Whats the greatest speech in film history?

What’s the greatest speech in film history?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is that a woman speaking???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell because it’s rambling and nothing of any substance is being said.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When women aren't afraid of being criticized they get linguistic diarrhea and can't shut up. A man can tell you how tough another man is having it with two words.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sane

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based beyond all belief

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't see what the big deal is [referring to the Ali vs Lison boxing match] if I wanted to see two Black folks fight I'd throw a dollar bill out my window

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    I'll never not get chills hearing the Rohirrim chant this as they charge the orcs.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t minimize their struggle, sometimes Chad takes a whole hour to text them back

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it frustrating that these hags live the most privileged lives imaginable, while calling me privileged, as I die alone without a single person to give a frick
    It's just so audacious and unbelievable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical woman’s day
      >wake up
      >3-5 good morning texts from your harem of beta orbiters
      >go to your make-work HR/recruiting job, gossip with your friends the whole day
      >give one of your orbiters the privilege of buying you dinner
      >dick appointment with Chad
      No woman could cope with male loneliness, they’d an hero in a week or less

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly wouldn't hold it against them if they didn't also tell me I'm a horrible privileged person who oppresses them
        they literally want it all. Everything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Typical woman’s day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          being a woman really is hard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would pay good money for immunity from prosecution for beating this stupid b***h within an inch of her life with my fists, elbows, feet and knees.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I did drugs and lost all my money

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have to go to south africa to become a shaman or my ancestors will torture me because of my internalized racism
          wild stuff

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's the part that makes me think she's legit. shamans actually do need to be healed by other shamans and become an apprentice to not have spirits frick them up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's pretty cool to get called to go on a journey by your ancestors. That's a good premise

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >womemes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >""""pleasure revolution journey""""

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does that mean getting a train ran her?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember: NOT mentally ill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, just quirky.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a joke right? She is playing a character...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she is literally me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's internalized racism ?

          She calls herself Black person-Black person spic-Hispanic in her head all the time ?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so, she basically got fricked up by demons and they'll not stop bothering her unless she become another "shaman" (one that gets people to demons)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness, granting yourself access to untapped wells of creativity via meditation or whatever does sound very good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Femanon here.

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe it isn't like this for you because you're not a woman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I think you misunderstood, I don't disagree with your post its just funny.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know the rules.

        Timestamp as well.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The point of it in the Barbie movie was that women CHOSE that

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M SORRY BUT I'M JUST THINKING OF THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY (I promise) I KNOW THEY DON'T SOUND THE WAY I PLANNED THEM TO BE (I promise) BUT IF YOU WAIT AROUND A WHILE, I'LL MAKE YOU FALL FOR ME I PROMISE, I PROMISE YOU I WILL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was some real shit though

      he was a real homie

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best supporting female actress has just become a monologue award.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are lolcows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I finally watched this and that scene was so rushed. I didn't understand it. It was almost like the film maker wanted to say it, but was embarrassed

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When the feminists tell you you're lucky not to have been born in a time when all you did was cook, clean and take a 12-hr shit every nine months.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women fought to earn the right to work
      Do people actually believe this? Women were transitioned into the workforce because work had transitioned away from back-breaking physical labor and into cushy office jobs. It's literally an inevitability under capitalism that a chance to double to workforce would be taken advantage of.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >into cushy office jobs
        you might have skipped few steps of the transition

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        capitalism wouldn't use women because they're not productive. you pay taxes to subsidize their educations so they can go into middle-managmeent positions that don't produce value so your wages have to be garnished to pay for them. actually, they produce negative value, so you're actually paying them to make your life harder. but you have to hire them anyway because the government and socialist political and business interests mandate it.

        what capitalism would do is keep women in the home to mass-produce men, then hire lost of men and work them to death while the women do unpaid labour at home

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what capitalism would do is keep women in the home to mass-produce men
          Are you dumb? 'producing men' takes a full 18 years. No business has ever though that far ahead.
          In the short term we can increase quarterly profits by hiring women and doubling our workforce. Any company that doesn't do that isn't gonna be attracting investors with the cope of 'b-but in 18 years we'll start to see the downsides of this' and goes out of business.

          Then when women stop having kids, in the short term we can just bring in immigrants to hire instead. And if in the long term that causes massive societal issues then it's not our problem, we can just blame it on some imaginary group of leftists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's literally an inevitability under capitalism

        Reminder that leftard shitholes had all this bullshit including muh gape wag laws long before evil chudpitalists.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >couples less likely to reproduce if both work
        >longer hours put even more stress in this decision
        >their "doubled" workforce declines
        >QUICK, BUY PAJEET SLAVES
        >they can't do the job as well, leave messes everywhere, backstab their female bosses and rape their female co-workers
        >phew, crisis averted.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >phew, crisis averted.
          Well yes, because line go up
          Corpos only morality system is profit

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two of those were written by Jessica Gao, btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus! Frick!
      My Eyes!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoon self insert is much thinner
      Why is this always the case?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're the opposite of anorexics. They look in the mirror and see a skinny girl.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Body positivity is double-down cope. No one wants to be a fat pig

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women: words words words
    >men: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Sd4x3hClo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s truly amazing how hard they failed at the message they were trying to push.

      >ken is treated with basic dignity for the first time in his life
      >discovers a world where men have some level of control
      >brings that knowledge back to the matriarchal barbie world and utterly takes it over in a day

      So the heroic Barbies not only subjugate half their population, their so-called utopia is also so weak that it can’t stand up to a single man with any willpower of his own. Doesn’t that just prove that a matriarchy could never exist unless they were never threatened from an outside force (meaning it could never exist in the real world)? Are women strong and empowered or weak and eternally victimized? You can’t have it both ways.

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen a villain who was more clearly the actual hero.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >triumph of the movie is women seducing men and manipulating their feelings to make them to fight each other
        >women call this a feminist movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Name 1 matriarchial society irl that survived.

        What would a feminazi respond with?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'd call you a misogynist and ignore the question.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >STOP RAPING ME

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          most western countries, for now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're a gynocracy, not a matriarchy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So if the current world is a matriarchy, why are they fighting an enemy (patriarchy) that doesn't even exist?

            They'd shift the blame to the fact that pqtriarchial societies (i. e. 99% of human cultures) are barbaric, violent and warmongering and that's why nice things can't exist.

            Okay but they'd just be admitting that they've been conquered by superior societies.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is a convenient narrative for anyone in power to have a scary adversary which is totally organic and not controlled at all or even a figment of their imagination. Couldn't be fake. Leader said it is real so it is real! WHY WOULD A POLITICIAN LIE?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You weren't supposed to point that out

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >superior
              Jews and Indians control the West right now.
              Are they the most superior?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The current west is teetering on the brink of collapse. America is flirting with a civil war, we can't get fricking YEMEN to do what we tell it to, trust in the government and institutions is at an all-time low, everything is outrageously expensive, everyone is on antidepressants, we are being invaded by hostile foreigners, and men are turning their backs on the military. All this after only 10 or so years of globohomo.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'd shift the blame to the fact that pqtriarchial societies (i. e. 99% of human cultures) are barbaric, violent and warmongering and that's why nice things can't exist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dilophosaurus screech before sending all of their 20 twitter followers after you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TINY DICKED HOMOSEXUAL INCEL!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Victorian England
          Dido's Carthage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, but Ken's scenes are literally what people liked the most in the whole movie. So the le feminist message failed in every single level.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be hilarious if Barbie only won two oscars- one for Ken and one for Ken’s song.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's probably what is going to happen

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude struggles and has an arc

          Him losing is clearly the bad end. Nothing changes, or it gets worse. No one learns anything. Gay ass womyn status quo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        England had some decent matriarchs, but they might be too violent and appreciative of men for modern feminists to vibe with.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        strong similar vibes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yen have them pressed up against either side of you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 'real' world is as exaggerated as Barbieland. Ken escapes the longhouse and like Prometheus he brings fire back to Barbieland. The fire is will-to-power. The vast majority of Barbies are contented with the Kendom. Instead of relentlessly crab-bucketing each other to vie for Barbie's attention (like women do) the Kens are now co-operative. The only malcontents in the Kendom are gays and uggos who want to ruin the new harmony out of spite because they aren't normal and don't want anyone to be contented if they can't be. The movie is a subversive masterpiece about Ken's struggle against the longhouse. A German existentialist rock opera with Verhoeven quality satire. I assume completely unintentional by Greta Gerwig, her natural storytelling instincts just overpowered the feminist message. I think that creatively talented women often aren't doing it 100% consciously: They tap into some ancestral memory or ethereal human spirit continuum, and the right story beats just come to them for reasons they don't completely understand. Either that, or Greta Gerwig is just some sort of Cersei Lannister-archetype unconscious female misogynist who subconsciously understands that men have an independent will to power and deeply resents women and being a woman because it means she'll never experience that feeling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree
          Buddy

          Death of the author is a real thing, because very often you find directors, writers who made beautiful art sound like genuine morons in interviews

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the first minute

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hulk: A literal manifestation of child abuse.

    She-Hulk: Is just a bawd because she didn't party in college.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marcus Aurelius and Nero existing in the same generation

      Oh nice, romaboo fanfiction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nero is not in that movie
        Its commodus

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbf most of that is criticism of standards women place on each other.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s hilarious when they’ve complained about the beauty standards of women in magazines. Like, you know it’s women and gay men who make those things, right?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feminist: “You just hate women!”

    I really don’t. I hate the things that modern women have turned into. Feminists are the ones who hate actual women, that’s why they have rejected everything good about womanhood. Women don’t exist on film in any large capacity anymore, you need to look to the past for that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame ~~*social marxists*~~. They infiltrated the Western intellectual institutions and politics and orchestrated this subversive chaos since the Great War. All this madness and instability is going exactly according to plan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's nuts is this is exactly what is happening, but you're called paranoid and a schizo if you make this claim. Everything is going to plan exactly as Stalin/Marx planned. Our current society is set up and functioning more or less exactly like how they wanted there's to be.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All this shit just because the Germans lost one fricking battle in Stalingrad, baka.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not anymore.
          Now they either see what I am talking about and agree or they stop talking to me forever it seems.
          I am not friends with women anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >like how they wanted there's to be
          Nah Stalin/Marx never wanted this shit over there. (In fact they were virulently anti-LGBT.) They just wanted it here precisely because they know it undermines societies.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            In the modern world (post-soviet collapse), social marxism is used as a cultural weapon to undermine and weaken foreign powers. To soften them, prepare them to lose when/if you invade them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not quite, Stalin's world would've been more terrifyingly close to 1984. What we have now is the splinter grenade aftermath of communism that turned into a mess even Stalin would've despised.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everything is going exactly as Marx planned except the whole weapth inequality class war thing which is 99.9% of what he talked about and is further away from happening now than it was while he was alive
          What do you think Marx believed exactly?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didnt Marx say that Britain would be the first country to be socialist because it was industrial?
          Irl only agrarian dumps had socialist revolutions.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He predicted the most industrialized states would have the first revolutions. USA, UK, and Germany. He thought backward peasant societies like Russia would have them last. He was also kind of a Russophobe and hated Slavs.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He was also kind of a Russophobe and hated Slavs.
              Unsurprising considering he was a israelite.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only weak cultures allowed to be overtaken by communism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's nuts is this is exactly what is happening, but you're called paranoid and a schizo if you make this claim. Everything is going to plan exactly as Stalin/Marx planned. Our current society is set up and functioning more or less exactly like how they wanted there's to be.

        You are not schizos you just fall for "confirmation bias". You collect a mountain of evidence and convince yourself it is overwhelming proof of some grand conspiracy, but sheer volume of evidence does not necessarily prove a case. Imagine I collected 1000 pictures of blue skies and claimed the sky is blue, then you showed me a picture of a red sky or a black sky or a grey sky, and my only response was to show you my blue skies again and go "HURRRR STOOPID THE SKY IS BLUE DURR HURR". Remind you of someone?

        >what is your "red sky"
        An example would be the existence of the Amish.

        The Amish do fine, the "illuminati" or whatever grand conspirators don't come after them. Their daughters were raised in their community and choose to marry Amish boys, they are allowed to leave but do not because it is their life, because their fathers and communities worked to include them and make life worthwhile. Similarly if we all up and decided "nah, we prefer trad values and we're opting out", the left wouldn't be able to do anything but cry, screech, shit and piss themselves. We do have the power to resist, we are just not using it, that's why they are winning.

        And your solution is, what? Follow pot smoking attention prostitute e-celebs like Joe Rogan? Or some edgelord shitposters on /misc/? You only have 1 life and that's what you're putting everything on? If you were schizophrenic it would at least be endearing, but this is just cringe.

        One of the few good things to come from /misc/ is so called "goyslop". If you gave up McDonalds and Coca Cola, your life would improve immeasurably, you'd lose weight, you'd learn to cook and become a more interesting person, it'd be something that would make a girl think "he's a keeper", you'd stop transferring money to corporations. A little power shifted from them to you. It's not much but it's a start. Gradually we can whittle down decadence in these ways, which is the real cause of all this and how they take advantage of us.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You collect a mountain of evidence and convince yourself it is overwhelming proof of some grand conspiracy
          So much this. Conspiracies aren't real... except the ones about the israelites in gas chambers that we have no proof of. The Putin bots have tricked me into noticing that banks, media, courtrooms, and pretty much every other institution of power in the West is very top-heavy and overreprensented with israelites. It's my confirmation bias that forces me to see the last name and profile picture of the journalists who write these hateful, devisive screeds.

          Damn you, Putin! I'm supposed to hate myself and you're tricking me into not doing that!! Aggghhhh I'm going insane in the Putin brain.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > dilate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick are you talking to?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >typing all of that out
          Im not gonna read 20 pages on how youre a brainwashed idiot just try to open your eyes to what’s around then maybe you wont post moronic shit next time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You are not schizos you just fall for "confirmation bias". You collect a mountain of evidence and convince yourself it is overwhelming proof of some grand conspiracy, but sheer volume of evidence does not necessarily prove a case. Imagine I collected 1000 pictures of blue skies and claimed the sky is blue, then you showed me a picture of a red sky or a black sky or a grey sky, and my only response was to show you my blue skies again and go "HURRRR STOOPID THE SKY IS BLUE DURR HURR". Remind you of someone?
          Elaborate. What is your blue sky? Women/liberal/famous women being insufferable or prostitutes? I think this is a bad example for you, because the sky is in fact blue. I'm more literal-minded, so to be it sounds like you're saying an actual good woman is an anomaly on this planet, just as insular communities are. Again, can you elaborate?
          >The Amish do fine...
          On their goy nature preserve. Since you used an analogy involving red and blue skies, I can use one as well.
          Four statements:
          The sky is blue.
          The establishment (government, corporations, and clerical class) indoctrinates its occupied populations through education, fictional stories, and news media.
          The sky can sometimes appear red.
          There are some people the establishment does not bother expending money and human capital on. But this does not mean the establishment is not manipulating the other 150+ million whites in America. By the way, every institution mentioned is by definition a conspiracy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hated him for he spoke the truth

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument, it's just reddit circlejerk stupidity

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like this thread and all incel talking points, they just shoot in the opposite direction

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument, it's just reddit circlejerk stupidity

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Like this thread and all incel talking points, they just shoot in the opposite direction
                I don't think you even read what

                [...]
                You are not schizos you just fall for "confirmation bias". You collect a mountain of evidence and convince yourself it is overwhelming proof of some grand conspiracy, but sheer volume of evidence does not necessarily prove a case. Imagine I collected 1000 pictures of blue skies and claimed the sky is blue, then you showed me a picture of a red sky or a black sky or a grey sky, and my only response was to show you my blue skies again and go "HURRRR STOOPID THE SKY IS BLUE DURR HURR". Remind you of someone?

                >what is your "red sky"
                An example would be the existence of the Amish.

                The Amish do fine, the "illuminati" or whatever grand conspirators don't come after them. Their daughters were raised in their community and choose to marry Amish boys, they are allowed to leave but do not because it is their life, because their fathers and communities worked to include them and make life worthwhile. Similarly if we all up and decided "nah, we prefer trad values and we're opting out", the left wouldn't be able to do anything but cry, screech, shit and piss themselves. We do have the power to resist, we are just not using it, that's why they are winning.

                And your solution is, what? Follow pot smoking attention prostitute e-celebs like Joe Rogan? Or some edgelord shitposters on /misc/? You only have 1 life and that's what you're putting everything on? If you were schizophrenic it would at least be endearing, but this is just cringe.

                One of the few good things to come from /misc/ is so called "goyslop". If you gave up McDonalds and Coca Cola, your life would improve immeasurably, you'd lose weight, you'd learn to cook and become a more interesting person, it'd be something that would make a girl think "he's a keeper", you'd stop transferring money to corporations. A little power shifted from them to you. It's not much but it's a start. Gradually we can whittle down decadence in these ways, which is the real cause of all this and how they take advantage of us.

                wrote. You just skimmed some words and thought you agreed with it. You're that stupid. Cattle, really.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I read none of that garbage I was too busy busting a nut in your mom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women have their place, but they are unquestionably lower, dumber, more petty, more evil, more manipulative and easier to corrupt than men.
      They have lesser consciences. In general, what I mean to say is that they cannot be judged with men's standards.
      They are weak and small. They use stratagems to offset this.

      Does stating and believing all this make me a misogynist? I don't believe so, but many would say so.

      What does it matter? Women still vote, still can decide to get abortions on a whim because they watched a frickimg marvel movie or something.

      They need to be controlled firmly whenever actual real decisions need to be made, like the realms of security, politics, finances, violence, justice, ethics, philosophy, from which women should be barred forever.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /Incel/ general

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femcels are allowed to vent their nonsense on the silver screen but I can't vent on a taiwanese water tasting forum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only incels have any criticisms of women! it’s not like married men have ever complained about women!! the men who have sex are ones like me who orbit around women and heap them with nothing but praise!!

      Any day now.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good god, it's basically pic related, but done completely unironically.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We gave these things rights?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because men never pass out on park benches

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only there was a high protein food that I could feed her after rescuing her from that bench.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you need to drink ALL the protein shake
        >you need to eat ALL the tuna
        >you need to eat ALL the chicken
        No, it's missing something...

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it is literally impossible to be a woman
    stopped reading there

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women make movie about being "oppressed"
    >Men win all the awards

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It needs that 'cool girl' speech from gone girl.

    >>“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

    (Holy frick it's so long I need a part 2)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The b***h doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fricking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point frick someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)”

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.
        Projection of the highest order

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ. Woman write this and then reject a guy for having an android phone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It needs that 'cool girl' speech from gone girl.

        >>“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

        (Holy frick it's so long I need a part 2)

        do women EVER stop b***hing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn I forgot about this rant, I think I used to be better at tuning bullshit nonsense like this out in movies. Now I can't not see it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because Putin brainwashed you into noticing the vile hatred spewed against you or something. Damn you, Putin!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because I grew up and started getting older, for one thing, and then I started educating myself more on civics, philosophy and religion.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. It was the Facebook posts by Putin in 2016 where he stole the election via e-mail. You would never have noticed the multi-billion dollar media conglomerates taking a steaming dump on your head for the last 25 years if it wasn't for those damn bots on Facebook. You would've never noticed their common ethnic heritage either.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't had social media since 2013. Your schizo post is falling flat. I'm pretty sure I know the progression of my own consciousness and education better than some anonymous loser on Cinemaphile.

              >common ethnic heritage
              most of Hollywood is anglo saxon. Most large bank CEO's are of Caucasian decent. a quick google search can confirm this. Ironically, a lot of israeli producers (Favroi, Bruckheimer, James L Brooks) were responsible for politically neutral programming and their retirements have largely coincides with the cultural marxist media landscape we experience and deal with today.

              I know you're maybe trying to be ironic, but I'm taking it literally to prove a point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The b***h doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fricking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point frick someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)”

      >She doesn't like video games.
      >She doesn't like Warhammer
      >SHE DOES NOT LIKE CAPESHIT
      >She likes Henry fricking Cavill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer,
      No. That makes you a gross dyke. I like my women to be into women things. There is no such thing as a "cool girl".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men HUMBLED.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm Ive never seen any behavior like this. All this time I never knew you could just walk up to a woman demand pussy and shed have to comply. Wtf? Is this fr?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, but that's how they FEEL like. And feeling and experience is all that matters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think its just moronic media meant to irritate ppl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now you know why India men speak the way they do

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm great at controlling my anger
      >start getting angry
      There's no way the person who wrote this scene didn't realize the hypocrisy, right?
      >literally
      >infinitely
      Writers today are so shitty. These are the only adjectives they know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't something I'd complain about anymore.
        You see, modern writing has broken me. I'm just happy to see the character even has an arc at all. And Denial is a pretty appropriate theme for modern women.
        I doubt the writers did anything interesting with it though. Probably more haphazard ideas that will subvert young girls into being unattractive abusive bulldykes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So glad I only read manga and don't even bother with this pozzed trash

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So glad I only read manga and don't even bother with this pozzed trash

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why do these CHUDs like cute and attractive characters and not disgusting abominations??? I just don’t GET IT!!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bottom still mogs even if it's shit. That's anime, btw

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Japan is superior, obviously, just from your picture.

            >why do these CHUDs like cute and attractive characters and not disgusting abominations??? I just don’t GET IT!!!!!

            The point is it's no different from s-o-yboys. They're still obsessed with media. They simp for Japanese women. Japanese women are still women. These dudes are looking for girls to simp for. They aren't superior for liking Asian women. They're still beta simps who think an anime girl is a reality they will experience by being a beta b***h. Fricking Western women to them is simping, but these guys think they're going to avoid every problem and they can safely simp with Japanese or Asian women. It's pathetic and they just plug their ears. Simping for women in general will get you burned. It's no different than guys obsessing over the idea of some trad girl. The problem is these guys think because it's Japan, it's magically different. That's how delusional they are. They're going to run into similar problems.

            It's plain as day. Dating Japanese women will be just like the anime i watch. Nothing goes bad and when it does, it's cute and isn't a big deal. Except it will be a big deal. It won't be fun all the time. It will be painful. It will hurt. It will hurt more if they aren't even prepared to face that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Utter projection.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Japan is superior, obviously, just from your picture.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a huge anime dork and have gone out of my way to watch Nagatoro, Uzaki-Chan, Komi Can't Communicate and (most of) Spy x Family. I also really enjoyed HotD but haven't watched the others. They aren't really comparable to each other as I understand and I like both.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch/read something other than the most basic, twitter-tier goyslop

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Such as?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last Exile

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Last Exile is set on the fictional world of Prester.[3][a] Prester's two nations of Anatoray and Disith are separated by a turbulent region of the sky known as the Grand Stream and are engaged in conflict according to the code of chivalric warfare. A superior faction known as the Guild enforces these rules. It also provides the two nations with technology but, unknown to them, has dishonorable intentions, to preserve the status quo and enforce its dominance of both sides. Although the story is set in the future, the technology employed differs from that in a typical space opera
                Slop from 20 years ago is still slop

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do. I just happened to bring those up because they were featured in the image. Are you being willfully dense?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japan has good slop ngl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or be literally murdered

      I thought She-Hulk makes her impervious to virtually everything?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t American Psycho attribute that quote to Ed Gein? Even though Ed Gein was a more tragic figure who mostly dug up bodies rather than killing people.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gein was a moronic schizo troony who murdered women while Kemper is actually an intelligent and well-mannered schizo who murdered women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was 6'9.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have to answer for men's bad behavior
      Do they have any actual examples of this? Remember regressives think you should answer for shit you had nothing to with over a century ago based on your skin color.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman writes this like it's men's fault when really its other women saying all this shit so they can back-bite and crab bucket each-other.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it when the dialogue just feels like the writers just telling you stuff, something very cringey about it. Like self inserting but worse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. TV and Film writing has transitioned to 'tell', instead of 'show'. It's easy to lecture and 'tell' us something, it's another to show us through the drama and the characters.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I figured out that women think I am telling them how to do their job when I verbalize my thought process of what they job is to make sure I have appropriate context.
    Why are women like this? Stop agreeing with me and tell me if I've gotten anything wrong or not so we can continue the conversation with less confusion.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are women like this?
      Being agreeable is literally a revolutionary survival trait, because being excluded from the tribe meant automatic death within days, while men could make it on their own in limited capacity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being agreeable without following the conversation is moronic and why nobody understands women like this, not even other women.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is cold and empty when not turned on
      I don't think she thought that one through

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ouch!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least she's honest

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao is that an actual monologue from the Barbie movie??

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What nice pretty girls.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can see how the Barbie rant was painfully obvious written by a woman, it's all self-inflicted trauma about things that men don't give a frick about but projected onto us
    Of course since it was written by a woman the concept of choice and personal responsibility is not present

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though, why is every piece of female media made in the last few years just a bunch of roasties complaining about men, the patriarchy, and how hard it is to be a woman? I’ve been telling my gf to watch new shows instead of just watching the same 5 shows over and over again, so she finally did, and all these female shows are full of that shit. Why do women have such massive victim complexes? Why are they so fragile?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood is cronyist. you let one of these c**ts get power and they'll get likeminded people work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women typically aren't. It's a result of people being terminally online.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But not too thin
    Anorexia is bad and people who suffer from body dysmorphia to the point where they're starving themselves deserve medical treatment. But women aren't the only sex with body positivity issues. Hell, the 'body positivity movement' solving the "you have to be thin" part caters exclusively to women.
    >You can't ask for money because that's crass
    Any time a woman goes on a date and the man pays, that's effectively her asking for money. Outside of homeless beggars, how many men are out there asking for money?
    >You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean
    Uh yeah??? No one likes shithead bosses. Wowwy what a revelation!
    >You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas
    Again, yeah. If someone brings something to the table, and it's not a good idea, there's ways to letting them know without outright crushing their ideas. That's part of being a good leader.
    >You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time
    Or in other words, you can talk about your kids some times, just not all of the time. How is this an issue? How does this make it impossible to be a woman?
    >You have to be a career woman
    Plenty of men and women would be happy to have/be a stay at home wife but feminists have forced women into the work force and now there's twice the labor and half the pay. You go girlbosses, you've crushed the simple life many women want to lead.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Greatest speech in film history
    I got you, bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b***h that has nothing to do with removing lint from the dryer when you're done using it. What the frick?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll start giving a shit about that when women admit that it’s 99% black and brown men who cat-call them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a friend who used to be a feminist. The second time she went to university she moved from a very white town, to the very brown Leeds. Really redpilled her on who exactly is doing the catcalling.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women have sex with anyone who ask
      Was it always that easy, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post below is from a girl

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope the next generation realizes why women were considered chattel for all of human canon and learn learn what a mistake women's suffrage was.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is natural progression from hypergamy.
      Sons will see their mothers this way.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan's fake resignation speech in The Wolf of Wall Street does it for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M NOT FRICKIN' LEAVIN'
      >Meshuggah plays

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a woman blames men for how hard she finds adhering to standards decided by other women that men dislike and that she ultimately decides to adhere to, even while ranting about how horrible it all is episode
    Who syndicated this?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um... chud. Why are you making everything political? Why are you the noticing these multi-billion dollar international conglomerates' political talking points that they put in every movie and tv show. Really, you are the real problem for noticing things. Why can't we all just get back to progressive idpol while you sit there sheepishly agreeing with our talking points.

    When you think about it, chuds are the real snowflakes.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow babe that's crazy you're so smart and funny anyway lets go home and you can give me a blowjob you give the best blowjobs.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The speech from Network is pretty cool.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do we KEEP getting assaulted??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S-s-s-s-s-s-sh-s-s-s-sh-...
      Ahem...
      S-s-sh-s-s-s-s-sh-s-shut up...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My response is outliving them by several decades.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's cool.
      I prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos.
      Know any?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad some women just admit it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relax everyone. They're just Cowboy Bebop fans

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women do this thing where they tell "jokes" but aren't joking.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The numale reaction:

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idgi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm israeli, and somehow I'm still writing subversive articles for the media! How very unexpected!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's humble bragging
        >my parents are evil and I am the goodest proletariat revolutionary
        When in reality being a pampered b***h is exactly why she grew up to become a waste of oxygen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No one has any idea how that happened
      I cam take a wild guess. Let me try. You grew up pampered and never wanting for anything while your girl boss mom went to work and let the nanny raise you. The nanny sat you in front of the TV for your daily struggle session of whiney, neurotic israelites waging their finger at those evil white Christian bankers and racist.

      Am I in the right ballpark?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty common for the children of privilege to become virtue-signaling SJWs.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Col. Arthur Freemantle : I'm told you're descended from an illustrious military family.

    Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead : Who told you that? Kemper?

    Col. Arthur Freemantle : He tells me it was your uncle who defended Fort McHenry during the War of 1812, and that he was therefore the guardian of the original "Star-Spangled Banner." I must say, I do appreciate the irony of it all.

    Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead : Colonel Freemantle... it does not begin or end with my uncle... or myself. We're all sons of Virginia here.

    Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead : That major out there, commanding the cannon... that's James Dearing. First in his class at West Point, before Virgina seceded. And the boy over there with the color guard...

    Brigadier General Lewis A. Armistead : ... that's Private Robert Tyler Jones. His grandfather was President of the United States. The colonel behind me... that's Colonel William Aylett. Now, his great-grandfather was the Virginian, Patrick Henry. It was Patrick Henry who said to your King George III, "Give me liberty, or give me death." There are boys here from Norfolk... Portsmouth... small hamlets along the James River. From Charlottesville and Fredericksburg... and the Shenondoah Valley. Mostly, they're all veteran soldiers now; the cowards and shirkers are long gone. Every man here knows his duty. They would make this charge, even without an officer to lead them. They know the gravity of the situation, and the mettle of their foe. They know that this day's work will be desperate and deadly. They know, that for many of them, this will be their last charge. But not one of them needs to be told what is expected of him. They're all willing to make the supreme sacrifice... to achieve victory, here... the crowning victory... and the end of this war. We are all here, Colonel. You may tell them, when you return to your country... that all Virginia was here on this day.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women complain about normal life
    >act as though men go through life with zero resistance
    Stunning!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and so, so brave!

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb ass b***h on that booksized rant on the left doesn’t realise you’re ALWAYS going to be pissing someone off.

    The trick is to be appealing to the people you want to garner the respect of. It’s called polarity, and it’s ok that some people like you and some hate you, or think you’re doing whatever the wrong way

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any female speeches that aren’t whining about being a well-off modern woman?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >l need to put in work to get what I want?
    >this is men's fault

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao
    It reminds me that in my country right now, there's a lot of feminism books that try to justify feminism and introduce feminism with more friendly approach because at some point between 2019-2022, people began to hate feminism due to their aggresiveness and the fact that they openly hates men.
    Isn't it funny how they tried to engage with so much people? Writing gazillions of books on why they are ackshually le good organization

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey it's that woman version of the Nostalgia Critic!

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as we’re shitting on modern women, wtf was her problem?

    Robert Pattinson is just talking about his waifus and she gets immediately defensive. Why does she care what he likes? Why do women hate the fact that men find women attractive?

    ?si=-dBcDpWX67Ia8lsH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about men being attracted to 'fantasy' women in fiction
      >to the guy who was in fricking TWILIGHT
      It's like she has 0 self awareness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Liz Olsen says talk about things you love instead of hate
      >Man talks about something he loves
      >Woman mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women hate sexual competition. They want unlimited beta simps orbiting them. They've been spoiled and don't want to work for a mate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The interview stopped including her so she got pissed that two guys were enjoying a conversation about something she knew nothing about.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        skill issue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men are unbelievably based. I guess Pattinson is now /ourguy/ as well?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah him and Cavill are /ourguys/.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          always was.

          Based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        always was.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s been since forever. KStew is also /our girl/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >now
        Have you been living under a rock? Pattinson has been based as frick for years now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've really come to hate women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men are having a laugh over a video game
      >the woman can't relate and gets petty and vindictive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I-IS THAT A... WOMAN HEALER???
      >AAAAAAAH SAVE ME BARBIE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having nerdy fun talking about vidya
      >woman immediately grasps at straws to feel victimized about le women stereoty-
      >he just continues to talk, not paying her attention
      I kneel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s upset because she knows based on that short description alone that she can’t compete.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Man describes what is the male version of the Disney fantasy
      >Woman is offended
      He says what women don't. That's the ideal woman, but it's a fantasy. Women refuse to admit their fantasy is unobtainable.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the webm of the kid walking through school "too many normies, gotta start fricking with them" thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go king

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This man is your friend. He fights for freedom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets laid

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the joke?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes to offend women:
      >Why did the woman cross the road?
      >Rape.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        everything offends women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She didn't like Jerry Maguire
      Is she actually a woman?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The left can't meme.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to be kind and assume you cherry picked a bad joke.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never mind I looked the book up on google books and its just bitter and angry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >After the Scottish couple had a big fight, the man got in his car and drove away. Hours later he returned and interrupted his wife's book club to announce: "You complete me." With tears in her eyes, the woman said, "...sentences."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did it really take FOUR women to write this dreck?
      lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mensisters . . . we lost

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >women will literally write an entire book of shitty jokes based on every little grievance they have rather than stand up for themselves in the moment

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, looking through what was averrable to read it was just an angry book. Not funny (and that was its intent) just bitter and resentful. Chad never called back I guess.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you call a man who just graduated with half an internship on his resume
        >Hired
        What fantasy world does this c**t live in and how do I get there?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women really do believe the world just gives men (often unqualified men) jobs and promotions for free. Bonus points if you are white. Maybe they think the world is like the movies or tv where incompetent people like Homer Simpson get to work in a nuclear power plant.

          I love women so much, they’re so cute and kind.

          Same, but feminism rekt too many of 'em.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unqualified men get into good positions all the time, but the key thing isn't that they're men but that they're daddy or mommy in the industry's specialist little bouncing bundle of joy, and has lots of connections.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nepotism and personal connections benefit both men and women. But women also have affirmative action and qoutas.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Page 2 and it's already over for me as a man.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women run HR and the hiring process.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the equivalent of trying to breed an animal to do everything but it's natural purpose. It goes insane and bashes it's head against the wall until it dies while screaming it's head off. That's all this is.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero acknowledgment of men's problems as though being a man isn't a lonely existence. Wow lady, you have trouble regulating your emotions like a male who had an emotionally unavailable father or an absent father. Congrats. Now you know why men with absent fathers end up in prison so often. They look at the top 1% of men, who still face personal problems and project that onto all men. It's the reason why they obsess over top tier jobs. The vast majority of men aren't CEOs and there are many CEOs of small businesses that don't make the kinds of money these women think they do. Their business is also not mainstream, so they don't have any large-scale recognition or anything. Frickin men get to be CEOs!

    Men can delusional in some ways, but these women act like saying women have an easier time dating and getting laid is on the same level as the CEO thing. The frick? That's extremely down to Earth compared to the CEO thing. The numbers don't lie. They literally can't stop thinking about the top percentages of men. Men on the other hand reverse it and go with the average woman's experience.

    Only men deep in incel ideology focus heavily on the extremes and with anger. Most dudes completely understand women's experiences in terms of dating and access to sex. It's not rare for most girls, even shy ones to have had a boyfriend or some minor sexual experience. No one is shocked by that. They can guess right about how women will lie (unintentionally or intentionally) about how many guys they've been with. Among many other things that women tend to do and the experiences, many tend to have. Not only do they (we) understand it, but we can articulate it to others so that they can understand and not lie or omit details because we want to save face.

    What I just said even shows most women have an average experience, while men are across the board. Where are all the women who can articulate how women tend to operate? Anyone who isn't stupid knows why they're rare.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because you don't understand how difficult it is being a woman doesn't mean it isn't difficult being a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds awesome

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish someone wanted to frick me. Given the choice between that and being completely disposable and invisible (a man), I know what I’d choose.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women complain about catcalls and men hitting on them
      >never once in my life been complimented on my appearance by a woman

      While of course it's a valid complaint. I wonder if they even have the ability to grasp how unwanted a huge number of men feel and how euphoric and powerful the feeling of being desirable actually is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been catcalled and groped by women in bars. somehow, I got on with my life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A middle aged Thai woman in a pub once smiled at me. 5 years later I still think about it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say they were attractive girls.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve been called handsome quite a few times, but only by middle-aged women.

            Should I just start going after gilfs?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean you don't live in total fear now, like women everywhere do?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you’re living in fear, you should arm yourself. Women aren’t more likely to be the victims of violent crimes anyway, but I support their right to self-defense.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best armaments for a woman is a big, brawny husband.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *preferred

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably was a ladyboy haha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IRL I've never seen a man catcall a woman in any public place ever. I'm not saying it's totally made up but it seems like something that is super rare. I feel like it exists more in movies and for some reason women have tricked themselves into thinking it's happened to them like a false memory they created based on a media trope.

        It's weird, if you tell a woman that you've never seen it she'll say it happens to her all the time. Multiple times a day, even. If its that prevalent I feel like as a 30 year old man who has spent a lot of time in working in public places, going to bars, stores, and walking the streets of big cities I would see it at least occasionally. I feel like I'm being gaslit. I don't want to be an butthole and deny people their experiences but this just doesn't come up.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >women have tricked themselves into thinking it's happened to them like a false memory they created based on a media trope.
          Hey, hey. Stop exposing our winning idpol election strategies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't want to be an butthole and deny people their experiences but this just doesn't come up.
          Stop thinking that way. These people are literally accusing you of being nazi rapist creepy pedophile CEO who is oppressing all women and minorities. Stop feeling bad for fighting for your own existence. My existence isn't up for debate and I'm not fricking apologizing. Not only am I not apologizing, but I will be pushing back on this nonsense until it's finally vanquished.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was an interesting video some feminist made called 'I spent 10 hours walking through New York' or something like that, and the most she got was 'Hey' and greetings like that. In a span of 10 minutes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IRL I've never seen a man catcall a woman in any public place ever.
          Every time I saw that happening, it was gypsies doing it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How come when some white guy laughs at a gay joke it's "old white men are evil" but when Ahmed or N'gubu rapes everything that moves it's suddenly "all men are rapists".

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because media is tailored to elicit bad reactions from you. Everyone around me irl knows Black folk rape more.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black guys will tell a woman they want to ass frick them but of course that never gets into TV.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was complimented by a cute girl who worked at a pizza place. She liked my shirt. This was 12 years ago. I still remember it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A middle aged Thai woman in a pub once smiled at me. 5 years later I still think about it.

        some Italian girl said I had beautiful eyes when I was in uni and I still think about it at least once a week

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing makes women happy.
    Nothing.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best speech is Tyler Durden.
    Contenders:
    Will Hunting NSA interview
    Always Be Closing
    Sicilians
    Tears in Rain
    I'll have a coke

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      This is all a psyop to make us turn to trannies

      Or make us want to frick trannies and not have children that way.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is all a psyop to make us turn to trannies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If trannies looked like some Thai lady-boys I’ve seen, I’d have turned to that already.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That shit on the left is god-tier, every single sentence is good bait. Wow.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmagine writing that rant and thinking you nailed it

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could she lose?!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h needs to die in cancer at some point. Can't believe I am conscious of her existence still after all this time

      Worthless nu-aristocracy without any of the trappings of aristocracy that made sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cucked by her husband
      >Cucked by Obama
      >Cucked by Trump
      IMO she kind of has received her punishment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s not cucked by any of them because what you see on tv isnt real politics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        by Obama
        ... they are on the same team

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          When Obama got the nomination, everyone kind of thought he would select her as VP, only for him to select Joe Biden.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oooh nooo how will she ever recover, shes still a rich plutocrat walking free despite being criminal involved in child trafficking, somehow I dont see where the punishment is

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're being disingenuous.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In 2008 he beat her for the Democratic party presidential nomination. It was kind of a bigger deal back then.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The hilarious thing is that it was proven that Hilary's campaign started the rumor of Obama being a secret muslim during the 2008 primary. And then in 2016 her campaign smeared Sanders as an atheist. LMAO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then why is Hillary still assblasted despite 12 years of Biden and Obama? Forget about teams. She wanted the throne

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was a time where Biden was getting surgery, so he invoked the 25th Amendment and briefly stepped down from office so Kamala Harris can take over as acting president. No matter what happens, she was the first woman with the power of the president of the united states, and I can guarantee Hillary was absolutely seething when that happened.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This b***h was the best candidate Democrats could offer.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the plus side it's nice to know that the women who fell for "it's easier to live as a man" are completely miserable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont see whats nice about people becoming victims of the schemes of the israelites, women are moronic but theyre not your enemy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women were like this before the first israelite sucked the first mutilated israelitewiener. The only thing they've done is enable their worst innate traits.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I dont think its natural for anyone to mutilate themselves. Being a homosexual troony is not innate in anyone. Porn, propaganda and bolshevik rhetoric does that to people that spend too much time online

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women have always been the arch-enemy of man, the ancient Greeks and Egyptians figured this shit out millenia ago.
        Cosmic battle of masculine and feminine principles and all that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek wtf. Women are literally the complement of man. Ik youre a virgin boy but didnt mommy and daddy have big boy talk with you? Penis goes in vegana and thats how the world keeps going.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's true. Their desire, their coding, is to ruin the man they love, bend him to their will and then destroy their family due to her own arrogance ("the spark is gone")
            Women need to be controlled and firmly, but gently moved toward productive endeavors without giving them the chance to destroy it all with their innate moronation

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek fricking incel the frick is wrong with you man. Good on you, you leep baiting me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read my post here, I thought it was concise enough in getting my point across

                Women have their place, but they are unquestionably lower, dumber, more petty, more evil, more manipulative and easier to corrupt than men.
                They have lesser consciences. In general, what I mean to say is that they cannot be judged with men's standards.
                They are weak and small. They use stratagems to offset this.

                Does stating and believing all this make me a misogynist? I don't believe so, but many would say so.

                What does it matter? Women still vote, still can decide to get abortions on a whim because they watched a frickimg marvel movie or something.

                They need to be controlled firmly whenever actual real decisions need to be made, like the realms of security, politics, finances, violence, justice, ethics, philosophy, from which women should be barred forever.

                ^
                The point is roughly that women, while important especially due to their nurturing, nesting behavior and child rearing, etc, nonetheless are a lower species than man, and it's cruel to expect them to perform to male standards.

                They become crazy if you try, they are already becoming crazier by the day due to the stress of trying to be ~men~.
                They never should've been given access to male spaces, male rights or male duties. Its ridiculous

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit seems like it's too perfectly crafted to be real.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my gf keeps comparing me to her dad
    >I don't mean just subconsciously I mean if I do something she doesn't like she will literally say "Um, my dad would NEVER do that!"
    >like that somehow matters or I should care what she thinks her dad would do

    Fellas, this is my first serious gf but I really want to break up. I can't stand this shit. Is this too petty of a reason to break up with someone? Keep in mind I don't even know how I got a woman to date me in the first place so it's not like I can just get a new one. It's driving me insane.
    >my dad would never make a Cinemaphile post complaining about a woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should ask her about it, but that's a real dumb reason to break up

      How's your sex life ?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daddy issues
      Just how much are you against being alone? I'd say you should get the frick out of there, especially if you already have a desire to break up. Just be aware that if you're holding out for a woman without daddy issues, you'll find a unicorn first.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't even know how I got a woman to date me in the first place
      I'm guessing you look like her dad.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women so toxic these days? It feels like all the things they complain about being toxic masculinity they kind of co-opted for themselves as being feminism and powerful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turn off the internet and there you go. You wont find many women or anyone who give three shits about any of this in real life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically every single woman is a "bratty sub" mesugaki who wants, craves and desires to be dominated physically l, socially, culturally and politically.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All bark no bite.
      I know a lot of female friends irl in which some of them are self declaring themselves as feminist in social media. none of them are showing those feminist characteristic irl, or acting like a girlboss, seems like they knew their place.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is kind of funny how on social media they are all "yas girlboss slay, trans rights!" and shit. Then when you walk past them talking in the office all they talk about how they are excited to show of heir new pink skirt to Chad whose in the KKK.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of feminism is just a shit test. Most women really don't want a feminist guy if he's also a feminized guy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Article says Robbie and Gerwig "miss out on Oscar nominations"
            >Both of them are literally nominated for an Oscar in different categories

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That cartoon lady is not ranting she's telling Rick he is an butthole and needs to think more of his family because he is and does.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nora Vincent wouldn't even last a year if she did her experiment in this day and age.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Howard... I hate you so much for leaving me here, sometimes I hope you die. I'm sorry. I feel awful admitting that, but it's the truth. I was curious about other men. I'm sure you don't want to hear about a stranger satisfying your wife, and I swear it was only once. It was a mistake. It wasn't him that I wanted. I know that now. And I wish things could just go back to the way they were before, but I don't see how they could, not after the things I've done. Oh, Howard. I realize how this all must sound. Honestly, there was a time I was flattered to have someone as handsome as you pine over me. You're such a good person. I know that. I made sure to always be mindful with your heart. I never wanted you to feel jealous. It's an awful feeling like a rot, the way it just twists and turns at your insides. I know that aching so well. I feel it. Whenever I see others whose lives come easy because the truth is, I'm not really a good person. The reason I kept my eyes to the ground around other men was never to avoid hurting you. It's because I understood how lucky I was to have your attention. I may be a poor farm girl, Howard, but I'm not stupid. I spotted you the moment you came to live with us. You worked hard like the other farmhands, but you were different. You're from somewhere. A nice, comfortable place that you could return to whenever you wanted. I'm so desperate to have that. All my life, I've wanted off this farm and you were my ticket out. So... I made sure to never let you see who I really was. It worked like a charm, too. Then when you finally brought me back to your home to meet your family, it was just as I hoped. A life straight out of the pictures. At least that's what it felt like to me. And you didn't want it. You just wanted to stay here on our farm, and that made me so angry.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could you? I'm certain you knew I hated it, you must've. How could you be so selfish and cruel after all I've done to make you happy? I was even pregnant with your baby. I never wanted to be a mother. I loathed the feeling of it growing inside me. It felt like sickness. Pulling and sucking on me like some needy animal in a barn. How could I be responsible for another life? Life terrifies me. It's harsh, and bleak, and draining. I was so relieved when it died. It was one less weight keeping me trapped here, but then the war came and you left me, too. Why did you leave me, Howard? I hate feeling like this. So pathetic. Do people like you ever feel this way? I figure you don't. You seem so perfect all the time. Lord must've been generous to you. He never answers any of my prayers. I don't know why. What did I do? What is wrong with me? Please, just tell me so maybe I can get better. I don't want to end up like Mama. I want to be dancing up on the screen like the pretty gals in the pictures. I want what they have so badly, to be perfect, to be loved from as many people as possible to make up for all my time spent suffering.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wake in the middle of the night and the fear washes over me, 'cause what if this is it? What if this is right where I belong? I'm a failure. I'm not pretty or naturally pleasant, or friendly. I'm not smart, or funny, or confident. I'm exactly what Mama said I was, weak. I don't know why. What did I do? Why wasn't my family like yours? I hate what it feels like to be me and not you. I'm so scared that when you finally come home, you'll see me and be frightened like everyone else is. I know what I've done, the bad things, terrible, awful, murderous things. I regret them now, but I liked how they felt. I wish I didn't, but I did. At first, it was only animals smaller than myself. Nothing with feelings. Nothing that could hurt me back. It felt good. Killing's easier than you think, till recently with Mama and the boy from the picture house. They were different. They were more meaningful. I hurt them so they too might know what it feels like to suffer, but poor Daddy didn't deserve that. I wish I hadn't done what I did. Mama meant well. She had a hard life. She only wanted a home to feel safe in. I can see that. I thought I hated her, but I just want to feel safe, too. Lord... I made such a mess of things. I don't know how much more I can take. I need to clean this up. All of it. I need to make things right before you see me again. Maybe if I can turn this farm into a home for us like you wanted, things will finally be different. I can forgive. I can be who you want me to be if you'll just stay with me. Would you do that, please? I can't be all by myself anymore. It's too hard. We can love each other. I'll do that for you if you really meant all that "till death do us part." It'd be enough, just you and me here on this farm. All I really want is to be loved. I'm having such a hard time without it lately.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed woman bashing thread imo. Too bad it's gonna be archived soon.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love women so much, they’re so cute and kind.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    left is the most moronic thing I've ever read, and the fact that women CRIED over it makes it even worse

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