Genuinely never understood why this execution method is treated as some great colonial crime against humanity. It genuinely looks more humane (quick and likely painless) than most execution methods today.
they're okay with it because they can make the drugs used to administer it near impossible to acquire through outside pressure and thus slow down executions to a trickle without having to actually win legislative battle. It's why they put up such a fight when that one state used asphyxiation via gas even though it's widely known to be by far the most painless way to kill a person, because nitrogen gas is cheap as frick and easy to get a hold of
Genuinely never understood why this execution method is treated as some great colonial crime against humanity. It genuinely looks more humane (quick and likely painless) than most execution methods today.
Public executions were meant to be spectacles for most of human history. The quiet and private execution of the accused is a very recent thing.
They want the prisoners to suffer that's why they don't want better and/or more painless killing methods
Which is precisely how we conquered it so easily >Hindu Princely States are basically a proto-Holy Roman Empire-esque confederation centralised in Delhi >Muslims conquers India forming the Delhi Sultanate and enforce strict Sharia law >Mughal Empire conquers the Delhi Sultanate, relaxes Sharia and lets Hindu Princely States enforce their own laws and religions >East India Company conquers the Mughal Empire, tries enforcing British values >East India Company dissolved by the British Empire, gives up on enforcing British values, allows the Hindu Princely States to enforce their own laws and religions again >British Empire dissolves the Empire of India, transfers power to the Republic of India >Republic of India dissolves the Hindu Princely States
Literally every time a jeet complains about "Britishers" (ignoring the fricking moronation by calling Britons "Britishers" when a Britisher is explicitly a citizen of a British Dependency, i.e. a fricking Indian and not a white person), it's their own laws and customs that THREE separate Empires allowed them to practice that they are complaining about
I suppose it is a case of whataboutism but, people attack the British for stuff like OP and yet the same people never bring up how the British ended stuff like Sati and tried to prevent female infanticide.
>The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.[1]
as the current world order breaks down, the pressure from human rights groups to stop third word cultchas from doing things like this will end
I'll give it 5 years before we have a video of some village rapist getting strapped to a howitzer
>that is not gonna be painless.
as someone familiar with firearm and high pressure injection injuries it'll hurt a lot for the blink of an eye
cannon executions used blank cartridges most of the time, which is why the high pressure injection injury part is relevant here
if the method is performed correctly, all major organs have their functions instantly terminated resulting in instant death
there is no guillotine "head stays alive" time either, because the blood vessels in the neck are not crushed - due to the sudden total annihilation of the all major organs, blood pressure in the head becomes negative and blood flows out rapidly
it's a visually brutal execution method, but it is more humane and reliable than standard "shot to the heart" firing squads
>it's a visually brutal execution method
after reading this
>The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.[1]
I am actually genuinely curious to see it now.
Probbaly a bit too traditional for a faces of death so I doubt there is one on the internet.
Need /misc/ gays to indoctrinate the muzzies to give it a go for teh lulz on the next unbeliever.
>as someone familiar with firearm and high pressure injection injuries it'll hurt a lot for the blink of an eye
And long will it hurt for someone who's not familiar?
>quick and likely painless
You are clearly moronic.
Do you morons think anyone is going to survive having their entire torso vaporized? You already pass out from blood loss to the brain within seconds if someone stabs your aorta; this execution would straight up delete every single vein/aorta/artery you have in your body, your brain would shut off immediately (not to mention the extreme knock-out tier concussion from the cannon blast)
Not like your nation state, I'm sure, right?
Anyways, back to grown ups talking. Ireland had things so much worse than India and beats them by every metric. And they did it withotu complaining or violence. I wonder why?
>And they did it withotu complaining or violence. I wonder why? >without complaining
homie Ireland's entire national identity is constantly complaining about British rule
>complete annihilation of gaelic culture
That is bullshit though. ireland still has their culture, culture they have had for 1000+ years.
They also speak irish AND english, same with wales/welsh.
The only differences is that irish are weak willed potato Blacks and seeing any sort of attack on britain would first go to the weakest link, ireland itself is that weak link and any attacking force would mean that they then have a consistent garrison on that island. It has always been important for english interests to keep control of ireland for defensive purposes, even if the land and people itself/themselves are useless.
Where the pajeet lands was a source of wealth, mainly from spices and cheap labour, ireland itself had no such use as there is no resources there and the people are lazy potato Black folk.
>That is bullshit though. ireland still has their culture, culture they have had for 1000+ years.
They absolutely do not, the influence of the British era is inescapable in Ireland, they're as thoroughly colonized as Mexico or Peru were by Spain. Irish culture exists, but it is not the "PURE GAELIC CELTIC" culture you think it is. Ireland's purely Gaelic past is now as distant from them as Mexico's purely Aztec past is.
>death by cannon
I concur, when I first saw the image my thought was it was just a normal cart where they tie him up to the wheels, then have ahorse pull the cart and spin him round and round along the road until he dies. That's a much painful way to die.
Prevents a proper burial and your bits are eaten by vultures and other animals. For Muslims in particular it’s a particularly fearful end. The British adopted it from the natives, it was introduced to India by the Mughals.
Yes, the intent was to make them freak out about the afterlife because they were being denied a proper burial and their body was completely desecrated.
The cannon execution method was invented by the Mughals when they conquered India and the British appropriated it.
>The infuriated British garrison engaged in a surge of violence against the local population of Cawnpore, including looting and burning of houses, with the justification that none of the local noncombatants had done anything to stop the massacre.[3][18] Brigadier General Neill, who took the command at Cawnpore, immediately began a program of swift and vicious drumhead military justice (culminating in summary execution) for any sepoy rebel captured from the city who was unable to prove he was not involved in the massacre. Rebels confessing to or believed to be involved in the massacre were forced to lick the floor of the Bibighar compound, after it had been wetted with water by low caste people, while being whipped.[19] The sepoys were then religiously disgraced by being forced to eat (or force fed) beef (if Hindu) or pork (if Muslim). The Muslim sepoys were sewn into pig skins before being hanged, and low-caste street sweepers were employed to execute the high caste Brahmin rebels to add additional religious disgrace to their punishment.
It's not even that firm when they do stuff much worse on purpose
>The rebel sepoys executed the four surviving male hostages from Fatehghar, one of them a 14-year-old boy. But they refused to obey the order to kill women and the other children. Some of the sepoys agreed to remove the women and children from the courtyard when Tatya Tope threatened to execute them for dereliction of duty. Nana Sahib left the building because he didn't want to be a witness to the unfolding massacre.
>The British women and children were ordered to come out of the assembly rooms but they refused to do so and clung to one another. They barricaded themselves in, tying the door handles with clothing. At first around twenty rebel soldiers opened fire from the outside of the Bibighar, firing through holes in the boarded windows. The soldiers that were supposed to fire the next round were disturbed by the scene and discharged their shots into the air. Soon after, upon hearing the screams and groans inside, the rebel soldiers threw down their weapons and declared that they were not going to kill any more women and children.
>An angry Begum Hussaini Khanum denounced the sepoys' act as cowardice and asked her aide to finish the job of killing the captives. Her lover hired butchers, who murdered the captives with cleavers, leaving when all the captives had been killed. However a few women and children had managed to survive by hiding under the dead bodies. It was agreed that the bodies of the victims would be thrown down a dry well by some sweepers. The next morning the rebels arrived to dispose of the bodies and found three women who were still alive and also three children aged between four and seven years old . The surviving women were cast into the well by the sweepers, who had also been told to strip the corpses. The sweepers then threw the three little boys into the well one at a time, the youngest first. Some victims, among them small children, were therefore buried alive in a heap of butchered corpses. None survived.
And a reminder that when the shitjeets gained independance in 1947, one of the first things they did was remove the memorial to the massacre victims.
And start installing statues commemorating Nana Sahib, their noble rebel hero. Someone they continue to build monuments to today.
While we tear down statues of our great figures because they made a brownoid cry one time, Indians and other thirdies are openly venerating their heroes who gleefully engaged in mass child massacres.
They are so subhuman that they started butchering each other when the brits let.
We shouldn't have left peacfully we should have blitz the whole fricking place
Sounds like you're a bunch of gays and the jeets are based as frick
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Anonymous
lmao if you're white then your own spineless liberal countrymen are doing the exact same pussy shit.
If you're not white, frick off down that rotten mudhole you crawled out of you repugnant subhuman.
2 weeks ago
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>if you're white you're a homosexual >if you're not white you're a homosexual
Merry Christmas you moronic homosexual
A challenger appears: >Am I not rather deserving of praise for the moderation which marked my proceedings? Consider the situation in which the victory at Plassey had placed me. A great prince was dependent on my pleasure; an opulent city lay at my mercy, its richest bankers bid against each other for my smiles; I walked through vaults which were thrown open to me alone, piled on either hand with gold and israeliteels! Mr. Chairman, at this moment I stand astonished at my own moderation! >Robert Clive after having been paid the equivalent of 18 million pounds in todays money personally to kill the rival to the Jagat Seth bankers, on top of the 130 million pounds to the company, and transferring all the loot home in 100 ships.
back then all you needed was a small loan for a boat, and you could literally just find some uncontacted tribe in SEA and become a king.
Pic very much related.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
how is this compared to the original?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You mean the man who would be king?
Both are kino, but it's a very different story, but quite close to the truth.
I'd recommend downing some G&T's and watching it a warm evening.
Did we also force you to nationalize your industries, destroying them in slow motion? Force you to make shitty boring B&W movies about drunk welsh coalminers? Force you to import shitskins? Force you to give the soviets cutting edge jet engine designs? Force you to keep rationing in place until 1952?
Fricks sake, take responsibility for your awful choices post-WW2.
neither of you did anything or will do anything, you both are born to this world with in the 90s at the earliest stop acting as if you have any say at all. talking about soviets and world war 2, fricking embarassing
i have a theory that all the hot, intelligent, based brits left the UK in the 18th and 19th century to seed the british empire. the only ones left were the ugly cowards who were too scared to venture forth. this culminated in WWII when the brits proved they'd lost all power in europe and relied on America and the soviets to bail them out.
The Queen didn’t do shit, it was all her ministers, primarily Gladstone and Lord Salisbury with some help from some very singular figures like Randolph Churchill, Joseph Chamberlain, Cecil Rhodes, etc. They may have been as unscrupulous as politicians are now but all the same we will never see their like again. It has been said not unjustly that most of the colonies acquired by Britain weren’t really just for pure plunder or the love of conquest per se but to 1. Piss off the French and later on 2. To protect the Suez Canal which generated way more money than could be extracted in taxes from countries so poor now they wouldn’t be worth conquering just to liquidate for cash so imagine how poor they were back then. Once the French no longer presented a threat and Britain had bankrupted herself basically twice in one lifetime they really had no reason to hang on to colonies anymore once they became more liabilities than assets, and so it shouldn’t be a surprise either that the one they actually fought a physical battle over until the very end was the Suez Canal
I'm not British, how is it working out worshipping an ugly flag to justify your cope of being raped as a kid and spreading your disease before you die of aids
funny, because if you actually read what people in the past said, you'll see time and time again how they instantly preferred colonial rule to the failed shitholes they lived in before >"this reprimand did much honour to the English, and it must be acknowledged, to the honor of these strangers, that their conduct in war and battle is worthy of admiration, just as, on the other hand, nothing is more becoming than their behavior to an enemy, whetherin the heat of action, or in the pride of success and victory."
That's from Ghulam Hussein, who hated the British and believed they wrecked his country.
In general the Indians flocked to colonial settlements, where there was a semblance of order and discipline. The bankers instantly went over to the British when they first arrived, allowing them access to the main monetary artery of India, because they just absolutely abhorred the endless series of increasingly corrupt and incompetent monarchs.
The British could never have conquered India, without help from within, which they got because 99% of Indians are incompetent trash, which the 1% absolutely despise.
Well I gotta thank my ancestors for figuring out how to stick together post colonial India and getting nukes and being self sufficient enough to not have to listen to such drivel on our land
Pajeets are such whiney homosexuals. Cromwell did this to 100,000 Irishmen and you don't see them complaining about it? Meanwhile, one or two pajeets get correctly executed for crimes and they whine for fricking ever.
Exactly. Irish are the most oppressed people and they're now all super rich and winning because they're innately superior. And they never complain about their shit hand. They just stood up and got on with their life.
Anyways, back to grown ups talking. Ireland had things so much worse than India and beats them by every metric. And they did it withotu complaining or violence. I wonder why?
That's actual moron cope. Irish fought a fricking war of independence damn near in living memory. They were a brutalized colonial island. Literally unheard of even being properly unified until colonial english came. Yet you complete accept and not only defend the destruction of such heavily sought after freedom. You fricking stooge animal.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession Amerifat
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The usual low effort response.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Still can't say where you're from, eh? I'm a proud white Irishman, unlike you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>They were a brutalized colonial island
lol fricking wat
Is this irish propaganda.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The more recent concept of anglo colonialism was outright conceived by walter raleigh while fighting the irish wars for Elizabeth I. And what in the frick do you call the complete annihilation of gaelic culture, and will for the foreseeable future, speak english in ireland is today? I'm not even anti-colonialism you people are just unobjective and fricking morons.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Gaelic is taught in every Irish school, even in the North, you moronic Amerifat. And we never whine about "colonialism" because we aren't communists or trannies.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
lmao like that changes anything. You all speak english. And still do.
Still can't say where you're from, eh? I'm a proud white Irishman, unlike you.
I'm a fricking mutt with no history or people. That's the issue. I'm ambivalent to america's collapse but people like you watching your pure bred people and culture collapse and cope? That's fricking pathetic. Keep posting about amerifats as you boil you moron, fricking frog.
>complete annihilation of gaelic culture
That is bullshit though. ireland still has their culture, culture they have had for 1000+ years.
They also speak irish AND english, same with wales/welsh.
The only differences is that irish are weak willed potato Blacks and seeing any sort of attack on britain would first go to the weakest link, ireland itself is that weak link and any attacking force would mean that they then have a consistent garrison on that island. It has always been important for english interests to keep control of ireland for defensive purposes, even if the land and people itself/themselves are useless.
Where the pajeet lands was a source of wealth, mainly from spices and cheap labour, ireland itself had no such use as there is no resources there and the people are lazy potato Black folk.
>ireland still has their culture >MUH POTOATO Black folk
Ya alright israelite
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you admit you're non-white and we're supposed to listen to you? Why?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I didn't say that. Like most american whites I'm an amalgamation of Europeans. But I have zero fricking culture or a "people". Again, why do you cope and deflect?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you're this evasive, it's obvious you're not white.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>evasive >literally admits everything to make a point
Fricking homosexuals on this board I swear.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Please be quiet as the white people talk, scum.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I'm so fricking inbred I'm white
lol. It's cute cope but it's just unbecoming. I hope you do this kind of avoidance in your day to day life.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Here' in Ireland we know what to do with non-white Americans and the like. We beat the shit out of you and steal your money. Go eat a burger and a bullet Amerifart
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ireland is in 7th place in the OECD in terms of the share of immigrants in its population, with the foreign-born accounting for 17% of the total population. 46% of them arrived in the last 5 years
lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes, and the white ones are mostly English, Welsh, Scottish, French, and German. There are also some white Swiss, etc.
Then there are non-whites like Brazilians, Poles, etc. We let them clean our shit and other unclean work. Try again Amerishart.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The boiling frog's usual cope. I remember bong posters 14 years ago saying it's just poles and other euros.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
> English, Welsh, Scottish, French, and German.
Also fricking lmao at giving me shit over being all of those while out the other side of your mouth saying theyre fine in your country.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I never said legal immigration wasn't okay. I'm not some moron Amerishart who has to LARP as a white man and has a fricking meltdown because a Mexican with the same color skin reminds him of that. >"Oh noes!!!!! A different type of white is in my country!!!!!!!!!!!I MUST HATE THEM!!!!)
= the average Amerifrick "thought." Perfect non-white mental process in action.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What in the frick are you on about now. >mexicans are like white americans
What crack are you smoking with your mental gymnastics and outright cope. I know it's thrown around but you are making up stupid fricking strawmans and coping. I'm disgusted by you and am glad I found out my ancestors are scotch-irish not actual potatoes.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There are no white Americans. Just mutts like you who LARP. DURR me ancesties r duh plantation scots
You're a fricking half Mexican half black all mixed race israeli nothing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
lmao. You're more moronic and ignorant than me. I know more about your country than you do of mine. That's fricking pathetic. Are you snorting nothing but israelite larping stormgay memes?
2 weeks ago
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>t.
2 weeks ago
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>DURR me ancesties r duh plantation scots
300 years later and my people are still ruining papist morons.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Non-white chest thumping.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>act like a butthurt moron >mad when people point it out
No one but a total weak homosexual would b***h about muh plantations. It's Black person behavior I expect here in the states.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How did I b***h about anything? You were bragging about being a fricking British invader. Frick off you chimp. Amerisharts are so predictably dumb. Next you'll probably be saying" Hurr you don't matter no one cares becuz ur yuro."
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You belittled me and tried so hard to get under my skin. All I had to do was imply I was something and you went got asshurt.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You misunderstood Yank. Youre a non white. No one cares.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Like most american whites I'm an amalgamation of Europeans. But I have zero fricking culture or a "people".
You're either dumb or larping.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you dumb? I've heard tons of DNA tests now and few people are purebred anything. And there's no "american" culture.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>complete annihilation of gaelic culture
That is bullshit though. ireland still has their culture, culture they have had for 1000+ years.
They also speak irish AND english, same with wales/welsh.
The only differences is that irish are weak willed potato Blacks and seeing any sort of attack on britain would first go to the weakest link, ireland itself is that weak link and any attacking force would mean that they then have a consistent garrison on that island. It has always been important for english interests to keep control of ireland for defensive purposes, even if the land and people itself/themselves are useless.
Where the pajeet lands was a source of wealth, mainly from spices and cheap labour, ireland itself had no such use as there is no resources there and the people are lazy potato Black folk.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ireland formed 51-80% of the "British" military, depending on the time period. Frick off Amerifat moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Ireland formed 51-80% of the "British" military
Keep telling yourself that paddy.
You think we left you to do work, you cant even be trusted to plant potatoes you fricking moron.
Without Ireland, English frickheads would be nothing and still shagging sheep in swamps.
>Without Ireland,
You think backward cavemen tier morons like the irish is the reason why england conquered the world...
Fricking morons man
English had to teach irish EVERYTHING. from Irrigation and agriculture,to how to make a fricking wheel.
Ireland created literally nothing, they were hunter gather tier morons living off dead land for all time.
Then english came and taught them how to be human.
There is a reason people call irish Black folk.
Like africans, where all other people had progressed to high civilizations, the Black was still living in the dirt.
Same with the irish. Every other country in Europe had progressed to a spectacle of humanity where the irish were living in the dirt, couldn't even invent a fricking wheel or learn how to till the earth.
Fricking embarrassing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England because you tards had jumped into the fricking ocean when the Romans left your asses. You couldn't even beat off the Norse. The israelites funded your "Empire" and you think that you're hot shit? You're nothing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England because you tards had jumped into the fricking ocean when the Romans left your asses
Anon, I...
St Patrick was a Briton, he brought Christianity to Ireland, not the other way around.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And ireland was the main heart of main island conversations.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England
You are so irish and fricked up you have your own heroes shit all backward.
That guy brought christianity TO ireland FROM england.
He was english you idiot.
Christianity was already well developed in england via constantines rule
Fricking moron man
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England because you tards had jumped into the fricking ocean when the Romans left your asses
Anon, I...
St Patrick was a Briton, he brought Christianity to Ireland, not the other way around.
>wewuz st patrick
holy fricking cope
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Without Ireland, English frickheads would be nothing and still shagging sheep in swamps.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>getting oppressed by sheep shaggers from the swamp
not a good look
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It’s hilarious how such a proud independent Ireland is having to rely on the British navy to protect their waters from Russian probing because they’re too gutless to build their own military.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is this what britgays tell themselves? You homosexuals are 51st state. America and NATO protects Ireland, not you homosexuals.
But Ireland has its own military and beat you. So frick off.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The Irish gave up, the bongoloids didn't lose, they still own northern Ireland
>Even now, mutts who's great great grandmother let a mick nut in them 200 years ago larp as IRA fighters
Ngubu and Mahmud are the REAL Hibernians, not those cringe plastic paddy Americans.
They complain about this all the fricking time. They make a bigger deal out of this sideshow to the English Civil Wars than it actually was. If they were going to complain this much they should have just fought harder
India is a really weird place. On one hand they have achieved remarkably lot in the arts, sciences, metallurgy etc. The mughal empire was the wealthiest country in the world at one point. On the other hand, you have the appalling hygiene standards, female infanticide, low trust society full of scammers etc.
Wait is this really what that execution method was like? I always assumed it was more like you were tied to the side of the canon and then the sudden motion of the recoil was enough to kill you. Like from brain damage from 200g's of acceleration.
Genuinely never understood why this execution method is treated as some great colonial crime against humanity. It genuinely looks more humane (quick and likely painless) than most execution methods today.
People are very very stupid
That's why lethal injection (which fails like half the time) is somehow a ok but firing squad isn't
for me, it would have to be guillotine. if it was weighted and just went clean through, it has to one of the most painless ways to go
they're okay with it because they can make the drugs used to administer it near impossible to acquire through outside pressure and thus slow down executions to a trickle without having to actually win legislative battle. It's why they put up such a fight when that one state used asphyxiation via gas even though it's widely known to be by far the most painless way to kill a person, because nitrogen gas is cheap as frick and easy to get a hold of
They want the prisoners to suffer that's why they don't want better and/or more painless killing methods
Lethal injection is so creepy, I hate it.
Public executions were meant to be spectacles for most of human history. The quiet and private execution of the accused is a very recent thing.
It is not even a uniquely British thing. They simply adopted the practice that had been used in India before they were even in charge of the place.
Which is precisely how we conquered it so easily
>Hindu Princely States are basically a proto-Holy Roman Empire-esque confederation centralised in Delhi
>Muslims conquers India forming the Delhi Sultanate and enforce strict Sharia law
>Mughal Empire conquers the Delhi Sultanate, relaxes Sharia and lets Hindu Princely States enforce their own laws and religions
>East India Company conquers the Mughal Empire, tries enforcing British values
>East India Company dissolved by the British Empire, gives up on enforcing British values, allows the Hindu Princely States to enforce their own laws and religions again
>British Empire dissolves the Empire of India, transfers power to the Republic of India
>Republic of India dissolves the Hindu Princely States
Literally every time a jeet complains about "Britishers" (ignoring the fricking moronation by calling Britons "Britishers" when a Britisher is explicitly a citizen of a British Dependency, i.e. a fricking Indian and not a white person), it's their own laws and customs that THREE separate Empires allowed them to practice that they are complaining about
I suppose it is a case of whataboutism but, people attack the British for stuff like OP and yet the same people never bring up how the British ended stuff like Sati and tried to prevent female infanticide.
>likely painless
anon, they are gonna set a canon off, that is gonna blast through his stomach and liver...that is not gonna be painless.
>about colonial Britain?
If you mean specifically india. Well not ironic, the ghandi movie is the best, pure fricking KINO too
>The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen.[1]
So fricking angry cool shit like this will never be seen in my lifetime. Cartel and ISIS executions ain't shit.
What's the difference? Afghanis and Saudis etc. do public beheadings. Just move there.
as the current world order breaks down, the pressure from human rights groups to stop third word cultchas from doing things like this will end
I'll give it 5 years before we have a video of some village rapist getting strapped to a howitzer
>that is not gonna be painless.
as someone familiar with firearm and high pressure injection injuries it'll hurt a lot for the blink of an eye
cannon executions used blank cartridges most of the time, which is why the high pressure injection injury part is relevant here
if the method is performed correctly, all major organs have their functions instantly terminated resulting in instant death
there is no guillotine "head stays alive" time either, because the blood vessels in the neck are not crushed - due to the sudden total annihilation of the all major organs, blood pressure in the head becomes negative and blood flows out rapidly
it's a visually brutal execution method, but it is more humane and reliable than standard "shot to the heart" firing squads
>it's a visually brutal execution method
after reading this
I am actually genuinely curious to see it now.
Probbaly a bit too traditional for a faces of death so I doubt there is one on the internet.
Need /misc/ gays to indoctrinate the muzzies to give it a go for teh lulz on the next unbeliever.
We will probably live to see it revived in the muslim vs hindu indian race war
>as someone familiar with firearm and high pressure injection injuries it'll hurt a lot for the blink of an eye
And long will it hurt for someone who's not familiar?
Do you morons think anyone is going to survive having their entire torso vaporized? You already pass out from blood loss to the brain within seconds if someone stabs your aorta; this execution would straight up delete every single vein/aorta/artery you have in your body, your brain would shut off immediately (not to mention the extreme knock-out tier concussion from the cannon blast)
>And they did it withotu complaining or violence. I wonder why?
>without complaining
homie Ireland's entire national identity is constantly complaining about British rule
>That is bullshit though. ireland still has their culture, culture they have had for 1000+ years.
They absolutely do not, the influence of the British era is inescapable in Ireland, they're as thoroughly colonized as Mexico or Peru were by Spain. Irish culture exists, but it is not the "PURE GAELIC CELTIC" culture you think it is. Ireland's purely Gaelic past is now as distant from them as Mexico's purely Aztec past is.
>quick and likely painless
You are clearly moronic.
People are outraged by the waste of good gunpowder. No Indian is worth a full charge from a 6-pounder.
It was a religious thing that prevented proper burial
you're blowing them into a red mist it's not the most dignified thing
>death by cannon
I concur, when I first saw the image my thought was it was just a normal cart where they tie him up to the wheels, then have ahorse pull the cart and spin him round and round along the road until he dies. That's a much painful way to die.
You can't bury an exploded corpse.
cleaning that cannon would be a b***h
That's what low caste pajeets are for.
Prevents a proper burial and your bits are eaten by vultures and other animals. For Muslims in particular it’s a particularly fearful end. The British adopted it from the natives, it was introduced to India by the Mughals.
Zulu by far
maybe if they'd done this more they could get jeets to poo in loo
Lmao did they really strap homies to a cannon and let it rip?
Yes, the intent was to make them freak out about the afterlife because they were being denied a proper burial and their body was completely desecrated.
The cannon execution method was invented by the Mughals when they conquered India and the British appropriated it.
More than that lmao
>The infuriated British garrison engaged in a surge of violence against the local population of Cawnpore, including looting and burning of houses, with the justification that none of the local noncombatants had done anything to stop the massacre.[3][18] Brigadier General Neill, who took the command at Cawnpore, immediately began a program of swift and vicious drumhead military justice (culminating in summary execution) for any sepoy rebel captured from the city who was unable to prove he was not involved in the massacre. Rebels confessing to or believed to be involved in the massacre were forced to lick the floor of the Bibighar compound, after it had been wetted with water by low caste people, while being whipped.[19] The sepoys were then religiously disgraced by being forced to eat (or force fed) beef (if Hindu) or pork (if Muslim). The Muslim sepoys were sewn into pig skins before being hanged, and low-caste street sweepers were employed to execute the high caste Brahmin rebels to add additional religious disgrace to their punishment.
it's important to use a firm hand
It's not even that firm when they do stuff much worse on purpose
What are they eating
You know.
imagine the smell
this was done because a bunch of poo rebels killed hundreds of british women and children
people will just say they shouldn't have been there in the first place but remember with that line of thinking it works both ways
>The rebel sepoys executed the four surviving male hostages from Fatehghar, one of them a 14-year-old boy. But they refused to obey the order to kill women and the other children. Some of the sepoys agreed to remove the women and children from the courtyard when Tatya Tope threatened to execute them for dereliction of duty. Nana Sahib left the building because he didn't want to be a witness to the unfolding massacre.
>The British women and children were ordered to come out of the assembly rooms but they refused to do so and clung to one another. They barricaded themselves in, tying the door handles with clothing. At first around twenty rebel soldiers opened fire from the outside of the Bibighar, firing through holes in the boarded windows. The soldiers that were supposed to fire the next round were disturbed by the scene and discharged their shots into the air. Soon after, upon hearing the screams and groans inside, the rebel soldiers threw down their weapons and declared that they were not going to kill any more women and children.
>An angry Begum Hussaini Khanum denounced the sepoys' act as cowardice and asked her aide to finish the job of killing the captives. Her lover hired butchers, who murdered the captives with cleavers, leaving when all the captives had been killed. However a few women and children had managed to survive by hiding under the dead bodies. It was agreed that the bodies of the victims would be thrown down a dry well by some sweepers. The next morning the rebels arrived to dispose of the bodies and found three women who were still alive and also three children aged between four and seven years old . The surviving women were cast into the well by the sweepers, who had also been told to strip the corpses. The sweepers then threw the three little boys into the well one at a time, the youngest first. Some victims, among them small children, were therefore buried alive in a heap of butchered corpses. None survived.
That's pretty fricking cruel
And a reminder that when the shitjeets gained independance in 1947, one of the first things they did was remove the memorial to the massacre victims.
And start installing statues commemorating Nana Sahib, their noble rebel hero. Someone they continue to build monuments to today.
While we tear down statues of our great figures because they made a brownoid cry one time, Indians and other thirdies are openly venerating their heroes who gleefully engaged in mass child massacres.
They are so subhuman that they started butchering each other when the brits let.
We shouldn't have left peacfully we should have blitz the whole fricking place
Sounds like you're a bunch of gays and the jeets are based as frick
lmao if you're white then your own spineless liberal countrymen are doing the exact same pussy shit.
If you're not white, frick off down that rotten mudhole you crawled out of you repugnant subhuman.
>if you're white you're a homosexual
>if you're not white you're a homosexual
Merry Christmas you moronic homosexual
pretty obvious brown hands typed that post
Not much different than nigs here glorifying the child killer Nat Turner
How do you manage "people" like this?
in the daily standup how else
>and low-caste street sweepers were employed to execute the high caste Brahmin rebels to add additional religious disgrace to their punishment.
Based?
Modern brits are such a disgrace to their based ancestors
Britain was doomed when WW1 killed off most of their ruling class, it's been in a death spiral since then
I wonder what they would think about modern britain with these street shitters everywhere and shitter pm
Possibly one of the most based things ever recorded in the annals of history
A challenger appears:
>Am I not rather deserving of praise for the moderation which marked my proceedings? Consider the situation in which the victory at Plassey had placed me. A great prince was dependent on my pleasure; an opulent city lay at my mercy, its richest bankers bid against each other for my smiles; I walked through vaults which were thrown open to me alone, piled on either hand with gold and israeliteels! Mr. Chairman, at this moment I stand astonished at my own moderation!
>Robert Clive after having been paid the equivalent of 18 million pounds in todays money personally to kill the rival to the Jagat Seth bankers, on top of the 130 million pounds to the company, and transferring all the loot home in 100 ships.
the age of sail was fricking kino
back then all you needed was a small loan for a boat, and you could literally just find some uncontacted tribe in SEA and become a king.
Pic very much related.
how is this compared to the original?
You mean the man who would be king?
Both are kino, but it's a very different story, but quite close to the truth.
I'd recommend downing some G&T's and watching it a warm evening.
devilish
We'd do the same today if it weren't for the laws imposed upon us.
There’s no devilishness quite like Anglos are capable of
>British response to innocent British children being massacred by shitskins: 1967
>British response to innocent British children being massacred by shitskins: 2017
>"....So dooooon't look baaack in angerrrrr....."
>1967
1857* obviously
What was the exact point Brits stopped being based, ww2 maybe ?
Suez 1956, thanks to YOU.
Did we also force you to nationalize your industries, destroying them in slow motion? Force you to make shitty boring B&W movies about drunk welsh coalminers? Force you to import shitskins? Force you to give the soviets cutting edge jet engine designs? Force you to keep rationing in place until 1952?
Fricks sake, take responsibility for your awful choices post-WW2.
neither of you did anything or will do anything, you both are born to this world with in the 90s at the earliest stop acting as if you have any say at all. talking about soviets and world war 2, fricking embarassing
Thanks to you. A true empire doesn't need a permit to project power.
End of WW2 after kicking out Churchill after he won the war for those morons.
And by win I mean stem the bleeding while the USA does all the work.
WW1 ruined Britain socially & culturally. Which planted the seeds of economic decline.
WW2 bathed those seeds with miracle-gro.
i have a theory that all the hot, intelligent, based brits left the UK in the 18th and 19th century to seed the british empire. the only ones left were the ugly cowards who were too scared to venture forth. this culminated in WWII when the brits proved they'd lost all power in europe and relied on America and the soviets to bail them out.
Queen Victoria was the empire, it rose and fell with her
The Queen didn’t do shit, it was all her ministers, primarily Gladstone and Lord Salisbury with some help from some very singular figures like Randolph Churchill, Joseph Chamberlain, Cecil Rhodes, etc. They may have been as unscrupulous as politicians are now but all the same we will never see their like again. It has been said not unjustly that most of the colonies acquired by Britain weren’t really just for pure plunder or the love of conquest per se but to 1. Piss off the French and later on 2. To protect the Suez Canal which generated way more money than could be extracted in taxes from countries so poor now they wouldn’t be worth conquering just to liquidate for cash so imagine how poor they were back then. Once the French no longer presented a threat and Britain had bankrupted herself basically twice in one lifetime they really had no reason to hang on to colonies anymore once they became more liabilities than assets, and so it shouldn’t be a surprise either that the one they actually fought a physical battle over until the very end was the Suez Canal
Lol god dam British empire was awesome
>was
how's that working out for you chuddy boy
I'm not British, how is it working out worshipping an ugly flag to justify your cope of being raped as a kid and spreading your disease before you die of aids
>Learning about the local religions to make your punishments more humiliating.
Dangerously based
Looks like a wheeled toilet he's pulling behind him because of how much he shits
the ultimate pajeet humiliation ritual
For me it's
this is why i stopped eating curries and kebabs, god damn
As a British man I speak for us all when I say I'm so sorry for our colonial past. We were wrong and monstrous. Nothing excuses what we did.
The biggest crime the British did was teaching India English. The internet suffers for it.
>britain is so racist
>... No I won't leave your racist country
As a British man I’m not sorry, back then we had honour and glory and heroic courage. WE’RE NOT SORRY
Idgaf about something I have no responsibility for, let alone wouldn’t be born within the generations that caused it. Frick off.
funny, because if you actually read what people in the past said, you'll see time and time again how they instantly preferred colonial rule to the failed shitholes they lived in before
>"this reprimand did much honour to the English, and it must be acknowledged, to the honor of these strangers, that their conduct in war and battle is worthy of admiration, just as, on the other hand, nothing is more becoming than their behavior to an enemy, whetherin the heat of action, or in the pride of success and victory."
That's from Ghulam Hussein, who hated the British and believed they wrecked his country.
In general the Indians flocked to colonial settlements, where there was a semblance of order and discipline. The bankers instantly went over to the British when they first arrived, allowing them access to the main monetary artery of India, because they just absolutely abhorred the endless series of increasingly corrupt and incompetent monarchs.
The British could never have conquered India, without help from within, which they got because 99% of Indians are incompetent trash, which the 1% absolutely despise.
Well I gotta thank my ancestors for figuring out how to stick together post colonial India and getting nukes and being self sufficient enough to not have to listen to such drivel on our land
I'm not sorry, if anything we're only guilty of failing to tame India
>that awful english
seething streetshitter for sure
The irony is the language they're forced to use. They can't win
Seems like a waste of a canon ball if you ask me.
You could probably retrieve it
>You could probably redeem it
ftfy
Pajeets are such whiney homosexuals. Cromwell did this to 100,000 Irishmen and you don't see them complaining about it? Meanwhile, one or two pajeets get correctly executed for crimes and they whine for fricking ever.
It's almost like the media gaslighting is leading to nothing but brown victim complexes
Exactly. Irish are the most oppressed people and they're now all super rich and winning because they're innately superior. And they never complain about their shit hand. They just stood up and got on with their life.
Ireland is only rich on paper because they're a corporate tax shelter masquerading as a nation state.
Not like your nation state, I'm sure, right?
Anyways, back to grown ups talking. Ireland had things so much worse than India and beats them by every metric. And they did it withotu complaining or violence. I wonder why?
>Ireland
>without violence
This has to be a troll
All the anti-white shills show up at the same time.
What nation are you from then?
What are you?
>say something flagrantly idiotic
>get called a moron
>IT'S LE SHILLS
2016 ruined this website
Still can't say where you're from, can you?
>Not like your nation state, I'm sure, righ
Yes, unironically
>And they did it withotu complaining
Lmao as if
>Ireland
>no violence or complaining
lmao the cope. You become stooges of globohomosexual kalergism and you think you're "winning". Oh it's sad to fricking see.
What country are you from that's safe from globalism? That's what I thought.
That's actual moron cope. Irish fought a fricking war of independence damn near in living memory. They were a brutalized colonial island. Literally unheard of even being properly unified until colonial english came. Yet you complete accept and not only defend the destruction of such heavily sought after freedom. You fricking stooge animal.
I accept your concession Amerifat
The usual low effort response.
Still can't say where you're from, eh? I'm a proud white Irishman, unlike you.
>They were a brutalized colonial island
lol fricking wat
Is this irish propaganda.
The more recent concept of anglo colonialism was outright conceived by walter raleigh while fighting the irish wars for Elizabeth I. And what in the frick do you call the complete annihilation of gaelic culture, and will for the foreseeable future, speak english in ireland is today? I'm not even anti-colonialism you people are just unobjective and fricking morons.
Gaelic is taught in every Irish school, even in the North, you moronic Amerifat. And we never whine about "colonialism" because we aren't communists or trannies.
lmao like that changes anything. You all speak english. And still do.
I'm a fricking mutt with no history or people. That's the issue. I'm ambivalent to america's collapse but people like you watching your pure bred people and culture collapse and cope? That's fricking pathetic. Keep posting about amerifats as you boil you moron, fricking frog.
>ireland still has their culture
>MUH POTOATO Black folk
Ya alright israelite
So you admit you're non-white and we're supposed to listen to you? Why?
I didn't say that. Like most american whites I'm an amalgamation of Europeans. But I have zero fricking culture or a "people". Again, why do you cope and deflect?
If you're this evasive, it's obvious you're not white.
>evasive
>literally admits everything to make a point
Fricking homosexuals on this board I swear.
Please be quiet as the white people talk, scum.
>I'm so fricking inbred I'm white
lol. It's cute cope but it's just unbecoming. I hope you do this kind of avoidance in your day to day life.
Here' in Ireland we know what to do with non-white Americans and the like. We beat the shit out of you and steal your money. Go eat a burger and a bullet Amerifart
Ireland is in 7th place in the OECD in terms of the share of immigrants in its population, with the foreign-born accounting for 17% of the total population. 46% of them arrived in the last 5 years
lmao
Yes, and the white ones are mostly English, Welsh, Scottish, French, and German. There are also some white Swiss, etc.
Then there are non-whites like Brazilians, Poles, etc. We let them clean our shit and other unclean work. Try again Amerishart.
The boiling frog's usual cope. I remember bong posters 14 years ago saying it's just poles and other euros.
> English, Welsh, Scottish, French, and German.
Also fricking lmao at giving me shit over being all of those while out the other side of your mouth saying theyre fine in your country.
I never said legal immigration wasn't okay. I'm not some moron Amerishart who has to LARP as a white man and has a fricking meltdown because a Mexican with the same color skin reminds him of that.
>"Oh noes!!!!! A different type of white is in my country!!!!!!!!!!!I MUST HATE THEM!!!!)
= the average Amerifrick "thought." Perfect non-white mental process in action.
What in the frick are you on about now.
>mexicans are like white americans
What crack are you smoking with your mental gymnastics and outright cope. I know it's thrown around but you are making up stupid fricking strawmans and coping. I'm disgusted by you and am glad I found out my ancestors are scotch-irish not actual potatoes.
There are no white Americans. Just mutts like you who LARP. DURR me ancesties r duh plantation scots
You're a fricking half Mexican half black all mixed race israeli nothing.
lmao. You're more moronic and ignorant than me. I know more about your country than you do of mine. That's fricking pathetic. Are you snorting nothing but israelite larping stormgay memes?
>t.
>DURR me ancesties r duh plantation scots
300 years later and my people are still ruining papist morons.
Non-white chest thumping.
>act like a butthurt moron
>mad when people point it out
No one but a total weak homosexual would b***h about muh plantations. It's Black person behavior I expect here in the states.
How did I b***h about anything? You were bragging about being a fricking British invader. Frick off you chimp. Amerisharts are so predictably dumb. Next you'll probably be saying" Hurr you don't matter no one cares becuz ur yuro."
You belittled me and tried so hard to get under my skin. All I had to do was imply I was something and you went got asshurt.
You misunderstood Yank. Youre a non white. No one cares.
>Like most american whites I'm an amalgamation of Europeans. But I have zero fricking culture or a "people".
You're either dumb or larping.
Are you dumb? I've heard tons of DNA tests now and few people are purebred anything. And there's no "american" culture.
>complete annihilation of gaelic culture
That is bullshit though. ireland still has their culture, culture they have had for 1000+ years.
They also speak irish AND english, same with wales/welsh.
The only differences is that irish are weak willed potato Blacks and seeing any sort of attack on britain would first go to the weakest link, ireland itself is that weak link and any attacking force would mean that they then have a consistent garrison on that island. It has always been important for english interests to keep control of ireland for defensive purposes, even if the land and people itself/themselves are useless.
Where the pajeet lands was a source of wealth, mainly from spices and cheap labour, ireland itself had no such use as there is no resources there and the people are lazy potato Black folk.
Ireland formed 51-80% of the "British" military, depending on the time period. Frick off Amerifat moron.
>Ireland formed 51-80% of the "British" military
Keep telling yourself that paddy.
You think we left you to do work, you cant even be trusted to plant potatoes you fricking moron.
>Without Ireland,
You think backward cavemen tier morons like the irish is the reason why england conquered the world...
Fricking morons man
English had to teach irish EVERYTHING. from Irrigation and agriculture,to how to make a fricking wheel.
Ireland created literally nothing, they were hunter gather tier morons living off dead land for all time.
Then english came and taught them how to be human.
There is a reason people call irish Black folk.
Like africans, where all other people had progressed to high civilizations, the Black was still living in the dirt.
Same with the irish. Every other country in Europe had progressed to a spectacle of humanity where the irish were living in the dirt, couldn't even invent a fricking wheel or learn how to till the earth.
Fricking embarrassing.
St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England because you tards had jumped into the fricking ocean when the Romans left your asses. You couldn't even beat off the Norse. The israelites funded your "Empire" and you think that you're hot shit? You're nothing.
>St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England because you tards had jumped into the fricking ocean when the Romans left your asses
Anon, I...
St Patrick was a Briton, he brought Christianity to Ireland, not the other way around.
And ireland was the main heart of main island conversations.
>St. Patrick had to bring the true religion to England
You are so irish and fricked up you have your own heroes shit all backward.
That guy brought christianity TO ireland FROM england.
He was english you idiot.
Christianity was already well developed in england via constantines rule
Fricking moron man
>wewuz st patrick
holy fricking cope
Without Ireland, English frickheads would be nothing and still shagging sheep in swamps.
>getting oppressed by sheep shaggers from the swamp
not a good look
It’s hilarious how such a proud independent Ireland is having to rely on the British navy to protect their waters from Russian probing because they’re too gutless to build their own military.
Is this what britgays tell themselves? You homosexuals are 51st state. America and NATO protects Ireland, not you homosexuals.
But Ireland has its own military and beat you. So frick off.
The Irish gave up, the bongoloids didn't lose, they still own northern Ireland
>Never complain about their shit hand
Hilarious, nice joke.
The Irish do almost nothing but complain about the English
Sure they do sars. Sure.
Are you Irish?
>and you don't see them complaining about it?
Lamo Black person are you serious? That's the core part of Irish identity
Even now, mutts who's great great grandmother let a mick nut in them 200 years ago larp as IRA fighters, regardless of what country they're in
>Even now, mutts who's great great grandmother let a mick nut in them 200 years ago larp as IRA fighters
Ngubu and Mahmud are the REAL Hibernians, not those cringe plastic paddy Americans.
They complain about this all the fricking time. They make a bigger deal out of this sideshow to the English Civil Wars than it actually was. If they were going to complain this much they should have just fought harder
>SIRS!!!
>DO NOT REDEEM!!!
reminder that indians are terrified of dogs
Makes me feel proud to be British tbh
The costumes
if you wanted anything objective or even vaguely rotten in fact avoid bollywood movies
>whites invade another country and rip it of its resources think there will be no consequences
Ahh a tale as old as time
Isn't Britian 60% pajeet??
frick the british, they didnt finish the job and end the poos
>point me to the shitskin country that Sweden invaded
Finland
Poland
RRR
That one indian movie.
the Patriot
pajeet being that tall is the most inaccurate part.
Ccp shill, don't engage
not a movie but based anyway
Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rajasthan Hour 3!
whats the point of this, seems like a waste of time and money
just behead him, hang him, shoot him with a rifle
They had to be made examples of because they massacred a load of women and children.
India is a really weird place. On one hand they have achieved remarkably lot in the arts, sciences, metallurgy etc. The mughal empire was the wealthiest country in the world at one point. On the other hand, you have the appalling hygiene standards, female infanticide, low trust society full of scammers etc.
why did they make the paki so light skin?
This entire thread and no one points out this is a Paki museum (and make him super light skinned caste)
Wait is this really what that execution method was like? I always assumed it was more like you were tied to the side of the canon and then the sudden motion of the recoil was enough to kill you. Like from brain damage from 200g's of acceleration.
no they want it to splatter your body
>What's the best movie about colonial Britain?
The Man Who Would Be King
British Sit Kino
le cringe
le homosexual
Wouldn’t they just fly into the air fully intact? Or does the heat of the cannonball cook the body?
why don't they just rope this guy's face into The barrel of the cannon. pretty sure that's even harder to survive.