what's the worst movie you ever seen

what's the worst movie you ever seen

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably something by Neil Breen

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel without a doubt. I've seen a lot of shitty movies, or boring ones, but nothing has made me feel visceral anger and frustration except for this. It's so incompetently made, so aggravatingly and unceaslessly annoying that I found myself rocking back and forth trying to keep it together by the time the interrogation scene occurs. My buddy brought it to our group's movie night to troll us, and nobody stopped me when I got up and yanked it out of the DVD player. Somebody else picked the animated Transformers movie and we had a much better time.

    To date it's the only movie I've ever watched that I didn't finish because of how much I hated it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PICREL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy filtered

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WOOP WOOP MOTHERFRICKER
          LET ME GUESS THAT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THEIR ARTISTIC VISION?
          Drown in Faygo you rat-dicked b***h

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Midwit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick off. their movies are funny slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, The Visit was fricking awful

      Filtered. It's clearly self aware and a dark comedy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poo in the Loo, Majesh Night Shajamdingdong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't watch till the end
      you missed this epic rap scene bro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, The Visit was fricking awful

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starship Troopers. Any time I learn that someone likes Starship Troopers, I irrevocably, permanently, and correctly think less of them as a person. The affinity for Starship Troopers is one of the central cultural defects in the Cinemaphile userbase. It really is that god-damn bad.

    "It's Afraid!" Stupid fricking movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bait

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knives Out 2

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"NOOOOO ONLINE ROMANCE IS BAD YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HOW I LOOK IRL!"
      >it's just some fricking birthmark under her eye
      At least the book bothered to make her fat to go along with it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Batman V Superman and The Batman. I am completely done with capeshit

    I didn't expect the franchise to peak with Nolan. I really thought the would not be able to do wrong afterwards but damn was I wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman was kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're unironically moronic

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking bullshit. I actually sat through the whole thing, because my friend bought it and him and his girlfriend wanted to watch it. So stupid an bad. I was seething the entire time.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This one is not even Shyamalapajeeto worst.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, The Happening and The Last Airbender were both way worse.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Angry Video Game Nerd movie. Couldn't even finish it, so if that doesn't count, then perhaps Manos: The Hands of Fate.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not the worst movie i’ve seen but i watched the black kklansman with a friend and some of the scenes still make me seeth to this day. I dont know why but it planted itself rent free in my head.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the man from earth

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The part where the old guy shoves his dirty diaper in the kid's face is so heinous I can't help but like it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie day one in the theatre and it’s still one of the most Kino experiences I’ve ever had. Everyone thought they were going to a horror movie but it was a straight slap stick comedy and I was having rub tickling LOLZ so loud I almost got kicked out. Wiping literal tears from my eyes. The pee pee poo poo humour of the diapers was really funny. Also there’s a subplot about the women being a prostitute I don’t remember it was funny though.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kid in the movie literally ends up being forced to eat shit
    lmao

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This made me so mad I destroyed my copy when I finished the movie. Literally took a hammer to it. Didn't even want to own it anymore. Fricking absolute trash.

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