I thought it was funny and I always order Rum+Coke. it's the cheapest tastiest thing to slam down at a shitty bar
truth is drinking anything because you perceive it to be classy instead of actually having class is cringe.
Because adding soda to alcohol is for b***hes.
Do your research on whichever type of alcohol you like best then drink it neat at room temp with a cigar like a man
And you drink it straight from the "tap". You still sound like an absolute homosexual who wants to come off as a supreme gentleman here.
Because adding soda to alcohol is for b***hes.
Do your research on whichever type of alcohol you like best then drink it neat at room temp with a cigar like a man
No, he's definitely right, and this is coming from somebody who drinks scotch neat. Let me guess, you also "love" classical music and read nothing but sophisticated books? What you mistake for class is just pretentiousness, you impress literally nobody with your bullshit whether it's on the internet or in real life, you possess no personality because you construct your entire existence around a persona. You are gay and cringe.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ooh we got an armchair pyschiatrist!
WRONG! Black person! LOL!
I just like to not drink shit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's psychologist you fricking moron, psychiatrists are diagnostic, that you don't know the difference doesn't shock me considering you clearly haven't been prescribed the meds you need.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>psychiatrists are diagnostic
Yeah? And you diagnosed me as liking classical music and philisophical books? moron? You don't understand the words you are using?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>And you diagnosed me as liking classical music and philisophical books?
No, if you want to get technical I'm diagnosing you with a serious case of being a homosexual, and I'm prescribing you 100mg of have a nice day.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm prescribing you read a dictionary before you embarrass yourself further.
Go drink a sex on the beach while your at too you fricking fairy
Sure, cheap bottom shelf garbage is better served with a fricking soda but if you have $40 you can buy a quality brand of alcohol you poor fricking loser
You can do both stupid. I fricking love Redbreast but Im not always in the mood for it. Sometimes I want a Jack and Coke.
Theres a time, place, and mindset for both.
I fricking hate booze-snobs. Absolute homosexual degenerates that are, more often than not, poser children trying to look "grown up." Shut the frick up.
>Calls other people b***hes in his OP >Loses his fricking mind because he cant fathom someone liking good quality liquor along with some bottom shelf guilty pleasures
Like the other anon said, you booze snobs are the most insufferable homosexuals on gods green earth.
Its like youre physically incapable of understanding that someone can enjoy both ends of the spectrum in different environments.
Enjoy chugging all that cum I guess, homosexual.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You soda-drinking Black folk who get biligerantly drunk drinking your girl-drinks are a disgrace to your ancestors
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Biligerantly
Lmfao frick outta here ESL I dont drink to get hammered. Ill have a Jack and Coke or a Captain and Coke the same reason Ill pour myself a neat glass of Red Breast or Stagg.
Learn to spell you fricking dimwit.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh no a typo on the internet! I'm so embarrassed!
I read what gay homosexual drinks you wrote in your 1st post I didn't need a reminder you attention prostitute
5 months ago
Anonymous
>moron who STILL cant fathom someone enjoying a spectrum of alcohol in a variety of serving options clearly has a poor grasp of English grammar
Its always you ESL third worlds who shit up the board with your low IQ ESL bullshit. What a sad fricking existence you must have.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>muh ancestors
Lol you're some dumb homosexual that thinks things from a hundred years ago matter. Dumb. Ass. Lol. It doesn't matter, just like you won't matter when you're dead and gone
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oooo we got a nihilist now! I'm so close to Cinemaphile bingo!
5 months ago
Anonymous
I hope you're having a good night anon
5 months ago
Anonymous
>gets butthurt that his girl-drink is being called out
Alcohol tastes like ass though. Either it tastes like soap like ale or beer or It tastes like hand-sanitizer like whiskey and sake, I don't know how people stomach the stuff.
They literally have some genetic coding that makes them more susceptible to booze specifically.
Its biological in the same vein of how alot of white people dont like extremely hot food or blacks dont do well with milk
No, they are just a lesser human who has not developed self-control. Getting mad at an indian for getting drunk is like getting mad at a dog for barking at a squirrel.
liver metabolism, theyre shared common descendents of north japanese ainu and siberian tungusk people >blacks dont do well with milk
you mean lactose intolerance? moron
No it doesn't. You drink enough of it and you develop a taste for it, but it still tastes like that anon said it does, you just like those flavors now. There's freaks out there who enjoy drinking there own piss, and they've been doing it for so long they actually enjoy the flavor, it's the same damn thing.
Alcohol tastes like shit, it's why so much effort has gone into improving the flavor with additives over the years.
There are diffences in taste in alcohols.
Why are you even debating this? Are you that triggered? Mad that the only way you can drink alcohol is diluting it with soda because you're a fricking homosexual?
>Do your research on whichever type of alcohol you like best
wtf is wrong with you??? Do your research on what you like but it cant be what you like??? If you can't trust your own taste on what you like, and instead need to do research, you should literally have a nice day as soon as possible to stop burdening people with your existence.
There are dozens of different types of alcohol so do your research on what you like?
This is solid advice but if you want to drink 3/4 coke 1/4 rum/jack/whatever for the rest of you miserable plebian life then go for it
True but ironically whiskey is actually really sweet once you get a taste for it. I’m not really sure why it’s considered manly, I just think it tastes good.
The manliest thing you can actually do is whatever the frick you want and not give a single shit what other people think. Not "hurr hurr, I gotta drink it straight, and puff a cigar because the most manly thing is not enjoying myself for a single second."
99% of the time I don't drink, but if I do it's either in a social setting or with a girl. In which case being able to make a tasty wienertail is a far more practical and entertaining skill than "here's some warm beer in a dixie cup, drink the pisswater homosexual." The point is for you to enjoy it and feel comfortable.
>hurr hurr, I gotta drink it straight, and puff a cigar because the most manly thing is not enjoying myself for a single second."
That's how I enjoy my drinks you fricking wienertail drinking sissy. If you drink to try and impress prostitutes than more power to you.
Pro-tip: girls are turned off by men drinking colored beverages
>In which case being able to make a tasty wienertail is a far more practical and entertaining skill
Wait you drink homosexual drinks because you think it's an "entertaining skill?"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAABABABABABABABWHATAFRICKINGhomosexual
>guy cruising for lady boys on Cinemaphile still doesn't realize his mistake
Was the L intentional too?
5 months ago
Anonymous
The frick are you even talking about? The only "L" is yours, you zoomer Black person trash. Can't debate the merits of my superior arguements so you have to resort to your pathetic insults. SAD!
>pft this clueless virgin has probably never paid for a single girl's emergency medical bill or pitched in for her great step grandfather's funeral, can't imagine the negative social credit this guy has with the ladies lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you telling me you're poor? And then trying to use that against me?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm getting flexed on by a simp
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm getting flexed on by a simp
Well if that's true then that would make you look pretty pathetic huh?
Bro, women do not care about what you drink, but the confidence you have when you drink. All they want is certainty and confidence is their best measure.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Stop watching andrew tate you fricking homosexual
Order a slippery nipple in front of a girl and see if you get laid that night
5 months ago
Anonymous
I have and I did. You have literally convinced yourself that the reason you cant get laid is the drink you choose, which is why you put so much importance in it. I cant wait for you to conceive of an exist, the one everyone lives in, that what a person drinks doesnt matter. But you probably wont. But dont worry, anon. Better luck next life lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I have and I did.
Why are you lying on the internet? >You have literally convinced yourself that the reason you cant get laid is the drink you choose
I get laid whenever I want
>to conceive of an exist, the one everyone lives in, that what a person drinks doesnt matter.
Fricking what lol I think you've had a enough girl drinks for one night bud
5 months ago
Anonymous
Every time you mention drinking, it is in relation to trying to get laid and your imagined opinion of what an womans opinion is. Better luck next life.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't gaslight me you homosexual fairy you're the one that admitted you only drink to "look cool" in front of girls
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you are gaslighting yourself
read the thread moron
5 months ago
Anonymous
The only time I mentioned women is because you Black folk brought them up 1st
I don't trust anyone who actually likes liquor on its own tbh, some of it can be nice but it's only there to get drunk. If you want to drink to enjoy wine mixed drinks and beer are nicer
>If you want to drink to enjoy wine mixed drinks and beer are nicer
I enjoy neat rum and a cigar if I wanted to drink wine I would drink some merlot with a nice rare steak, I don't drink beer that shit is disgusting, makes you fat, and gives you the shits
>guy who spent new year's posting on an anonymous imageboard about something he pretends to hate
....what? I don't watch madmen. You're here homosexual so don't try to talk down to me
thanks for the tips on masculinity but having someone else choose your alcohol is the biggest b***h move of all. ill stick to fruity drinks while you try not to grimace on every sip like a proud unapproachable dickhead
Why can't you homosexuals comprehend that people actually enjoy drinking neat alcohol? I get it you're poor and have only experienced shitty cheap alcohol but you don't have to take it out on me
Lol wut. White claw is one of those "ingredients list only water but it tastes like fruit" drinks. Meaning no high fructise corn syrup, but DEFINITELY lots of cancer.
>Purified carbonated water, alcohol, natural flavors, cane sugar, citric acid, natural cherry juice concentrate, sodium citrate. >vs >Vodka and carbonated water
It's literally made to taste like shitty vodka soda with a spit worth of w/e fruit flavoring. So get a vodka soda with a splash of cran, pineapple or w/e.
Why not drink a vodka soda, the real thing, not that high fructose chemical shit?
I literally only drink White Claw now and I give 0 fricks what anyone thinks about it. They are refreshing and don't make my mouth feel and taste like a garbage can. I just no longer understand the upsides of anything else.
Nah. I've been a heavy drinker for years. Never enjoyed the taste. I always chase it, and so do most alcoholics since we take huge chugs at a time. At my stage it is literally not about flavor, it's about just being able to tolerate huge amounts of alcohol every day, and for that you need a chaser.
I stopped cold turkey. I know it's dangerous but I am an all or nothing guy. Typical for addicts, probably. It's easy for me to stop once I hit rock bottom because my mind just flips the switch. Can't explain it but quitting was easy for me. I went from 750ml-1L of whiskey every night to nothing.
I'll drink what I damn well please. If I want 3 fingers of Blanton's on ice with a nice stogy I'll have that. If I want an Irish coffee and a spliff in the morning I'll have that. And if I'm feeling a rum and coke I'll have a goddamn rum and coke. Frick your standards. A real man does as he pleases.
just drink what you like. just know that alcoholics hate rum & coke because the coke gives you zits and diabetes, and they need to drink alcohol every day. so they will break out and get fatter, quicker.
my only point in their defense is that honestly why the frick are you paying some insane bar markup for one of the simplest drinks to make
whiskey sour is one of my favorite bar drinks and is hardly difficult to drink, but it's not something I can be assed to make at home - well that and a local bar makes a fantastic version and I'm not sure I'd be able to recreate it
Why don't Americans call that drink Cuba libre like everyone else?
Because Cuba = bad.
my understanding is that calling it cuba libre in the US means it absolutely has lime juice, whereas rum an coke gets you just that (most of the time)
rum and coke makes me feel sick because it reminds me of the time my family went on holiday to tenerife and i snuck out to the town at 1am from my room. got drunk on these at a gay bar where they were really cheap and some crossdresser pulled me stumbling into. back room where he made me lick his ass which smelled and tasted of poo. he the. anally raped me after pressuring me to take MD. didn’t get hard once during the whole thing or cum, he did though. french kissed me with sour wet breath and said he won’t ever call me befor pushed me on the floor. i limped home terrified of african theives and drug dealers sensing my weakness and staking me. ended up running in horrible pain to the shit hotel. got to the room and vomited from all the rum and cokes and cried
I honestly had no clue what rum and Coke was till this thread, the arguments here sound just as pointless as people arguing about how their steaks are made
Thats a bit different to be fair.
If we're talking like your average 30ish dollar steak than yeah it doesnt really matter but if you want like a really top end steak that might cost you 200+, getting it well-done is ruining it.
Same thing with booze. You dont wanna pour coke into a bottle that ran you 300 bucks, that stuffs for sipping near or with ice. But if you wanna mix Coke and something like Makers Mark thats entry level and accessible then yeah who fricking cares.
God I fricking hate people like you. If you buy a $200 bottle of whiskey and then mix it with something else you just wasted $170. The difference between a top-shelf whiskey and a $30 bottle of whiskey that barely punches above firewater is absolutely minimal. If you order an expensive steak well-done you have objectively ruined it, though that's all steak in general. There's no point in spending the extra money on something for no benefit.
Fricking moneylets I swear. I enjoy drinks and steaks the way I enjoy them. Cost does not dictate my enjoyment like a cuck homosexual like yourself >Its expensive so you can only enjoy it one way!!! It's objective!!!
lol, lmao really
Even people with billions of dollars would tell you youre being a fricking moron though.
No ones saying you cant enjoy a Jack and Coke or a Well Done steak but you are literally throwing money away at a certain point because of diminishing returns.
Kanye West is worth 400 million dollars and buys sneakers worth thousands and you can literally find videos of him taking them off when he goes to a park because he's not a moron and knows he didnt just drop 3-4 grand for knock-around shoes.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Stop appealing to your own imagination or what that moron kanye west does. Neither of them, your imagination or kanye west, are an authority.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>PFFFFF FRICKING MONEYLETS >Here is an example of a man worth half a billion dollars not being a moron with his money despite his overwhelming wealth. >YEAH WELL THAT DOESNT COUNT SO WHATEVER DUDE
Great argument bro
5 months ago
Anonymous
You keep equating the cost of something for the quality of enjoyment. That is a moneylet move. And some story of kanye taking his shoes off, unconfirmed or not, is not reasoning or evidence of anything. You will literally trust anyone over yourself. My argument always comes down to >by whose standard?
you, the cuck homosexual, say an expensive steak(which is to only be enjoyed) can only be prepared in one way >by whose standard?
If a liquor(which is only to be enjoyed) is expensive, it can only be drank in one fashion >by whose standard?
There is a huge difference in flavor but if you’re drowning it in soda then yeah it’s pointless you won’t really notice much of a difference. I am guilty of making egg nog with mid shelf whiskey though, it tastes fricking great.
Its more to say that you'd be wasting money.
If you like Whiskey and Coke its not worth it to spend 300 dollars on say, Willet, when something much cheaper would get the job done and taste basically identical with the mixer.
Same reason you wouldn't buy a 4000 dollar computer just to play Minecraft when you could spend 1/10th of that and get similar results.
Based off of what standard? If I have a rum and coke, why would I not want good rum? If I want a well-done steak, why would I not want a good steak? You have literally cucked your own sense of taste by giving authority to some mystical 'true manly way' of doing things. Dumb moron children have more agency than you.
>Would I not want good rum? Would I not want a good steak?
By virtue of the manner of preparation, you would hit diminishing returns after a certain point and would be wasting money.
Most people would stop being able to tell the difference between a Rum and Coke using 60 dollar Rum and say, a 400 dollar Rum because the coke would be masking too many of the aspects that set those bottles apart if you were to have them neat.
Its not about being manly its about not being a financial moron and understanding diminishing returns.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You are moronic in imagining there is an objective measure for preference. There is not. You keep trying to justify cost as a measure of experience, instead of the experience itself. >b-but its a 400 dollar rum
so what?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Do you morons not understand that there is a difference in quality between a $20 bottle and a $400 bottle?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I would be surprised if he has actually had a >$20 bottle of rum.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Do you not understand that, $20 or $400, the cost does not dictate how a person drinks it?
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you have a $400 bottle of whatever and dilute with soda you're a dumb fricking Black person and deserve to live in poverty
5 months ago
Anonymous
according to whose standard?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Anyone who isn't moronic
5 months ago
Anonymous
Once again, you are creating a delusion of other peoples opinions and aligning your tastes with that delusion. Seek help, or at least become away of when you confuse reality with your imagination.
5 months ago
Anonymous
No you're just admitting that you would spend hundreds of dollars on alcohol then mix it with soda because you're so dense you can't fathom the difference between quality in alcohol.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm only admitting to drinking something because I enjoy it, and drinking it in a way I enjoy it, which is the only reason to drink something unless a person, like yourself, is a desperate poser.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're talking a lot about something you clearly no nothing about
Poser
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because at that point youre spending money on an enthusiasts bottle, and you couldve likely achieved a similar, if not identical flavor profile for your Rum and Coke with a bottle worth half that.
Its like dropping 4k on a top end gaming PC to just play Undertale or Tetris; You wouldve achieved the same level of enjoyment for considerably less if you had stopped to think or take in advice of those around you.
Has nothing to do with "being manly" or "having tons of money." All youre describing is being a moron with no sense of financial maturity.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nice quads bro
5 months ago
Anonymous
>an enthusiasts bottle
bro I would hate you if you werent so pathetic
5 months ago
Anonymous
Bro if you're mixing it with Coke you shouldn't buy anything above Captain Morgan. moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'll mix it with whatever I want as long as I enjoy it. I think youve had too much time of jamal face fricking you telling you that you enjoy it lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
You can enjoy whatever you want at 300% markup, my friend. You don't taste the difference.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I will enjoy it as long as I enjoy instead of, like yourself, waiting for some form of confirmation of what you are allowed to enjoy
5 months ago
Anonymous
Lol no I just have refined taste buds and a functioning brain.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Think of it this way. You're making cookies. The recipes are the same, but one calls for cinnamon and nutmeg, and the other calls for cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, ginger, allspice, and white pepper. Most people will think the more complex recipe is better, but the thing is the more complex a recipe is the more muddled the flavors can get. So you can mix an expensive liquor in a wienertail or put it in a sauce for a stew, but its flavors are going to get muddied and you wont be able to enjoy its subtleties as much as if you were drinking it straight. That's why people generally use cheap liquors for wienertails. But you are the Harry Houdini of how you mix your martini.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Chef John reference spotted. Good man.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Expensive AND complex? wow it must be good and can only be enjoyed in a narrow fashion approved by whoevethefrick! Dont worry anon, if you learn enough opinions, I'm sure people will respect your 'opinions'
5 months ago
Anonymous
You can mix a bottle of wine scavanged from the bottom of the Titanic with coke if you want. I'm not the boss of you. Just dont be surprised when people call you a dumbass. I certainly wont call you a dumbass, but I will be thinking you wasted a perfectly good, long expired, bottle of wine.
alcohol snobs are the most insufferable people on the planet. worse than Cinemaphile contrarians, worse than /misc/tards, just fricking awful Black folk to be around. it's such a gay, unimportant thing to try to lord over people. "conform to my arbitrary rules that i learned from other homosexuals or else." frick you dude. nobody likes you. enjoy drinking your swill alone.
at this company, we pride ourselves with liquor-aged donor livers. and right here, we have a 3-year liver concentrated in tequila, priced at tree fiddy to jump start your journey! good luck!
All alcohol tastes like shit and anyone who drinks it does so from peer pressure and resulting addiction. Coffee tastes like shit and anyone who drinks it does so from peer pressure and resulting addiction. Same with any tobacco products. The funniest thing is, everyone I work with drink huge amounts of booze and coffee regularly and complain that they are always tired and getting fat. morons cant figure out the obvious cause. Hope they die from their idiocy, they are too stupid to deserve life.
at Lively Livers, this is our most prized donor liver. aged with a concoction of 90 years and a natural death of getting hit with a vehicle, it is priced at ???$ the auction starts now
Literally never said anything about being tough. Plenty of my friends dont like alcohol or like more casual stuff like hard teas or hard ciders.
I just think its stupid and childish to claim anyone who likes booze is some alcoholic thats slamming a bottle a day and will be dead from liver-poisoning by 50.
Its a childish strawman painted by the straight-edge crowd so you can give yourself a baseless sense of self-superiority.
Stop trying to convince me of your delusions. All you wrote are excuses and evasions. You are like that moronic smoker who is convinced that they wont get cancer because of some mystical 'uncle fred who lived to be 90 and smoked every day'. You know drinking is bad for you. Just admit it to yourself, stop drinking it because there is literally no reason to, and move on with your life.
Most of the things we enjoy are pretty fricking bad for us anon. I have maybe a glass or two of bourbon a week.
At that rate my love of red meat and pork is going to kill me faster than alcohol probably ever could.
Im sorry you dont understand that people can enjoy vices in moderation so it makes you lash out and create delusions in your head.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Bro sort yourself out >Most of the things we enjoy are pretty fricking bad for us anon
Only if you are an addicted suicidal moron. There are plenty of enjoyable things that are also good for you. Your self-preservation instinct has been destroyed. >Im sorry you dont understand that people can enjoy vices in moderation
why do you do this to yourself? do you not have any self-esteem?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Shut the frick up, moron. Go do some productive hobbies on active rail tracks and spare us your high-horse homosexualry.
I suppose it's like that time they tried to rename French fries because rino neocons got butthurt that France didn't want them to invade Iraq or Afghanistan for no reason.
i drink/sip my liquor straight and chase it with soda all the time. if its super fancy whiskey than ill ice or add a lil water to dilute to actually taste the flavor.
you fricking idiot. nothing in that post indicated any generational period. its a post about companies farming donor livers so that they can pass on to people who want to get a jump start on drinking holy shit fricking use a tampon to boof water you dip
Former bartender here. I used to hate getting asked for one-off shit no one has ever heard of with stupid names. I was once asked for an "Adios Motherfricker" which I totally forget.
Weirdest drink I've ever made was Paralyzer: 50/50 milk and pepsi with 2 shots of vodka. Two fat cougars kept ordering them one night. Weird.
AMFs rock. Anyone who actually says the whole name out loud is a gay though lol. It's very similar to a long island ice tea in strength. Basically just a bunch of liquor and some 7up on top.
Why can't you homosexuals comprehend that people actually enjoy eating onions? I get it you're poor and have only experienced shitty cheap onions but you don't have to take it out on me
There's nothing wrong with rum and coke if you're in high school or college and trying to develop a tolerance to alcohol. If you're an adult and still ordering it it's like saying chicken nuggets is your favorite food. You should have developed a taste for literally anything else by then.
Plus all bars charge you double the price of a normal coke for an extra small coke with a dollop of cheap rum in it. It's a ripoff.
>Scotch with a scoop of peanutbutter please >if it's natural peanutbutter, I sit and enjoy my drink >if it's that sugary skippy / jif bullshit I get up and leave without paying and never come back
rum and coke is kino but for me
nothing like jack daniels with some soda water and a splash of a crisp cool banqs root beer, it really ties the drink together
It probably because "coke + rum" it's not its real name, but rather how posers call it.
If you use the name "Cuba Libre", which is the correct name, no one will complain.
Mixing whiskey with coke is common for poor people that drink Johnny walker and other such junk because by itself it tastes disgusting. But if you do that in any major city it is widely frowned upon. one ice block is acceptable
but what kind of moron would mix carribean/spiced rum with anything. Its delicious as it is, and you want to ruin that with a cheap sugary soft drink. wtf is wrong with you
get a grip homosexual people can drink whatever they want. >NOO YOU MUST DRINK DISGUSTING STRONG LIQUEUR THAT TASTES LIKE PAINT THINNER INSTEAD REDDIT TOLD ME ITS MANLY
Spaniards do that shit all the time and it's good. For me, though, I usually just drink all the coke out of the can and then fill it back up with box wine so I don't get busted while driving
Do you mean a sangria?! thats with fruit and its to make it more paletable on a hot day. more like a wienertail
5 months ago
Anonymous
No dude. Coke and red wine. People in south Spain love that shit. Sangria is just fruity fortified wine, orange sloces and brandy mixed with red wine n sheeit
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you wouldnt' do it in front of a beautiful woman, than dont do it at all.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I had an ex girlfriend who publicly mocked me at a bar for ordering a coke back for a shot of whiskey, and the bartender made me a teeny little shot of coke + maraschino with a fricking umbrella in it and they laughed at me the whole time
Jfc anon I think you may be psychic
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Coke and red wine.
Saw this in a restaurant for the first time when I was 27 and decided to try it. Nearly spit that shit out. Not for me I guess.
Yes and no. You have the kalimocho which is basically the lowest, brick wine with coke. You mix trash ingredients and drink on the street, the famous botellon. I think its banned from most major cities. But no one will do a kalimocho with wine over 10 euros. The point of it all was to make drinks cheap and that wouldn't frick you up too much. Now, drinking a 30 euro bottle with anything added, you will get shit stares, you literally kill the flavour of the wine. If you want a sweet wine you can order a sangria, great for the summer.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Hey I gotta say, you guys were pretty cool for keeping fascism alive until the late 1970s
5 months ago
Anonymous
Franco-ism and it lasted until the late 50's. Then ~~*they*~~ got all positions of power. Look up Franco's technocrats, you'll see what I mean and why I tear my hair trying to explain it to /misc/. Anyways, back to /druk/, one thing you could order is a kalimocho with vodka andsome cranberry juice. That's half a brick of wine, half a litre of coke, 2 fingers of vodka and a dash of cranberry.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds tasty. I'm gonna wake up in 12 hours at 3 in the afternoon and probably go straight to the dive bar because I have no intention of spending the new year not /druk/. I'll see if my guy will make that in a pitcher
I don't drink rum and cokes m8. never loved the taste
but your moronic snobbery doesn't exist outside of tiny circles.
and ironically enough poor people in my experience are the least likely to use mixers for whiskey/rum. if we're talking men anyway. suburban kids are the most likely to do it
I had somebody get publically and very loudly admonised by a superior at Work Drinks because it was his round and he brought back 4 whiskeys mixed with coke instead of neat
NEWS FLASH, it those tiny circles you should be aiming to ingratiate yourself with, not segregating yourself from
Its not what you know its WHO you know.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Those tiny circles are called bartenders and that's how you get the buy 1 get everything else for free deal / find a coke dwaler
5 months ago
Anonymous
Those are not the tiny circles we are talking about moron.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Hey cool it with the antisemitism
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Hey cool it with the antisemitism
NO
but no i wasnt talking about israelites, they are nowhere near that level
5 months ago
Anonymous
This guy has NEVER been with a beautiful woman
5 months ago
Anonymous
I've been with ten 1s and that adds up to one 10 so frick you i know my calculus
5 months ago
Anonymous
>implying I care about some autistic bartenders and snobs
lmao no
I've mingled with plenty of richgays to know they give zero fricks, and I don't care about a bartenders opinion
You're not supposed to shoot expensive booze
purely a matter of affordability anon
a good family friend loves nothing more than to pound single malt scotch on the weekends, though he alternates that and various bourbons depending on his mood
but I agree it's pretty wasteful in terms of not truly savoring the booze, I tend to take it slower when I drink with him to enjoy it
5 months ago
Anonymous
and some people stick their fingers up their ass
there are levels to this. knowing that mixing booze with soft drink is failing one of the earlier levels should be common knowledge
5 months ago
Anonymous
>and some people stick their fingers up their ass
How the frick else am I supposed to get the vodka soaked tampons out of there after im druk?
Yeah I had a bartender in manhattan straight up refuse to make me a cuba with Zaya and insisted on giving me the zaya shot with the coke and lime on the side
I had somebody get publically and very loudly admonised by a superior at Work Drinks because it was his round and he brought back 4 whiskeys mixed with coke instead of neat
I had an ex girlfriend who publicly mocked me at a bar for ordering a coke back for a shot of whiskey, and the bartender made me a teeny little shot of coke + maraschino with a fricking umbrella in it and they laughed at me the whole time
She was. She was a coke dealer. Not the kind that makes me smile - the kind that makes me feel like my dick is made out of gold.
https://vimeo.com/15263225
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why'd you split?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Quit the service industry to go back to school. Oh and she was a coke dealer. Didn't really see that as sustainable.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>THIS IS YOUR LAST MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNING
my fricking sides
5 months ago
Anonymous
>IF I DON'T SEE MY COKE. BACK IN MY MOTHERFRICKING NOSE BY THE END OF THE DAY. SOMEONE'S GETTING HIS DICK CHOPPED OFF AND HIS NAME IS THEO
Rum and coke is basically for young people who just started drinking and haven't discovered what their palate likes yet. It's the most commonly known mixed drink that also has some carbonation and familiarity to it. Some adults like it too, but only if they're already prone to drinking soda. As it is I think the drink tastes like absolute shit. Good liquor exists, you won't taste any of it drowning it under a Coke. But when you're out with friends or maybe don't drink much and aren't sure what to order it's a fine drink. For the kids who want to move on to newer things, try Gun and tonics next, so you can still have that fizziness. Then move on to vodka and tequila.
ANYWAYS, an abandoned orphan, a monkey, and at least 100 homosexuals walk into a bar. how many rum and cokes does it take to turn into the top 3 anime fights of 2k24
Nah I've drank cooking wine straight, just gotta slug down some water after. Vanilla extract is only about 35% and is more expensive. Lemon extract is literally 160 proof and costs 4 bucks for a 2oz bottle
I'm going to make a rum and coke tomorrow just to rustle your jimmies anon
because seriously no one but autists care, the same way I don't care if some autist likes his whiskey on the rocks or even diluted with water
Aw geez, looked up the technocrats. That's disappointing. Vatican II israelite bullshit. The Falangists were based. This is why we can't have thingos buenos
My friend's in the early stages of wericke-korsakoff wet brain and absolutely refuses to stop getting /druk/. I had to break up a fistfight that he started two nights ago and yesterday he just repeatedly called me to hang out and then alternated between saying he was gonna put it behind him, and blaming me for the whole situation (which he started and I diffused). His wife has driven him to rehab about 5 times in the last two years, I've even scored mushrooms for him on his psychiatrist's recommendation. Nothing works and he's just getting worse. He wakes up at like 6am and immediately starts chugging box wine. I have no fricking clue how he keeps his business afloat, he has a great family and is wealthy, but he's fricking killing himself doing this and idk if I can stay friends with him, but I don't want to abandon him. He's 30 years older than me and I never, ever want to wind up like him.
But I'm /druk/ as hell rn
I thought it was funny and I always order Rum+Coke. it's the cheapest tastiest thing to slam down at a shitty bar
truth is drinking anything because you perceive it to be classy instead of actually having class is cringe.
It's not a le fancy epic hipster drink so it's not cool to the gay and Cucky women writer room
I get chambord kamikazes, myself.
how do you have class?
Because adding soda to alcohol is for b***hes.
Do your research on whichever type of alcohol you like best then drink it neat at room temp with a cigar like a man
This dude drinks cum.
You drink cum&coke you fricking Black person
And you drink it straight from the "tap". You still sound like an absolute homosexual who wants to come off as a supreme gentleman here.
And you sound like a fricking man-child that doesn't know how to drink alcohol. Enjoy your high-fructose corn syrup slop you fat frick.
You sound like a gay alcoholic (most gays drink too much).
You sound like you grew up poor
No, he's definitely right, and this is coming from somebody who drinks scotch neat. Let me guess, you also "love" classical music and read nothing but sophisticated books? What you mistake for class is just pretentiousness, you impress literally nobody with your bullshit whether it's on the internet or in real life, you possess no personality because you construct your entire existence around a persona. You are gay and cringe.
Ooh we got an armchair pyschiatrist!
WRONG! Black person! LOL!
I just like to not drink shit.
It's psychologist you fricking moron, psychiatrists are diagnostic, that you don't know the difference doesn't shock me considering you clearly haven't been prescribed the meds you need.
>psychiatrists are diagnostic
Yeah? And you diagnosed me as liking classical music and philisophical books? moron? You don't understand the words you are using?
>And you diagnosed me as liking classical music and philisophical books?
No, if you want to get technical I'm diagnosing you with a serious case of being a homosexual, and I'm prescribing you 100mg of have a nice day.
I'm prescribing you read a dictionary before you embarrass yourself further.
Go drink a sex on the beach while your at too you fricking fairy
You're not denying guzzling cum.
You're not denying fricking dogs you Black person
>I have my boyfriends on a diet of meat, asparagus, and garlic. Never pineapple. I'm a man after all.
Some alcohols are better straight other are better as mixers you fricking poser moron. These things arent mutually exclusive
Sure, cheap bottom shelf garbage is better served with a fricking soda but if you have $40 you can buy a quality brand of alcohol you poor fricking loser
You can do both stupid. I fricking love Redbreast but Im not always in the mood for it. Sometimes I want a Jack and Coke.
Theres a time, place, and mindset for both.
I fricking hate booze-snobs. Absolute homosexual degenerates that are, more often than not, poser children trying to look "grown up." Shut the frick up.
>jack and coke
Bottom shelf garbage supplemented by sugar-syrup
Fricking have a nice day
>Calls other people b***hes in his OP
>Loses his fricking mind because he cant fathom someone liking good quality liquor along with some bottom shelf guilty pleasures
Like the other anon said, you booze snobs are the most insufferable homosexuals on gods green earth.
Its like youre physically incapable of understanding that someone can enjoy both ends of the spectrum in different environments.
Enjoy chugging all that cum I guess, homosexual.
You soda-drinking Black folk who get biligerantly drunk drinking your girl-drinks are a disgrace to your ancestors
>Biligerantly
Lmfao frick outta here ESL I dont drink to get hammered. Ill have a Jack and Coke or a Captain and Coke the same reason Ill pour myself a neat glass of Red Breast or Stagg.
Learn to spell you fricking dimwit.
Oh no a typo on the internet! I'm so embarrassed!
I read what gay homosexual drinks you wrote in your 1st post I didn't need a reminder you attention prostitute
>moron who STILL cant fathom someone enjoying a spectrum of alcohol in a variety of serving options clearly has a poor grasp of English grammar
Its always you ESL third worlds who shit up the board with your low IQ ESL bullshit. What a sad fricking existence you must have.
>muh ancestors
Lol you're some dumb homosexual that thinks things from a hundred years ago matter. Dumb. Ass. Lol. It doesn't matter, just like you won't matter when you're dead and gone
Oooo we got a nihilist now! I'm so close to Cinemaphile bingo!
I hope you're having a good night anon
>gets butthurt that his girl-drink is being called out
ooh struck a nerve
I strike my wiener in your mom's ass
>straight
Neat
T. Cum soaked bearded redditor Marvel fan
Alcohol tastes like ass though. Either it tastes like soap like ale or beer or It tastes like hand-sanitizer like whiskey and sake, I don't know how people stomach the stuff.
Taste in alcohol is genetic and comes with age
Is that why all Native Americans are alcoholics?
no, in that case it's:
>Taste in mouthwash is genetic and comes with age
Yes
They literally have some genetic coding that makes them more susceptible to booze specifically.
Its biological in the same vein of how alot of white people dont like extremely hot food or blacks dont do well with milk
No, they are just a lesser human who has not developed self-control. Getting mad at an indian for getting drunk is like getting mad at a dog for barking at a squirrel.
liver metabolism, theyre shared common descendents of north japanese ainu and siberian tungusk people
>blacks dont do well with milk
you mean lactose intolerance? moron
No it doesn't. You drink enough of it and you develop a taste for it, but it still tastes like that anon said it does, you just like those flavors now. There's freaks out there who enjoy drinking there own piss, and they've been doing it for so long they actually enjoy the flavor, it's the same damn thing.
Alcohol tastes like shit, it's why so much effort has gone into improving the flavor with additives over the years.
>comes with age
>develope a taste for it
Are you fricking moronic?
you don't like the taste actually you're an addict who no longer cares how bad it tastes because the effects of not drinking it are so much worse.
There are diffences in taste in alcohols.
Why are you even debating this? Are you that triggered? Mad that the only way you can drink alcohol is diluting it with soda because you're a fricking homosexual?
> Do your research on whichever type of alcohol you like best then drink it neat at room temp with a cigar like a man
i drink wine mixed with coke
Unironically tastes good. I couldn't believe it.
>Do your research on whichever type of alcohol you like best
wtf is wrong with you??? Do your research on what you like but it cant be what you like??? If you can't trust your own taste on what you like, and instead need to do research, you should literally have a nice day as soon as possible to stop burdening people with your existence.
There are dozens of different types of alcohol so do your research on what you like?
This is solid advice but if you want to drink 3/4 coke 1/4 rum/jack/whatever for the rest of you miserable plebian life then go for it
>do your research on what you like
Once again, you cannot conceive of an existence where people do not need to do research on what they like
Wow you're really dumb.
Remember when your dad fricked your ass? And you loved it? You can quantify that as research =D
keep researching bro. I'm sure you'll become manly eventually lol
>Keep researching bro
Great comeback moron, you sure showed me.
>you sure showed me
Are you sure? You better look it up
Pretending to be manly is the least manly thing you can do.
Real men do what they want and tell the world to go frick itself.
>Pretending to be manly is the least manly thing you can do.
>Real men do what they want and tell the world to go frick itself.
Keep living you life for other people, b***h.
Bootlicking homosexual
Your projection is showing
True but ironically whiskey is actually really sweet once you get a taste for it. I’m not really sure why it’s considered manly, I just think it tastes good.
The manliest thing you can actually do is whatever the frick you want and not give a single shit what other people think. Not "hurr hurr, I gotta drink it straight, and puff a cigar because the most manly thing is not enjoying myself for a single second."
99% of the time I don't drink, but if I do it's either in a social setting or with a girl. In which case being able to make a tasty wienertail is a far more practical and entertaining skill than "here's some warm beer in a dixie cup, drink the pisswater homosexual." The point is for you to enjoy it and feel comfortable.
>hurr hurr, I gotta drink it straight, and puff a cigar because the most manly thing is not enjoying myself for a single second."
That's how I enjoy my drinks you fricking wienertail drinking sissy. If you drink to try and impress prostitutes than more power to you.
Pro-tip: girls are turned off by men drinking colored beverages
>Pro-tip: girls are turned off by men drinking colored beverages
>In which case being able to make a tasty wienertail is a far more practical and entertaining skill
Wait you drink homosexual drinks because you think it's an "entertaining skill?"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAABABABABABABABWHATAFRICKINGhomosexual
Fat fingers fatty
The B's were intentional girly-boy
>guy cruising for lady boys on Cinemaphile still doesn't realize his mistake
Was the L intentional too?
The frick are you even talking about? The only "L" is yours, you zoomer Black person trash. Can't debate the merits of my superior arguements so you have to resort to your pathetic insults. SAD!
>heh I hope the ladies are looking at the color of my beverage, I tipped well for this
Woman judge you on everything you do.
You would know if you weren't a virgin.
>pft this clueless virgin has probably never paid for a single girl's emergency medical bill or pitched in for her great step grandfather's funeral, can't imagine the negative social credit this guy has with the ladies lol
Why are you telling me you're poor? And then trying to use that against me?
I'm getting flexed on by a simp
>I'm getting flexed on by a simp
Well if that's true then that would make you look pretty pathetic huh?
Bro, women do not care about what you drink, but the confidence you have when you drink. All they want is certainty and confidence is their best measure.
Stop watching andrew tate you fricking homosexual
Order a slippery nipple in front of a girl and see if you get laid that night
I have and I did. You have literally convinced yourself that the reason you cant get laid is the drink you choose, which is why you put so much importance in it. I cant wait for you to conceive of an exist, the one everyone lives in, that what a person drinks doesnt matter. But you probably wont. But dont worry, anon. Better luck next life lol
>I have and I did.
Why are you lying on the internet?
>You have literally convinced yourself that the reason you cant get laid is the drink you choose
I get laid whenever I want
>to conceive of an exist, the one everyone lives in, that what a person drinks doesnt matter.
Fricking what lol I think you've had a enough girl drinks for one night bud
Every time you mention drinking, it is in relation to trying to get laid and your imagined opinion of what an womans opinion is. Better luck next life.
Don't gaslight me you homosexual fairy you're the one that admitted you only drink to "look cool" in front of girls
Sounds like you are gaslighting yourself
read the thread moron
The only time I mentioned women is because you Black folk brought them up 1st
>Caring what women think
If you want to frick women you have to know how they think young virgin
>Muh dik
Too many simps on this board now tbqhfamalam
Having sex makes people simps now? You sure you're not just coping?
>now
Always has been
One of my favorite KITH sketches.
I get a dirty martini if I drink because I like olive juice.
How about this: I drink what I want, and you seethe about it. Sound good?
I don't give a frick what you do. The only people in this thread seething are the pussies mixing soda with alcohol.
Congrats on getting esophageal cancer one day
Congrats on being a pussy.
>cigar
gay
Black person
I don't trust anyone who actually likes liquor on its own tbh, some of it can be nice but it's only there to get drunk. If you want to drink to enjoy wine mixed drinks and beer are nicer
>If you want to drink to enjoy wine mixed drinks and beer are nicer
I enjoy neat rum and a cigar if I wanted to drink wine I would drink some merlot with a nice rare steak, I don't drink beer that shit is disgusting, makes you fat, and gives you the shits
You sound like a gay. How about I stick that cigar up your ass and then lick it and then we both finish it together?
Sure if enjoy the taste of my shit then by all means homosexual
>basedboy larps as an actual man based on watching an episode of mad men
Only homosexuals watch tv
I only come here to mock you pathetic dregs of society
We definitely believe you, guy who spent new year's posting on an anonymous imageboard about something he pretends to hate.
>guy who spent new year's posting on an anonymous imageboard about something he pretends to hate
....what? I don't watch madmen. You're here homosexual so don't try to talk down to me
thanks for the tips on masculinity but having someone else choose your alcohol is the biggest b***h move of all. ill stick to fruity drinks while you try not to grimace on every sip like a proud unapproachable dickhead
Why can't you homosexuals comprehend that people actually enjoy drinking neat alcohol? I get it you're poor and have only experienced shitty cheap alcohol but you don't have to take it out on me
Based. Don't take any crap from these fricking swine.
Why not drink a vodka soda, the real thing, not that high fructose chemical shit?
Lol wut. White claw is one of those "ingredients list only water but it tastes like fruit" drinks. Meaning no high fructise corn syrup, but DEFINITELY lots of cancer.
>Purified carbonated water, alcohol, natural flavors, cane sugar, citric acid, natural cherry juice concentrate, sodium citrate.
>vs
>Vodka and carbonated water
It's literally made to taste like shitty vodka soda with a spit worth of w/e fruit flavoring. So get a vodka soda with a splash of cran, pineapple or w/e.
I stand corrected. Idk why I thought it was like a Lacroix.
White Claws don't have sugar iirc, it's just flavored seltzer + malt liquor, I think, I haven't had one
I literally only drink White Claw now and I give 0 fricks what anyone thinks about it. They are refreshing and don't make my mouth feel and taste like a garbage can. I just no longer understand the upsides of anything else.
Nah. I've been a heavy drinker for years. Never enjoyed the taste. I always chase it, and so do most alcoholics since we take huge chugs at a time. At my stage it is literally not about flavor, it's about just being able to tolerate huge amounts of alcohol every day, and for that you need a chaser.
Ok well seek an AA program and stop drinking
I stopped cold turkey. I know it's dangerous but I am an all or nothing guy. Typical for addicts, probably. It's easy for me to stop once I hit rock bottom because my mind just flips the switch. Can't explain it but quitting was easy for me. I went from 750ml-1L of whiskey every night to nothing.
Congrats keep it up
My dad used to drink 1 pint or 2 of jack every night just to sleep
I did the same thing only it was vodka every night. I really have no idea how I didn’t have serious withdrawals.
you speak truth
you calling lemmy a b***h?
I only drink red wine
Run was traditionally cut with water and lime juice to make grog you colossal mong.
Ok and?
have a nice day
Go suck some sugar-syrup from your plastic bottle you fat frick
>my drug is better than your drug
it's funny it's an analog to goyim fighting over some branches of judaism
Alcohol existed before israelites did you fricking homosexual go leave
BACON
IPA BEER
WINGS
HOT SAUCE
BLACK COFFEE
Are you listing the ingrediants for clogged arteries or....?
>neat at room temp
in a dirty glass
Frick ya
Look at all the seething in response to this
My favorite is gin and tonic by the way
this
mixing booze with soft drinks is pleb tier
buy better alcohol so you don't need to
>trying this hard to impress the other virgins
drinking for any reason other than getting black out drunk and waking up in a foreign prison is pure homosexualry
for me it's tanqueray and seltzer with a lime
I'll drink what I damn well please. If I want 3 fingers of Blanton's on ice with a nice stogy I'll have that. If I want an Irish coffee and a spliff in the morning I'll have that. And if I'm feeling a rum and coke I'll have a goddamn rum and coke. Frick your standards. A real man does as he pleases.
drinking something because you want to appear a certain way instead of for your own enjoyment is underage b***h behavior
Gotta start somewhere. But yeah after a certain point you're not living for yourself anymore.
What's the point of starting a fire and then putting it out?
just drink what you like. just know that alcoholics hate rum & coke because the coke gives you zits and diabetes, and they need to drink alcohol every day. so they will break out and get fatter, quicker.
mmm i can taste the rum and coke
trust fund band
I just get an old fashioned every time I've ever been to a bar
Because Bartenders and people who make you drinks are snobby as frick
One of my good mates is a bartendie and whenever he gets asked to make anything + coke he eye rolls
my only point in their defense is that honestly why the frick are you paying some insane bar markup for one of the simplest drinks to make
whiskey sour is one of my favorite bar drinks and is hardly difficult to drink, but it's not something I can be assed to make at home - well that and a local bar makes a fantastic version and I'm not sure I'd be able to recreate it
my understanding is that calling it cuba libre in the US means it absolutely has lime juice, whereas rum an coke gets you just that (most of the time)
Just put tampons soaked in rubbing alcohol in your butthole like an adult.
>there are "people" on this very board who actually drink anything except neat liquor
what the frick
I drink water.
rum and coke makes me feel sick because it reminds me of the time my family went on holiday to tenerife and i snuck out to the town at 1am from my room. got drunk on these at a gay bar where they were really cheap and some crossdresser pulled me stumbling into. back room where he made me lick his ass which smelled and tasted of poo. he the. anally raped me after pressuring me to take MD. didn’t get hard once during the whole thing or cum, he did though. french kissed me with sour wet breath and said he won’t ever call me befor pushed me on the floor. i limped home terrified of african theives and drug dealers sensing my weakness and staking me. ended up running in horrible pain to the shit hotel. got to the room and vomited from all the rum and cokes and cried
Holy fake & gay, kys larphomosexual
what the frick is MD do you expect me to know your language
Monkey dick. Guy fricked a monkey. Well, got fricked by a monkey but you get the point.
monoxide dihydrogen?
Alcohol is poison for the body, for the mind and for the soul
I honestly had no clue what rum and Coke was till this thread, the arguments here sound just as pointless as people arguing about how their steaks are made
If you don't eat your steak rare you're a fricking homosexual
Thats a bit different to be fair.
If we're talking like your average 30ish dollar steak than yeah it doesnt really matter but if you want like a really top end steak that might cost you 200+, getting it well-done is ruining it.
Same thing with booze. You dont wanna pour coke into a bottle that ran you 300 bucks, that stuffs for sipping near or with ice. But if you wanna mix Coke and something like Makers Mark thats entry level and accessible then yeah who fricking cares.
>it's expensive so it's good and should be treated with reverence!!!
have a nice day consoomerist loser
God I fricking hate people like you. If you buy a $200 bottle of whiskey and then mix it with something else you just wasted $170. The difference between a top-shelf whiskey and a $30 bottle of whiskey that barely punches above firewater is absolutely minimal. If you order an expensive steak well-done you have objectively ruined it, though that's all steak in general. There's no point in spending the extra money on something for no benefit.
i drink to get druk
suck a dick gaynoid
Fricking moneylets I swear. I enjoy drinks and steaks the way I enjoy them. Cost does not dictate my enjoyment like a cuck homosexual like yourself
>Its expensive so you can only enjoy it one way!!! It's objective!!!
lol, lmao really
You enjoy things wrong and you're a fricking Black person
the wealthy are literally not people and therefore I don't care about their opinions
Even people with billions of dollars would tell you youre being a fricking moron though.
No ones saying you cant enjoy a Jack and Coke or a Well Done steak but you are literally throwing money away at a certain point because of diminishing returns.
Kanye West is worth 400 million dollars and buys sneakers worth thousands and you can literally find videos of him taking them off when he goes to a park because he's not a moron and knows he didnt just drop 3-4 grand for knock-around shoes.
Stop appealing to your own imagination or what that moron kanye west does. Neither of them, your imagination or kanye west, are an authority.
>PFFFFF FRICKING MONEYLETS
>Here is an example of a man worth half a billion dollars not being a moron with his money despite his overwhelming wealth.
>YEAH WELL THAT DOESNT COUNT SO WHATEVER DUDE
Great argument bro
You keep equating the cost of something for the quality of enjoyment. That is a moneylet move. And some story of kanye taking his shoes off, unconfirmed or not, is not reasoning or evidence of anything. You will literally trust anyone over yourself. My argument always comes down to
>by whose standard?
you, the cuck homosexual, say an expensive steak(which is to only be enjoyed) can only be prepared in one way
>by whose standard?
If a liquor(which is only to be enjoyed) is expensive, it can only be drank in one fashion
>by whose standard?
There is a huge difference in flavor but if you’re drowning it in soda then yeah it’s pointless you won’t really notice much of a difference. I am guilty of making egg nog with mid shelf whiskey though, it tastes fricking great.
Its more to say that you'd be wasting money.
If you like Whiskey and Coke its not worth it to spend 300 dollars on say, Willet, when something much cheaper would get the job done and taste basically identical with the mixer.
Same reason you wouldn't buy a 4000 dollar computer just to play Minecraft when you could spend 1/10th of that and get similar results.
Based off of what standard? If I have a rum and coke, why would I not want good rum? If I want a well-done steak, why would I not want a good steak? You have literally cucked your own sense of taste by giving authority to some mystical 'true manly way' of doing things. Dumb moron children have more agency than you.
>Would I not want good rum? Would I not want a good steak?
By virtue of the manner of preparation, you would hit diminishing returns after a certain point and would be wasting money.
Most people would stop being able to tell the difference between a Rum and Coke using 60 dollar Rum and say, a 400 dollar Rum because the coke would be masking too many of the aspects that set those bottles apart if you were to have them neat.
Its not about being manly its about not being a financial moron and understanding diminishing returns.
You are moronic in imagining there is an objective measure for preference. There is not. You keep trying to justify cost as a measure of experience, instead of the experience itself.
>b-but its a 400 dollar rum
so what?
Do you morons not understand that there is a difference in quality between a $20 bottle and a $400 bottle?
I would be surprised if he has actually had a >$20 bottle of rum.
Do you not understand that, $20 or $400, the cost does not dictate how a person drinks it?
If you have a $400 bottle of whatever and dilute with soda you're a dumb fricking Black person and deserve to live in poverty
according to whose standard?
Anyone who isn't moronic
Once again, you are creating a delusion of other peoples opinions and aligning your tastes with that delusion. Seek help, or at least become away of when you confuse reality with your imagination.
No you're just admitting that you would spend hundreds of dollars on alcohol then mix it with soda because you're so dense you can't fathom the difference between quality in alcohol.
I'm only admitting to drinking something because I enjoy it, and drinking it in a way I enjoy it, which is the only reason to drink something unless a person, like yourself, is a desperate poser.
You're talking a lot about something you clearly no nothing about
Poser
Because at that point youre spending money on an enthusiasts bottle, and you couldve likely achieved a similar, if not identical flavor profile for your Rum and Coke with a bottle worth half that.
Its like dropping 4k on a top end gaming PC to just play Undertale or Tetris; You wouldve achieved the same level of enjoyment for considerably less if you had stopped to think or take in advice of those around you.
Has nothing to do with "being manly" or "having tons of money." All youre describing is being a moron with no sense of financial maturity.
Nice quads bro
>an enthusiasts bottle
bro I would hate you if you werent so pathetic
Bro if you're mixing it with Coke you shouldn't buy anything above Captain Morgan. moron.
I'll mix it with whatever I want as long as I enjoy it. I think youve had too much time of jamal face fricking you telling you that you enjoy it lol
You can enjoy whatever you want at 300% markup, my friend. You don't taste the difference.
I will enjoy it as long as I enjoy instead of, like yourself, waiting for some form of confirmation of what you are allowed to enjoy
Lol no I just have refined taste buds and a functioning brain.
Think of it this way. You're making cookies. The recipes are the same, but one calls for cinnamon and nutmeg, and the other calls for cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, ginger, allspice, and white pepper. Most people will think the more complex recipe is better, but the thing is the more complex a recipe is the more muddled the flavors can get. So you can mix an expensive liquor in a wienertail or put it in a sauce for a stew, but its flavors are going to get muddied and you wont be able to enjoy its subtleties as much as if you were drinking it straight. That's why people generally use cheap liquors for wienertails. But you are the Harry Houdini of how you mix your martini.
Chef John reference spotted. Good man.
Expensive AND complex? wow it must be good and can only be enjoyed in a narrow fashion approved by whoevethefrick! Dont worry anon, if you learn enough opinions, I'm sure people will respect your 'opinions'
You can mix a bottle of wine scavanged from the bottom of the Titanic with coke if you want. I'm not the boss of you. Just dont be surprised when people call you a dumbass. I certainly wont call you a dumbass, but I will be thinking you wasted a perfectly good, long expired, bottle of wine.
These screenshots could use dates.
also who wrote each article
they could be written and edited by 2 totally different people
>bourbon and branch, rocks
>2x the water
>hold the bourbon
only research i need is my butthole like that tampon thief says
alcohol snobs are the most insufferable people on the planet. worse than Cinemaphile contrarians, worse than /misc/tards, just fricking awful Black folk to be around. it's such a gay, unimportant thing to try to lord over people. "conform to my arbitrary rules that i learned from other homosexuals or else." frick you dude. nobody likes you. enjoy drinking your swill alone.
>my liver killing poison is better than your liver killing poison
at this company, we pride ourselves with liquor-aged donor livers. and right here, we have a 3-year liver concentrated in tequila, priced at tree fiddy to jump start your journey! good luck!
All alcohol tastes like shit and anyone who drinks it does so from peer pressure and resulting addiction. Coffee tastes like shit and anyone who drinks it does so from peer pressure and resulting addiction. Same with any tobacco products. The funniest thing is, everyone I work with drink huge amounts of booze and coffee regularly and complain that they are always tired and getting fat. morons cant figure out the obvious cause. Hope they die from their idiocy, they are too stupid to deserve life.
>coke please with a bendy straw
I used to think it was called roman cokes and still say it to this day. No one even notices.
>Rob Schrab
I keep forgetting that Dan Harmon wrote La Cosa Nostroid.
I'm one of three people on Cinemaphile that read Scud and LCN.
at Lively Livers, this is our most prized donor liver. aged with a concoction of 90 years and a natural death of getting hit with a vehicle, it is priced at ???$ the auction starts now
>Everyone who enjoys booze is an alcoholic with no self control
You straight edge zoomer dumbasses are as bad as the booze snobs.
So fricking sad.
Yes, drink the liquid israelite. Good goy. Alcohol is shit tier even if you like getting fricked up
Why would I drink crude oil?
You probably would drink crude oil if you thought it made you more manly lol
>liking tough stuff makes me tough!
you have a weak mans idea of what strength is
Literally never said anything about being tough. Plenty of my friends dont like alcohol or like more casual stuff like hard teas or hard ciders.
I just think its stupid and childish to claim anyone who likes booze is some alcoholic thats slamming a bottle a day and will be dead from liver-poisoning by 50.
Its a childish strawman painted by the straight-edge crowd so you can give yourself a baseless sense of self-superiority.
Stop trying to convince me of your delusions. All you wrote are excuses and evasions. You are like that moronic smoker who is convinced that they wont get cancer because of some mystical 'uncle fred who lived to be 90 and smoked every day'. You know drinking is bad for you. Just admit it to yourself, stop drinking it because there is literally no reason to, and move on with your life.
Most of the things we enjoy are pretty fricking bad for us anon. I have maybe a glass or two of bourbon a week.
At that rate my love of red meat and pork is going to kill me faster than alcohol probably ever could.
Im sorry you dont understand that people can enjoy vices in moderation so it makes you lash out and create delusions in your head.
Bro sort yourself out
>Most of the things we enjoy are pretty fricking bad for us anon
Only if you are an addicted suicidal moron. There are plenty of enjoyable things that are also good for you. Your self-preservation instinct has been destroyed.
>Im sorry you dont understand that people can enjoy vices in moderation
why do you do this to yourself? do you not have any self-esteem?
Shut the frick up, moron. Go do some productive hobbies on active rail tracks and spare us your high-horse homosexualry.
Stop making bad times
Why don't Americans call that drink Cuba libre like everyone else?
Because Cuba = bad.
I suppose it's like that time they tried to rename French fries because rino neocons got butthurt that France didn't want them to invade Iraq or Afghanistan for no reason.
I got a liver transplant from a wild hog and now I can’t get drunk what do?
Switch to grain alcohol. It’s cheaper in the long run. Failing that, you can get right fricked on gasoline if your stomach can handle it.
>tastes good without soda
>looks interesting but not homosexual
>every bartender in the world knows how to make it
Take the boulevardier pill.
these are so fricking good
top surgeons have removed the fat from donor livers and our company prides in additive free processing.
It's called a Cuba Libre.
papa johns open near me
i drink/sip my liquor straight and chase it with soda all the time. if its super fancy whiskey than ill ice or add a lil water to dilute to actually taste the flavor.
what's with the vampire hunter D cosplay
Idk if it was intentional, but isn't it later revealed that he is literally a "poser" and is using some sci-fi shit to make himself look much older?
I drank the White Lighting 50% vodka.
you fricking idiot. nothing in that post indicated any generational period. its a post about companies farming donor livers so that they can pass on to people who want to get a jump start on drinking holy shit fricking use a tampon to boof water you dip
it was a satirical take on gmo/pharmaceuticals/health industries but obviously we gotta talk about zoomers now zoom in on this dick
ITT: Man-children triggered that the man-child cartoon called out their sissy drinks.
All alcohol is disgusting and if you drink it you're gay and moronic.
I dont see rum and coke as a poser drink but to me its a drink Id have after 10 pints of beer and want to keep going
Former bartender here. I used to hate getting asked for one-off shit no one has ever heard of with stupid names. I was once asked for an "Adios Motherfricker" which I totally forget.
Weirdest drink I've ever made was Paralyzer: 50/50 milk and pepsi with 2 shots of vodka. Two fat cougars kept ordering them one night. Weird.
AMFs rock. Anyone who actually says the whole name out loud is a gay though lol. It's very similar to a long island ice tea in strength. Basically just a bunch of liquor and some 7up on top.
sounds like 19 bottles
anon you need to go to bed or take your meds but im enjoyin your moronation.
>2023
>still falling for the ethanol israelite
It's 2024 get with the times homosexual.
top 10 anime fights of 2k24
Why can't you homosexuals comprehend that people actually enjoy eating onions? I get it you're poor and have only experienced shitty cheap onions but you don't have to take it out on me
The problem is most anons havent enjoyed a $200 enthusiasts onion. There lose, really.
There's nothing wrong with rum and coke if you're in high school or college and trying to develop a tolerance to alcohol. If you're an adult and still ordering it it's like saying chicken nuggets is your favorite food. You should have developed a taste for literally anything else by then.
Plus all bars charge you double the price of a normal coke for an extra small coke with a dollop of cheap rum in it. It's a ripoff.
What if you mix it at home?
You mix your own drinks you're based and red pilled, no matter what you mix.
what kind of monkey
Gibbon. Real sick shit I tell you what. Monkey had to be put down.
What will bartenders say if I order a sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist?
"Sounds like someone is gonna get date raped." Then I high five you in front of your date.
filthy alcoholics get mad when you don't like the taste of literal poison
gibbon? i just saw him at the bar getting a rum and coke!
Nothing, that's the joke.
So the bartender is just an butthole?
>Scotch with a scoop of peanutbutter please
>if it's natural peanutbutter, I sit and enjoy my drink
>if it's that sugary skippy / jif bullshit I get up and leave without paying and never come back
literally nothing, people who drink for fun shouldn't care about what or how you drink it
actually i just want the rocks
rum-a-dum-bum morty!
What about rum and dr pepper?
Rum and coke is for pussies, real men drink beer.
rum and coke is kino but for me
nothing like jack daniels with some soda water and a splash of a crisp cool banqs root beer, it really ties the drink together
threw up after reading this thread cuz I charged 40 rum and cokes on new years and am going through a ungodly hangover
For me, it's the humble beer
It probably because "coke + rum" it's not its real name, but rather how posers call it.
If you use the name "Cuba Libre", which is the correct name, no one will complain.
Rum and Coke is just that, the liquor and soft drink.
Cuba Libre specifically uses a squeezed lime wedge.
Mixing whiskey with coke is common for poor people that drink Johnny walker and other such junk because by itself it tastes disgusting. But if you do that in any major city it is widely frowned upon. one ice block is acceptable
but what kind of moron would mix carribean/spiced rum with anything. Its delicious as it is, and you want to ruin that with a cheap sugary soft drink. wtf is wrong with you
get a grip homosexual people can drink whatever they want.
>NOO YOU MUST DRINK DISGUSTING STRONG LIQUEUR THAT TASTES LIKE PAINT THINNER INSTEAD REDDIT TOLD ME ITS MANLY
frick right off
You may as well go to a restaurant and ask for a wine mixed with coke
It really is embarassing
Spaniards do that shit all the time and it's good. For me, though, I usually just drink all the coke out of the can and then fill it back up with box wine so I don't get busted while driving
Do you mean a sangria?! thats with fruit and its to make it more paletable on a hot day. more like a wienertail
No dude. Coke and red wine. People in south Spain love that shit. Sangria is just fruity fortified wine, orange sloces and brandy mixed with red wine n sheeit
If you wouldnt' do it in front of a beautiful woman, than dont do it at all.
Jfc anon I think you may be psychic
>Coke and red wine.
Saw this in a restaurant for the first time when I was 27 and decided to try it. Nearly spit that shit out. Not for me I guess.
Yes and no. You have the kalimocho which is basically the lowest, brick wine with coke. You mix trash ingredients and drink on the street, the famous botellon. I think its banned from most major cities. But no one will do a kalimocho with wine over 10 euros. The point of it all was to make drinks cheap and that wouldn't frick you up too much. Now, drinking a 30 euro bottle with anything added, you will get shit stares, you literally kill the flavour of the wine. If you want a sweet wine you can order a sangria, great for the summer.
Hey I gotta say, you guys were pretty cool for keeping fascism alive until the late 1970s
Franco-ism and it lasted until the late 50's. Then ~~*they*~~ got all positions of power. Look up Franco's technocrats, you'll see what I mean and why I tear my hair trying to explain it to /misc/. Anyways, back to /druk/, one thing you could order is a kalimocho with vodka andsome cranberry juice. That's half a brick of wine, half a litre of coke, 2 fingers of vodka and a dash of cranberry.
Sounds tasty. I'm gonna wake up in 12 hours at 3 in the afternoon and probably go straight to the dive bar because I have no intention of spending the new year not /druk/. I'll see if my guy will make that in a pitcher
Godspeed anon and happy new year!
>But if you do that in any major city it is widely frowned upon
literally no one but maybe the bartender will notice or care LMAO
U
This is the hill you want to die on?!
Let me live in ignorance because i love it. It just shows you have no appreciation of the alcohol and just want to get drunk.
He's not wrong, he's just a dick
yes, we're being a dick to people like you, because you deserve it
Its the same reason people complain about getting bullied. Dont blame the bully blame yourself for doing something worthy of getting bullied for.
I don't drink rum and cokes m8. never loved the taste
but your moronic snobbery doesn't exist outside of tiny circles.
and ironically enough poor people in my experience are the least likely to use mixers for whiskey/rum. if we're talking men anyway. suburban kids are the most likely to do it
premixing for others should be chastised frankly
NEWS FLASH, it those tiny circles you should be aiming to ingratiate yourself with, not segregating yourself from
Its not what you know its WHO you know.
Those tiny circles are called bartenders and that's how you get the buy 1 get everything else for free deal / find a coke dwaler
Those are not the tiny circles we are talking about moron.
Hey cool it with the antisemitism
>Hey cool it with the antisemitism
NO
but no i wasnt talking about israelites, they are nowhere near that level
This guy has NEVER been with a beautiful woman
I've been with ten 1s and that adds up to one 10 so frick you i know my calculus
>implying I care about some autistic bartenders and snobs
lmao no
I've mingled with plenty of richgays to know they give zero fricks, and I don't care about a bartenders opinion
purely a matter of affordability anon
a good family friend loves nothing more than to pound single malt scotch on the weekends, though he alternates that and various bourbons depending on his mood
but I agree it's pretty wasteful in terms of not truly savoring the booze, I tend to take it slower when I drink with him to enjoy it
and some people stick their fingers up their ass
there are levels to this. knowing that mixing booze with soft drink is failing one of the earlier levels should be common knowledge
>and some people stick their fingers up their ass
How the frick else am I supposed to get the vodka soaked tampons out of there after im druk?
Yeah I had a bartender in manhattan straight up refuse to make me a cuba with Zaya and insisted on giving me the zaya shot with the coke and lime on the side
I had somebody get publically and very loudly admonised by a superior at Work Drinks because it was his round and he brought back 4 whiskeys mixed with coke instead of neat
I had an ex girlfriend who publicly mocked me at a bar for ordering a coke back for a shot of whiskey, and the bartender made me a teeny little shot of coke + maraschino with a fricking umbrella in it and they laughed at me the whole time
Your ex sounds cool.
She was. She was a coke dealer. Not the kind that makes me smile - the kind that makes me feel like my dick is made out of gold.
https://vimeo.com/15263225
Why'd you split?
Quit the service industry to go back to school. Oh and she was a coke dealer. Didn't really see that as sustainable.
>THIS IS YOUR LAST MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNING
my fricking sides
>IF I DON'T SEE MY COKE. BACK IN MY MOTHERFRICKING NOSE BY THE END OF THE DAY. SOMEONE'S GETTING HIS DICK CHOPPED OFF AND HIS NAME IS THEO
Well yeah if you're doing a round it should be shots. That's common bar shit.
Shooting is for the alcohol so cheap you need to get it down you as quickly as possible
I'm talking about sipping alcohols - 18year old single malts, delicious caribean rums, XO cognacs, aged top shelf tequila
Yeh but if you shoot it you get drunk instantly. And I mean with a syringe in your fricking arm
For me, it's malibu and coke.
For a blended, JW blue black or green are all pretty decent, although I'm more into heavily peated single malts like connemara or laphroiag
Is this the thread?
I just drink white claw like a motherfricker
Rum and coke is basically for young people who just started drinking and haven't discovered what their palate likes yet. It's the most commonly known mixed drink that also has some carbonation and familiarity to it. Some adults like it too, but only if they're already prone to drinking soda. As it is I think the drink tastes like absolute shit. Good liquor exists, you won't taste any of it drowning it under a Coke. But when you're out with friends or maybe don't drink much and aren't sure what to order it's a fine drink. For the kids who want to move on to newer things, try Gun and tonics next, so you can still have that fizziness. Then move on to vodka and tequila.
For me its a ... hmpfhmpfhmpf.... a... ehehehehe.... a nice stiff... hahaha... Blackni.
I hate spiced/dark rum. Could easily drink white rum neat/room temp
ANYWAYS, an abandoned orphan, a monkey, and at least 100 homosexuals walk into a bar. how many rum and cokes does it take to turn into the top 3 anime fights of 2k24
I don't drink anymore, but when I did.
I just buy this stuff with my food stamps. It's 80% ethanol
Oops forgot pic. I'm druk and I smell likw lemon pledge
vanilla extract is tastier fyi, but you can also buy cooking wine and dilute it with water (its 12% salt by volume you will die)
Nah I've drank cooking wine straight, just gotta slug down some water after. Vanilla extract is only about 35% and is more expensive. Lemon extract is literally 160 proof and costs 4 bucks for a 2oz bottle
You're not supposed to shoot expensive booze
I'm going to make a rum and coke tomorrow just to rustle your jimmies anon
because seriously no one but autists care, the same way I don't care if some autist likes his whiskey on the rocks or even diluted with water
JACK BLACK starring in Cuba Libre!
featuring an abandoned orphan, gibbon, and at least 100 homosexuals
Aw geez, looked up the technocrats. That's disappointing. Vatican II israelite bullshit. The Falangists were based. This is why we can't have thingos buenos
My friend's in the early stages of wericke-korsakoff wet brain and absolutely refuses to stop getting /druk/. I had to break up a fistfight that he started two nights ago and yesterday he just repeatedly called me to hang out and then alternated between saying he was gonna put it behind him, and blaming me for the whole situation (which he started and I diffused). His wife has driven him to rehab about 5 times in the last two years, I've even scored mushrooms for him on his psychiatrist's recommendation. Nothing works and he's just getting worse. He wakes up at like 6am and immediately starts chugging box wine. I have no fricking clue how he keeps his business afloat, he has a great family and is wealthy, but he's fricking killing himself doing this and idk if I can stay friends with him, but I don't want to abandon him. He's 30 years older than me and I never, ever want to wind up like him.
But I'm /druk/ as hell rn