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Nothing because they probably didn't model her vegana
There's this drive you see... back in the store rooms
They probably did. Most 3d artists model everything for anatomical reasons, even if it's not meant to be shown in the product.
There's 4 sequels 2 of which are already done there's gotta be a vegana SOMEWHERE
Ellen Page seething rn
They did though. It wouldn't make sense not to, they have nipples for fricks sake.
if you're looking for genitalia, it's at the end of her tail.
Just watched the disney plus version and I swear there was a part of the mating scene where they join braid things that they cut
They do, D+ cut it out.
lmao why? For American audiences? Ridiculous.
This confirms it was sex.
would you?
She's an attractive alien woman. It's my patriotic duty to mate with her at every opportunity.
Based.
would you in 4k?
4 times as much.
>you will never lock brainstems and unite into one consciousness with your lover
WHAT THE FRICK IS THE POINT?????
She does have nice lips.
and sideboob
on second thought that's just most of the boob
>those occasional nipslips
James, you old dog you.
James must have friends at the ratings agency, they got away with quite a bit for pg13
>James must have friends at the ratings agency, they got away with quite a bit for pg13
Tasteful nudity has always been allowed and given a pass. It's how all those nature documenaries get away with it on the informational channels.
Wouldn't the Na'vi fall under the "ethnographic nudity" exception? Like how it's okay to show naked tribesmen from Africa or the South American jungle, because they're not really people?
WIthout hesitation
>would you in 4k?
I intend to when it's re-released in theaters September.
I would honor rape her to death
Based Human Supremacist
it looks like the face ornamental thing was cgi'd on. couldnt they just make a prop for neytiri to wear? tired of green screen
I mean they’re so large, I’d be fit my wiener and balls in to slush around. Fricking hot.
yeah. i've been with worse
You just know
which means they've been fricking all the animals too.
Nobody told them it was a sin.
more like foreplay... right?
No Anon. They frick with the end of their tail. Fluid exchange and everything. Disney even censored most of it on their streaming service.
you mean the hair braid thing?
Yeah
They join the braids but other than that it's just regular dick on c**t human sex but blue.
genitailia
ba dum tish
Is this canonically masturbation?
A little.
what happens if he touches that to his weiner?
Depends. Isn’t he canonically American? Do they have to circumcise their avatar bodies?
Division by zero.
Explosion
>giving birth through that.
Does she have a cloaca for shit an piss?
I asked my mom and she said that there's probably nothing there because it's not real
remember when the movie came out and people were offing themselves or running to therapists because they couldn't live on pandora?
>remember when the movie came out and people were offing themselves or running to therapists because they couldn't live on pandora?
It's because they already had some kind of mental illness and Avatar made them realize just how wrong this society is.
Adam?
i felt this same depression about the film spirited away when i was 12, which means it can't be pathetic or gay, because i was not
thankfully, when i saw this piece of shit i felt no similar affinity for the characters
allow me to check for you
Have a look at the headlock here
a Chinese meal?
I see you know your Na'vi well sir
Get your hands off my neural tenDRILLS!
YOU JUST ASSURED ME I COULD QUEUE!
They Canonically have genitals
There's an official drawing of a navi male with a dick
Dunno if they ever did a female one
Both male and female Na'vi have penises but they're only used for peeing, Earth rodents have the same form of sexual dimorphism.
go on...
Na'vi are rodents.
Why is there a surprising lack of Na'vi porn? You'd expect a movie that's been out for so long to have a lot more
pretty pornographic movie as it is
I can believe that there is a nice deposit of dew that collects in a flower. What's somewhat hard to believe is that there isn't some butthole that went around and already accessed every available flower already. buttholes are a constant of the universe.
In reality someone would
>harvest it all
>patent it
>bottle it
>have exclusively licensed dew farms exploiting Na’vi
>advertise for it on earth
Some Na'vi kid would just drink all that they can find, leaving none for others.
A human would market it, and even destroy the excess wild crops that didn't lead to sales.
>leaving none for others.
Have you ever left the inner city anon? Dew fills flowers just about every single night there isn't rain. And when it's raining they'll be full of rainwater anyway. What exactly do you think dew is?
God this was such a hot shot. How did they get away from it.
Furries didn't like it.
that’s how you know it’s kino
>Furries didn't like it.
I'm a furry and I liked it a lot, even got a bit depressed over it being fiction.
But what this guy says is right
I was in a really low place in my life in late 2010, early 2011. So it was some really nice fantasy escapism, and it made me feel down when I thought about how shit my life was in comparison and that fantasy would never be real. I'm doing much better now btw, looking forward to way of water.
i'm glad you're doing ok now Anon
3d movies get less porn than 2d. Chalk it up to being harder to draw.
a tight blue pussy just aching for a big human wiener
What's with that minecraft shirt
what?
>a tight blue pussy just aching for a big human wiener
you just know human Jake and Neyney did it.
blue mommy gf when
she could literally rip your dick off
and that's supposed to scare me?
not at all, it's meant to do the opposite
elon 1 ticket to pandora please
>tfw you will never have a na'vi gf cradle you in her arms to sleep as she sings na'vi lullabies.
Now imagine if she ran into that trailer to save him and found a 400lb pile of fat who was role playing as chad na'vi alpha
damn that's quite the slip
God damn, is that shopped?
Someone with the blu ray would know, the disney plus version doesn't have it but its hard to tell
theres a bunch actually. Weird cause I watched the movie a couple days ago and didnt see anything
I always knew there were little hints poking out here and there, but that image is a huge wardrobe malfunction.
Nipples
literally every everquest marriage irl
>Slowly backs out of the room
>Returns to her tribe
>"I was too late..."
if there's nothing there then why would they need to cover up? there's obviously something there
Because Sigourney Weaver built them a classroom and told them about Jesus.
Why do women cover their breasts? They do nothing. Even men have nipples.
it's different m8
Cause straight men get kinda horny drink when seen a boobi
you're either a woman or a gay if you don't know
based moron/ywnbaw/post breasts or gtfo
Blue bob blue vagene banish is village of the behest
Kek
>non israeli mom
not a real israelite
According to both Reform Judaism and science (israeli genes, dna, etc), a israelite father does count.
>science matters in religion
they’re the red headed step child of Judaism, gossiped and bullied behind their back
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews
> israelites are an ethnoreligious group[10]
> israelites ethnoreligious
> ethnoreligious
Meaning they're both an ethnicity & a religion.
>ethnoreligious
israelites are athiests
why do you think they dump poison in the ocean to make funkopops
they just want to have their kicks right now in the present, to Hell with the Earth and their descendants and all that shit, they WANT to destroy the Earth as long as they themselves can live it up while they're alive
>Meaning they're both a race & a religion.
ftfy
>0.02% of the world
Jews are barely an ethnicity.
Also, 'race' is a fake term.
alright alright less israelite talk more alien poon talk
>alright alright less israelite talk more alien poon talk
post more of it that we can simp over then, dammit!
that sir I can do
>get a hard on
>she smiles at you like that
she's proud of you anon
typical Cinemaphile banter
kek
just say you’ve never spoken to a group of israelites, man. You don’t even understand the specifics of their evils.
>Reform Judaism
a heretical branch which is shrinking in membership
Short of destroying the Earth to genocide all of humanity, seems like the Na'vi are basically doomed in the long run. Even if RDA somehow gave up on obtaining the unobtainium, someone else would just replace them.
see this
GAAAAAAAAAAAY
no u
>seems like the Na'vi are basically doomed in the long run.
the entire planet isn't made of unobtanium and the na'vi just have to resist long enough to make the collection not cost effective.
it was also implied in the first movie that the human population wouldn't put up with the genocide of the na'vi just to get the mineral.
That's a losing proposition. The cost of digging doesn't go up. If anything, it goes down with advances in technology. Past expenses don't factor into calculations for future investments.
>That's a losing proposition. The cost of digging doesn't go up
it does when you have to dig deeper to get the mineral and where you are constantly losing manpower and resources to attacks. we'll find out in avatar 2 how the RDA dealt with the loss in Avatar 1.
>If anything, it goes down with advances in technology. Past expenses don't factor into calculations for future investments.
I'm more referring to the loss of people (it costs a ton to ship people there) and the time/materials lost whenever their equipment is damaged or destroyed.
they lost virtually all their attack craft and one of their shuttles in the attack at the end of part 1. On top of the manpower and the fact they all got shipped off-world.
it doesn't matter what they've lost before. The only calculation is moving forward. Nobody looks at the highway system and gives up on road repairs because the roads have cost so much so far. They only look at future productivity. There really isn't a point where Earth has to give up on Pandora. Pandora has no ability to attack Earth, so continued persistence happens whenever Earth has a whim to do so.
>it doesn't matter what they've lost before. The only calculation is moving forward. Nobody looks at the highway system and gives up on road repairs because the roads have cost so much so far. They only look at future productivity. There really isn't a point where Earth has to give up on Pandora. Pandora has no ability to attack Earth, so continued persistence happens whenever Earth has a whim to do so.
And again that leads to the will to exterminate the na'vi isn't there.
the conflict wasn't caused by the mining itself, it was caused by the attacks on sacred sites and destruction of hometree. If that didn't happen, there would've been no revolt.
In short, Quaritch and Selfritch fricked up big time.
Humans exterminate things all the time. They don't need to have to will to exterminate, they just need billions of consumers to keep playing with their iPhone while the corporation cuts down the rainforest. Nobody on Earth voted on the events of Avatar 1, it was done by a private corporation. Even if the events on Pandora were reported on Earth, the politicians will just call it fake news and carry on regardless. Half of the world will be actively angry that the Na'vi won't share the unobtainium.
>Humans exterminate things all the time.
I'm sure they do but they're not about to exterminate literally the first sentient alien life they discovered for a mineral.
>Nobody on Earth voted on the events of Avatar 1, it was done by a private corporation.
and it was dubious whether it would've been supported on Earth or not. Selfritch cared more about money than hometree and paid the price.
>Even if the events on Pandora were reported on Earth
I'd wager they would be.
>the politicians will just call it fake news and carry on regardless. Half of the world will be actively angry that the Na'vi won't share the unobtainium.
aside from humanity generally not gaf about nature, that's a far cry from supporting genocide (that's not even needed to be done) just to get a rock.
>Humans exterminate things all the time.
Never an intelligent hominid, and take active steps to make sure beloved endangered species like Tigers and Rhinos are extinct as slowly as humanly possibly, much less freakin hominids.
Humans exterminate literal other humans. They won't give a frick about blue people. You'll have racists marching in the street and calling them demons. At BEST humanity will lament after it's over. A single human might seem nice, but humanity as a whole is grinding every rare thing it can find to make phony erection powders.
ermm the chinese are not humans.
No it isnt you fricking moron, every private business entity does cost benefit analyses to determine if something is economically viable. Roads get repaired because they constantly make money.
>The first ship that went there had trouble getting the incredibly valuable resource, so I guess all of the rest of us will just agree to never try again.
yeah I figuered they'd be back with a vengeance and more than 1 shuttle lol
>fly to another solar system for 6 years and genetically engineer alien human hybrids and expend massive amounts of weaponry, ammo and human lives in a non breathable atmosphere
>for something that only sells for 20 million a kilo
Getting to pandora would have cost more than 20 billion
Not going to pull out after all that sunk cost. Humanity never has before.
Sunk cost is a meme and the company would have gone bankrupt. They lost all the infrastructure on pandora too.
>would have gone bankrupt
Not only did they not go bankrupt, but they aren't even the only humans on Earth that want to get rich.
Do you have any idea how much money and lives were spent on ships that came to the Americas so that idiots could poke around on the east coast on the slim chance they might find gold that they had no proof was even there? One human might run out of money. Humanity doesn't quit after any number of losses.
Travelling across the ocean is a little bit different to travelling through space
Did you watch the movie? Space travel was easier. They slept the whole way instead of half of the ship having to die of dysentery.
the ship design was interesting imo, a bit goofy but interesting
Avatarbros, we're going home
>massive radiators
More thought out than the expanse, lol
It's literally the same thing moron you just need to use a snorkel to breathe
At this moment, families are walking hundreds of miles across the Chihuahuan Desert, on the off chance that someone will pay them less than minimum wage to pick fruit.
Because it takes 6 years in hypersleep and billions, probably trillions of dollars to walk across the desert right?
It takes 100% of what they have.
And do they have what it takes to travel through space?
People will do anything if there's money on the other side. Have you been living in a cave?
No they wont, moron
You seem to be under the misconception that the dollar figures matter. It doesn't. Even if RDA decided to give up, they are only one corporation, and the unobtainium won't suddenly become less valuable.
Is that why India is still under british rule?
It's why it was conquered to begin with.
I haven’t gone on the ride but doesn’t the DisneyWorld “Ride of Passage” establish lore that the whole planet is like a reservation or conservation site now?
Most of the national parks in the United States have oil wells in them, and the natives that used to live there have been moved to reservations. This is the future that the Na'vi have ahead of them.
How does the plot change when they realize that unobtainium is just dry na'vi poop?
>What's under this part here?
a smooth surface
I just checked avatar character artist
>lead character designer
BASED
well hot damn
>I just checked avatar character artist
"James, do the Na'vi have clits?"
"sure, why not? Go for broke"
*researches clits*
look at his face. he knows. we know.
Fricking a Na'vi would suck. The pussy would feel great and gush glowing pussy juice down your legs, but the whole time she won't shut the frick up about the superiority of her tree-based religion and how white men who come from the sky are actually ignorant about everything and inferior without argument, and when right before cumming you bring up that her mother died from an infection that could've been prevented with even the most rudimentary understanding of germ theory she'd stare at you and then slit your throat just badly enough that you were able to stagger back to your mechwarrior and close the wound with minutes to spare.
I wonder if the new movies will have Jake introducing a bunch of technology and practices from his life on Earth.
Will he teach them concepts like math and germ theory and build other practical devices to make their lives easier?
Or will he go full native and live as they do?
It might be interesting to see a combination of our technology with their lifestyle.
Will humans try to move to Pandora? Will they change the atmosphere to their own liking?
Maybe in a later one, I don't think in two.
I'm not talking about the abandoned technology. Like whether Jake will teach them concepts like how to build and use aqueducts, or utensils and instruments.
A movie made in 2022 saying that in any way western European inventions are progress? Frick no. If anything it'll be the Na'vi have had a series of victories and reclaimed their planet, and they'll have used the abandoned technology for good rather than evil. Military equipment will be used to water plants, ammo casings will be used as israeliteelry
IM ALMOST THERE
My favorite part of Avatar is that Jake had this special inside mission to get more info about the tree and they just show up and rocket the roots. That took months worth of Intel?
no no the inner ring was STRUCTURAL you see, vital information that he gave the general literally on day 2 lol
they didn't show it but at one point he took some sort of device to get "detailed scans" of the interior columns. either that or described in detail what the inside of hometree looked like. the RDA knew exactly where to hit.
kek
They were moronic for engaging so close that their flying dragons would be effective, though. Despite the fog and magnetic interference they could just do repeated aerial bombardments to soften the target up from above, for days or even weeks if they wanted.
>you've been sent to Pandora to explore and collect samples of plants
>encounter a hostile female Na'vi who notices you taking plants
>she attacks, knocking you down to the ground and gets on top of you so you can't escape
>her massive yet petite frame renders you completely helpless, there's no point in even trying to resist
>you've come to terms with your situation and are surprisingly relaxed, then you actually look at the Na'vi, all of her exposed skin glistens with sweat, her aesthetically pleasing face, her breasts hanging down just a foot or so from your body
>then it happens, you become aroused and your dick gets hard as this primitive but beautiful creature has completely asserted her dominance over you
>after a few moments she notices the bulge in your pants and her curiosity gets the better of her, she has an idea of what's there but has never seen one before
yada yada yada you have sex in the jungle
and then this conversation happens
>let me tell you how great Eywa is....she-*GLORP*
>shut up and suck it, baby.
>*SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP*
>yeah...that's it baby
She’s not sucking it with her mouth
only 4 fingers though... is that a dealbreaker?
it would feel different, but still good
okay I'm going to need to know who that is before i get...invested....
You are safe
>not life size
ngmi
they really should be taller
there should have been a bigger height difference
but it's a children's movie right? ... j-james?
You think they shit in litter boxes or off the branch of a tree? What do they do when they wake up in their gay little hammocks and have to take a massive shit?
>You think they shit in litter boxes or off the branch of a tree? What do they do when they wake up in their gay little hammocks and have to take a massive shit?
they probably have a place to go to the bathroom where it's disposed of properly (like into the river) or they have a recycling area for it. i wouldn't doubt they cultivate edible plants.
So they slide out of their leaf hammocks in the middle of the night while they're not feeling well, shimmy 100 feet down a tree, go to the designated shitting spot, poop, get a little drink of water from a creek that has some kind of deadly glowing alligator laying there, then climb all the way back up?
this movie looks so bad
>no no... YOUR peenus weenus
JAKE SULLEY. You are like a little BABY. You do not even know the way of washing your penis. You are walking around with your penis smelling like pee pee. You must lick your penis. Even baby knows this. Do I have to show you how to do everything Jake Sulley?
she was VERY upset at first, but she cools off quick around baby jakesulley
Remember that iconic Jake Sully quote that everybody quotes? "I… Jake Sully… must become a blue guy and save the blue guys from the gruff… army guy."
It's me, I'm going to have to become the Avatar
It's him... The Jake Sulley
- Avatar (2009)
how do they get this stuff off after the ceremony?
Just because they're blue, you think they don't bathe? You monster.
okay but what does she do with these lil fangs I'm concerned
Reminder that in reality her teeth would look like this by 16
Na'vi aren't Black folk, they live with the land and understand it, they don't burn down 100 acres of forest to kill an elephant to sell their tusks. The na'vi probably chew on some special root or something to clean their teeth.
Primitive man's teeth were often in better shape than modern man due to lack of sugar and acid and processed grain in everything.
Prevent her mate from pulling out. Just like sea turtles.
excellent news
theres a 4k version?
This September they're re-releasing Avatar 1 in theaters with upgraded graphics and sound.
We're assuming it's going to be in 4k and we're hoping there will be a 4k release (and maybe digital copy) later this year as well.
I'm sure Jake is like "sleeping on a log on the forest floor is so much better than in a house with a pillow and bed" kek even though cuddling neytiri would be kino
random based Jim trivia
Holy frick, I fricking love this guy.
JJ Abram's parking spot probably says "blacks please park here :)" with a detailed drawing of his ass in chalk on the pavement
Big huge wiener
toruk makto
>What's under this part here?
blue waffle
My wiener
damn took long enough but you are correct sir
more webms pls
Did the navi ever actually meet the human drivers in person?
Most likely, Grace and her crew had a pretty close relationship with them
Imagine the Na'vi wiener stretching your ass to the limit, must be truly an experience to behold. No wonder Pandora is such a popular sex tourism location.
She cloned herself a nice set of big blue breasts.
Yes, they knew what they were. They called them dream walkers. Also neytiris white hand print on her chest could've been human Jake's cause it has five fingers.
Looks too big for Jake's hands... any other explanations?
It's either Avatar Jake or human Jake. She's gonna let another humie put their hand on her chest.
Second sentence should've been a question mark not period.
makes more sense... reminds me of the uruk hai print
When your online GF comes down from Canada and finds you in RL in your shithole apartment after you threatened to have a nice day and drank an entire bottle of wild turkey and fell out of your computer chair in the middle of an ICQ conversation.
Imagine if she peed on you haha
oh yeah there's another dommy mommy too
cupid, draw back your bow
Its just dances with wolves in space
pendulous heyena-esque pseudo phallus
In 100 years, the Na'vi will have grand cities and modern technology. They'll look back and wish they had recorded more of their history in writing.
There's a fan theory that suggests the na'vi didn't come from Pandora and were originally a space faring society that abandoned tech to live a simpler life.
Then why do all the other organisms on that planet also have the same head-tail genitals?
>Then why do all the other organisms on that planet also have the same head-tail genitals?
Generic manipulation. They made the Planet a paradise for themselves.
what about Eywa
Could be a biological AI they created. Eywa could be the collective consciousness of everyone that's connected to one of the holy sites (tree of memory, tree of souls etc). The comic tsu'tey's path suggests when you connect to it, your memories are uploaded to Eywa at that point.
>I want a big tree fort, and lots of friends, but they never leave me! and and I want to frick everything all the time! With my hair!
Same tbh
based