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Bruh only in Ohio Frfr no cap sheesh
Bruh
ong?
deadass
they do be real goofy ahh
>sheesh
I still don't know what this one is, but it pisses me off every single time a sqeaky voiced zoomer dipshit does it.
bruh them goofy ahh mfs are wilin frfr tho
RAAAAHHHHHHHH
ayo? :Face with Raised Eyebrow: :Skull:
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you ain't from ohio if you never done this befo'
ayoooo
bump
Bruh fr tho
deadass cuh?
who invited blud :skullemoji: :skullemoji: :skullemoji:
haha yeah imagine living in Cincinnati... ;(
Kentuckian here. Is Jillian's still around there across the river? I fingered a girl in the parking lot once.
As long as you stay out of the nig cities surrounding it, it's pretty good. Go 15+ minutes outside of it and it's comfy as frick.
Ohioans is correct. We're just too fricking BASED for most people. Although SE/SW Ohio is different from the North half.
imagine living near the loveland Frog Man
any relation to the new jersey devil?
distant cousins
I grew up in Loveland ama
The chili is amazing.
once again Ohio proving it's the only non-gaygpt state in the union
From my experience Ohioans, or whatever you call em, are a very easy-going people. They don't buy into media hype so easily. They are discerning, considerate, and wide-of-ken. Shrewd, if you like.
We intentionally give shitpost answers on surveys. We're the Finns of the US.
>wide-of-ken
Now let see the map showing the levels of homosexuality.
OP shoved that map up his ass
Is that Andy Richter
The Swedish German?
Come on bros, where's that jeb edit?
Has anyone done a Barbiheimer cosplay yet ?
Like one half Barbie and other half Oppenheimer?
South Dakota's fricked. Completely surronded.
this is probably the dumbest fake rivalry on record
Don't forget Sonic vs Birds of Prey for some fricking reason. Why is it always a Margot flick?
Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Ohio should be nuked and made into one humungous freeway
This homie eatin beans
I refuse to believe anyone's favorite candy is Dots. Almost no flavor and an awful chewy texture. Worst of all gummy type candy.
Fricking fight me you piece of dogshit trash I love Dots you son of a prostitute.
>Kraft Cheese Slices
you solved the where's waldo
It's wisconsin, the cheese capital of the north america.
>processed cheese product
I never said they had good taste.
>Candy
>Kraft Cheese Slices
>kraft cheese slices
for once my state is actually based, sixlets are GOAT
for me, its m&ms
I have not met one person in Texas who eats black licorice
i eat black licorice all the time, my whole family does, we're all german. my femboy bf is mexican, and i got his entire family on a black liquorice kick.
>baked beans
>kraft singles
those are my favourite candy too
Bull fricking shit next to no one in Texas eats that shit
wax bottles would be S tier candy if either the wax didnt have the same texture as plastic and was more edible or if the liquid inside didn't taste like popsicle syrup
TOOTSIE ROLLCHADS STAY WINNING
>lemonheads
I was a Buncha Crunch guy before I started smuggling my own food, but this is a pretty solid choice.
THOSE homieS EATIN BEANS.
Indiana is the only correct state in the Union.
>SC
>Black Licorice
Never, ever seen anyone eat that shit here.
>Texas
>Black Licorice
Black person are you serious
>go to the movies with a girl from across the Red
>she insists that we should buy popcorn and some pop
>whole theater is packed for the new Harry Potter flick
>the smell of baked beans permeates the air
>can tell she is regretting her butter-flavored garbage
>makes a pouty face at me
>"You want some of these beans, hey?"
>"Thanks, anon. You're such a gentleman!"
>pull a second tin out of my good coveralls
>clings to me any time the dementors are on screen
>movie gets out, wanted to bail, but she says we should go for a walk
>smiles that crooked, rotten outer American smile
>absolutely disgusted by sight
>remember I gotta be polite
>let her pull me behind the Cenex and tug me off
>pull away whenever she tried to kiss me
Don't know why dentists aren't billionaires with the amount of sugar you morons shovel down your throats.
Some interesting choices. I raise an eyebrow at a couple of them, but none reach the depths of depravity of Utah. Necco wafers? Get your shit together.
Mormons can't eat a lot of sugary stuff.
So basically I'm moving to Arkansas
frick off we're full
Who the frick likes Pixie Sticks?
>only one state likes buncha crunch
Fricking bullshit map
there are two. montana and maine.
ROLO GANG WHERE YOU AT
I'm going to see Barbie movie because I want to frick Margot Robbie
no, you don't
>south dakota
I have long suspected it
>What's wrong with Ohio?
The entire state is a septic tank...the people, the cities, the landscapes.
ALL OF IT.
Where's my Grandpa's Cheese Barn fans at?
For me, it's the green apple Gummi Army Men.
mike n ike or sour patch kids
Why would anyone want to watch Bird Box?
theyre blind folded and dont know whats going on
What is it about Maine and New Hampshire that make Ohioans so scared?
They'd rather crawl to New Mexico than New Hampshire?
>Coldhio
>Hawaiio
>Florida
Actually funny ngl ong
>Barbie
I always knew my home state was full of homosexuals. No wonder I left.
I like that nobody knows how nice the suburbs of Cleveland are.
Perhaps this nation's best kept secret.
dont get still on the jebtrain
No one that isn't from Ohio likes Ohio
Me and the boys going to the theater.
>Me and boys paying money to consoom pozzed demoralization propaganda by people who hate you.
how the frick is there a sequel to bird box. who would agree to fund that
Bird Box was at one point the most watched movie on Netflix and was meme'd to the point of having a viral tiktok trend around it.
There already was a sequel
>BIRD BOX?????
Bird Box: Cleveland
>Ohio has no good sitc-
But Americans told me that "flyover states" were full of morons. Why does this seem to show the opposite?
Republicans/conservatives mostly occupy flyover states and they tend to be history nerds. They also love big explosions and hate Japan.
Fricking swing states
Ohoian from Akron here, AMA and I'll give you the honest truth.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a baked bean?
let's meet up and do some kino akronBlack person stuffs
I'm up for getting some beers and yelling Black person loud as we can from the car window.
Bird box...barcelona?
Why is ohio the new meme state?
it's the most average, milquetoast, middle-of-the-road american state, so much so, that it loops around to be bizarrely normal in the eyes of other people
Everyone from Ohio is a methhead