What's the worst "science talk" you've witnessed in a flick?

What's the worst "science talk" you've witnessed in a flick?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    any Nolan flick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      >umm so the thing inside the black hole is actually a 5d dimension where you can time travel
      By far the worst deus ex machina I've seen in movies

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quick rundown? I forgot this particular meme.

      • 5 months ago
        lac

        pretty much everything one needs to know to be a decent electrician.

        • 5 months ago
          lac

          and a little trig for phase calcs

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, all of this won't help you pick the proper diameter of a cable or tell you how to build a circuit with 3 switches.
          There is a lot to learn or at least remember where to read it up if needed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine that the donut is spacetime and the hotdog is your spaceship

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Charlie Sheen is God?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's his pedo outfit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A-am I the pen or the paper?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If I fold the paper and jam a pen through it...
      >WORMHOLE!!!1!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Concurrent algorithm problem from Pantheon. Seemed like they just googled "some geeky sound like problem" and copypasted wikipedia article into the show

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the entirety of "Lucy". awful, lazy scriptwriting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Luc Besson movies are all really terrible.

      not a flick but Dark's take on time travel and how it relates to highly basic quantum mechanics pissed off myself and every physicist/mathematician i know that saw it

      netflix is for idiots

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a flick but Dark's take on time travel and how it relates to highly basic quantum mechanics pissed off myself and every physicist/mathematician i know that saw it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quick rundown on the Dark's time travel? I haven't seen it and don't intend to. All I know is that it's Stranger Things but German.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        weißen und schlaßen.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie "Pi" by aranofsky. The entire script is fricking pathetic, like a stoned high schooler who never studied maths in his life, but had a fleeting interest in "mathsy kinda shit" wrote it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what annoys me about pi in a rewatch is that scene where dude is in a israeli deli and this hasidic israelite is talking about hebrew as the language of god and how ever number correlates to a letter.

      there are also tons and tons of youtubes that say this as well.

      no one explains why or for what purpose. you can correlate numbers and letters to anything. you can correlate a different pair of animals on the ark to a pair of socks. you can correlate letters to car brands you see on the freeway.

      there is never an explanation. why do this shit in the first place? so it becomes like the i ching, where you ask a question, flip to a random page, and read a line at random and there will be your answer.

      but at least with the iching as a meme, you know what to do. you get the game. it's for anytime you are stuck. it's like looking at poetic language to figure out what you really want since you bend the meaning.

      yet there is no such meaning in the hebrew Aleph = 1 cosmology. If there is, it's never explained.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the purpose of Pi was to convince the viewer of the correctness of Kabbalah.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Aronofsky in a nutshell though, dude has no business making "arthouse" flicks being such an obvious midwit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard the math scenes in the movie Cube are similarly bad, but I'm a moron so I can't confirm

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in an old episode of MacGyver he was pretending to be a computer scientist of some sort and he referred to a gigabyte as a jigabyte which was pretty funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The creator of the gigabyte says its pronounced jigabyte

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's not a linguist though is he, he's wrong

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Code is programing lol its basically language math shit. Look that shit up homie no lies brotha

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not linguistics, and the suffix "giga" existed before computers so yes he's wrong

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Idk about all that but you seem alright my man. Let's just agree that it's pronounced jif

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Language isn’t static. An idea can be conveyed “improperly” and still be considered correctly spoken.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tenet (2020)

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Volts
    >E

    Wut

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      (E)lectric potential
      (I)ntensity of the current
      (P)ower
      (R)esistance

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(I)ntensity of the current
        Wut. I know current is charge over time, where's intensity come in?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what Ampere called it, you have to imagine it as a flow of electric charges. I don't know enough about electricity to say whether that rappresentation is obsolete by now, but that's where using I for electric current originated

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm, interesting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its always been U where i live, never heard anyone use E for potential difference.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          same for my country actually, in fact I was wrong and E stands for "electromotive force"
          I guess U is used because it's similar enough to a V but can still be differentiated from the simbol for volts

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its from latin "urgere"

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              wait really? That's pretty cool

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tenet because they half explain it, which i was fine with, then make it more complicated but also explain in a way dumber way later

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing about Tenet is that it doesn't really play by its own rules and makes a lot less sense once you wrapped your head around it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tenet
    Interstellar
    Oppenheimer
    Noticing a pattern here

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the worst "science talk" you've witnessed in a flick?
    got this:

    >be me
    >be end of the week
    >tough week for all of us: me an artist, buds: geneticists (3 of them), 1 a mathematician involved in the Human Genome Project, and 1 finishing his post-doc in medical research related shit,
    >we decide to watch a movie, instead of going out
    >which movie?
    >I say, "Red Planet, I hear it's really good."
    >They say, "OK, but it had better be good, anon, remember that Pelican Brief bullshit you vouched for"
    >Me, remembering the reviews, know it's in the bag: "Trust, bros. Trust."
    >1 beer into the movie
    >Tom Sizemore, some kind of "expert in genetics" says something like:
    "My whole life is A, G, T, P," referring to the 4 DNA nucleotides
    >DNA nucleotides are A, G, T, and C
    >not fricking P
    >there's no fricking "P" wtf
    >apartment explodes in laughter
    >and I didn't get to choose another movie for the rest of the year

    fricking Hollywood brainlets

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know if it counts as “science talk” but there’s a scene in the GI Joe movie where the hacker character says she is going to “cyber blast an encryption beacon every 30 minutes” and that line made me laugh so hard I still think about it over a decade later

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is also that underwater base that gets crushed by ice DROPPING DOWN.

      IN WATER!

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t really know anything about science but the best lit joke in a show was Family Guy when Stewie was at Proust’s grave and trying to read the inscription. He goes “I wish Brian were here to pretend like he knows what this means.” Then later Brian shows up and is like “wow, beautiful.”

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whipping out a classic

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR
    HAHAHAHAHA I BYPASSED THE FRICKING COMPRESSOR

    IN A FRICKING SPACECRAFT

    YOU FRICKING prostitute YOU GOS DAMNED FRICKING c**t
    I BYPASSED THE FRICKING COMPRESSOR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that makes sense to have a compressor AND be in the wienerpit is the air-conditioning. She shut down the aircon.... well done reytard.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She shut down the aircon
        tbf in cars that b***h sucks away some horsepower

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think they are probably a lot more important in space.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom frame

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entirety of The Martian. Absolute fricking dogshit

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to do calculations with them (I'm good with caclulashion) but I can't understand how voltage and amperage work in a practical setting. I looked up so many videos from the highway portrayal to the monkey backpack portrayal and I can't understand

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