What's wrong with seeing a movie by yourself?

What's wrong with seeing a movie by yourself?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with seeing a movie by yourself. As long as you get a nice quiet spot, it's the best way to experience true cinema, not just popcorn munchers.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing. i watch on my own tv from my own chair, eat food from my own kitchen & crap in my own bathroom.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is women's purpose to denigrate and destroy men.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one thinks about women in relation to you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was a real stretch, Anon. I think you're projecting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just thought about women in relation to him.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the no singles policy exists for a reason, buddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kinoplex. Had a buddy who went to see Joker by himself and they wouldn't let him in, they patted him down and then escorted him out.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they patted him down
          Don't be modest.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably a very sparse select policy

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    women are unironically scared to be aline in public so they assume men who do it are lonely

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend who looks a lot like this. He would do that and I'm glad this isn't him.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw Underwater alone on a day off on opening morning with no prior knowledge thinking it was a shark kino and the first thing I got was a cold nipple hardened kristen stewart running for her life

    it was great

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw avatar 2 by myself. Had the entire theater to myself and got ahit faces off whiskey. Was the greatest 3 hours of my life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw Jurassic World Dominion and Fast X high in empty theaters and was laughing my ass off the entire time at both of them. I never want to rewatch them again though, let alone when sober.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inherently nothing, but that schizo Joker shooter ruined it for everyone.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't watch movies with anyone at home, but I can't watch them alone in the cinema, it's weird huh

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I'm there alone im usually visibly drunk and loudly shaking the buncha crunch box into my mouth in between tosses of fist fulls of extra buttery popcorn to my face, with my feet up on the seat in front of me.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. That article (from the days when The Onion was funny) is a brilliant satire because it mentions all of these assumptions that are ultimately pointless as the guy seemed content.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's nothing better than a solo theater experience. i worked third shift for almost a decade so on my days off i would stay awake to catch like a 12:30 screening. regardless of what movie it was there was always only ever 3-5 other retired dudes there who will just see whatever is out to get away from their wives for a few hours. we'd all sit a healthy distance from one another, and we all get total silence to watch whatever. 10/10 would recommended.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched killers of the flower moon alone, but in my defence no one else was at the cinema expect for me

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It's a freeing experience.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normies hate seeing people do stuff by themselves.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Normies
      Only normalgays say that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that? Its really weird when you think about it.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta go to movies at 1:30 pm on the weekdays,’cause that’s when the matinees are.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly rather see a movie alone than with a person whose not gonna be invested and is bored the entire time.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to go to music concerts by myself

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did it a couple of times back when movies were worth spending money on
    and there were hardly any shitskins in my country
    comfy as FRICK

    those times are long gone

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