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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking analogy andy
    I hate when homosexuals do this, I once had a guy talk to me about how life is like a video game, and psychedelic drugs are the mods for real life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man I love psychedelics but I hate when people say shit like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s because youre deeply insecure and take baby doses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is a real dose for mushrooms? I've taken up to 4g

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            7g, and they have to be dried right you moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why am I a moron? All the mushrooms I've done have been dried and the stuff I have access to now is in a dry ground-up form almost like a powder

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why am I a moron?
                Well I don’t know you too good but usually it’s a genetic thing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a smart guy anon

                My friend gave me 3g and I forgot how to piss and thought I was covered in fleas.

                I've done 3-4g and felt fricked up but I never lost touch with reality. The pissing thing I could see though. I don't really want to do mushrooms again unless i have a girl with me that I can frick because it always makes me feel horny and "cuddly". I know that sounds gay but it's true and then when I have no one to touch it feels bad

                >thought I was covered in fleas
                You were anon, you were.

                lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fricking on mushrooms
                youll have whiskey dick like never before. good luck finishing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit you are fricking dumb. banged my ex on shrooms and made her cum repeatedly before blowing a VERY satisfying load inside - thought I was a centaur rampaging through a village taking the women as I pleased.

                You have never taken shrooms.

                do you also call up breweries/distilleries before drinking?
                >"uh yes, hello... I just wanted to double check how much I'm allowed to drink, thanks"
                lmfao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >know you too good
                it well you moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How do you take mushrooms?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You chew and swaller em anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                easy way is to chop them up or grind them, put into a shot glass and fill with orange juice. let it sit 5 mins or so and then just do it like a normal shot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I used to snack on them as they were but I tried tea once and liked it. I almost exclusively make tea for proper trips now.
                Powderise and use a tea sieve to let it sit there in hot tea for a few minutes. Squeeze some lemon juice in.
                >Not as distasteful
                >Fast-acting since liquid absorbs better
                >Peak hits harder
                >Zero nausea
                Sometimes I still do snack on them normally with lower amounts if I just wanna chill while smoking weed and not have it blow my mind but rather shift the mood a little.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My friend gave me 3g and I forgot how to piss and thought I was covered in fleas.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >thought I was covered in fleas
              You were anon, you were.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wow doing drugs sounds really fun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mycologist recommended no more than 2.5g.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why not?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is this the stupid weak baby general thread??

                For the first trip obviously, morons.
                If you take a hero dose the first time without knowing how you react to mushrooms you might have an immensely horrible trip and ruin the drug for yourself for good. Many such cases now, preaching anti-shroom propaganda.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Youre being a baby about it, just take a real dose and stop being so timid. You’ll have a bad time either way if you’re so pusillanimous about it. I guarantee it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you read my post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Allow me to reiterate:
                >Youre being a baby about it, just take a real dose and stop being so timid. You’ll have a bad time either way if you’re so pusillanimous about it. I guarantee it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is this the stupid weak baby general thread??

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >has to consult a mycologist
              lmao... you're a gay and so is your homosexual myc**togist. webm rel is both of u

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have never taken shrooms.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you have to take a class about mushrooms at the adult learning center or you haven’t “really” taken shrooms
                Was it a shitty boomer joke or just run of the mill delusion?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have no public profile on Cinemaphile.
                You don't have an e-peen here. Why are you doing this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People like you deserve to be called morons, your actions alone merit it. I’m more like a traffic cop than anything here anon, and you’re Rodney king.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you on about?
                Are you just using my posts as blank slates to project whatever the hell you want into so you can have an arguement with yourself?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >post formatting
                Hi Chang

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Right

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            little over 4g was the highest ive done and it was pretty tame. i enjoy all trips but ive never had these crazy experiences people talk about on these medium doses

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Let me guess anon, you either take SSRIs or don’t know what dried means. Probably both. Idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                idk what youre talking about. grow my own my man. are you implying i dried them incorrectly?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >are you implying i dried them incorrectly?
                Yes, that’s what the post said. You probably grew them poorly as well. And again, your psych meds are going to mute the effects even further.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I've never had any crazy experiences but I have hallucinated a little bit, nothing crazy.

              Let me guess anon, you either take SSRIs or don’t know what dried means. Probably both. Idiot.

              idk what youre talking about. grow my own my man. are you implying i dried them incorrectly?

              He's just being a dick because he feels some kind of superiority complex about being a drug expert lmao

              >fricking on mushrooms
              youll have whiskey dick like never before. good luck finishing

              I got hard during those times no problem

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >answer anons question
                >somehow that means I’m a dick
                Yeah maybe if you took more than baby doses you would’ve killed off your timid, moronic ego by now. Idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be a dick in every reply
                >get called a dick
                >seethe about it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >being helpful is being a dick
                Did you have a traumatic childhood or something anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't been helpful. Now go take your SSRIs. Idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anons pitching a literal fit over being given advice
                You are like a baby

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ever done salvia?
              >take big rip of 100x
              >exhale
              >start shrinking
              >can't stop
              >shrink down into the carpet fibers
              >they're now the size of redwoods
              >start exploring
              >find fibers that are crisscrossed like pic related
              >forms an absolutely black portal
              >decide to enter
              >it's a very long tunnel
              >see red pinpoint of light at end
              >head towards it
              >pinpoint gets bigger as I approach
              >red light has texture to it
              >get even closer
              >it's a giant red stage curtain
              >trip plays out just like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMr7NUqEzVc
              >I'm in fricking toontown now
              >spend the rest of the trip getting into slapstick shenanigans with Bugs Bunny, Goofy and Daffy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick, link's borked

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My buddy said smoking salvia was like “watching the whole room get pulled thru the eye of a needle while a clown sat next to me”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your buddy is right. Shit's fun.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty accurate I'd say. First time I did it my buddy and I had a group trip.
                >take our hits
                >room quickly becomes bottomless pit
                >we fall for like "15 minutes, dude, seriously!"
                >wallpaper transitions into spaceship bulkheads
                >finally land in the trash compactor from Star Wars
                >we start freaking out
                >walls closing in
                >there's a loud BANG as the DS1's sliding door gets kicked in
                >Osama Bin Laden comes barging in wielding a pistol
                >threatening us and yelling in derka derka
                >our brains overload and melt
                >we're sober now
                >Bin Laden was just our other buddy in a mask with an airsoft pistol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Bin Laden was just our other buddy in a mask with an airsoft pistol

                god why are kids so fricking dumb . you should treat it with reverence

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, salvia is basically poison. It’s not sacred poison though. Just fun poison. Grow up already, throw out your hacky sack, throw out all your crystals, take a bath, and grow up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >salvia
                >fun
                lmao k

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having a bad time on salvia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats interesting. Ive done it a few times way back but nothing over 30 or 40x or something. My friends sister did 100x and said the exact same thing about sitting next to a clown

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My buddy said smoking salvia was like “watching the whole room get pulled thru the eye of a needle while a clown sat next to me”

                Pretty accurate I'd say. First time I did it my buddy and I had a group trip.
                >take our hits
                >room quickly becomes bottomless pit
                >we fall for like "15 minutes, dude, seriously!"
                >wallpaper transitions into spaceship bulkheads
                >finally land in the trash compactor from Star Wars
                >we start freaking out
                >walls closing in
                >there's a loud BANG as the DS1's sliding door gets kicked in
                >Osama Bin Laden comes barging in wielding a pistol
                >threatening us and yelling in derka derka
                >our brains overload and melt
                >we're sober now
                >Bin Laden was just our other buddy in a mask with an airsoft pistol

                >salvia
                >fun
                lmao k

                Imagine having a bad time on salvia

                What the frick is salvia

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the stuff that comes out of your mouth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anons ISP doesn’t get google
                Third world or just poor or both?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I only read stuff on Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, and Cinemaphile. I don’t use my son’s iPad for anything else

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >4g is his max
            lmao... 3.5g was my typical "normal" dose, but it is absolutely not braggable as the most you can tolerate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            4.5 fricked me up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think 3.5-4gs is typically a real trip. 2gs is mild, and 6-7 is a 'heroic dose.'

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what is it when u take 12g and your thoughts seem like projections from an outside entity that you have to actively eject from your mind so they don't gain full control of your faculties?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At 12gs you were lucid enough to even fight it? I wouldn't even know what a brain is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          7g

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            7g should give you a pretty thorough experience, yes.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I took 9g and I had no hallucinations or anything, I just compulsively thought about how my father is a wonderful person and how unjust it is that he will die one day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You either take psych meds or don’t know what dried means. Probably both. Idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literal moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >life is like a video game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People said he made that ironically but I don't believe it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I once had a guy talk to me about how life is like a video game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are these children? If so they get a pass for being cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the guy on the left has a chinstrap, I don't think that's a kid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the guy on the left has a chinstrap, I don't think that's a kid

          The guy on the left is a comedian. I don't remember his name.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fellowship

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is Saruman or Sauron in this analogy though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Saruman
      The GoP
      >Sauron
      Trump.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are people who are obsessed with politics so unbelievably in denial and stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Saruman
      Jews

      >Sauron
      George Soros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doja cat and cardi b

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can only see and explain the world through pop culture lenses
    I'd give them credit for not using Harry Potter for the billionth time but then I remember Rowling isn't as insane as them, so now they resent her

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get it. He's cringy but he knows that's how young people speak, so I don't blame him WHOLEY. But still, what the frick.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn’t even use a Star Trek reference?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are leftoid tweets always like
    >this [upcoming election]? it's [pop culture reference] okay, sweaty? we literally need to defeat [evil character] like we're [good character], okay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      denazification really messed with their heads on a trans-generational scale

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's some voice impressions of half-life guns I did when I was bored
    >HL1 pistol
    https://vocaroo.com/2RVMRqBk72O

    >HL1 magnum
    https://vocaroo.com/7S3jH8qwQxU

    >Missile launcher
    https://voca.ro/30zFYdUx3HJ

    >HL1 crossbow
    https://vocaroo.com/kcmYmwU2bey

    >HL1 gauss
    https://vocaroo.com/hjBBPJBK1Ry

    >Med pickup
    https://vocaroo.com/3YSRCYzzQhY

    >Weapon select
    https://voca.ro/gMmJb1ciUah

    >
    HL2
    >HL2 crossbow
    https://vocaroo.com/1h0RGeoABCZ4
    https://vocaroo.com/1HyG32OrjJyU

    >HL2 pistol
    https://vocaroo.com/1gVUkfbUg7Xv

    >HL2 magnum
    https://vocaroo.com/1b0NEIQYKyty

    >HL2 pulse rifle
    https://vocaroo.com/1dJjPQmqjQ2G

    >HL2 shotgun
    https://vocaroo.com/1hCAZviY4DyS
    https://vocaroo.com/15UITq15csrd

    >Ragdoll noises
    https://voca.ro/120ykKEOgvUz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good work, anon. You should have also done the health charger sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JrVrGwGNE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OMG WE LIVE IN A FASCISTIC HELLSCAPE!
    >Dems control house
    >Dems control congress
    >Dems control presidency

    What are they trying to say bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They still argue it's fascist because the fact that the majority doesn't allow them to pass every single law they want means the system is broken.
      Dems fo this all the time. When Nixon won the election the NYT ran piece saying how we should abolish the presidency, the SC got a "conservative" majority and now they want to get rid it.
      Happens all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that democrats dont ever fricking do anything

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >battle of isengard
    did he mean helms deep instead?
    the battle of isengard was just the ents walking and chanting "with doom we come" into an undefended Orthanc because they were all at hems deep

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I took a bunch of DXM in pill form once and was talking to people that weren't there. Look you would see somebody and start having a full on conversation with them thinking they were real, until somebody says "who are you talking to?" and you look back over and the person is gone.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    George Takei is the type of guy that is too dumb to read anything by Plato or Aristotle, but claims the people who actually read and analyse these books are “dumb racists”.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are a buffoon, sir! You are a buffoon! You are a buffoon!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 24 year old high school drop-out with no social life, no car, no friends, and I'm a dish washer. I can't think of a goal or a path for my life. I have no ambition. Will psilocybin give me an answer? A half-answer even? Anything? I've been stagnant since I was a kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you like music, take them. If you don’t, don’t take them. It’s just that easy.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe restore gas prices back to a dollar and not have looming food shortages first before claiming you're the good guys?
    >inb4 Biden isn't responsible for those

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People like George Takei should be exempt from voting

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is how half the country gets its understanding of politics

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don't mutts balkanize if they hate each other so much? seriously, you see them at each other's throats calling for the death of their countrymen at every opportunity, this shit is bizarre

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We’re on our way to that, it takes awhile. Part of it is no one no matter how much they hate each other wants to see ourselves drop below worldwide #1, which we still are even in this gimped state, splitting would mean we’re suddenly nowhere close to top dog. Americans loooove being #1. Huge part of their culture, being the best at shit. Well it used to be anyway.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it isn’t clear. I don’t understand. Why are you talking about LOTR when referring to American politics?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what drugs can I do whilst being on Prozac? do any cool drugs still work? I tried LSD and mushrooms and they didn't work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that works on GABA or dopamine receptors oughta work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what either of these things are, can you list some pls? I want to trip hard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They aren’t psychedelics anon, you’ll have to stop your SSRIs or MOAIs for at least 40 days before you take psychedelics. If you expect them to work anyways.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          research yourself homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take a bunch of modafinil and shrooms at the same time - smoke some weed while you wait for the shrooms to kick in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've been trying to get my hands on modafinil for a year now, no success 🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >checked cursed digits
          haven't looked in awhile, but without a prescription you'll probably have to get it from india through some weird giftcard type transaction. they have little companies that seem to shut down regularly and are replaced by pretty much the same company under a new name. unironically look on reddit - they will probably have info on how.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First and only time I did mushrooms I puked and got stuck in a thought loop and it was spoopy.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cast of LotR is all white. After joining with Sauron, Saruman's robes shimmered with many colors, much like a rainbow. Sauron controls legions of "people" with black skin who want to take over. So if I'm understanding this right, for the midterms the white people need to band together to execute the gays in order to stop the Black folk. Thank you for clearing that up George.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he called clarence thomas a blackface clown lmfao

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bitches here talking big about their "heroic" 7g shitake mushroom dose. when the men refer to gram dosages we are referencing potent strains such as penis envy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry anon, I am too.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >democrats still pretending that they are the good guys

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That homosexual is reddit-incarnate

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He's Sauron!
    >He's Voldemort!
    >This is literally Handsmaid's Tale!
    >He's the Emperor!
    >He's Thanos!
    >He's a Harkonen!
    >He's Hitler!
    >He's the Joker!
    >He's Scar!
    >He's Loki!
    >He's Hades!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the battle of isengaurd
    they couldn't even get this right

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a sense he's right, except the midterms are more like Saruman's effort to steal the ring for himself and dethrone Sauron and become just as bad as him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stare into the void too long
      >The void stares back

      Many such cases.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want for the west to be wiped out so badly I would actually be okay with the entire world being destroyed if it meant all these homosexuals would burn

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