what's the verdict bros?

what's the verdict bros?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do pedofhiles love posting about this show so much?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I admire the show for getting more kids into Satanism but beyond that it's pretty cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the songs were really good, everything else is kinda meh

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decent porn 6/10

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough good songs

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100% certified troonbait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hell is full of gays, trannies and other Degenerates
      What did VivziePop mean by this ?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be understood by straight people, but if you're a gay there are things to appreciate.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty damn mild and mediocre for a hell setting.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute ass Satan can’t even be badass in a show about Satanism because he’s a man? I rolled my eyes so hard when they went with Lilith.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of the last hooray for the tumblr crowd. All of it - the sparkledogs, the abuse-fetishists, the cringy OCs, the specific type of tumblr-esque writing.
    And as such it's pretty enjoyable to me. Never liked tumblr, but can appreciate picking up a weird niche a decade after it's already dead. It kinda feels like a really fricking bad John Wick. Or a really terrible Expendables. A callback to a clusterfrick of genres, tropes and ideas.

    It's still kinda bad. The over the top tell-don't-show shit with Alastor, the incredibly detached and cringy way relationships are handled etc. Like, overall this thing feels as if it was done by a sheltered 16 year old tumblr girl whos biggest worry in life was missing the latest MCR album.

    You can't "fix" Hazbin, without it also losing what makes it Hazbin. And I'd rather have this honest but shitty abomination than another assembly line product.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird that you call this an echo of a bygone era, when this type of writing is still prevalent in many ongoing media franchises today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, dude. To me it seems more like people who were in their 20's during peak tumbler a decade ago starting to claim their own space in the industry.

      I expect we will see similar stuff as more mid-millennials take on senior creative roles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And I'd rather have this honest but shitty abomination than another assembly line product.

      Although it may be cringe worthy, juvenile and unnecessarily crass. I admire it’s purity, it is, if nothing else, itself, unburdened by brand recognition and a compulsion for marketability,

      >it is, if nothing else, itself, unburdened by brand recognition and a compulsion for marketability,
      Anons with fair and balanced opinions? On this Bactrian camel care&raising board?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would kiss and cuddle the main qt.
    dont care abt hte show

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her first version was hotter

      t. still has 50k in the bank

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Although it may be cringe worthy, juvenile and unnecessarily crass. I admire it’s purity, it is, if nothing else, itself, unburdened by brand recognition and a compulsion for marketability,

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one? I thought Helluva bosses and this thing were the same show. It looks exactly the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same creator and set in the same universe. It's meant to look the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both were youtube pilots by the same person. This got picked up by A24 while Helluva Boss remained on youtube. Helluva boss had a cool premise, imps with the ability to travel to and from the living world will enact revenge for the right price, but it almost immediately devolved into homosexual relationship drama so I dropped it hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It also doesn't help that they both released their pilots around the same time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Difference is I wanna frick the wolf girl

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >creator writes what she thinks is an unlikeable villain
    >is actually the best and most popular character
    Killing Adam was a mistake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adam was really entertaining. Killing him was a waste, you could have done a lot about "the first man".

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/10, don't watch it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twas good. Needs slightly longer/more episodes though, the pacing is too fast.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the gays go to hell, and the only demon that ends up in heaven was hetero.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I watch if I refuse to pay Amazon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, you are too dumb to be on the Internet anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe but I just haven't even tried looking

        It's free

        Nothings free. Everything else costs something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Piracy is fricking child’s play nowadays, everything might as well be free

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, I'll help because we were all little babies once. You need a torrent client, so download utorrent. Then go to magnetdl.com and search for Hazbin Hotel. Press the little magnet and follow instructions.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah I'm sick of torrents,I'm hoping 123movies has it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's free

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tragic/10
    I hated it, it's great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no woman will ever look at you like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lilith and eve were women
        Lute was no mere human woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, that's it?
      They just lose and frick off?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, it worked in Afghanistan.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the mods have to do is ban all the people who post in these threads and all the blacked and troon spam will stop overnight. Kys and ywnbaw you freaks

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like it was a season 2, the pacing was all over the place
    Good on Vizzie for getting her deviantart oc a show with broadway actor, I can tell which which moments she probably had in her mind since she was 14 or something
    Also I want to frick Carmilla with her hair down

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quintessential Cinemaphile slop.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interracial = unacceptable.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to watch the first episode after someone linked a song here that didn't seem to bad. It wasn't very good, I won't go further.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you've heard of 'suspension of disbelief'
      try 'suspension of cringe' and you'll have a better time with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Second episode is better IMO

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't these stupid fricks just make porn instead of wasting their talents on moronic slop? There is a massive untapped market for high quality, animated, western porn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever seen “Intercourse with a Vampire”? The animation’s a little crude, but throw some money at it, and you’ve got yourself a series.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troonslop

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