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Did these guys really think muff diving was bad?
It was normal for men to think that before you woman worshipping sissies came along.
I don’t think it’s ever been normal except for maybe among highschool jocks. If you won’t eat pussy because of other people’s opinions about it that’s way less masculine than the guy who will eat pussy
>If you won’t eat pussy because of other people’s opinions about it that’s way less masculine than the guy who will eat pussy
Unreal cope.
We don't do it because it's disgusting and beta.
>making a woman squirm with pleasure is disgusting and beta
So are you a bottom, or a power bottom?
>turn men into
Seems like you all arrived there on your own already.
>making a woman squirm with pleasure is disgusting and beta
"I'm here to please you m'lady, like a TRUE gentleman"
lmao
Who gives a frick?
>what goes through your mind when having sex with a woman is what other men will think of you
Who said any of that? Can you not read?
>Who gives a frick?
Women continue to frick men who they like fricking. If she's cute it's nice to have her coming back for more
the fact that your what goes through your mind when having sex with a woman is what other men will think of you is the gayest thing imaginable.
Not him but I don't worry about what others will think; I just think it's gross, like anal or even receiving a blow job. The face is a different environment and shouldn't be mixed with the genitals.
Now THIS is gayer than AIDS
i've only heard of muslims say this sort of thing re blowjobs, they detest giving or receiving oral sex to and from a woman because they see it as sodomy
> muslims wont give or receive oral becuase they believe its sodomy
> but sodomising little boys is ok
fricking insane people
Kek, Muslims love sodomy. It's the preferred method of "preserving yourself" for marriage. At least in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Do you never kiss girls or something? You don't need to be a mudslime to not shit where you eat - or rather, cum where you kiss.
they made these inventions called soap and mouthwash
AIDS?
>even receiving a blow job.
What a fricking loser holy shit
how did sexual liberation lead to the younger generation being such pathetic prudes? I remember on the man show when they were talking to a virgin about having sex and they were like ‘what do you do if she’s on her period?’ And Joe Rogan goes ‘hit her from behind and get that shit on your face like war paint.’ that’s the right attitude to have boys
lmfao. Respectable answer but nah, unless I can't possibly wait I'm not gonna bother with the mess. Guarantee need to wash the sheets which is just annoying. Last time I did that was in a hotel because I knew I could be lazy.
Right answer is get her to blow you.
nothing stops me pal, finish and wash off and admire how your dick looks like a footlong roasted in hell, throw out an Apache war cry, have some fun with it. bodies are gross by definition, embrace it
You do you, too much clean up for my liking. When I was younger I cared less, fricking the same women for 10 years changes perspective and I'm willing to just wait a week or have her blow me.
fair. honestly if I’m in a committed relationship I care even less but a quality blowjob is better than sex a lot of the time anyway
I just put a towel down. Hell my fricking mother told me to use shower curtains lmao. Periods shouldnt get in the way of your conquest.
Based mothers passing on sex tips.
Mine told me that period sex felt better for women.
Periods make women horny that's just a fact. They hate the mess and they hate the idea of the blood and cum mixing together in their pocket but they can't help it.
Prudes? I think it's the boom in male inceldom leading to a lot of sexual uncertainty in post Gen-Xers.
Personally, I was told that fricking a woman on her period feels even better for them, due to increased sensitivity.
All this bullshit about not fricking a woman on her period (or while she's pregnant) seems to be the zeitgeist I grew up with.
Sadly, I am an incel too, so I don't have the chance to frick a woman on her period. It wouldn't phase me.
Period sex is fine with the exception of the slightly bloody smell and the fact that the inside of her legs look like a red rorschach test
lmao this dude smiles at his girl when he bumps bellys hahaha
>Beta
I love your dumbass made up use of the word beta. Watch this
Eating pussy is alef, which is above alpha because the Persians cucked the Greeks, because I said so. homosexual.
Whites are the biggest betas on the planet unlike black males who are always alphas who know how to be dominant and make women orgasm multiple times in a row
No we talked about this white men are Alef, which is better than Alpha. Because I said so, homosexual.
>>>"We"
>If you won’t eat pussy because of other people’s opinions about it that’s way less masculine than the guy who will eat pussy
That "insecure about your masculinity" bullshit is something women and israelites invented to turn men into homosexuals.
I dont eat pussy because its fricking gross still get my gf to suck my dick though
>Admitting his gf has an outie
sorry
Outies are hot. Only porn addicted incel freaks want a no pube innie
Blood literally comes out of those pisshole wtf is wrong with you
You need to realize that human civilization has been here far longer than the last 16 years you've been living.
It was completely normal for hypermasculine guys to not eat pussy, be one pump chumps, etc.
Nowadays everybody is eating ass even if they just met on tinder 2 hours before. My ex ate my ass on our first night together
It gives you cancer
everything gives you cancer
"Everything gives you cancer these days" This a philip morris funded psyop
the supposed health risk isn't the reason you're not eating pussy. it's because you don't have a pussy to eat, and you're trying to justify it by pretending it's a choice
You are avoiding the science because you are a beta leftist b***h.
Dirty prostitutes give you cancer as
pointed out. Fact is, studies have proven it. Examples can eben be found in Hollywood, like Kirk Douglas.
Most women have hpv nowadays with the expanded hook up dating scene. Clean women are an anomaly, not the norm.
There are reasons women do not like getting tested for sexual diseases and pap smears have been shown to have an far higher amount of camine semen than most would care to admit.
Fact is, women are dirty prostitutes who should only be used through latex protection unless you travel to countries with less Black folk and homosexuals, as they are the origins of all the diseases women tend to carry.
that's great anon. or bad idk, didn't read it
>Fact is, women are dirty prostitutes who should only be used through latex protection unless you travel to countries with less Black folk and homosexuals, as they are the origins of all the diseases women tend to carry.
Yeah, those fricking homos who keep giving STDs to women.
Most gay men have fricked several women
Goddamn gays, stealing our women.
This but unironically, everyone gets cancer constantly but normally the body's immune system is healthy enough destroy it. Oncologists even have tests for various tumor markers and there is a range (ie that you have some cancer) that is considered acceptable
only if they have hpv
yeah but anyone worth going down on already has hpv
anyone who has hpv is by definition not worth going down on due to having had other men's diseased wieners repeatedly inside them.
doubt
>he doesn't have the hpv vaccine
Oops lol not my problem, works on my machine.
>Of course I'll chew off your blisters and warts honey, I'm vaccinated!!
>he got the vaccine
Yep, surely you're winning.
what do you mean by *the* vaccine? there's a shitton of them
And I bet you got them all, gay.
why yes
Roger Ebert ate pussy once and his jaw fell off.
nothing, thats the point, they are being petty.
there used to be a time where a few circles of men worried that it would be perceived as feminine but the whole point is that tony also eats pussy yet still teases uncle junior about it.
Tone only did it like twice a year
Tony is a fricking dirty wop who eats the pussy of other dirty wops. The Supranos show is similar to Mad Men in that you're not supposed to idolize or self-insert as the MC.
It's not gay but it's certainly beta and submissive
You literally couldn’t be more incorrect
Ask me how I know you're a virgin.
Nobody gives a frick, except for the woman you do it to, who will probably enjoy it.
>Nobody gives a frick
Your reply to his post definitely shows at least one person gives a frick. Calm down.
And all her friends that she tells and all their husbands that they tell
>beta
>submissive
don't care about your meme words, still eating my wife's delicious pussy after I blow a load into it
>after I blow a load into it
extremely gay
You're supposed to eat it because YOU want to, not because they want you to. You decide when you eat pussy. You don't get on your knees and lick it, you're supposed to dominate and restrain your girl when you eat pussy.
Yeah! Real alphas suck dick! Amirite bros...bros..
Nothing. They literally all ate pussy. Tony tells Carmella she better not tell anybody.
t. blabbermouth c**ts
There’s nothing wrong with it. As long as it’s what you want to do. If you’re eating pussy because you feel like you have to or you’re trying to make yourself more valuable then you could call it a b***h move. But only insecure guys would be ashamed of it
Nothing but it's something the woman has to earn. Impeccable hygiene/grooming is non-negotiable
69 is great. Only time I can cum from a blowjob is while eating pussy. Don't know why
Same.
>Tony was almost killed for funny remarks about eating out
First season was just a parody of Martin Scorsese movies.
It was originally pitched as a comedy to Fox.
It isn't comedy?
Nothing if it's your preteen daughter
The whole undercarriage. Bellybutton to tailbone.
I ate a prostitutes ass in the weekend. How worried should I be?
How did it smell?
Very sterile. I gaped it with my tongue as much as I could and it was pretty spotless. I'm going to go to the doctor anyway just in case.
You should be fine but it's best to keep your tongue away from hookers
Yeah I'm realising that in hindsight. It's just a lot easier than talking to women and getting nowhere.
Witch doctor?
A real bushman of the kalahari
>gaped it with my tongue as much as I could
based
I ate out several prostitutes during a week 8 years ago. Still waiting for something bad to happen.
>Hey T, you remember eating out your first prostitute?
A piano is going to fall on your head next week
Get some horse paste and you should be fine.
it was over as soon as you went with a prostitute
If its Ambers you could get stds from all the joggers who were there first.
I thought you were a Bacalla man OP what are you doing eating sushi?
reasonable american weight tony is so weird
Uncle Jun's in the muff.
>What's wrong with eating pussy?
Ask Michael Douglas.
Throat cancer.
this is like saying eating pussy will you give you aids or herpes.
now ask the bazillion people who didn't get throat cancer
the vegana flora goes to your brain and drives you insane
that's only if you eat out like hundreds of girls though lol
Zoomie women don't like it. I am a millenial and whenever I went down on them they stopped me because "it emasculates me in their eyes". I live in Balkans so it could be balkans thing.
>eating pussy isn't masculine
>best rapper in the Balkans is Tupac, a gay ballerina
Make this make sense
>I went down on them they stopped me because "it emasculates me in their eyes".
This is why you've got to pick them up, throw them around and eat them out like a viking sloppily eating a leg of mutton. If you eat pussy in a way that seems like you're doing it cause it's what you want they won't care, if you seem like you're trying to please her she'll find you utterly pathetic.
I think its a balkan/east euro thing anon. Its kinda seem as unsanitary by most people here, and kinda unmanly like the Sopranos imply. If you got a dick just frick her no need to eat her ass out.
It probably has roots from rome empire. Romans thought that eating pussy is more disgusting and effeminate than sucking wiener, I shit you not.
In modern era, I guess eating pussy means that you are not the alpha male or the "penetrator", but you are submissive to your wife and therefore not alpha enough to be a hard ass gangster
it's a slippery sloppe
first you go down a girl's jungle, then it's blacks then it's cops
It's gay as frick and shows your submissive.
Note for reference
>Least gay
Fricking a woman in the pussy
Fricking a woman in the mouth
Fricking a woman in the ass
Getting a handjob from another man
Getting fricked by a woman in the ass
Getting your dick sucked by a man
Fricking a man in the ass
Giving another man a handjob
Sucking dick
Going down on a woman
Getting your ass fricked by a man
>Most gay
>Getting fricked by a woman in the ass
Ralph was more of a man than Tony ever was
Agreed, given Tony gave oral sex to Carm and that's lower on the list
>There are people who actually believe this because of memes and copypasta
I have done all of these things.
I think that makes you the least and most gay one here
>anal sex
Disgusting gay shit
>getting fricked by a literal man is gayer than eating pussy
It’s okay bait, but only because I want to point this out.
>inb4 that’s the joke
Yes.
I mean yeah it literally is. Never be submissive to a woman. It's gay as frick.
being submissive to a woman doesn't make you gay, it just makes you pathetic.
Of course, the sex only lasts as long as I eat out, right? The penetration and following “act” of heterosexual sex is nullified by the eating out action, right?
when will you beta's learn? the pussy makes the act straight, a caperone if you will. if you kiss her after a blowjob you are not gay because her mouth is connected to her pussy via the body thus straightening it. if you eat her out after you frick her? straight as an arrow. your cum is connected to her pussy. safe!
think of the pussy as the midias touch of straightness
>not including the industry standard of homosexualry, the "Gayness Coefficient"
your list of homosexualry is not detailed enough
IS there something you arent telling us? as in you are a huge homosexual who likes hand jobs off men
Correct order:
>Least gay
Sucking dick
Giving another man a handjob
Getting your dick sucked by a man
Going down on a woman
Fricking a woman in the pussy
Getting your ass fricked by a man
Getting a handjob from another man
Fricking a man in the ass
Getting fricked by a woman in the ass
Fricking a woman in the mouth
Fricking a woman in the ass
>Most gay
How is giving another man a handjob even remotely gay?
FTFY homosexual
>Least gay
Fricking a woman in the pussy
Fricking a woman in the mouth
Fricking a woman in the ass
Going down on a woman
Getting fricked by a woman in the ass
Getting a handjob from another man
Getting your dick sucked by a man
Fricking a man in the ass
Giving another man a handjob
Sucking dick
Getting your ass fricked by a man
>Most gay
Doing anything with a women is way less gay than doing anything with a man. Being pegged by your gf is way less gay then getting a handy from a dude.
My gay line starts at getting pegged. Everything before that is normal straight behavior everything from there on is pretty gay and most likely indicates you're bi.
Unironically cope
I kneel.
>They say that if you'll suck pussy, you'll suck anything. It's a sign of weakness and a possible sign that you're a finook.
you can't even suck breasts?
I think the mob is okay with that one.
good pussy should be eaten. just don't go down on any south beach strumpet
on one hand SEXO
on the other, piss comes out of there
penis in vagoo is less gross because piss also comes out of my penis
>piss comes out of the vegana
woof
It's unheroic, only bad guys eat pussy.
Why was Paulie so eager for Chrissy to watch IT?
I only eat pussy if she's at least an 8/10, so almost never
>zoomers can't even fathom the idea of not breaking their backs and emptying their bank accounts to please women
really makes you think
The idea of eating pussy grosses me out. My girlfriend has never been eaten out but she's been fricked by like 40 men most likely. I can't get hard long enough to frick her, thanks to years of pronebone masturbation (minus the bone) and sleeping 5 hours a night so I can wagecuck for some israelite military factory at 6 a.m.. so mostly I just finger her now. I live with my parents and my only credit card is on their account so I can't get Viagra and I don't even have health insurance from my job because I was too lazy to sign up and sick of giving money to homosexual troony surgery. I make 49k a year. I'm also vaccinated so Viagra would give me a heart attack most likely. I feel bad for my girlfriend. I fingerfrick her right now but the whole "I've never been eaten out" makes me feel bad for her. I just really don't want to put my mouth on pussy.
This might as well be a dictionary definition of a zoolenial.
Is whole heartedly believe that anon is making shit up if it wasn’t for the schizophrenic pacing of his post
He's not making it up. This is basically the average western man today.
Your problem isn't necessarily physical. It's mostly behavioral and psychosomatic.
1. Get sleep, 8-9 hours daily non negotiable. Practice proper sleep hygiene no white screen etc.
2. Learn to handle stress and emotional pressure. Meditate. Half of the issues with men's sexual function is the inability to relax or deal with repressed feelings, such as fear, anger, anxiety etc. It's not just the fear of performance, it's everything in your life pressing down on you. In fact it's the job of your woman to identify these things and have the ability to relax her man but modern men and women are a complete joke. Neither sex knows what they're doing anymore.
3. You concern too much over others and not enough for yourself. Learn proper self-care and self love. Learn to stop worrying about absolutely everyone else's problems all the time before making sure you are ok. This is typical nice guy syndrome and is refered fear. Take some time for yourself and learn to relax. Without necessarily anything external, like videogames, media or drugs.
4. Physical exercise is crucial. First of all, modern living destroys men's hormonal balance. Diet, environment everything in our society wreaks havoc on our hormones, which govern everything, including sexual dysfunction . Other than getting your blood levels checked the only way to normalize it in any real capacity is high intensity strength training. This is non negotiable, every other day at least one hour of some kind of high intensity training is absolutely necessary. Flexibility helps too, especially with the pelvic floor, because most sedentary jobs destroy blood flow and every single function down there.
5. Stop taking drugs. The drug and food industry go hand in hand to create an issue and the provide a cure for the sheep population. Since you're vaxed I'm sure I don't need to get into full details for you to already be aware of this scam.
Also, ween off of or remove pornography as much as possible as well, it is crucial with the first month at least. Especially if you have irregular reward pathways blocked off. There's no incentive for you to get a boner due to learned and set behavioral triggers. It becomes a miscommunication within your neurons as to when and how exactlybare we getting hard.
All in all, sexual dysfunction is deeply rooted in both psychological and physical issues that are completely reversible but it requires a few basic lifestyle changes. Also, none of this should be done for the satisfaction of a woman. A working penis is your only gateway to any masculinity or dignity of any kind in this life. So unless you enjoy living as a eunuch, spend time and effort on all of these asap.
>A working penis is your only gateway to any masculinity or dignity of any kind in this life.
So 80 year old men are without dignity now? You people have the weirdest fricking views on life. Sad.
Are you autistic? The person I'm replying to is not elderly. This conversation relates to men between the ages of 18 - 40, of which the person I'm replying to is. He's probably a 20 something year old and the point of that statement is to highlight the importance of sexual health in relation to personal self-respect and sense of masculine dignity, since pharmaceutical companies play off of men's fears and dysfunction to push drugs, such as Viagra. Of which that man is affected. The only weird people on this website are those that enter a conversation to add their confused and irrational two cent opinionated reactionary comment oblivious to the point or the conversation.
maybe ask her 40 ex bfs for advice, maybe they can help
It’s literally not hard to get women
Literally just be yourself
>except if you are a beta waste of human genes
It's only acceptable if she's a preteen. Inshallah.
#FreePalestine
still smells like tuna
post nose please Moishe
That kind of organized crime hierarchy means there's always someone sitting underneath you waiting to replace you.
You're being constantly probed for weaknesses by underlings.
Eating pussy is perceived as a weakness because it can be taken as an act of sexual subservience.
Even though they all do it you gotta carry it like you'd never
veganas carry the most amount of bacteria in a woman's body, other than the anus of couse. Especially if it's a roastie you're basically eating up leftover dried semen and other pathogens that cause all kinds of autoimmune and infections not just in your throat but your internal organs. You might be thinking bro Ive been eating pussy all my life get fricked, the problem is these pathogens never leave your body so the older you get as soon as your natural immune system breaks down sometime after 30 you'll start to see these things occur. Even if you take care of yourself physically, as long as you keep feeding your body these bacteria through oral sex then it doesn't make a difference on a cellular level if you go out to the gym or eat a balanced meal etc. We knew this information since the dawn of time but degenerate israelites pushed it through media and pornography.
Italians think that eating pussy is worse than fricking homosexuals. Because they are in fact, a nation of preening homosexuals.
Imagine being a grown ass man and putting your face in a woman's ass and crotch like a fricking dog.
No wonder women think they're such hot shit these days, you beta homosexuals are acting like animals for a crumb of pussy lmao.
Get a grip of yourselves.
Post body so we can see what da based alpha looks like
>muff-diver wants to ogle at male bodies
This shit writes itself.
>sour grapes fat moron who's never touched a woman pretends to be a sex haver
This shit writes inte
you mad
>eat girl out
>she’s turned on
>sex is better
it’s so funny how flawed this faux chud logic is, like anyone believes you’re the kind of person who will just silently walk into a room, enter a woman, frick her until you’re satisfied and then stride out like a chad. you live in a fantasy bro, and not even a good one. sex is always better when both parties are into it
You sound like the type of dude who puts a condom on to wank
It's an older generation thing. Women didn't trim their pussy hairs like they've been doing since the 80s and beyond. Do you really wanna put your mouth in an unshaved bush?
yes
You're still thinking of a modern woman. Also remember that Mafia men were married to their wives who hated them and then fricked with Goomahs who are nasty little prostitutes.
You are not eating Goomah pussy. Goomah is your wiener carousel prostitute.
yes
yup
yes
Its white male thing because their dicks aren't long enough to satisfy a woman
White dudes have to rely on giving women oral because their penetration is garbage
>all exactly a minute apart
Some people have no shame
Yeah. White dudes have zero because they are totally okay with shaming themselves infront of everyone with their small dicks
Or Whites aren’t selfish beasts, like your race, and enjoy getting women off
>and enjoy getting women off
Too bad they can't even do that lmao
When has a white dude ever made a woman orgasm kek that's pure science fiction
>Whites
>Getting women off
Holy shit lel
Black guys on average make women orgasm at least 10x more than white guys
is it asia posting hours already?
Black guys are beasts. Beasts in bed. And women l
White women love getting ravaged by black hung virile african beasts
When has a white dude ever made a woman cum?
Whites only give oral to women because they lack the proper tools to pleasure them unlike black men
Black men get to frick pussy
White boys get to clean up afterwards
If you end up going down on a chick, she will 100% end up sleeping with black guys behind your back
Uncle June's alzheimer was caused by extensive pussy eating and brain eating vegana viruses
White males have small dicks
It stinks and other people have been in there and shit, basically eating puss is aceptable when the girl is like 16
boy pussy?
>"IF YOU EAT PUSSY THEN YOU MUST SUCK DICK TOO!"
How are these related?
It's a cope.
>yeah I'm not eating pussy (I'm not even having sex), but it's because I'm voluntarily abstaining because it's beta, not because I can't get any.
I only ever dated one girl with hygiene good enough I didn't mind eating her out, most girls suck and it smells/tastes like some combination of piss and old fish, no fricking thank you.
depends on how you do it, but generally speaking performing oral is a submissive act.
Only white dudes do it because they lack the packaging to properly satisfy a woman through penetration
>People need a reason to be catty
Are you all teenagers or what?
Think about it.
An anon on Cinemaphile(nel) is finally getting laid.
After years of porn and masturbation, they finally get to shoot their loads in women.
And the first thought in their mind after slipping into a woman is:
“What will Cinemaphile think of this?”
You guys are so gay hahaha.
>muh bbc troony discord raid in progress
lol
Nobody mentioned BBC. It's like a subconscious knowledge that white possess knowing they are 100% inferior to blacks
>denies the "bbc" part but not the troony discord raid part
lmao clocked
Thread ruined by israelite chunks seething over whites.
Whites are experts in ruining a woman's sex life with boredom
Unfortunately.
I wonder what they talk about besides “MUH YT PEEPOLE”
Man, I hate white people. I avoid them on streets because they always smell horrible. They don't know how to take care of themselves
holy frick zoomers are a generation of emasculated simps. getting on your knees and licking someones piss hole is essentially telling a woman "im pathetic enough i'd be your human toilet." thats fine if thats what you are into but no women will ever respect you. learn how to use your dick and shell never be interested in oral
I pissed in a zoomer girl's mouth in the bath tub a while back.
yea zoomer girls are nasty bawds. i made one suck me off in a wal mart parking lot then walk around inside why my cum on her face.
Its a very degenerate thing just like anal sex
Pussy is delicious.
Medpill me on eating muff. A lot of pee comes out of that area. The whole "pussy smells like fish" didn't just come out of nowhere, so women likely don't always clean themselves properly. I want to make a woman squeal but I don't want to inject piss and whatever an unwashed vegana produces. If I coax her into a shower first is there a prep I can perform to make it nice and healthy.
you're applying incel logic to chad experience
>Zoomie women don't like it
pppppppppfffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt lot of boomer women didn't know any guys did it... every zoomer girl is brought up on porn that includes it...
>A lot of pee comes out of that area.
every girl wipes
>The whole "pussy smells like fish"
some do some don't.
>so women likely don't always clean themselves properly.
true, some women's veganas are so clean their sweat tastes like water, some get yeast infections from being disgusting moronic prostitutes.
>If I coax her into a shower first is there a prep I can perform to make it nice and healthy.
either a woman is hygienic or not, a shower isn't going to change her PH value of her pussy (that's a real thing)
either a girl is clean or she isn't, the safest way to know is to smell her scalp, if her hair smells bad then her pussy will be bad.
I'll admit I fricked a real disgusting b***h. while I was on her I smelled her hair and I gagged, it was actually so gross but I asked if she washed her hair today and she said she did...later she told me she had a yeast infection which passed on to me...not cool. it's not permanent but that means I basically stuck my dick in a petri dish of bacteria.
Literally just grab her by the neck and finger her until she cums
>people ITT that would not let a beautiful woman sit on their face
virgins or homosexuals, take your pick
It's the former
It’s bisexual homosexuals which compose like 80% of this website, you troony loving 4chuds. Bisexual men are attracted to ass, breasts, and female faces and bodies but they are extremely disgusted by pussy, same with gay men. These same cucks are in other threads talking about how boy pussy has made women obsolete, guarantee it
>Getting rimmed by a woman
Where does (and the opposite) this fall on the 'gay to not gay' list?
Below licking puss but before getting pegged. Dude wanting to get rimmed is pretty gay. Butt stuff in general is gay.
The act itself isn't inherently bad, it's just weak to submit to your b***h wife. I'm honestly surprised that a guy like Tony didn't smack Carmela around when other characters were eager to hit their women.
>it's just weak to submit to your b***h wife
I don't understand this train of thought. Men aren't submissive when eating puss. Women are unable to grab our heads and force us to eat them or hold us down to eat them. We choose to do it, we hold them down while they squirm. When a women is blowing a dude we use their head like a fricking fleshlight, they put their hair into a ponytail for a reason.
Eating puss is not submissive, women are unable to dominate in that position the same way a man is because women do not have the strength or the attitude.
Eating pussy is gay as frick.
Eating a girl out will make her putty in your hands.
It's unironically the most chad move you can pull, afterwords she'll let you do literally anything with her.
I find it somewhat unmasculine, as per ancient Roman customs. However, there is times when a shaved pussy looks so delicious you can't hold yourself, and you just lay your woman in the bed and proceed to eat her up. Then you tell the b***h to get on top of you and suck you off while you eat her out. Shit, I used to eat my ex's ass all the time. She would just lay there and would wink that tight little butthole and I would just eat it like a starving hobo. Would frick her ass all the time too. But she was a crazy b***h, used to suck me off and drink my cum only to measure if I had jerk offd or not.
As I have only ever had paid sex at 37yo, I haven't dared to eat any of them out. Nor does it appeal to me.
I have learned that massaging them can make their toes curl and kissing their necks get them wet.
As long as you warm them up properly, it makes the fricking better.
Damn, if only I could get some regular bonafide pussy.
No reason to put your face in it. Let me teach you gays something - just put two fingers inside and start rubbing/pulling forward, then massage the clit with your thumb. That's literally all you have to do, it's incredibly easy. You don't have to slurp veganal discharge.
>No reason to put your face in it
my testosterone makes me susceptible to female pheremones
>focusing on what's most pleasurable for her
what if *i* want to eat her out?
i know right, salmon sushi is soooo good
it's bad for business, badabing?
>thread about sex
>close to bump limit
>113 unique IPs so far
>not a single person ITT has ever had sex
LOL gotta love Cinemaphile
It's submissive. You're only existing to satisfy a woman, which is embarrassing.
Remember: a woman's sexual needs do not matter.
>anon says this and wonders why all of his gfs have cheated on him
Stupid people are fascinating.
nothing i even eat the ass
I like eating pussy. I guess I've been lucky, none of my girlfriends ever had a bad smelling pussy or an ugly one. They all always kept it nicely shaven, back already in the late 90s. I really enjoy making my wife quiver with expectation when I'm teasing her.
My first girlfriend was a weirdo hipster girl who refused to shave pits or anything and one night in the heat of the moment I ate her out. It was so gnarly that I almost vomited. It has been years now but I have an imprinted revulsion to putting my mouth anywhere near a vegana.
How did her pussy smell and/or taste, anons?