It's cheap, but the sauce is waaay too sweet, I can't eat more than 1-2 slices no matter how hungry I am.
>These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk
I work at Costco and you have no idea how often I have to tell people "we are a wholesale business" they always then start with some sob story about how they live by themselves and only need a little, I then have to in so many words tell them to shop elsewhere if its a problem. I honestly just can't comprehend why people don't understand where they are or how the business is run.
First retail job? There are a depressing amount of customers who just want to talk to you, about anything. I just ended up interrupting their complaining or whatever "script" they were running and ask em if they'd seen any good movies, or something about the local sports team.
>First retail job?
nope. But def the best place I have worked for. > ask em if they'd seen any good movies, or something about the local sports team.
Its mostly the elderly and Asian women I have to explain this to.
>Its mostly the elderly and Asian women
wtf son, lay that pipe in them dusty old yellabones
You'll regret every inch of pipe left unlayed as you grow older
Costco Pizza is great dollar for dollar, not in an absolute sense.
So costco pizza's equivalent would be a mid budget action film that punches above its weightclass in stunts and effects.
Costco pizza is legitimately one of the best values for the money. It shits on every chain pizza place and a lot of local places too. Plus it's $9.99 for a whole pizza big enough to feed a family
All Costco food items are insane value for money, particularly if you live in an area with high cost of living.
The dude demanding that they not raise the price of the hot dogs during the pandemic is based beyond belief.
Cheap and filling, a cop is usually hanging around making sure no one is starting shit, has a sort of cafeteria setting? Yep, I'm thinking Kindergarten Cop
Sams club sucks. You pay a stupid fee for the privilege of running around buying shit that costs almost as much as you can get it at walmart only you have to buy it in bulk at sams. Such a stupid concept. Then they won't even bag your shit for you.
I suspect Costco has an extremely effective social media marketing team. I never hear anyone b***h about the place. So I will.
Look at bagels.
Want bagels? Frick you, you can buy 30 or 0. You see, they doubledip out of your wallet. You pay a premium price for goods, AND you have to purchase more at once: pure revenue.
Costco bagels: minimum 12 for $8.
Franz Everything bagel: minimum 6 for $3.
That's a 25% markup. And double the product sold.
AND they know your fat, stupid American ass is leaving them out too long so 4/12 will grow mold anyway. So you'll end up at Costco just as often as you'd go to Walmart anyway.
Worst of all, the place is frick ugly. If I wanted to hang out in a warehouse, I'd drive a forklift for a living.
These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk because they use the shit so often. May be hard to believe if you’re single and living by yourself but it’s true
>These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk
I work at Costco and you have no idea how often I have to tell people "we are a wholesale business" they always then start with some sob story about how they live by themselves and only need a little, I then have to in so many words tell them to shop elsewhere if its a problem. I honestly just can't comprehend why people don't understand where they are or how the business is run.
>These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk
I work at Costco and you have no idea how often I have to tell people "we are a wholesale business" they always then start with some sob story about how they live by themselves and only need a little, I then have to in so many words tell them to shop elsewhere if its a problem. I honestly just can't comprehend why people don't understand where they are or how the business is run.
>These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk
Maybe at first, but now every Tom, Dick and Harry I talk to can't help but go on and on about how they got such a good deal on 400 lbs of radishes they're never going to finish.
The business model works because Americans are stupid slovenly fricks who hate going to the store (because it's 30 minutes away in their shithole town), love "getting a good deal" (even if it means buying shit they don't need), and BIG THING GOOD.
Don't get me wrong, it's smart. But I'm not about to buy in to the "wholesome Costco glizzy for only a dollar" circlejerk. There's a reason they require a membership card and serve carnival food out front. All image.
>There's a reason they require a membership card and serve carnival food out front. All image.
the membership is the vast majority of the companies profits. Most things they sell are at a very slim margin. One nice thing about the membership is they can revoke it if you choose to steal or be abusive to the employees. They have very little tolerance for either and you get blacklisted at all locations
>the membership is the vast majority of the companies profits
No Costco talks openly in their board room minutes about what the point of the memberships are. They're about exploiting your sunk cost fallacy. >oh I put 120 bucks into my costco card >now I have to go shopping there or it isn't worth it
That's also why the CEO is so resistant to ever discounting memberships (unlike Sam's club). Because he says they've experimented with lowering the price before and it results in members who don't really feel compelled to shop at Costco like people who paid full price.
Like none of what I'm saying is even an educated guess about what Costco is doing. They fricking say this shit talking to shareholders.
>They're about exploiting your sunk cost fallacy.
If you want you can buy a membership, wait 364 days and return it for a full refund. Buy another and repeat the process and never have to keep paying to shop there. Their return policy is bananas
Nah I know plenty of moronic boomers who go there and knowingly buy ten times more than they can use. And there's a pretense of "value" to it but really it's just consoomerism run rogue.
They just like the whole experience. Having to have the membership card, the giant shopping carts, the XXL sizes of everyday things you never see anywhere else, the free samples. It seems to rub any mildly OCD person the right way and triggers a bout of impulsive spending.
last time was at Costco I got a Pepsi, first time I've drank soda in over a decade, that shit tasted like liquid crack, no wonder people get so addicted to it they continue to drink it even after it's rotted their teeth and given them diabetes
Costco 'za is the most overrated 'za ever. It's surprisingly good considering where you're buying it from, but almost any dedicated pizza place mogs it, and it's delusional to pretend otherwise. Only Domino's or Little Caesar's might be worse.
The Meg
Atlantic Rim
James Bond movies
Mark Wahlberg films
But costco pizza is good
anon, nobody out-pizzas the Hut
Yeah I know. What are you trying to say?
Both the meg and the meg 2 are kino
It's good compared to it's price.
It's cheap, but the sauce is waaay too sweet, I can't eat more than 1-2 slices no matter how hungry I am.
First retail job? There are a depressing amount of customers who just want to talk to you, about anything. I just ended up interrupting their complaining or whatever "script" they were running and ask em if they'd seen any good movies, or something about the local sports team.
>First retail job?
nope. But def the best place I have worked for.
> ask em if they'd seen any good movies, or something about the local sports team.
Its mostly the elderly and Asian women I have to explain this to.
>Its mostly the elderly and Asian women
wtf son, lay that pipe in them dusty old yellabones
You'll regret every inch of pipe left unlayed as you grow older
Costco Pizza is great dollar for dollar, not in an absolute sense.
So costco pizza's equivalent would be a mid budget action film that punches above its weightclass in stunts and effects.
I do not like costco pizza. Its flavorless and feels like cardboard
>Fishgays are taking all the good gets
welcome to Janny's World
I want pizza now
Always Sunny.
marvel (pre infinity war e.g. iron man 1, avengers 1). also Black person
Costco pizza is legitimately one of the best values for the money. It shits on every chain pizza place and a lot of local places too. Plus it's $9.99 for a whole pizza big enough to feed a family
it's very mid for pizza. I won't complain if I decide to eat one but I'm not praising it as high cuisine and would only recommend as a last resort
All Costco food items are insane value for money, particularly if you live in an area with high cost of living.
The dude demanding that they not raise the price of the hot dogs during the pandemic is based beyond belief.
Don't forget cheap Kirkland rum, vodka and tequila
When it's actually cooked well I agree
Cheap and filling, a cop is usually hanging around making sure no one is starting shit, has a sort of cafeteria setting? Yep, I'm thinking Kindergarten Cop
>silently shits on every pizza both premade and restaurant made
>5$
The quintessential hot carl. I will eat this shit till I get sick it's so good.
>zesty sauce
It's the crust that really gets me.
I'm not eating it if it aint stuffed crust
Oh trust me big boy your crust is gonna get stuffed full of my zesty sauce for sure.
Finally someone with good taste. Tombstone mogs all other pizza.
The next time I get drunk, I'll get one of these instead of Jack's. Haven't had tombstone since I was a kid.
they changed the sauce a couple years ago, and they're nowhere near as good now
QRD on Costco Pizza?
Delicious
Those take home bakes? Oh my fricking god.
The slices you get in the store is bretty good too
last time I got a slice it was pretty undercooked with a lot of raw dough
so The Killer, I guess
Friends.
iq test fail. obviously the film or show has to be popular and well liked. you failed this iq test. lmfao.
Killer is very popular and well liked outside of tv
>tfw never had costco 'za
what's a good alternative, cinematically speaking?
Costco hotdog
Costco chicken bake
pretty much any chain pizza
Sam's club pizza.
my sam's club stopped selling pizza and now only sells hotdogs, pretzels, salads, and fountain driks
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard
Is that supposed to be the boomer that shot those protesters in Panama?
Sams club sucks. You pay a stupid fee for the privilege of running around buying shit that costs almost as much as you can get it at walmart only you have to buy it in bulk at sams. Such a stupid concept. Then they won't even bag your shit for you.
We don't even have Sam's Club in this state anymore.
Mission Impossible
I suspect Costco has an extremely effective social media marketing team. I never hear anyone b***h about the place. So I will.
Look at bagels.
Want bagels? Frick you, you can buy 30 or 0. You see, they doubledip out of your wallet. You pay a premium price for goods, AND you have to purchase more at once: pure revenue.
Costco bagels: minimum 12 for $8.
Franz Everything bagel: minimum 6 for $3.
That's a 25% markup. And double the product sold.
AND they know your fat, stupid American ass is leaving them out too long so 4/12 will grow mold anyway. So you'll end up at Costco just as often as you'd go to Walmart anyway.
Worst of all, the place is frick ugly. If I wanted to hang out in a warehouse, I'd drive a forklift for a living.
These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk because they use the shit so often. May be hard to believe if you’re single and living by yourself but it’s true
>These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk
I work at Costco and you have no idea how often I have to tell people "we are a wholesale business" they always then start with some sob story about how they live by themselves and only need a little, I then have to in so many words tell them to shop elsewhere if its a problem. I honestly just can't comprehend why people don't understand where they are or how the business is run.
>These places are for people who do actually want to buy in bulk
Maybe at first, but now every Tom, Dick and Harry I talk to can't help but go on and on about how they got such a good deal on 400 lbs of radishes they're never going to finish.
The business model works because Americans are stupid slovenly fricks who hate going to the store (because it's 30 minutes away in their shithole town), love "getting a good deal" (even if it means buying shit they don't need), and BIG THING GOOD.
Don't get me wrong, it's smart. But I'm not about to buy in to the "wholesome Costco glizzy for only a dollar" circlejerk. There's a reason they require a membership card and serve carnival food out front. All image.
>There's a reason they require a membership card and serve carnival food out front. All image.
the membership is the vast majority of the companies profits. Most things they sell are at a very slim margin. One nice thing about the membership is they can revoke it if you choose to steal or be abusive to the employees. They have very little tolerance for either and you get blacklisted at all locations
>I suspect Costco has an extremely effective social media marketing team.
profits is not revenue. Learn to read.
>the membership is the vast majority of the companies profits
No Costco talks openly in their board room minutes about what the point of the memberships are. They're about exploiting your sunk cost fallacy.
>oh I put 120 bucks into my costco card
>now I have to go shopping there or it isn't worth it
That's also why the CEO is so resistant to ever discounting memberships (unlike Sam's club). Because he says they've experimented with lowering the price before and it results in members who don't really feel compelled to shop at Costco like people who paid full price.
Like none of what I'm saying is even an educated guess about what Costco is doing. They fricking say this shit talking to shareholders.
>They're about exploiting your sunk cost fallacy.
If you want you can buy a membership, wait 364 days and return it for a full refund. Buy another and repeat the process and never have to keep paying to shop there. Their return policy is bananas
Nah I know plenty of moronic boomers who go there and knowingly buy ten times more than they can use. And there's a pretense of "value" to it but really it's just consoomerism run rogue.
They just like the whole experience. Having to have the membership card, the giant shopping carts, the XXL sizes of everyday things you never see anywhere else, the free samples. It seems to rub any mildly OCD person the right way and triggers a bout of impulsive spending.
Costco bagels suck and go bad twice as fast as Franz bagels
last time was at Costco I got a Pepsi, first time I've drank soda in over a decade, that shit tasted like liquid crack, no wonder people get so addicted to it they continue to drink it even after it's rotted their teeth and given them diabetes
also, Costco churros >> Costco pizza
Any movie featuring him
Costco 'za is the most overrated 'za ever. It's surprisingly good considering where you're buying it from, but almost any dedicated pizza place mogs it, and it's delusional to pretend otherwise. Only Domino's or Little Caesar's might be worse.
House of the dragon?
and game of thrones is the Costco hotdog I see it.
anything capeshit except Iron Man 1 and 2