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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape girls and femboys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but without the gay part

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is no gay part thougj

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's in the comic book, in the movies there's no side effect

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek meant for

        I dunno if you watched the movie but I don’t think you really get to choose.

        but I'm still satisfied of that reply

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if you watched the movie but I don’t think you really get to choose.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's implied to be symbiotic. Stanley was mad at the car repair place, The Mask shoved a tailpipe up the guy's ass, Stanley thought Cameron Diaz was hot, The Mask danced with Cameron Diaz, etc.

      To answer OP's question, my former boss is going to have a very bad time. Then I'm just going after every billionaire in the world.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So The Mask is just a metaphor for 'the mask' of confidence?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually not a bad summary. I guess it also symbolizes the theatrical masks in a way that it makes you act out like you're doing a massive performance in front of everyone.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually not a bad summary. I guess it also symbolizes the theatrical masks in a way that it makes you act out like you're doing a massive performance in front of everyone.

          We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I study masks as a metaphor
            >Has an office full of traditional masks

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's symbolic

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's branding. If you're the guy that sells the mask book, of course you're going to fill your office with masks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's because people got the impression that he likes physical masks and get him them as gifts.
              It happened to me with bowties. I wore one once to a social function and people won't stop giving them to me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whats your address? I hope you like pineapples on your ties

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cultural artifacts can have important symbolic meanings.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >punches empty chair with jacket on it
          how do i respond without sounding mad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mask just makes your true nature come out, Ipkiss said it himself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Mask just makes your true nature come out

        >put on the mask
        >keep jerking off to shemale porn and shitposting on Cinemaphile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You absolutely do. It gives you cartoon powers to enact your id.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It gave Stanley cartoon powers because he was obsessed with old cartoons, but it could be anything with magic. Some weeb could get autistic anime powers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Milo and Dorian were also cartoony though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Milo didn't use much slapstick. He was just slightly more vicious.
            Dorian was just more violent.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Place it over my crotch instead of face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then say HEE HEE SHAMONE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SSSTROKIN
      >SOMEBODY FRICK ME
      >C-U-M-M-Y? BECAUSE I GOTTA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That almost happened in the Jackie Chan show for kids.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    put it on, duh

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEBODY TOP ME

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape cameron diaz in her butthole

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it apart to see how it works.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape. Just tons of it.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SOMEBODY RAPE ME

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TND

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine there being a fricking quirky cartoon character making constant quips who is also a rapist and fricking nobody can stop him. How would people even react to that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy's location would be constantly broadcasted by the news and he is declared to be a natural disaster like a tsunami or an earthquake

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY PACHUCO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Doom doom doom doom doom doom dededoom*

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It brings out your innermost desires, so I finish that five novel sequence I've always wanted to write in a a night that kill that fat b***h from work who's always singing Taylor Swift.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There would probably be several different versions of Son of the Mask

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The comic version or the movie one? If the former, throw it into the ocean.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference, I don't know the lore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The comic is more brutal. Violence is the first resort. The movie is wacky hijinks with a little property destruction.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did sodomoize those two mechanics with mufflers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To expand on what

        The comic is more brutal. Violence is the first resort. The movie is wacky hijinks with a little property destruction.

        said, this is Mitch Kellaway.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Murder all Indians and homosexuals in the tri-city area while dancing to CityPop.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wouldn't attach to me because I'm already so twisted and fricked up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walter?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how this could be interpreted as either:
        How The Mask is meant to unearth the denied portions of one's self, the underlying Id that the surface personality is derived from, and as a result of Walter always doing whatever he wants there's nothing for The Mask to turn him into.
        Or that his head's too big for The Mask to fit over it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the first one. a man that can carve a smiley face into his hand just to say "stop talking you tiny person" isn't going to have much left for loki to work with

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't made by Loki in the comics, it was an African witch doctor mask, but your point still stands.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill and rape

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would just shoot tommy guns all day long

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or do the comics have way more of a KINO premise than the movie?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The comic was better in that it treated the mask as an actual curse and how it brought it the worst in its users to the point where Stanley became more paranoid and violent until he ended up becoming a victim of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the tone of the comic became significantly worse after the movie came out.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would turn into an average marvel npc

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it only works at night
    I'd get a good night's rest, that's what!
    Nothing beats getting your 8 hours in, amirite fellas?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Talk about getting your beauty sleep

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cartoonishly maim and kill people I guess

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure this would turn me into some kind of rape/vore monster

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rob a bank.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never not enjoy two chicks at the same time posting.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would put it on my weiner and let the wacky weiner shenanigans commence

    > Puts mask on dick
    > Dick turns into a green cartoon
    > Jazz music starts playing
    > I go into an Olive Garden and run from table to table, jerking off on the customers
    > "SOMEBODY STOP ME!"
    > hostess tries to tell me to leave but I turn around and start dousing her in jazz
    > I yell "WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE FAMILY" and punch the hostess as hard as I can in the face
    > absurd amount of cum is flying everywhere
    > big glob of spunk lands right on grandma's salad and breadsticks
    > I give grandma a big french kiss, yell "SMOKIN!", pull the fire alarm, and run out the nearest exit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you thought this was funny.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i chuckled

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          formerly sneedled

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keeek

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to a pride parade and insert foreign objects into various orifices

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat A LOT of spicy meatballs.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would go chick chicky boom (rape)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes sir he's Cuban Pete

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else make a mask themselves when they were a kid?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genuinely sad to me that, thanks to Jim Carrey hamming it up with LE WACKY HIJINKS, we'll never see the original incarnation of The Mask going on a blood-soaked petty revenge spree and ensuing owners having to physically restrain themselves from doing the same.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never know. Remakes are all the rage, deconstructions are all the rage, subverting expectations are all the rage... I could easily imagine a trailer,
      >Stanley Ipkiss was down on his luck
      >*montage of wacky misfortune*
      >until one day
      >*puts on Mask*
      >everything changed
      >*wacky cgi Mask face*
      >and now... EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY
      >*Mask does the balloon animal tommy gun thing, only this time with blood spraying all over him as he laughs*
      >Coming soon, The Mask
      >*Stanley crying while holding the Mask in his blood covered hands whimpers, "Somebody stop me"
      >Rated R

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*Stanley crying while holding the Mask in his blood covered hands whimpers, "Somebody stop me"
        Kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        good post

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro what are you doing here? get out there on the picket lines and support your fellow writers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The hacks on strike could never write something as good as that, don't kid yourself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        christ anon stop making the striking writers look bad

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely and unfortunately tons of gay sex.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull a bunch of shit out of my ass.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get money
    Buy land
    Hire contractors
    Live peacefully away from people

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably work out, and to learn concepts and skills I should've done when I was younger, and capable of, I assume with the magic/supernatural power I can surpass biological limits, even the ravage of timem

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It gives you the ability to make your innermost self that you yearn to be real. I'd end up robbing a lot of banks.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would win arguments with people and have unlimited material to back up my claims. That's all I really want, to be right about everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TFW the green faced guy who argues why troony's should kill themselves pulls statistics out of his ass
      >Litterly

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    get wrekt gay

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You already know

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get myself caught, then crush a plane.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lame.

    Here's a REAL magic mask.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    be transfigured by it and hold merry parties

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reject my humanity.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    put it on my ass

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if Mr. Bean put on the Mask?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cared who I was til I put on The Mask

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >read the first few primary mask comics
    >love them
    >read the next one
    >superheroes and shit
    never mind, i guess. god, i fricking hate comics.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which of the comics are the good ones? Are there any good downloads for them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Readcomiconline.to

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