soft, and extremely warm
What’s with the anti-manlet psyop today? I left /misc/ to escape this spam. I’m not going to kill myself OP. Women don’t want to frick either of us or else we wouldn’t be here. At least I have an excuse that can’t be remedied with pimple cream and a couple dumbbells like you
I never even thought about it until I installed tinder. they are evil and literally want to genocide short people. now they added height to profile
I know i went through all of high school (2010-2014) without a single person mentioning it or making me feel insecure. Like it just wasn’t a thing. Then I went back to college a few years ago and installed some dating apps then started seeing all the memes and shit. A few months ago someone suggested hinge if I was looking for a more serious relationship and I started setting up my profile until they asked for height and I just closed the app.
Same. Never heard about it.
Not surprising though. Women are low conflict and don't admit anything that pisses people off.
Kishimoto obviously knew what he was doing.
how kino is boruto compared with shippuden?
It seems to be more consistent overall, though the current hiatus appears necessary to get the levels back to how it was at the beginning.
He only accomplished half. Even with his Hokage job I have trouble believing Naruto wouldn't keep Hinata barefoot and pregnant at least once a year until she hit menopause.
>Kishimoto obviously knew what he was doing
Seishi > Masashi
Awful pairing. NaruSaku was too good and pure for this disgusting world.
I will now watch your movie
I bet the FBI would arrest you on hard drive inspection day
need
I wish that were me…
eh heh
You need to make a distinction between Japanese men and Western men
waitaminute, same height and hand size difference.
i don't get it. is the doorway really tall?
thought she was going to whip a dick out
thought or hoped?
Man 5’13 Woman 500’
skinwalker hands
False, men want anime catgirls
In the west, they don't make romantic movies that pander to men any more, because leftists control the media and they believe straight male sexuality is evil and should be shamed and destroyed.
japanese women are like under 5' the 80% of them tho, that guy is barely 5'6'' in human size
Black folk frick all the white women, little dried dick circumcised whiteboy incels post on Cinemaphile LOL
enjoing the "NEET life" loser? haha ;^)
I'm bitter I've destroyed my penis before ever even using it.
you act like female written romances don't have harems where they try to rape her and/or try to rape the other men
in movies by men it's 1 guy and 1 girl
in movies by women it's 1 girl and minimum 2 Chads fighting over her
litrelly the opposite lmao
I straight up spend a whole day looking for some romance about a guy with a harem, not anime just a book or a movie and there are NONE every harem story made outside of japan is just 1 girl and 15 Chads trying to get with her, there's more "reverse harem" than regular harem to the point where every harem is just 1 girl with her many lovers
>in movies by men it's 1 guy and 1 girl
>in movies by women it's 1 girl and minimum 2 Chads fighting over her
Eh, the difference here is that the woman has two suitors and she has to choose the superior one, but having two superior men fighting over her makes her better
Harems are about the guy getting all of the girls
Reverse harems are rare, the loser is almost invariably told to frick off
>Reverse harems are rare
bruh
it's 99% of all books being published nowadays
In my experience you can easily find (non-anime)harem books for both genders, only difference is that the "romance/erotica" literature industry is dominated by woman(or "woman" pen names). So for every one harem story, there's probably 100 reverse harem stories but theres stil plenty of both in abundance.
I like romance novels but I avoid love triangles like the plauge
Read Mushoku Tensei, it'll scratch that itch.
Also Wheel of Time
>I straight up spend a whole day looking for some romance about a guy with a harem
Day of the triffids was going to have harem but the author didn't have the sack to land it so the story backs off and goes in a different direction
Is not the harem route truly the pinnacle of literature?
Eh it really depends
Small harems (less than about 4 members) can work, but more than that you run the risk of the harem members not being real characters.
The worst harems are the ones that essentially introduce a new girl every arc and then once her arc is done she gets shoved into the harem never to be seen again
Artemis Fowl
>Holly is 3'3
>but has the proportions of a full sized woman
>3 Feet 3 Inches
Thats how tall Sonic the hedgehog is btw
FYI everyone itt, women can't accurately eyeball height
I can eyeball small distances to within a few thousandths of an inch
feels good man
>I can eyeball small distances to within a few thousandths of an inch
That's because you're not a real woman
underrated
Anybody else think they were ayy lmaos from the thumbnail?
Pssh, you people don't know what women REALLY want.
Piggyback ride 🙂
Where do I find a bilateral nipple hole bf
Unironically who is in the wrong?
Neither. Both appeal to their demographic's desired fantasy. Men want the unrealistic fantasy of being in a relationship. Woman want the unrealistic fantasy of chad that's at least 2ft taller than her
Seriously, I have to be the one to post it?
Looks like the coomer but you get and with more hair. An origin story?
Is that dude a manlet?
Good for him but this chick is actually ugly and has strange proportions. You can find other images where she looks like Fiona in ogre form or the Scotsman's Wife from Samurai Jack
10/10 in bongland.
Forbidden romance is the best kind.
Mf have those street fighter hands.
I would be perfectly fine being a manlet if I wasn’t so fricking weak.
Even with my 10 years of lifting at 140lbs, my strength is negligible to some 200 lbs dude who lifts for 2 months
You're still 3 times as strong as a woman which is enough to remind them that they are the submissive sex.
Fixed
Only American femcels talk about this austistic obsession with height. In the real world, as long as you're not 5'5 you're fine
>t. 5'7 and I've put my pp in dozens of women, even had relationships
>built exactly like the dude on the right
Dunno what to tell the manlets or muscle chads here, when you're built like nosferatu pussy just gets delivered to your lap on a silver platter. I don't get why women love tall gangly men but whatever
Oh boy time for my daily height homosexualry thread
>oh boy time to be reminded that i'm short again
You love to see it
No it's becoming tedious. It's all over normal social media now too, just hoards of homosexuals crying about women and obsessing over how tall other dudes are or aren't. It's gay.
>women talking about men is gay
Why would you assume I'm talking about women?
Go on insta, there's droves of dudes sadder than your average anon on there dooming about their height and proclaimed incel status. Just openly on their real social media accounts, it's wild.
>go on insta
No. Who the frick so you think you're asking that moronic question to? How about you go back to "insta" and stay there homosexual
Yeah if only you could make me, ag
>social media
Huh? Social what? Is that the bullshit normies participate in?
Why are women obsessed with big hands for guys? I see this shit in shoujo genre Japanese anime as well. The love interests always have these big hands with long fingers.
Where do you think they'd want those fingers, anon? Seriously think.
Hello Henry.
It's nice to feel enveloped when held
Women want only one thing and it's absolutely overpowered because of his hitscan attack combined with the ability to resurrect dead demons.
Just break line-of-sight when you're covered in fire you goober.
The rez ability is pretty nuts in certain maps tho, no lie there.
>with the ability to resurrect resurrect 100+ bodycount destroyed pussies.
ftfy
There's this myth that big hands/feet = big penis.
Ironically, only nose size has been linked to penis length.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33535970/
are israelites and italians stacked then?
they were able to pay for the studies, weren't they?
>Why are women obsessed with big hands for guys?
They want to feel like children during sex because their idea of Man is based on their dad when they were 4
men wouldn't understand
>Watching romance movies at all
What are you? A fricking queer? In pre-op? You’re almost as bad as those grown ass men who watch girly cartoons like K-On or whatever the frick those trannies watch.
romance written by man:
>two long time friends slowly fall in love while working together to solve a problem
romance written by woman:
>alcoholic, overweight, bawd has to choose if she wants to frick the rich, muscular millionaire business man or the rich, muscular millionaire doctor. She fricks both before making her decision.
Name five.
tfw lanklet with giant hands but still 26yo virgin
Basically all hallmark movies are writen by women
>Cool wine aunt moves from her $10 million apartment in NY to a small town
>Meets gigachad #1
>single, 6'5 ft tall, fit
>he's a doctor, also a veterinarian, also knows a lot of construction stuff
>he saves children, teaches in community college, is a soccer coach and goes to church and feeds people at the local shelter
>Millionaire btw, literally owns the town
>Shenanigans ensue
>she meets Gigachad #2
>dude also owns the town
>is a rancher, also veterinarian and dentist, owns a plane, helps children in africa
>is also a millionaire, single and takes care of his granny
>plays the guitar and has a band
>owns a bar
>has an animal shelter
>is a writer and photographer
>runs a summer camp
>also is after cool wine aunt
And i forgot, even though they are millionaries gigachad #1 drives a 70's ford truck and Gigachad #2 drives an 80s/90s chevy pick up
The dynamic is this:
Gigachad 1 is a clean cut guy that does everything right but is a bit too perfect.
Gigachad 2 is the "outlaw" type and doesn't play by anyone's rules.
She goes for Gigachad 2 but there's some tragedy or misunderstanding or complicated past that interferes and he has to leave town or die from cancer or is just out of the picture all of a sudden so she has to settle with Gigachad 1, who turns out to be the patient one that would wait for her forever.
I also forgot about her Ex, you know the NY Lawyer/Wall street broker/Plastic Surgeon
name one kino that actually does this
Britney Jones' Diary is the first to come to mind
Bridget*
I watched a Madea movie the other day
>Black woman is living in NYC with her scummy boyfriend and dead crackhead sister's traumatized kids
>The church sends over a Mexican male model immigrant to live with her
>He is handy and fixes everything around the house
>Great with the kids
>Does gay stuff like go on those little paddleboats with her
>Beats the hell out of her current boyfriend when he tries to molest the kids
>Survives her brutal shit test of accusing him of being a pedophile
>She does nothing, she just kind of exists, and then he randomly at the end declares his passionate love for her but is mad because she doesn't love herself enough
Gee, I don't remember the Argonauts going on this adventure...
What does this have to do with Madea?
It was a Madea movie she made a brief appearance
It was actually kind of funny until it became all romance
well, those seem like perfectly reasonable expectations. nothing to see here.
>written by a woman
multiple male 10/10 leads chasing after a 5/10 female lead
mother or mother in law is a completely evil b***h
male characters express more feelings than 10 combined years of local AA group meetings in the first half hour
>written by a man
large battles, war
women are some side show character that only appears to look either sad or worried
more fighting and battles to try and look cool in front of her
she cries more about something
he ends up fricking seriously wounded doing something dumb
she heals him because of course shes know how to, they marry the end
How is that slant so smug?
shes an understudy to the french high fashion industry. they don't eat they just ドヤ顔 through the hunger
Why the frick's the one on the right got ayy hands?
The image is from Cinemaphile and was made to mock the way female manga artists tend to draw men absurdly tall and with enormous hands.
Watch a few Hallmark movies and notice trends. Then watch some action movies. Notice how they treat romance.
There you go
"Romances" written by women typically aren't really romances and usually involve some sort of cheating and a lengthy diatribe about how grimy and smelly a female character's pussy is.
No they don't.
What romance movies have women written or directed?
Lost in Translation
>Bill Murray 185cm (6'1")
>Scarlett Johansson 160cm (5'3")
>Giovanni Ribisi (Cuck husband) 170cm (5'7")
Is bill that tall? Huh? I never got that vibe.
He's always given off like this short no dick energy. Like he has no dick and doesn't care. And that's why he is cool. He's unattractive slub and doesn't care.
tets
The standards are just ridiculous
he's literally me
>every single balanced meme edit
>has 5 incels “rationally” explaining why it’s wrong
lmao unfrickable pathetic coping fricks
Yep
i dont get it
Men can wear skirts if they want to, too, you exclusionary hooligan.
Rebuttal:
Fixed
I appear to have located the based thread
Indeed
Yaoi hands