What's the dog's name?

What's the dog's name?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Max

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, although Arnold refers to him as Wolfie. Never understood that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His real step mother would have noticed he used the wrong name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Max is pronounced 'Wolfie' in German

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because he suspects the mom on the other end of the phone to be the shapeshifter Terminator, impersonating the mom.

        So he makes up a fake dog name: the real mom would say something like "who's Wolfie?" but the shapeshifter Terminator assumes "Wolfie" is the name of their dog.

        This is how he knows it's the shapeshifter Terminator, and not the mom. Agree they could have explained this better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they could have explained this better.
          It needed no explanation. Anyone who didn't understand what he was doing is braindead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They could have thrown in a line or something.

            I think he says something like "your step mom is dead."

            "How do you know?"
            "Your dog's name is Max, not Wolfie."

            Still leaves it up to the audience, just makes it clearer. Punchier too.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Did IQs just drop rapidly in the last century?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Punchier too.
              a nice touch, anon

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, right! You must be one of those anime gays who enjoys when the villain spells out the entire plot for 10 minutes straight because you're too fricking moronic to get it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Agree they could have explained this better.
          No, stopping the action to call attention to the galaxy brain move your character just did is insecure and condescending

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then why have dialogue at all? Why not just have the Terminator show up and shoot the mom, on screen? It's character development.

            Did IQs just drop rapidly in the last century?

            The film is from 1991 my guy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're so moronic it's almost unbelievable.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The purpose of the scene is for john and the terminator to learn that his step parents are dead.
              They do this in a clever yet simple way by having the terminator use the fake dog name to veryfy the step mom's identity. This also shows the terminator is smart enough to come up with these sort of stratagems on the fly.
              The scene is good as it is. Te movie assumes the audience are paying attention and have more than two brain cells.
              Anything else is unnecesary and brings the scene down to cater to morons.
              Please bever write or direct anything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There are actually nighers who don't understand why he asked for a phased plasma rifle in de fowty watt range

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for explaining that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i like how arnold asks john the dog's name to make sure he doesn't use the same one when it's very, very improbable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Never understood that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he says Wolfie because it is the film showing us a glitch in the terminators. Same reason why we see the T-1000 start to mutate with whatever his body touches toward the end. The fact that the T-800 can't say the correct name seconds before he was told it shows us the flaw in technology, even with something as advanced as a terminator. thats the point james cameron was making here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a bad interpretation honestly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, what's wrong with Max? I can hear him barking.
      >Max is fine, honey. Max is just fine. Where are you?
      >*hangs up* Hmm. Inconclusive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"hmmm..inconclusive"
        >"I recommend we go over there and find out if your mother is really alive"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You're not very experienced in protection are you?
          >Of course not. I'm a Terminator. Now let's go.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Janny

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black personman

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gone, but never forgotten
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black person_(dog)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be born a dog
        >get a dumb name
        >die

        has anyone suffered more?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this dog has done more for the world than you ever will, homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dude i'm not knocking the dog chill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not only that the dogs gravestone was removed because it was offensive. RIP.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lax
    >Hey, what's wrong with Poopie? I can hear him sharting.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    T-1000

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (only programmers will get this)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reddit tier. pic related is where fun begins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        really glad tdavis is getting recognition

        was /prog/ ever archived? he used to post on there sometimes. dude was full on insane, even if you agreed with him he'd snap and copypaste bible quotes at you

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's Galleria

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THE GALLERIA!?
      >*thud* Your foster parents are dead

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a funny scene when you think about it. Two Terminators having a chat over the phone - one pretending to be a little boy, the other pretending to be his mom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is actually VERY funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Vasquez

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ever been mistaken for being a foster mother?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ever been mistaken for a T-1000 pretending to be a step mom?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For you

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else wish we got more of just the Terminator and John? The dynamic kind of got ruined with Sarah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Sarah was needed to bring the sober reality of the situation in, but yeah, I feel you. They were great.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bane
    >Hey, you're a big guy...
    >What?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chilli bo Dilly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, what's wrong with Bidda de Bombado Boom Boom? I can hear him barking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bidda de Bombado Boom Boom is fine, honey. Bidda de Bombado Boom Boom's just fine. Where are you?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blondi

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woofy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fax

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, what's wrong with Letter. I can hear him writing.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't John interrupt Terminator and correct him?

    HE didn't know the plan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was no easy money in it

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"No killing people"
    >Blows off some old guy's knees and leaves him to bleed out in a parking lot at night
    >"He'll live"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He mixed all major arteries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what was that about, anyway? was it to get a PG rating or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No because if the good Terminator was killing innocent people it would make the audience not like him. It would also be out of character for John to not give an order like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No because if the good Terminator was killing innocent people it would make the audience not like him.

          weren't they cops?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Given the film was R rated, no, it was not.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Screw you, you big meanie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try to help some kid you think is being abducted. He has his goon beat you up and calls you names. John Connor was a bad person. I'm glad Skynet killed him

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honorable mention

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black person_(dog)

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twonks the Mighty

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Terminator ask John what the dog's name was beforehand? Was it worried it might guess correctly and ruin the trick?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poochie

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have the ability to perfectly replicate any human beings voice
    >Decide to use the voice of a heavily accented Austrian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dog.

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