>Arnold drives in the breakdown lane >multiple stampedes at toy stores >Sinbad pepper sprays Arnold >Arnold molests a child in a ball pit >mothers beat Arnold with wrapping paper tubes >Arnold 1v1s an entire criminal organization of counterfeiting Santa's >Arnold and Sinbad fight in a diner phone booth >Sinbad blows up a radio station >Arnold punches a reindeer and then feeds it a beer >Phil Hartman tries to rape Arnold's wife >Sinbad falsely imprisons the real Dementor actor
I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
if we're being strict about excluding all violence, though, it's a difficult task to find something aimed at adults that doesn't include any
you're pretty much stuck with documentaries and musicals, and even some musicals have stylized or comedic violence
The whole fricking thing is technically a crime. Just because for whatever reason in universe it's okay to hold somebody against their will doesn't make it a crime in our eyes. It's unbelievable and ridiculous. Great movie though.
Miracle on 34th Street, the original 1947 version. It was really really good. Though technically Santa Claus did punch that gayass psychologist, so that might take it out of the running.
Step sister let's you cum in her pussy
That's probably still a crime.
Jingle All the Way
Doesn't arnie beat the shit out of a bunch of wrestlers in that movie?
>Arnold drives in the breakdown lane
>multiple stampedes at toy stores
>Sinbad pepper sprays Arnold
>Arnold molests a child in a ball pit
>mothers beat Arnold with wrapping paper tubes
>Arnold 1v1s an entire criminal organization of counterfeiting Santa's
>Arnold and Sinbad fight in a diner phone booth
>Sinbad blows up a radio station
>Arnold punches a reindeer and then feeds it a beer
>Phil Hartman tries to rape Arnold's wife
>Sinbad falsely imprisons the real Dementor actor
I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
None of these were really that violent though, and they were all done for comic relief.
if we're being strict about excluding all violence, though, it's a difficult task to find something aimed at adults that doesn't include any
you're pretty much stuck with documentaries and musicals, and even some musicals have stylized or comedic violence
dont remember, because it was so fricking boring
druk. watched on new years eve
>drinking at work
>drinking and driving
>accusations of paedophilia
that's crime
Love Actually.
The kid trespasses at the airport.
Society of the Snow unless you consider nature violence.
we bought a zoo
Proof that a movie can be enjoyable and meaningful without violence, crime, and murder.
The whole fricking thing is technically a crime. Just because for whatever reason in universe it's okay to hold somebody against their will doesn't make it a crime in our eyes. It's unbelievable and ridiculous. Great movie though.
Doesn't make it not a crime, I mean.
I thought it was explained that Truman was owned by the production company somehow.
>it's a Truman attacks his wife episode
Saw
Son, my ADHD IS OFF THE... I play Wrestling Empire while dying constantly
Mobile games... I'm advancing
Just saw The Holdovers last week
Comfiest kino of the decade probably
It was great, really enjoyed it
The Swimmer
Step-Mom gets step-sis Olivia attempt to ride your small penis SPH.
This.
There's a song about war AND a song about a psycho killer. Murder, crime and violence right there.
The Holly and the Ivy (1952)
The Passion of the Christ
Why do Christians get off on watching Jesus get brutalized?
A Bronx Tale.
a few 'zog joints
>Into the Inferno
>Encounters at the End of the World
>the meteor one
Le petit Nick.
Quite excellent.
A Christmas story
A Taxing Woman (1987)
Unforgiven
popstar
Grizzly Man. I mean unless you count a bear killing someone as murder.
>and violence?
Did you not read to the end of the sentence?
Frick off, I only watch stuff with murder and crime
Her
Reservoir Dogs
Sorry OP I think I misunderstood the question, disregard this post please.
My Dinner with Andre
a man is mauled to death with machetes (offscreen) in this one
oh ya i forgot about that scene
Miracle on 34th Street, the original 1947 version. It was really really good. Though technically Santa Claus did punch that gayass psychologist, so that might take it out of the running.
Junior.