What's the moral of this story?
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i dont think there was one. i just enjoyed the ride
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Like what?
everyone did drugs back then even morons
Even if you're a fricking moron just keep going and maybe one day some b***h with aids might bang you.
It's especially poignant on this board.
Trust no b***h
It was boomer revisionism, portraying the anti-war movement as detrimental and treating soldiers who fought in Vietnam as heroes for risking their lives for an imperialist war machine. Time has shown us otherwise.
Take a shower hippie.
Be a good person work hard and do what other people tell you and you'll become a millionaire war hero Olympic gold medalist.
It's boomer boner fuel.
Dont save a hoe, shrimp is tasty, pursue passions for the hell of it, even a moron could have seen watergate coming
Be a moronic golem and everything works out for you
Cursed get
As if I wouldn't notice a top 10 post of the day. Get recognized, bawd.
Even if your le tarded, you can figure out that it's both: we're predestined, and random molecules floating around at the same time, and we can know what love is.
forrest gump is a israeli movie
That no matter what, you can have sex. Unless youre ugly
Being a moron is better than being a prostitute.
Women are aids.
don't simp for prostitutes
That even a simple person can live an amazing life and to not give up despite limitations are the main ones.
I would say the point is that we overcomplicate and ruin our lives by thinking and worrying too much, when in reality life is so simple a moron could figure it out. Like we’re all out here worrying and fumbling over ourselves, when in reality, when life says ‘just go, moron’, we should listen
The White House has an unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper.
americans are morons cripples full of aids
even tards get pussy
An ill fitting red hat won't hide a shit hair cut.
>Work hard
>Become a millionaire
>You can now finally settle down with an AIDs-ridden prostitute and her bastard child
If you blindly do what you're told without thinking, you'll be successful in life
He doesn’t do blindly what he’s told, though, he goes back for bubba despite orders and he saves lieutenant dan while he’s directly ordering him not to.
shut up chud
women are prostitutes
literally life is what you make it
He was too low IQ to let over thinking things stop him. So he was able to have a great life, despite the jenny stuff. But in his mind, he still won.
Haley Joel Osment was that kid? Am I being Mandela'd?
No matter how moronic you are you can get a crumb of pussy if you wait long enough
>No matter how moronic you are you can get a crumb of pussy if you wait long enough
No matter how moronic you are, women will find a way to frick you over and take your money.
If you're ignorant and you never, ever question anything around you, you will be greatly rewarded regardless of your abilities. If you have even the slightest doubt about the interests, abilities, or motives of your betters, you will be annihilated.
> never, ever question anything around you
This is cynical horseshit, Forrest questioned things and made independent decisions all the time. He doesn’t accept Jenny being abused by the crowd or by her black panther boyfriend and he pulls Lt Dan out of a massive rut by specifically defying the angry shit he says.
Those people are punished by Forrest Golem for doubting/questioning.
What, by doing things like running away and getting abused and fricked by black panthers, or dying on purpose in an American war? Those don’t seem like things a good israeli servant would try to talk people out of doing. Forrest definitely does not influence people towards a degenerate way of life
.... You cut out the keyboard cat! Fricker!
>14 years ago..... goddamnit
don't frick an aids ridden drug addict rawdog
There's loads of trees out there living real kickass lives. My ex-wife's a tard, she's a pilot
The best ways to make a lot of money aren't the obvious ones, since if they were obvious everyone would do them. It might be shrimp, it might be flushing out domestic heating systems, it might be becoming the sole manufacturer of a single component which is nonetheless of crucial importance to a vital industry. You have to think outside the box.