I'm more annoyed at people constantly taking selfies, especially while making a le quirky face.
Just taking photos of mundane life events in general is fricking annoying and I always refuse to be photographed unless it's actually a major event like a wedding.
Imagine being so conceited that you think permanently immortalizing your visage on a daily basis is a good idea.
Many Saints of Newark. Before that, The Force Awakens. I just don't enjoy the theater experience. Food and drink are too expensive, I hate people being on their phones or talking through the movies (minorities are the worst), and I like being able to pause the movie at home if I need to run to the bathroom or let the dog out or answer my or something.
Detective Pikachu. I thought it was OK for a kids movie. Before that I think I saw the first fantastic beasts with my mom while I was visiting because she wanted to get out while dad put in a cabinet in the kitchen. Every theater experience I've had in the last 15 years has consisted of lousy projection, screaming teenagers, and the ever present stench of weed vapes so I just gave up. Couch is comfier and I can pause when I need to piss. Theaters are a dead industry now that people have hd tvs, I think the only market is mindbroken consumer cattle who NEED TO SEE IT RIGHT AWAY and hispanic families who want their kids to yell at something other than eachother for 90 minutes.
I did see a showing of Kiki's Delivery Service at a theater about a year ago but that was a private event for a friend's wedding at a "theater lounge" with catered food and tables rather than normal seats, and no little shit children or doped up college students, so I don't think it really counts.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The one before that was Interstellar. The next Tarantino movie will almost certainly be the last one I ever see in theaters, and it's just as a thank you to him for making some of my favorite films back in the day.
Dark Tower. I was drunk and happened to walk by a theatre. I was very disappointed. Which I knew I would be but I expected to be mad about it but it made me realize the industry is dead so why be mad on purpose and I've not watched a new movie since.
I don't even really follow politics at all or go on this website much anymore. I just assume that whatever the left is doing is increasingly stupid and destructive and so I progressively become more right wing as a result.
Mario movie. Was even worse than I expected. Bit sad how me and the boys went from visiting the cinema together, like, 5 times a year, to visiting it pretty much never.
What's up with his daughter? Is she still acting. It was weird how they tried to shill her into acting roles. Her best friend is Johnny Depp's daughter. I wonder who is the bad influence there.
I took a day off work for my birthday to see this in an empty theater. I took an edible and almost had a panic attack because I convinced myself I was having a heart attack
I took my son to see the live action lion king. We were both bored out of our mind and just left along with some other people. We played that Jurassic Park light gun game in the lobby for half an hour instead.
EXPEND4BLES. I knew it would be low grade, but it even went lower than that.
All explosions were bad CGI, even my old eyes could easily tell the difference.
Megan Fox acted like a porn actress trying to do the scenes between sex.
They basically had five total sets and one was used for 2/3rds of the movie, a cargo ship.
The Batman. It was too long.
>amerifats can't go 10 minutes without shoveling junk food into their mouth
>I-IS THAT PEOPLE EATING FOOD I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAA
Just like yurogays and penises.
I'm more annoyed at people constantly taking selfies, especially while making a le quirky face.
Just taking photos of mundane life events in general is fricking annoying and I always refuse to be photographed unless it's actually a major event like a wedding.
Imagine being so conceited that you think permanently immortalizing your visage on a daily basis is a good idea.
LOL I hope your life improves and you find happiness one day. You sound like a depressed and self-conscious loser right now.
Blade runner 2049
Movie theater popcorn is in the top 50 most delicious foods in the world
if you're fat and have never had real food that wasn't loaded with chemicals before
No, even if you're not that.
nonamericans can't go 5 minutes without obsessing about americans
god i hope putin nukes yurop
Literally what does this have to do with America?
Stop being so obsessed with us, Mohammad.
Jocker
Rush Hour 2
Nice, mine was pic related.
Wait they had the directors cut in theaters? When?
surprised his eyes aren’t red from crying
Stop blaming the herb
Infinity War. Nothing since has motivated me to get off my ass.
Many Saints of Newark. Before that, The Force Awakens. I just don't enjoy the theater experience. Food and drink are too expensive, I hate people being on their phones or talking through the movies (minorities are the worst), and I like being able to pause the movie at home if I need to run to the bathroom or let the dog out or answer my or something.
Err the name escapes me but the movie about child trafficking that for some reason made the left freak out... Ok it came to me Sound of Freedom.
Cillian Murphy builds a superweapon and then is sad it was used to kill people. It was good.
i went to see the northman because i loved the lighthouse
it was alright
Can you not pick on him, please? What’s wrong with you?
I haven't been to the movies since I was 12.
Detective Pikachu. I thought it was OK for a kids movie. Before that I think I saw the first fantastic beasts with my mom while I was visiting because she wanted to get out while dad put in a cabinet in the kitchen. Every theater experience I've had in the last 15 years has consisted of lousy projection, screaming teenagers, and the ever present stench of weed vapes so I just gave up. Couch is comfier and I can pause when I need to piss. Theaters are a dead industry now that people have hd tvs, I think the only market is mindbroken consumer cattle who NEED TO SEE IT RIGHT AWAY and hispanic families who want their kids to yell at something other than eachother for 90 minutes.
I did see a showing of Kiki's Delivery Service at a theater about a year ago but that was a private event for a friend's wedding at a "theater lounge" with catered food and tables rather than normal seats, and no little shit children or doped up college students, so I don't think it really counts.
Winter Soldier
The impractical jokers movie...I thought they were going to lean more into the edginess, cause it was a theatrical release. Mother frick was I wrong.
Last thing before that was interstellar. GZ -1 seems promising, I have doubts about the Miyazaki movie.
The Mario movie with my family. I legitimately can't remember the one before that, might have been the Batman.
I thought he was getting mental help for being an unlikeable lil b***h boy.
wtf his eyes are dry
this is not the kevin smith i know
Oppenheimer.
Same
Rogue One in December 2015
Deathly hallows part 2
Zombieland 2 lel
the last Jedi. figured I was done paying to be insulted.
>help I have AIDS
The first Avatar. Then BlackRock came along and screwed everything up. Now, maybe one good film comes out every two years.
fast x
LOL, he's proud that he's at the premier.
Kiki's Delivery Service
1917, like a week before they closed for the wuflu.
The Nun 2 Electric Boogaloo
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The one before that was Interstellar. The next Tarantino movie will almost certainly be the last one I ever see in theaters, and it's just as a thank you to him for making some of my favorite films back in the day.
Abraham's Valley by Manoel de Oliveira
the only film worth watching in the quinzaine at cannes this year, all the rest was stupid woke shit
Unironically it was The Dark Knight Rises back in 2012. I haven't been in a theater since.
Dark Tower. I was drunk and happened to walk by a theatre. I was very disappointed. Which I knew I would be but I expected to be mad about it but it made me realize the industry is dead so why be mad on purpose and I've not watched a new movie since.
I saw castle in the sky in theaters it was cash
Joker.
I don't even really follow politics at all or go on this website much anymore. I just assume that whatever the left is doing is increasingly stupid and destructive and so I progressively become more right wing as a result.
Mario movie. Was even worse than I expected. Bit sad how me and the boys went from visiting the cinema together, like, 5 times a year, to visiting it pretty much never.
saw viii and texas chainsaw at some mediocre horror night bleh
I don't even remember. It's been that long.
What's up with his daughter? Is she still acting. It was weird how they tried to shill her into acting roles. Her best friend is Johnny Depp's daughter. I wonder who is the bad influence there.
I took a day off work for my birthday to see this in an empty theater. I took an edible and almost had a panic attack because I convinced myself I was having a heart attack
Spectre 2015
This one, actually. Or Mission Impossible. I don’t really remember what I saw first
the norfman
The Meg. It was ok. Fun but hd too many things going on and was made odd. Saw x is next
the Bryan Cranston Godzilla
i regret everything
Jackass 4
blade runner 2049
Took my dad, we both enjoyed it.
Last one for me as well, 100% worth it for the IMAX sound.
Free Guy
Mario once alone and the second time with my 5yo son
Avengers: endgame
After that, I've never really felt the need to go to a theater.
pic related
and before that was 20 years ago watching Return of the King red carpet premier
you didn't miss a single good movie in those 20 years btw, except the hobbit movies
last 3 starting with the most recent
Barbie
Mario
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
it was so long ago I can't even remember
>Le wide open eyes picture
>muh wife’s brown taint
>Muh booster shots
This guy is so cringe and corny, he can’t possibly be happy, can he?
>he can’t possibly be happy
this movie validates his 20 year old standup material
he has bigger ego than he had before.
Death Race I think.
I took my son to see the live action lion king. We were both bored out of our mind and just left along with some other people. We played that Jurassic Park light gun game in the lobby for half an hour instead.
Let Me In
The soundtrack was perfect for a big sound system. Those 80s songs like the part in the arcade were kino
Barbie.
T2 recently at a local, and then Top Gun 2. i don't think i'm going to see anything else for a looooooong time.
Puss In Boots 2
The Force Awakens
>mfw Bobo the capeshitman looks directly into the camera and quips and I get the 80s movie reference
>all those laughing reacts
smithbros....i don't feel so good
Pic related back in 2016, with my ex-wife. Not a bad one to end on. Can't imagine myself going to the theater anymore.
daily reminder
The Wolf of Wall Street.
Beavis and Butthead, back when there was a $1 theater up the street from the bar.
The Barbie Movie
EXPEND4BLES. I knew it would be low grade, but it even went lower than that.
All explosions were bad CGI, even my old eyes could easily tell the difference.
Megan Fox acted like a porn actress trying to do the scenes between sex.
They basically had five total sets and one was used for 2/3rds of the movie, a cargo ship.
Prometheus
It said last, not worst.
STOP
BLAMING
THE
HERB