What's the worst song in any musical film ever?

What's the worst song in any musical film ever?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one song from Ferngully for giving millions of children vore fetishes later in life

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top That is literal genius. I will not stand for this slander.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats kino though

      this, for example, is not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this what is meant by "goated with the sauce"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how they didn't even try to make it sound like it wasn't recorded in a studio and dubbed over.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You posted it.

      That's cringekino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. not hot

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the song itself isn't bad, but this moron can't sing for shit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish satan was real so i could make a deal with him to bankrupt this dogshit fricking company

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a two-second webm (without sound) is the only good thing to come out of this movie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, i could not make it all the way through that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joan Jett, as hot as she is, couldn't salvage it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Says video unavailable
      Huh

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's 8 fricking minutes long. It just never fricking ends, by the time you're a third the way through the song you've already heard everything it has to offer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I remember there being some musical with the song "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" that just kept fricking going in the same way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ella Enchanted?

        It wasn't actually that long, it was just a fairly tedious dance party ending in a non-musical.

        >a giant Heidi Klum will never snu snu you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe. It felt interminable when I watched it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like The Architect is so bad here it loops back round to being based https://youtu.be/bu9YxTb6gf8

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      modern Hollywood is just a fricking parody of its former self

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No one posted it yet

      It's similar to

      bad singing saved by sovl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>No one posted it yet
        here you go, bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I won't watch that again. You can't make me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was between Piers and this clip I was going to post, truly iconic for being awful but at least they're giving it a fricking go

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one literally sounds like it was made up on the spot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The song just keeps feeling like it's about to settle into a structured song but never does.

      This one they tried to make a song but it seems like the singer just did whatever the frick she wanted and didn't even attempt to sing to a tune.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not even singing. He's just saying the lyrics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Having him singing it would be racist."

      That's literally why they did the song like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what they often do in stage musicals though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Andrew Lloyd Webber is really bad for "joining singing" (probably a proper term for it). It's a musical, you can't have much spoken dialogue by his logic so he just has people singing their lines, not even to any tune, just aimless singing dialogue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Automatically Wal-Kino just based on the actor.

      The man played esteemed musical producer Bruce Dickingson, he's literally above reproach.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything from Ani. Chris Allen’s considerable talent was wasted by a feminist who hates men. I’m still mad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chris Allen’s considerable talent was wasted by a feminist who hates men.

      Context?

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