What's unironically the scariest movie of all time?

What's unironically the scariest movie of all time?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came.

    What movie?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The video of NAFO troons in fursuits.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blue board. Frick off leave Ivan.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silent movies in black and white. They always have this really scary energy to them. I can not watch them alone ever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna love Phantom Chariot and Haxan

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a horrifying vision of our dystopia

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jurassic Park in the theaters when I was 5 years of age

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomers scared of darth maul?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hellish one that plays in front of my eyeballs everyday

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first conjuring film is probably the closest I've been to scare from a movie. Everything pre 2000 is too dated and campy to be scary. Blair Witch was scary before everyone realized it was fake. So yeah,

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    objectively? i don’t know i haven’t watched many horror movies (at all). but i liked paranormal activity (2007), blair witch project and lake mungo.

    paranormal activity is probably the furthest i’d go with jumpscares / demon stuff. anything beyond that and it’s more cheesy than it is scary (eg paranormal activity 4/5, annabelle movies)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    define scary OP

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a zoombrain
    >hear about some scary movie from my grandpas time like 50 years ago
    >go to youtube and type in "scary movie scariest moment"
    >watch a car commercial because my little zoombrain doesn't know how to install an adblocker
    >watch a two minute, out of context, clip in standard definition
    >no lead in, no build up, no idea who the characters are or what the conflict is
    >BRUH DAT SHIT AINT LIT AT ALL
    >go to twitch and donate $20 to LilyPichu
    >LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you want to be scared, you should play a horror video game.

    if you want spooky atmosphere and practical effects, watch a horror movie.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fear and humor are subjective

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating a bunch of shit before bed
    (activates the hell of the body, the digestive system, and brings up that energy to your psyche)

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Grifter.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    similar scene but executed much better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit made me laugh out loud. lynchtards are so delusional.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's "The Legend of Hell House" - the 1973 version, not the shitty Netflix drama.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ju On, The Ring, The Eye.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hrur drurut le red face so scawy
    reddit

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gone Girl

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lake mungo was pretty scary

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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