What's with aging comedians growing gross beards?

What's with aging comedians growing gross beards?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exhibit B

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    beardlet cope thread

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men growing beards later in their life?

    I don't know about you OP but I see this in art from every culture from every period of history.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    walt whitman syndrome. they want to appear wisened

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    beardlet cope thread

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks great on Jim though

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    older men look way better and wise with a beard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, hiding turkey neck/droopy neck chords. a turtleneck would be too obvious

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its what mens hair does when they don't shave it for a couple months. Its what you do when you're so comfortable, when you have no cares or worries about keeping up appearances so you just let it go

    Its what men look like when they're completely chill

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hair is uncomfortable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mine stops growing at about four inches length...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let my beard grow out if it didn't require so much maintenance to look decent. Trimming, oils, and combing? Frick that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maintenance to look decent
        Learn to read dumbdumb. The reason old people grow beards like that is because they're done caring about decent looks, and can just let go.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just need to trim it sometimes and wash it daily. Beard oils are kinda nasty.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old are you moronic zioomer shit? When you have been shaving your face for 40 years you will get tired of it too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way, i feel refreshed after a shave and a beard trim. i don't want to be itchy and look like a smelly

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jim's so yellow?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He eats too many carrots

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's from his stds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you either have one of those night-time tint programs on your computer/phone, or cataracts.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      california sunshine

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shaving every day is annoying, they're already established and likely just want to be lazy now that they don't have to be clean cut anymore

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do their beards look so dry and how does one avoid this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      jump in a swimming pool before every photograph

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twink homosexual is mad because he can't grow a beard

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't get over the fact that Letterman went from lanky nerd to full Santa. Based.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Letterman's at least has a decent shape and pretty good volume. I don't think it suits him super well but it's not as gross as the other two.
    Old men who grow beards should go the infinitely more classy short beard like pic related.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Letterman
    >Comedian
    That's a strretch.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    was walking through the city once and saw a guy looking like pic rel minus the hat and the scar
    I consider most people morons by default but this man, dressed like he was, probably 6'4 with broad shoulders, wearing a long coat, his presence just commanded respect and that's very rare

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sagging skin on the cheek, jaw and neck tends to erase the neckline. beard is a neat way to cover it up

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old-age makeup usually looks fake because they can't take stuff away, only add bits on, so they overdo it with the saggy skin.

        But it does exist and yeah it doesn't look great. If the choice is between covering it with a beard or not, grow a beard.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    (OP)

    >twink homosexual is mad because he can't grow a beard

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having a beard doesn't make you a man, you know.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trans men are men, deal with it.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think it's a bucket list thing. every boy wants to grow some huge wizard beard and it takes a long time to develop

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    these aging Hollywood types are all so gross and embarrassing

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the kids won't recognise them?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gross
    You can just wash it daily and it would be just as gross as the rest of your face. Or do you mean gross as in big in german?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Letterman just wants to be Richard Harris

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