Whats the best James Bond film and why is it GoldenEye?

What’s the best James Bond film and why is it GoldenEye?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the best is From Russia With Love. Anything after that is weird British capeshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the 60s/70s ones are great except for Thunderball, the Lazenby one, and I guess Moonraker.

      [...]
      For Your Eyes Only should be the consensus choice for the Bond to watch if you've never seen a Bond movie before. It's a standard Bond plot, it has no major flaws, the early 80s big budget production values are the perfect mix of impressive and silly.

      I think the Connery Bond movies are all good, even Diamonds Are Forever, but I don't think I love any particular one. Starting from the beginning is a good enough choice, but FYEO seems like an especially good introduction.

      For Your Eyes Only is one of the most boring, meandering films I've ever watched, and all of its decent set pieces were done better in previous Bond films. It's simultaneously too stupid and not stupid enough in all the wrong places.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OHMSS is the best bond

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          trash movie possibly the worst if Die Another Day didn't exist.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't understand the hate. It's a pretty typical Bond adventure and has a great setting. The ski chase where a guy falls into a snow blower and gets shredded is probably one of the goriest moments in the whole franchise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Horrible acting, it just SCREAMS 1969 very dated, Bond falling in love? lame, I dont like Tracy's character at all, the story isn't that interesting. The skiing is the only good part of the movie.
              Only contrarians like the movie or people claim to like it to seem like a "real fan"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's one of the more interesting Bond films imo. A lot of the movies really drag (especially in the Roger Moore years) but that one has an Austin Powers-esque plot with Blofeld trying to brainwash super models to be assassins and you've got the skiing actions scenes and the assault on Blofeld's base at the end. I used to hate Lazenby as Bond but he grew on me last time I rewatched. I like the Tracy subplot, it was a nice little twist on the formula. I think only Lazenby really could have pulled it off.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It went from disliked to underrated and now it's considered tobe among the best in the series and rightfully so.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            christopher nolan thinks ohmss is the best bond film, but he might just be trolling

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a very common opinion like saying From Russia with Love or Goldfinger. GoldenEye is the answer of very casual Bond fans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >GoldenEye is the answer of very casual Bond fans.
                Wrong. Its legitimately one of the best in the franchise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a very common opinion like saying From Russia with Love or Goldfinger. GoldenEye is the answer of very casual Bond fans.

                Goldeneye is the answer of losers aged 25-35 who haven't seen anything else but the absolute joke tier shit Craig made

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. Try asking anybody about other Bond films who gives this as an answer IRL and you'll get nothing but blank stares. I do love Goldeneye but it was babby's first and last Bond film for most millennials and it's propped up by nostalgia for the game more than the movie itself. Top 10, sure, but it's nowhere near the best.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. Try asking anybody about other Bond films who gives this as an answer IRL and you'll get nothing but blank stares. I do love Goldeneye but it was babby's first and last Bond film for most millennials and it's propped up by nostalgia for the game more than the movie itself. Top 10, sure, but it's nowhere near the best.

                Ive seen all of the Bond films multiple times. Im a "superfan" if you will. I even listen to a Bond fricking autism podcast. and I still agree that Golden eye is easily top3. If you dont then you are just a contrarian homosexual who wants to shit on people who grew up with a N64

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Goldeneye
                >Top 3
                LMAO
                M
                A
                O
                For the record kid, I love the game. But tonally the movie, as with all the brosnan films, is a mess. It's rudderless. Yeah we can all be thankful they weren't flat our subversive like the gay tinged Craig movies, with the leading man Craig being a flamer himself, but they still are inconsistent tone-deaf nonsense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are your top 3 then big guy?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Casino royale is shit, all Craig films are, Goldeneye is bottom ten, only worse than that are the other Brosnan film and Craig's "films", maybe diamonds but I don't really dislike diamonds just wish they gave it more time and effort, some of the effects are terrible. If I had to give a top five bond list it would be
                OHMSS, YOLT, TSWLM, TMWTGG, and TLD. I like Moore best, by a pretty large margin and can watch all of his films anytime

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not horrible choices. OHMSS and Golden Gun are both bottom 3 though. You have shit taste.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OHMSS and Golden Gun are both bottom 3 though
                The opinions of Goldeneye defenders everybody

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I dont care. Both of those movies suck. Period.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with you and I've seen every Bond film as well and been a fan of the films since I was a kid. I played Goldeneye on N64 but not until after I'd already seen the movie a few times. Here's my ranking, btw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice list. Different than some of the others that get circle jerked around here. I dont agree with all of it but at least its unique.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve seen goldfinger and I know that one sucks. The other Brosnan films aren’t as good either.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. Try asking anybody about other Bond films who gives this as an answer IRL and you'll get nothing but blank stares. I do love Goldeneye but it was babby's first and last Bond film for most millennials and it's propped up by nostalgia for the game more than the movie itself. Top 10, sure, but it's nowhere near the best.

                I’ve seen them all fricking cope b***hes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It sure is pretty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you on Thunderball. As someone who loves the underwater fight scene, I just don't get the praise otherwise, I find the rest of the film very boring. I don't mind moonraker but it certainly isn't a favorite. OHMSS is fantastic. I like FYEO, but agree with your critique of it reusing a lot of things we've seen in other bond movies, OHMSS to name one that it borrows from heavily

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't like Thunderball
          >likes OHMSS
          fricking homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ohmss would be one of the absolute greatest films of the series if it had been Connery.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love how the old ones are such a meandering path to the finale. It almost feels like you watched 2 or 3 different movies in one.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goldeneye but the best girl will always be Elelktra

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not The Living Daylights

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Famke is best Bondgirl. But I might agree with this anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like For Your Eyes Only, personally. But I think I am the only person on the planet who likes this movie.

      both good choices. 80s bonds were the best bonds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not even Dalton's best movie

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like For Your Eyes Only, personally. But I think I am the only person on the planet who likes this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a really solid movie, but I think it gets overlooked because it's so quintessentially Bond. Most of the movies post Connery have something distinctive about them that makes them stand out, good or bad, but FYEO is kind of the pure Bond movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wonderful choice, Moore is my favorite Bond and that movie is nearly perfect. I think I enjoy Spy Who Loved Me more because it has a proper good guys in one color raid the base of enemies wearing a different color scene. My all time favorite is YOLT, and what mentioned prior is a large reason for that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOLT is shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironiccally post body homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a really solid movie, but I think it gets overlooked because it's so quintessentially Bond. Most of the movies post Connery have something distinctive about them that makes them stand out, good or bad, but FYEO is kind of the pure Bond movie.

      For Your Eyes Only should be the consensus choice for the Bond to watch if you've never seen a Bond movie before. It's a standard Bond plot, it has no major flaws, the early 80s big budget production values are the perfect mix of impressive and silly.

      I think the Connery Bond movies are all good, even Diamonds Are Forever, but I don't think I love any particular one. Starting from the beginning is a good enough choice, but FYEO seems like an especially good introduction.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >For Your Eyes Only should be the consensus choice for the Bond to watch if you've never seen a Bond movie before
        jesus what a shit opinion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For Your Eyes Only was definitely the biggest re-discovery. It's high on my list it pretty much has everything including terrific soundtrack and outstanding locations.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think a better choice for formulaic Bond film to test the waters is Tomorrow Never Dies. It's not the best at any particular aspect, but it covers all the bases really well which makes it one of the ones I like to go back to a lot. Also that Sheryl Crow song took awhile to grow on me but now I think it's one of the most underrated themes in the series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its probably Moore's 2nd best. Great movie. A little dark which I like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's my second favorite Moore as well behind Live and Let Die. It has great music (LALD also has great score by a one-time Bond composer), locations, action and stunts in every environment. I even like Bond visiting Tracy's grave and that miniature submarine that Broccoli saw in a magazine and asked the guy who made it if he wanted to be in the movie. This is what modern Bond movies lack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trips and checked but no anon people love this movie. Had a massive crush on the girl you posted as a young lad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bond wasn't even Bond in that movie. He literally turned down sex with the young woman in that picture because he thought he was too old for her. What the frick?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
    - More often than you'd think.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good one. I'd go with Goldfinger personally. I know it's widely considered the best but that's because it is. Dr. No is also a personal favourite.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Spy Who Loved Me
    Die Another Day

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roger moore is the favorite of tory twits, connery and dalton are the actual kings of bond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm American homosexual, I didn't understand a word of what you said, and Moore is the best Bond.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James Sneed in Sneedeneye 00Sneeden

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not from the 60s, 70s of 80s it's can't be the best Bond film. It's too far past its peak and GoldenEye, although the best modern Bond, also has some of that horrible pervy writing of Purvis and Wade.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best modern Bond
    GoldenEye
    >best Cold war era Bond
    Goldfinger

    Simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best modern Bond
      Who fricking cares? Goldeneye isn't awful, it's a solid 6, it's better than Craig's shit, but none of it is good. Why even bother separating them, just rank them all outright and don't defend for a second zombie Bond

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Peak Bond is the 60s, 70s and 80s have some great ones as well. Brosnan and Craig eras is Bond in decline trying to reinvent itself over and over and shitty writting by Purvis and Wade.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the best bond film is the first of each actor

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Connery
    Dalton
    Moore
    Brosnan
    Lazenby
    Niven
    Craig

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For Your Eyes Only
    mid-tier bond at best, nothing villain, plot is generally boring. roger moore isn't a full parody of himself as bond yet but this movie kind of starts the ball rolling on that.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pierce Brosnan is actually getting more handsome as he ages.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goldeneye is unique to me and I might suspect others growing up in that era due to how the esthetic sensibilities intertwined with the game: the soundtrack and level design corresponding to the esthetic of the film, the strangely coherent feeling of being bond in the game - due to owns own competence to the guards - all these aspects give fondness to the film. The film itself isn’t on par with From Russia With love though. Nothing beats Kerim Bey-kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus frick save it for the video essay

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The living daylights >Goldeneye>Casino Royale >License to kill>>>Rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cringe. And I say that as someone who puts Living Daylights towards the top

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whats your top list?
        Which one do you feel is in the wrong place, or all of them?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Casino royale is shit, all Craig films are, Goldeneye is bottom ten, only worse than that are the other Brosnan film and Craig's "films", maybe diamonds but I don't really dislike diamonds just wish they gave it more time and effort, some of the effects are terrible. If I had to give a top five bond list it would be
          OHMSS, YOLT, TSWLM, TMWTGG, and TLD. I like Moore best, by a pretty large margin and can watch all of his films anytime

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite gun barrel

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed Never Say Never Again even if its canonicity is dubious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NSNA is such an odd movie but that's part of it's charm for me. Like the out of place jazz and experimental music.

      As much as Goldeneye is iconic and well made it just isn't my favourite. I really would have liked to see Dalton in it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the one with the voodoo shit and some snakes.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy choice for me senpai

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Best movie
    >Best song
    >Best Bond
    >Best girl
    >Best villain
    >Best video game

    Other Bond movies, are you even trying?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Best movie
      Lmao no
      >Best song
      Nobody Does it Better is the best, Goldeneye's song is dogshit
      >Best Bond
      Lmao
      >Best girl
      Goodnight is best girl
      >Best villain
      YOLT takes that
      >Best video game
      Yes. You homosexuals can obviously have that one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody Does it Better

        There's no Bond movie named that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best movie is frwl
      Best song is avtak
      Best bond is Connery
      Best girl is elektra or dalton moneypenny
      Best villain is based mads
      Best video game is nightfire
      Suck my dick phaggots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad but I'd switch out Elektra for Onatopp and AVTAK's theme for TLD's.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Very respectable, those would be my substitutions as well if I were forced to make some

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie what? The Living Daylights wasn't even the best song in The Living Daylights. The Pretenders had easily the best credits song in the series (not including We Have All the Time in the World since that taken from another movie) and should have been allowed to do the main theme as well.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Roger Moore movies. Octopussy, For Your Eyes Only and Live and Let Die are pure kino. I also like Brosnan, all four of his films are great. Not a fan of James Blonde but Skyfall is watchable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skyfall kind of works as your standard summer blockbuster with the James bond name slapped on to it, if it wasn't so over the top reverential to Judo Dench's absolutely terrible Q I'd probably tolerate it, but for this reason it remains total shit like all Craig Bourne films

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Campbell should helm Bond 26?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow Never dies is better

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH IS THE MOST UNDERRATED!

    PROS
    > Electra is the 2nd best seductress of the series... possibly the best.
    > Solid male villain in Renard.
    > Fantastic pre opening credits sequence & boat chase.
    > Good ski chase.
    > More use of the fun Russian gangster.
    > Brosnan being awesome as usual.
    > Good sub plot & use of M.
    > Great score.
    > One of my top favorite opening songs of the franchise.
    > Richards looks damn good.
    > Torture chair was a fantastic sequence.

    CONS
    > Richards is a weak actress, I personally think she is not as horrid as people say, but she is poor especially when she is meant to be playing a nuclear scientist.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dr No, The Living Daylights, and Casino Royale (2006) are the top 3.

    Goldeneye isn't even that best Architect one. That would be TWINE.

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