>OH MY GOD YOU FRICKED HER??? SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS 364 DAY 23 HOURS OLD!!!!! >No I fricked her and hour after that >oh ok you’re not a disgusting fricking evil pedophile then
Get real
Damien definitely inherited the bawd genes from Bruce, but he's very feisty due to his mom's side. Hence he's the most uptight. However when the bawd wakes up, Damien is as wild as any. He's notoriously fond of being pegged, being the only bisexual of the bunch.
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Post-script: but he can only bottom for a female, never top. Once a bawd, always a bawd.
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Damian would power bottom the frick out of Jon's BKC
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Damian's got the feisty but if a male knows what buttons to press, his power bottom side emerges. All his pride can't stop his inner bawd from emerging. He's got quite the reputation among other heroes.
Sure he isn't a bawd like Dick, but he does sleep around (albeit at a much slower rate).
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Would Damian continue Bruce's legacy and come onto Terry in the future?
Would Terry inherit the bawd gene too? Did Martha also have to deal with Thomas' bawd gene?
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Thomas was the original bawd yes. Martha pegged him to keep "under control".
Damien tops Terry aplenty, whose bawd genes are similar to his own. Like Damian, he's got a serious weakness for pegging.
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However, Terry tends to melt like butter when flirted with. He isn't feisty like Damien, he's far more submissive. He's got the sarcasm however his bawd genes are too strong not to respond to flirting.
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Terry is also probably the most bisexual after Damian, bawdting himself out to various chicks who top him. It's mainly due to a shortage of hot guys in Gotham.
>He was just a bit of a feisty rebel in B:TAS.
TNBA Tim Drake is infamously just Jason. He has nothing of comic Tim's personality but directly has Jason Todd's stories.
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They even gave Jason the TNBA suit in Under the Red Hood.
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Well the OYL suit, which was based off the TNBA suit anyway. man difference is no sleeves on the OYL version
Jason is pure and only for monogamy in the missionary position
Dick is a canon bawd
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In other words, Jason was basically the bride of Batman while Dick was the ultra-promiscuous bawd of Batman.
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Of all the Robins, he's the only one who likes to wear wedding dress white.
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Remember when Jason fricked Talia al Ghul?
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Well Jason is mostly pure. But Bruce does allow him to sow his wild oats. He's overwhelmingly gay however Jason will top a female if she is exceptional (unlike Damian the ultra-bottom).
Selena, Harley, Ivy.....you name her, she's pegged Damian's butt.
dick, tim, jason, damian.
Tim and Dick are loose in different ways. Dick is the kind who knows he’s hot stuff, and he wants everyone to know that he knows. Tim is the kind who’s just desperate for attention. Jason isn’t *usually* the type to flaunt himself, but he draws a lot of attention anyways. Damian is the kind of person to worry about his reputation, definitely tries to keep it secret
I wouldn't go as far as dismissing it as not good to look at. My issue's more with feeling obligated to peruse through the art drawing my attention to even the most minor of details to the point it gets thrice as long getting through a damn issue. I'd rather not do it if I know for sure the story's dogshit. Picrel unrelated to last point.
There’s no subtext. The costume was just an unfortunate carryover from what was acceptable for the 40s. Nowadays, that shit looks weird as frick but fanboys are allergic to change and prefer to keep everything the same instead of switching to something that meets the standards of today. Adaptations don’t usually have this issue and just use Tim’s suit for everything.
It was ALWAYS weird as frick, it wasn't normal to walk around in a cape and short pants in the 40's either. But superhero comics are their own world and can do what they want.
It's just that our adaptation industry is fricking moronic and forces these fantasy characters to exist in "the real world!" so you have these characters that are strictly meant to be in their own world have to wear tactical gear and athletic wear.
Kathy and Bette Kane were created to curb that assumption. They were to function as Batman and Robin’s respective love interests. The assumption came from the book, Seduction of the Innocent. DC were worried that parents would believe that crap so they made the necessary changes to disprove the claims.
In bawd harem timeline, every Robin has their own costume suit to match their personality.
Jason's is the closest to a wedding bride style in terms of the trim and fabric. Dick is flaunty and bordello in his, especially in the design of the upper torso.
It's no accident Jason's nickname is "The Bride". He's practically married to Bruce, considered the unchallenged favorite. But this doesn't stop the other harem members from getting plenty of action.
Do the Batboys "play" with each other? *Are* they allowed to play with each other?
They do indeed. It's a way to keep their "skills" honed.
Dick is the biggest bawd by far
Every older man he meets wants to frick him and he lets them
And this isn’t even including Raptor or Tiger
Superboy in particular power-rams Dick into ahegao status, exhausting him completely.
The best JayDick stories are the ones where Dick feels immense shame and guilt in wanting to frick his underage lil' bro only for Slade to do it first when Jason grows up, making Dick immensely jealous and finally ravages Jason himself
A degenerate fujo thread, not the sunshine tumblr shippy type
We're talking about Bruce pimping out boys in his image here obviously daddybats needs correction
Of course. Bruce never stopped being a bawd, and he isn't above letting his bawd harem have fun. Batgirl encouraged the hedonism believing it would bring the harem together.
I like to think every Robin's "R" has its own distinctive style, reflecting harem personality. Dick's, for example, is very bawdy. Jason's is quite romantic and bride-esque.
Steph serves as Tim's enthusiastic prepper. Tim loves to be a good boy but has a harder time taking Bruce's full girth and tends to whimper and squirm alot. So Steph preps his butthole for a few hours and when she needs to, helps calm him down
When Jason or Damian get really finnicky and bratty about not getting attention, Steph helps calm them down with cuddles until Bruce can get to them again.
Carrie mostly just helps keep things in order, just a good soldier. But Dick can be a bit jealous and snippy with her. She mostly just ignores it.
When they really misbehave, Cass gets called in for punishment...
Babs takes care of the technical stuff. diets, scheduling, emotional checks. She knows how to keep productivity up to peak both in the field and sexually. She's a strict disciplinarian when needed. Dick can be a bit bratty with her, but she can keep him in line. Steph reports to her and Cass is her enforcer(and her own plaything, when needed.)
The villainesses are just when the harem bawds need to really go wild, having intense desire on a constant basis. Explore their urges for a good bottoming. Even predominately gay bawds do have their curiosity about the mysterious other gender.
>terry goes back in time/multiverse hops >who are you people >Tries to explain he's Bruce's son from the future >Dick thinks he's trying too hard, Jason thinks he seems cool, Tim is curious and Damian thinks he's insolent >Tells them he's Batman >Bruce shows up and says "oh, really?" >an hour later, he's being pressed down as Bruce unloads inside him >whines that he's "not going to wear the Robin costume, old man" >Bruce just goes harder > Dick finds one of his older suits than barely fits him anymore >They make Terry dress in it >it's really tight on him, exposing his navel and his bulge sticking out in the small pants >complains that he's BATMAN, not Robin >maybe they find his costume, but instead of letting him have it back, they make him wear a mask like Cass' that covers his mouth an eyes when he misbehaves
I like the idea of Terry wearing a variant of a Robin suit that has enough of Terry's old Batman design in it, reminding Terry what a bawd he's become.
Damian, for obvious reasons, is a rival to his sibling Terry. Not that they ever acknowledge such bonds. In the harem, a bawd is a bawd.
or maybe even making him wear a Batgirl costume instead. >you want to be a bat so bad, don't you?
Something like Babs' old costume with the heels.
Damian would take great amusement at any feminization and also the fact that technically he's the "big brother".
Are you telling me that's an actual cover
Bruce is a pedo.
Robin is 16 and a total bottom prostitute so Bruce isn’t a pedo
>16
>not a pedo
Average gay man
>14 yo girl so erotic oooooh
>not a pedo
Average straight man
Anything over 14 is adult. Bruce is a foggot though, and thats disgusting.
Their suits are designed to slow physical aging. They're older than they look by a handful of years.
I.e roughly 12 years difference.
>OH MY GOD YOU FRICKED HER??? SHE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS 364 DAY 23 HOURS OLD!!!!!
>No I fricked her and hour after that
>oh ok you’re not a disgusting fricking evil pedophile then
Get real
I approve of Batman having a harem of bawds.
But Bruce Wayne is the original pass around party bottom.
Batman really just wants the spare parts and organ donations on demand.
Makes sense. Spoiled rich bottoms can afford to vent their rebellious side by being ultra-bawds.
And a bawd can recognize his own kind.
this child soldier angle has always been contrived, considering how most of the the batkids went out with of without his permission in the first place
And yes, Bruce is the original party bawd. Dick has to get it from somewhere somehow
Damien definitely inherited the bawd genes from Bruce, but he's very feisty due to his mom's side. Hence he's the most uptight. However when the bawd wakes up, Damien is as wild as any. He's notoriously fond of being pegged, being the only bisexual of the bunch.
Post-script: but he can only bottom for a female, never top. Once a bawd, always a bawd.
Damian would power bottom the frick out of Jon's BKC
Damian's got the feisty but if a male knows what buttons to press, his power bottom side emerges. All his pride can't stop his inner bawd from emerging. He's got quite the reputation among other heroes.
Sure he isn't a bawd like Dick, but he does sleep around (albeit at a much slower rate).
Would Damian continue Bruce's legacy and come onto Terry in the future?
Would Terry inherit the bawd gene too?
Did Martha also have to deal with Thomas' bawd gene?
Thomas was the original bawd yes. Martha pegged him to keep "under control".
Damien tops Terry aplenty, whose bawd genes are similar to his own. Like Damian, he's got a serious weakness for pegging.
However, Terry tends to melt like butter when flirted with. He isn't feisty like Damien, he's far more submissive. He's got the sarcasm however his bawd genes are too strong not to respond to flirting.
Terry is also probably the most bisexual after Damian, bawdting himself out to various chicks who top him. It's mainly due to a shortage of hot guys in Gotham.
Dick learned too well, and once his appetite woke up, he went wild all the time. He's the bawdtiest.
Tim is more in line with Damien but doesn't play as hard-to-get. He's also purely gay.
So, of Tim, Drake, Damien, and Jason; would you rank their looseness?
>Tim, Drake, Damien, and Jason
one Tim is already bad enough, we don't need to replace Dick with another Tim
What's wrong with Tim? He was just a bit of a feisty rebel in B:TAS.
>He was just a bit of a feisty rebel in B:TAS.
TNBA Tim Drake is infamously just Jason. He has nothing of comic Tim's personality but directly has Jason Todd's stories.
They even gave Jason the TNBA suit in Under the Red Hood.
Well the OYL suit, which was based off the TNBA suit anyway. man difference is no sleeves on the OYL version
Assuming you meant Dick isntead of Drake
It's canonically Dick, then Jason, then Tim, then Damian
But in terms of virgin energy Jason has the most, then Tim, then Damian, then Dick
Why Dick and Jason the most bawd? Because Jason is so tryhard to please and Dick was so close to him?
Jason is pure and only for monogamy in the missionary position
Dick is a canon bawd
In other words, Jason was basically the bride of Batman while Dick was the ultra-promiscuous bawd of Batman.
Of all the Robins, he's the only one who likes to wear wedding dress white.
Remember when Jason fricked Talia al Ghul?
Well Jason is mostly pure. But Bruce does allow him to sow his wild oats. He's overwhelmingly gay however Jason will top a female if she is exceptional (unlike Damian the ultra-bottom).
Selena, Harley, Ivy.....you name her, she's pegged Damian's butt.
dick, tim, jason, damian.
Tim and Dick are loose in different ways. Dick is the kind who knows he’s hot stuff, and he wants everyone to know that he knows. Tim is the kind who’s just desperate for attention. Jason isn’t *usually* the type to flaunt himself, but he draws a lot of attention anyways. Damian is the kind of person to worry about his reputation, definitely tries to keep it secret
Variety is the spice of any harem.
Dick and Tim are clearly the bawdtiest due to clear sub personalities. Jason and Damian are more power bottoms.
Apparently robin is a c**tboy, or at least a ken doll situation
It's special Bat underwear.
its jason todd
Ah it feels so good to have that namegay filtered.
tradition
Why is Frank Quitely considered good?
His best stuff was on missionary man at 2000ad, his art on the big two has always looked fricking disgusting.
Same reason Geof Darrow is considered good.
A lot of detail is great and all, but if it makes the art distracting and not good to look at, then i'd rather go without.
I feel like darrow and quitely are better served in B/W as colour seems to always ruin their work.
I wouldn't go as far as dismissing it as not good to look at. My issue's more with feeling obligated to peruse through the art drawing my attention to even the most minor of details to the point it gets thrice as long getting through a damn issue. I'd rather not do it if I know for sure the story's dogshit. Picrel unrelated to last point.
amazing design sense.
DICK GAYson
Me on the left
why are his legs covered in lines like he was sitting on fabric for too long
How does Bruce keep getting away with it?
He's rich
Batman is amassing a harem.
>keeps boys who have the same backstory as him
>forces them to look like him
>all young and flexible
>lives in his basement
Bruce has a problem
Yes, he's surrounded himself with uncontrollable bawds.
There’s no subtext. The costume was just an unfortunate carryover from what was acceptable for the 40s. Nowadays, that shit looks weird as frick but fanboys are allergic to change and prefer to keep everything the same instead of switching to something that meets the standards of today. Adaptations don’t usually have this issue and just use Tim’s suit for everything.
It was ALWAYS weird as frick, it wasn't normal to walk around in a cape and short pants in the 40's either. But superhero comics are their own world and can do what they want.
It's just that our adaptation industry is fricking moronic and forces these fantasy characters to exist in "the real world!" so you have these characters that are strictly meant to be in their own world have to wear tactical gear and athletic wear.
Batman is a homosexual parallel. He’s the only “hero” not known for his relationship with a woman.
Of course he's sleeping with guys. Batman values strength.
No shit. He’s a homo.
>Bruce: 100 percent gay
>Dick: 100 percent gay
>Jason: 90 percent gay
>Tim: 80 percent gay
>Damian: 75 percent gay
>Terry: 60 percent gay
Batgirl was literally invented cause everyone thought Bruce was a gay pedophile.
Batgirl's just an assistant to the harem.
Oh, as for why Bruce was so close to Selena, she supported his harem-building efforts akin to a partner-in-hedonism.
Kathy and Bette Kane were created to curb that assumption. They were to function as Batman and Robin’s respective love interests. The assumption came from the book, Seduction of the Innocent. DC were worried that parents would believe that crap so they made the necessary changes to disprove the claims.
In bawd harem timeline, every Robin has their own costume suit to match their personality.
Jason's is the closest to a wedding bride style in terms of the trim and fabric. Dick is flaunty and bordello in his, especially in the design of the upper torso.
Dick learned from the best before Bruce realised his mistake and did a 180 when Jason came around
It's no accident Jason's nickname is "The Bride". He's practically married to Bruce, considered the unchallenged favorite. But this doesn't stop the other harem members from getting plenty of action.
They do indeed. It's a way to keep their "skills" honed.
Superboy in particular power-rams Dick into ahegao status, exhausting him completely.
Dick is the biggest bawd by far
Every older man he meets wants to frick him and he lets them
And this isn’t even including Raptor or Tiger
Do the Batboys "play" with each other? *Are* they allowed to play with each other?
No, but Dick and Jason do it anyway.
Makes sense. Opposites attract. The bawd and the bride.
The best JayDick stories are the ones where Dick feels immense shame and guilt in wanting to frick his underage lil' bro only for Slade to do it first when Jason grows up, making Dick immensely jealous and finally ravages Jason himself
I like the idea of Slade encouraging their humping, essentially awakening their mutual lust while Slade savors the moment.
His ass and wiener are safe in those chainmail shorts
>Chainmail shorts
Damien. Tim wears the most normal. Jason's are practically panties. Damian's have zippers. And Dick wears borderline-translucent ones.
The frick is this thread? Bunch of freaks the lot of you.
Descended into a fujo thread
Actual women can be horny too you know
Well probably a mix of fujos and fujo-baiters. So Selena shamelessly helped Bruce build his harem.
>a fujo thread
I don't know about that, chief. As a fujo this thread weird me out.
A degenerate fujo thread, not the sunshine tumblr shippy type
We're talking about Bruce pimping out boys in his image here
obviously daddybats needs correction
Male-bawd harem is best harem.
>Dick whines to Clark about Bruce being mean
>shows up in the cave to break him in
>maybe lets the boys have their way with him?
Of course. Bruce never stopped being a bawd, and he isn't above letting his bawd harem have fun. Batgirl encouraged the hedonism believing it would bring the harem together.
forgetting the panties for a minute, why does he just get a "R" on his suite instead of a logo?
Harem "brand".
Serious answer: easier for the artist to draw I guess.
anon I'm about to blow your mind byt the red Robin logo is meant to be a stylized "R"
Besides, there's been stylized Rs for Robin anyway.
I like to think every Robin's "R" has its own distinctive style, reflecting harem personality. Dick's, for example, is very bawdy. Jason's is quite romantic and bride-esque.
That always looked like a restaurant logo
Robins™, Raisins™ brother restaurant chain.
Filmation: We can't be bothered
>Old cartoon: Robin still wears a thong.
How would Batman like it?
Maybe a bird silhouette would be better
A "R" is moronic
Why would Joker and Penguin need to know his code name?
Batman's harem and 2 assistants.
Steph serves as Tim's enthusiastic prepper. Tim loves to be a good boy but has a harder time taking Bruce's full girth and tends to whimper and squirm alot. So Steph preps his butthole for a few hours and when she needs to, helps calm him down
When Jason or Damian get really finnicky and bratty about not getting attention, Steph helps calm them down with cuddles until Bruce can get to them again.
Carrie mostly just helps keep things in order, just a good soldier. But Dick can be a bit jealous and snippy with her. She mostly just ignores it.
When they really misbehave, Cass gets called in for punishment...
Batgirl is the event scheduler, working harem lovin' into Batman's calender. She's also always tempting Selena to "dive into the pool".
Babs takes care of the technical stuff. diets, scheduling, emotional checks. She knows how to keep productivity up to peak both in the field and sexually. She's a strict disciplinarian when needed. Dick can be a bit bratty with her, but she can keep him in line. Steph reports to her and Cass is her enforcer(and her own plaything, when needed.)
The villainesses are just when the harem bawds need to really go wild, having intense desire on a constant basis. Explore their urges for a good bottoming. Even predominately gay bawds do have their curiosity about the mysterious other gender.
Sucks "Batman: Beyond" didn't have many cute guys who could top Terry.
At least one of the harem goes sleeveless, exposing his arms.
How about this?
>Terry travels back in time
>Ends up joining the rest of the bawd harem thanks to encountering Bruce at his "peak"
>terry goes back in time/multiverse hops
>who are you people
>Tries to explain he's Bruce's son from the future
>Dick thinks he's trying too hard, Jason thinks he seems cool, Tim is curious and Damian thinks he's insolent
>Tells them he's Batman
>Bruce shows up and says "oh, really?"
>an hour later, he's being pressed down as Bruce unloads inside him
>whines that he's "not going to wear the Robin costume, old man"
>Bruce just goes harder
> Dick finds one of his older suits than barely fits him anymore
>They make Terry dress in it
>it's really tight on him, exposing his navel and his bulge sticking out in the small pants
>complains that he's BATMAN, not Robin
>maybe they find his costume, but instead of letting him have it back, they make him wear a mask like Cass' that covers his mouth an eyes when he misbehaves
I like the idea of Terry wearing a variant of a Robin suit that has enough of Terry's old Batman design in it, reminding Terry what a bawd he's become.
Damian, for obvious reasons, is a rival to his sibling Terry. Not that they ever acknowledge such bonds. In the harem, a bawd is a bawd.
or maybe even making him wear a Batgirl costume instead.
>you want to be a bat so bad, don't you?
Something like Babs' old costume with the heels.
Damian would take great amusement at any feminization and also the fact that technically he's the "big brother".
I could see Terry embracing Feminization, becoming the "Batgirl".
Here's hoping this inspires comics, lol.
>"Batman: Harem Year One"
Robins are little bawds that need their bulges and boi holes fondled.
They're very eager and shameless, each in their own way.