It's implied to be symbiotic. Stanley was mad at the car repair place, The Mask shoved a tailpipe up the guy's ass, Stanley thought Cameron Diaz was hot, The Mask danced with Cameron Diaz, etc.
To answer OP's question, my former boss is going to have a very bad time. Then I'm just going after every billionaire in the world.
That's actually not a bad summary. I guess it also symbolizes the theatrical masks in a way that it makes you act out like you're doing a massive performance in front of everyone.
That's actually not a bad summary. I guess it also symbolizes the theatrical masks in a way that it makes you act out like you're doing a massive performance in front of everyone.
It's because people got the impression that he likes physical masks and get him them as gifts.
It happened to me with bowties. I wore one once to a social function and people won't stop giving them to me.
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Whats your address? I hope you like pineapples on your ties
It gave Stanley cartoon powers because he was obsessed with old cartoons, but it could be anything with magic. Some weeb could get autistic anime powers.
Imagine there being a fricking quirky cartoon character making constant quips who is also a rapist and fricking nobody can stop him. How would people even react to that?
It brings out your innermost desires, so I finish that five novel sequence I've always wanted to write in a a night that kill that fat b***h from work who's always singing Taylor Swift.
I like how this could be interpreted as either:
How The Mask is meant to unearth the denied portions of one's self, the underlying Id that the surface personality is derived from, and as a result of Walter always doing whatever he wants there's nothing for The Mask to turn him into.
Or that his head's too big for The Mask to fit over it.
the first one. a man that can carve a smiley face into his hand just to say "stop talking you tiny person" isn't going to have much left for loki to work with
The comic was better in that it treated the mask as an actual curse and how it brought it the worst in its users to the point where Stanley became more paranoid and violent until he ended up becoming a victim of it.
i would put it on my weiner and let the wacky weiner shenanigans commence
> Puts mask on dick > Dick turns into a green cartoon > Jazz music starts playing > I go into an Olive Garden and run from table to table, jerking off on the customers > "SOMEBODY STOP ME!" > hostess tries to tell me to leave but I turn around and start dousing her in jazz > I yell "WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE FAMILY" and punch the hostess as hard as I can in the face > absurd amount of cum is flying everywhere > big glob of spunk lands right on grandma's salad and breadsticks > I give grandma a big french kiss, yell "SMOKIN!", pull the fire alarm, and run out the nearest exit
It's genuinely sad to me that, thanks to Jim Carrey hamming it up with LE WACKY HIJINKS, we'll never see the original incarnation of The Mask going on a blood-soaked petty revenge spree and ensuing owners having to physically restrain themselves from doing the same.
You never know. Remakes are all the rage, deconstructions are all the rage, subverting expectations are all the rage... I could easily imagine a trailer, >Stanley Ipkiss was down on his luck >*montage of wacky misfortune* >until one day >*puts on Mask* >everything changed >*wacky cgi Mask face* >and now... EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY >*Mask does the balloon animal tommy gun thing, only this time with blood spraying all over him as he laughs* >Coming soon, The Mask >*Stanley crying while holding the Mask in his blood covered hands whimpers, "Somebody stop me" >Rated R
Probably work out, and to learn concepts and skills I should've done when I was younger, and capable of, I assume with the magic/supernatural power I can surpass biological limits, even the ravage of timem
Rape girls and femboys
this but without the gay part
there is no gay part thougj
that's in the comic book, in the movies there's no side effect
kek meant for
but I'm still satisfied of that reply
I dunno if you watched the movie but I don’t think you really get to choose.
It's implied to be symbiotic. Stanley was mad at the car repair place, The Mask shoved a tailpipe up the guy's ass, Stanley thought Cameron Diaz was hot, The Mask danced with Cameron Diaz, etc.
To answer OP's question, my former boss is going to have a very bad time. Then I'm just going after every billionaire in the world.
So The Mask is just a metaphor for 'the mask' of confidence?
That's actually not a bad summary. I guess it also symbolizes the theatrical masks in a way that it makes you act out like you're doing a massive performance in front of everyone.
We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.
>I study masks as a metaphor
>Has an office full of traditional masks
it's symbolic
It's branding. If you're the guy that sells the mask book, of course you're going to fill your office with masks.
It's because people got the impression that he likes physical masks and get him them as gifts.
It happened to me with bowties. I wore one once to a social function and people won't stop giving them to me.
Whats your address? I hope you like pineapples on your ties
Cultural artifacts can have important symbolic meanings.
>punches empty chair with jacket on it
how do i respond without sounding mad?
The Mask just makes your true nature come out, Ipkiss said it himself
>The Mask just makes your true nature come out
>put on the mask
>keep jerking off to shemale porn and shitposting on Cinemaphile
You absolutely do. It gives you cartoon powers to enact your id.
It gave Stanley cartoon powers because he was obsessed with old cartoons, but it could be anything with magic. Some weeb could get autistic anime powers.
Milo and Dorian were also cartoony though.
Milo didn't use much slapstick. He was just slightly more vicious.
Dorian was just more violent.
Place it over my crotch instead of face
Then say HEE HEE SHAMONE
>SSSTROKIN
>SOMEBODY FRICK ME
>C-U-M-M-Y? BECAUSE I GOTTA
That almost happened in the Jackie Chan show for kids.
put it on, duh
SOMEBODY TOP ME
Rape cameron diaz in her butthole
rape
Take it apart to see how it works.
Rape. Just tons of it.
>SOMEBODY RAPE ME
TND
Imagine there being a fricking quirky cartoon character making constant quips who is also a rapist and fricking nobody can stop him. How would people even react to that?
This guy's location would be constantly broadcasted by the news and he is declared to be a natural disaster like a tsunami or an earthquake
HEY PACHUCO
>HEY!!!
*Doom doom doom doom doom doom dededoom*
It brings out your innermost desires, so I finish that five novel sequence I've always wanted to write in a a night that kill that fat b***h from work who's always singing Taylor Swift.
There would probably be several different versions of Son of the Mask
The comic version or the movie one? If the former, throw it into the ocean.
What's the difference, I don't know the lore
The comic is more brutal. Violence is the first resort. The movie is wacky hijinks with a little property destruction.
He did sodomoize those two mechanics with mufflers.
To expand on what
said, this is Mitch Kellaway.
Murder all Indians and homosexuals in the tri-city area while dancing to CityPop.
It wouldn't attach to me because I'm already so twisted and fricked up.
Walter?
I like how this could be interpreted as either:
How The Mask is meant to unearth the denied portions of one's self, the underlying Id that the surface personality is derived from, and as a result of Walter always doing whatever he wants there's nothing for The Mask to turn him into.
Or that his head's too big for The Mask to fit over it.
the first one. a man that can carve a smiley face into his hand just to say "stop talking you tiny person" isn't going to have much left for loki to work with
It wasn't made by Loki in the comics, it was an African witch doctor mask, but your point still stands.
Kill and rape
i would just shoot tommy guns all day long
Is it just me or do the comics have way more of a KINO premise than the movie?
The comic was better in that it treated the mask as an actual curse and how it brought it the worst in its users to the point where Stanley became more paranoid and violent until he ended up becoming a victim of it.
And the tone of the comic became significantly worse after the movie came out.
I would turn into an average marvel npc
>it only works at night
I'd get a good night's rest, that's what!
Nothing beats getting your 8 hours in, amirite fellas?
>Talk about getting your beauty sleep
cartoonishly maim and kill people I guess
Pretty sure this would turn me into some kind of rape/vore monster
Rob a bank.
I will never not enjoy two chicks at the same time posting.
i would put it on my weiner and let the wacky weiner shenanigans commence
> Puts mask on dick
> Dick turns into a green cartoon
> Jazz music starts playing
> I go into an Olive Garden and run from table to table, jerking off on the customers
> "SOMEBODY STOP ME!"
> hostess tries to tell me to leave but I turn around and start dousing her in jazz
> I yell "WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE FAMILY" and punch the hostess as hard as I can in the face
> absurd amount of cum is flying everywhere
> big glob of spunk lands right on grandma's salad and breadsticks
> I give grandma a big french kiss, yell "SMOKIN!", pull the fire alarm, and run out the nearest exit
I bet you thought this was funny.
i chuckled
formerly sneedled
Keeek
I go to a pride parade and insert foreign objects into various orifices
I would eat A LOT of spicy meatballs.
i would go chick chicky boom (rape)
Yes sir he's Cuban Pete
Did anyone else make a mask themselves when they were a kid?
It's genuinely sad to me that, thanks to Jim Carrey hamming it up with LE WACKY HIJINKS, we'll never see the original incarnation of The Mask going on a blood-soaked petty revenge spree and ensuing owners having to physically restrain themselves from doing the same.
You never know. Remakes are all the rage, deconstructions are all the rage, subverting expectations are all the rage... I could easily imagine a trailer,
>Stanley Ipkiss was down on his luck
>*montage of wacky misfortune*
>until one day
>*puts on Mask*
>everything changed
>*wacky cgi Mask face*
>and now... EVERYONE IS GOING TO PAY
>*Mask does the balloon animal tommy gun thing, only this time with blood spraying all over him as he laughs*
>Coming soon, The Mask
>*Stanley crying while holding the Mask in his blood covered hands whimpers, "Somebody stop me"
>Rated R
>*Stanley crying while holding the Mask in his blood covered hands whimpers, "Somebody stop me"
Kino
good post
bro what are you doing here? get out there on the picket lines and support your fellow writers
The hacks on strike could never write something as good as that, don't kid yourself.
christ anon stop making the striking writers look bad
Definitely and unfortunately tons of gay sex.
Pull a bunch of shit out of my ass.
Get money
Buy land
Hire contractors
Live peacefully away from people
Probably work out, and to learn concepts and skills I should've done when I was younger, and capable of, I assume with the magic/supernatural power I can surpass biological limits, even the ravage of timem
It gives you the ability to make your innermost self that you yearn to be real. I'd end up robbing a lot of banks.
I would win arguments with people and have unlimited material to back up my claims. That's all I really want, to be right about everything.
>TFW the green faced guy who argues why troony's should kill themselves pulls statistics out of his ass
>Litterly
get wrekt gay
You already know
Get myself caught, then crush a plane.
Lame.
Here's a REAL magic mask.
be transfigured by it and hold merry parties
Reject my humanity.
put it on my ass
What if Mr. Bean put on the Mask?
No one cared who I was til I put on The Mask
>read the first few primary mask comics
>love them
>read the next one
>superheroes and shit
never mind, i guess. god, i fricking hate comics.
Which of the comics are the good ones? Are there any good downloads for them?
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