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What's the Cinemaphile verdict? Is it woke-free kino or the poor man's Bluey?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both.
    Bluey is also woke-free so there was no need for this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Bluey have a trans pride parade in it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was Blue's Clues.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer:

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intro:

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The original designs were better, tbh. Probably won't watch this though, considering this is on a platform that likes to question my very existence.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rob schneider
        also it's kinda strange for a show for small children to have voice credits in the intro

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that last thread, leftoids had a massive spergout where they brought up GamerGate and January 6th, and they lost every argument they started.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was against a bunch of mongoloid rednecks I sincerely doubt that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You also think that men can become women, so I wouldn't put much stock in what you doubt.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is even remotely defensible about Gamergate? It was a shitshow for all parties involved

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok, bluey has a huge lead already so it's hard to compare

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering that there's literally nothing in Bluey that couldn't be here, the political label is only a gimmick to get people interested in a fairly mediocre product that would have been ignored otherwise. Pretty ironic coming from people who considered such stunt embarrassing when Disney made exactly the same with the black mermaid.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There will be porn of the sister. That’s the only good thing about this Ben Shapiro goyslop.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >journalist sister
    >brother dressed up as a revolutionary from le mis (hat, sword, teeth.)
    >minority spotted
    >little bother is wearing a head brace

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minority? You mean the guy who's dressed up as a Greek philosopher? They're just kids playing dress-up, man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right wing conservative christian Trump voter here. I am not bothered by any of those things.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 pieces on e621
    Verdict is average. might pick up if Cinemaphile keeps making threads.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      working on a sketch right now. it's soft but still underage, so beware.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it Bluey and Chip kissing?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please get help for your mental illness.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t even know what he’s drawing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, he's right. It's pretty mental drawing a chid cartoon character in her underwear.

            Is it Bluey and Chip kissing?

            sorry, kissboi, maybe someone will pick up your request.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >in her underwear.
              Disgusting. Do people really? I hope he'll draw Chip instead of his sister.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woke-free

    Yes, because the only thing stopping me from watching toddler cartoons is the fact that they're "woke".

    have a nice day.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Requesting Chip and Bluey kissing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also requesting Chum Chum and Bandit kissing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except for the minority.
    I'm ready to beat the shit out of that dickhead.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if bluey was soulless

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ass = Chip Chilla
    Boobs = Bluey
    Feet = Peppa Pig

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ass = Chip Chilla
      True.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ass = Chip Chilla
      True.

      No.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where can I watch it for free I'm not subscribing to daily wire even though I listened to Ben Shapiro daily.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its already out on kimcartoon and probably other cartoon streaming websites too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clicked through a hellstorm of pop-up ads to watch the first ep on kimcartoon. 'S alright. I like how it had a little moral lesson. reminded me of season one of MLP FIM.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I hate woke bullshit I also hate Ben Shapiro for being a self serving rat that would sell out the US for Israel. However I hear Daily Wire'a original content is actually surprisingly entertaining so I wouldn't be surprised if this Chinchilla show was at least serviceable.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile will play soulless gachashit for porn addicts just to get away from woke themes
    >Cinemaphile will watch mindless slop for literal toddlers just to get away from woke themes
    How low will Cinemaphile stoop in their contrarianism?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By watching Barney the dinosaur (actual Barney not the horse show)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genshin impact is not that bad (ignoring my Stockholm syndrome and my Sunk cost fallacy)
      But for the woke cartoons I just watch old shit or just anime for most of the time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are an addict. Please rethink your choices.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          F2p and I'm regretting every decision in my life that lead me to download that game
          But hey it is what it is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play gachas for the kickass OSTs.

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      And also the sexy e-girls.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile could've just watched a thought-provoking show like pantheon but nah

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tota shit-shilla death

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ok. Pretty cute. Definitely wants to be America’s Bluey.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone ripped the episodes yet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some anon ripped all the episodes right after they were released. OP didn't post the link in any of his threads because he doesn't give a frick about the show itself, he only wants to shitpost to le own the libs.

      [...]

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the mega

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely feels like a corporate Bluey rip-off with no soul, which is pretty much what it us.

    Aside from being an inferior Bluey knock-off it has no real identity, you have to squint to see anything there that isn't done better in Bluey with the supposed politics thing and instead it just feels like an inferior version of Bluey. Very corporate and soulless.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor man's Bluey is still pretty decent

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The animation from the original teaser trailer was so, so much better. I don't care if the current animation is more practical and cost-effective, because now it looks like every flash tier animated TV show from the 2010s. At least the frame-by-frame style had a distinct look to it and would've been great as a full show. I get why, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

    The show itself is fine, though. Inoffensive, surprisingly. Chuckled a couple times. I still prefer Bluey, but this isn't too bad.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you watching toddler shows

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chipchilla
      >Earnest & Celestine
      >Tish Tash
      Bentkey is looking based as frick.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bluey is poor man's Peppa Pig

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Props Pig is poor man’s Berenstain Bears.

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