What's the sex like?

What's the sex like?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing compared to how Emily is in the sack tbh
    Vaggie Jelly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie crying/jerking off in the corner while Emily and Charlie have the rawest, kinkiest wildest sex on the bed.

      Imagine the threesomes.
      >Angel Dust when he sees Charlie the next morning severely dehydrated and looking worse than him after a breakless 16 hour gangbang in the studio.
      >Frick my life Charlie, what happened to you?
      >The second cumming. And the third. And the fourth. And... I don't know, I lost count after that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They make a cute triad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being overpowered by high class autist
        so I'm guess she's the center of the threesome

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinky.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot as hell

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing. Lesbian domestic violence rates are high for a reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. My aunt complains about her shitty wife all the time. Turns out lesbians have massive insecurity issues.

      Would you believe me if I told you they are both security guards?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are they hot? have this security guard rape fantasy

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No sex before marriage. Just passionate kissing and hand holding.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot as Frick
    and totally ADAM APPROVED!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam's daughter gets to frick Charlie
      A final "Frick You" to Lucifer

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Passionate and full of love. The most pure sex ever

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Viv forgot to make them an actual couple until the last 2 episodes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She ditched their conflict and unrealistically had them make up end-of-season so speculation didn't run wild.
      I would even be 100% on board if the ex-exterminator thing made Charlie and Vaggie temporarily break up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would even be 100% on board if the ex-exterminator thing made Charlie and Vaggie temporarily break up.
        Of all the shitty overused cliches in fiction this has got to be the worst one. Quite possibly the only redeeming thing about this whole fricking cartoon is the fact that the main character is already in an established stable relationship and likely will be for the whole series.

        Why the frick would Charlie get angry at Vaggie for keeping it a secret from her when it's flagrantly clear that Vaggie got better with Charlie's help and didn't end up being more like Lute or Adam.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's lame to be in a confirmed relationship day 1 (even though no one finds it convincing), and then be in the exact same place they started 3 seasons later.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's novel to see an active couple instead of will they won't they. So I agree.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, i ain't gonna watch it!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Passionless

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead, like most lesbian bedrooms

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the ramifications of an angel and a half angel having a baby?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie crying/jerking off in the corner while Emily and Charlie have the rawest, kinkiest wildest sex on the bed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should join.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she begs nicely, Emily might let her lick her feet and lick the girlcum off Charlie's sloppy seconds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie sleeps on a mattress in the basement. Alastor canonically tucks Charlie in bed every night.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None cause their not dating.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one has the most tasty pussy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaggie's an angel so probably her.
      Charlie's probably tastes like sulfur.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone else is tired of Cinemaphile having a dozen different threads that are slow as a snail each instead of a few/single active one I made a general for HH/HB over on sturdy we can try out, link at the bottom of the pic related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      St.urdy.chan Cinemaphile...
      Isn't that the Homestuck board? What do you think you're doing anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a trap.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 womans
    What do you think ?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >straight men, mostly virgins, having strong opinions about women's sex lives

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What else are they going to do? They will never achieve much in their lives.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fictional women's sex lives? or lack thereof

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What else are they going to do? They will never achieve much in their lives.

      Smells like roast beef in here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Cinemaphilemblr in action.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam has an opinion about it, and that had to be deliberately put into the show for it to exist, and no one protests when he expresses it either so... you're actually irrelevant on this one, sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt the majority of woman are munching carpets at this instant, tumblr is this way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >straight women, mostly virgin landwhales having strong opinions on gay sex
      Same thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yurigays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      breasts or gtfo

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with Lute multiple times then DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want Vaggie and Charlie to break her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie, Vaggie, and Emily* ftfy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. Can't believe I forgot the cutest one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've been over this, he's for Emily.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie corrupting Emily and making her fall!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would fall for Charlie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone stop her before she corrupts all the female angels.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too late. She's a Stacy just like her dad is a chad.

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