what's the film equivalent?

what's the film equivalent?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bits of Koyaanisqatsi

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mom, the europoors are seething again

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >circuit city
    Now there is a name i have not heard in a long, long time.
    The last thing I bought there was Spore...I think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spore
      2008 was 20 years ago.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the florida project

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paris 2024

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t they just have some Floyd-type riots?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of black people live in Houston, bro. Some of the biggest rappers today are from there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paris 2024

      ...frères Paris, notre réponse?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      paris unironically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a Texan, Houston is a shithole these days too unless you are wealthy. Probably the best healthcare in the world. It's also humid as frick and hot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paris
      >Every possible service is within a few minutes of walking.

      >Houston
      >The nearest store is 20 minutes by car.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paris
        >Every possible service is within a few minutes of walking
        >Paris
        OH NO NO NO EUROBOO DETECTED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Parking lot for McDonalds is like 10 times bigger than the building
        They could have more shit to do there if they didn't dedicate so much space to fricking pavement

        Back to >>>/n/ shithead

        Oh wait they hate your kind too

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally over a billion square miles of the United States. That's about two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, there are not 'literally' anywhere near that many.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its more like 3.8 million square miles, but you know what that other anon meant

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He meant a lot. I'd have been fine with "like a billion", but I must comment when someone goes out of their way to attach "literally" to a statement that couldn't be more figurative.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live right down the road from this pic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he lives in san antonio
      i used to also, im so sorry
      did everyone get even fatter after covid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he lives in san antonio
      i used to also, im so sorry
      did everyone get even fatter after covid?

      For me it's the MacArthur Brahmas

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 of those companies don't exist anymore, how fricking old is this pic?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idiocracy

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inoffensive, safe, lowest-common-denominator crowd-pleasing shit
    Titanic

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really as terrible as the critics said?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it's great.
        it's just too bad they escape the toilet before getting shat on. Just imagine a huge torrent of liquid shit, followed by a giant turd. Shit would ooze in, and the air would be filled with fart gas causing suffocation. kino.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade Runner

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's just Blade Runner without the verticality, sexy tech, and lawlessness afforded to white people and not just Black folk.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Film

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pain & Gain

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of AIDS

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening of HBO's Silicon Valley looks like that.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This unironically looks comfy to me even though I know it logically really shouldn't.
    It's like the exact opposite of where I grew up (and where I am still stuck living). Maybe that's why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i probably find it cozy because it reminds me of the movies i like

      also the open streets with the clear view look like freedom and adventure while european cities can feel claustrophopbic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movies are probably part of it for me too. But I'm from rural Canada, specifically the prairies, so I'm extremely used to wide open landscapes with clear views. Except the views are of absolutely nothing 90% of the time. It gets old seeing the same flat expanses of farmland, I guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        movie?
        this was only possible during low pop times anyway

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is cozy, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm from yurop and I love these kind of streets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot image

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have to go back
        I HAVE TO GO BACK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >57c for gas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theyre very easy to get around if you have a car

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell whether America is heaven or hell.
    t. American

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Compared to a lot of other places on the planet its heaven. Those stretches of commerce you see in pics like the OPs are meant to make it look horrible, But think about how successful the place must be if you have all that happening, enticing people to come in and spend money. Everyone must be doing at least okay if those places can exist in one area. Its a snapshot in time of people who are moving and doing, earning and living

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That, and you can drive for 45 minutes from anywhere and be near some pristine nature. America is so huge and wide open and beautiful. There are strips of cluttered stores in or near every major city, but also maintained public parks. People b***h a lot about the USA, and they should because they can, but for all our faults, I'd never want to live anywhere else. Anyone has the potential to make it in the USA if they work hard enough. That's a fact.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how car centric it is there. It's ridiculous that we haven't invested in high speed rails yet. I can't imagine anyone still getting excited to drive hours or days to get somewhere.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Falling Down

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    europeons literally brag about riding a bus. Always remember how poor they are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      any burgerpunk movie recommendations?

      public transport would be amazing if the people just behaved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >public transport would be amazing if the people just behaved
        never gonna happen. there'll always be crackheads and schizos and violent c**ts, or the drunk homosexual who passes out and pisses himself on the seat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Public transport would be great if the world population was reduced by 95%

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name that kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "City" used to mean something. "Citizen" used to mean something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any heist movie where a group of characters has to make everything work in a short amount of time, all highly coordinated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that those buildings have been there for three thousand years, and it was only around 1600 or so that the residual radiation levels got low enough for clean up and eventual re-habitation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flimsy paper thin garbage whose only positive quality was looking decent for a few hours
      Skyfall

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound upset.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course I am. Skyfall could have been great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please refrain from posting images like that again, they make me sad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not until you name that kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imitation

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still looking for movie recommendations. ive already watched the wenders and jarmusch movies with that vibe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about something like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he kept us out of war

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Bang's Root Beer ever do product placement in film?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Goes To The Mayor is a great parody of horrible American towns

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They nailed what Pipe Camp was like in my corner of America. And I could see a WW-Lazers opening in the stripmall outskirts of Vancouver, WA.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    American Job by Chris Smith, his debut.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    love this aesthetic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need more Googie architecture and neon in this world

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically

        Architects hate stuff like googie and art deco (and many other styles) because normal people like them. Contemporary architecture abandoned any pretext of creating beauty when modernism was ushered in. Every architect is a self aggrandizing piece of shit.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pulp fiction is an ugly mess and the diner scene might as well be set here

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    early seasons of Columbo have him driving through streets like those

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything with a perspective shift.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      troonybros...our anti car propaganda is getting btfo at every turn...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Parking lot for McDonalds is like 10 times bigger than the building
      They could have more shit to do there if they didn't dedicate so much space to fricking pavement

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disdain that Western civilization became so car intensive due to only two factors.
        >The noise pollution.
        > And THOSE FRICKING PARKING LOTS.

        I want to vomit at their sight. We're approaching a point where the #1 priority of a city is "where do we put the cars" and not "where do we put the people, industries, and services."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you eat in the car, if i owned it i would expand the lot and make a McDonalds Cinema drive-thru. i bet this already exists

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          a quick search engine search and i found some WEET IIK with not as big a parkling lot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would they need 'more shit to do there' at a rest stop off a highway in the middle of nowhere? It's not like that location lacks for space to expand and anyone visiting it necessarily has a car.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stroszek is the quintessential burgerpunk film.
    Paris Texas and the first Cars movie are runners-up.

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