What's wrong with Superman fans?

What's wrong with Superman fans?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone still buying the books after what happened is a fricking addict not a fan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened

      Who can tell what Cinemaphile is fricking butthurt about at any given time

      Except Spider-Man, it's always ass blasted about fricking MJ

  2. 4 months ago
    LopiBats

    Who frick still reads capeshit comics?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies don't get Superman because:

    a. CURRENT YEAR Superman is gay - literally.

    b. Zoomies have an even more fricked up idea of morality, right/wrong than NuSuperman.

    He's a self-sacrificing hero who uses his power for good. Which is not as easy as it looks.

    They probably see a "provided white man" who has it easy, or some gay Marxist horseshit like that. Whatever homosexualry their idiot teachers put into their heads.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a self-sacrificing hero who uses his power for good. Which is not as easy as it looks.
      Spider-Man does exactly this except he's not boring. So what's wrong with you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spiderman doesn't have the power of a god.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is amerimutt propaganda, cry about it lard ass
      >zoomie
      Damn we got an amerilard double whammy here, go to the bathroom you are shitting yourself fat brown frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ironic when you'd be less of a tard about this if you'd seen and understood even the shitty Superman IV movie instead of the gay and pointless, soulless modern shit:

        >Anti-nuke shit was the 'woke' activist Commie crap of its day inserted by Hollywoodgays but less intolerable. If it wasn't for those gays you'd never have had 'muh Global Warming to whine about btw.

        Be that as it may, Superman could remake the world in whatever image he wanted, (like 'Injustice' crap), and what's interesting about him is him not doing that and why. But I guess that's too deep for Zoom-Zooms because it requires actual mental effort, and not just black-and-white screeching about the latest empty avatar-flag bullshit you got in the last NPC update.

        I read a Superman comic recently and it still sucked.
        Nobody cares about Superman.

        I'm sure it did. Wasn't it about him having a gay son or something? I'm not reading homosexual crap like that either since it has been ruined by homosexuals like you.

        Is Superman even still relevant? Are any of the classic DC characters? Some of those guys are approaching public domain age, but it doesn't really matter since all their storytelling potential has already been exhausted at this point. The schtick got old decades ago. The books don't even sell like they used to. Who wants to read floppy little monthly comics when they've got full manga volumes? Honestly, it might be better if DC went the way of King Features Syndicate, and just fade into the background.

        More relevant than ever actually, jut you gays don't know it. Maybe your kids will figure it out when they're sick of your homosexual shit enough. Maybe it wont be Superman in particular, but the same ideas will keep coming back up because yours are fricking moronic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          "With great power come great responsibility" may be Spiderman's call to action, but it is Superman's condemnation. Superman could potentially be forgiven for not taking larger scale action with his power, were it not also for his super senses. He can hear people anywhere in world. Everywhere in the world.
          Every second of every day, while he is off roleplaying as Clark Kent at work or saving cats from trees in his pet city of Metropolis, Superman hears a hundred people dying, a dozen people being raped. He hears every cry for help in the world, and he *chooses* to ignore it and do nothing.
          Every moment he is on panel not actively saving people, Superman is doing the equivalent of watching a person drown and not saving them the life preserver he is holding in his hands. A life preserver he doesn't need.
          To ignore the plight of someone you could save is not wisdom, it is indolence.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sell all your shit and send the money to poor African children homosexual.

            You'd know he cannot serve humanity 28 hours a day if you actually understood anything about Superman or actual superheroes, (or IRL heroes for that matter). Spiderman could do more than he does too, so could any of them, but should they be a slave to other people's problems to the point they have no life at all?

            Obviously you don't think so, and you'll prove it with your next post, because you don't care about those poor African kids enough to have sold your computer yet when they're dying as we speak.

            And in reality you can't solve all the world's problems that way, for the same reason you can't just jump into the water yourself and save a drowning man. But you've never thought about it because you're used to empty virtue signalling and homosexualry, or ever actually lifted a finger to genuinely help anyone, so you wouldn't know that, or that it's not as easy as it looks.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn. im curious to see the shit flinging comeback to this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      People don't like Superman because they're obsessed with coming up with Diabolus ex Machina plots where he saves someone that then blows up a preschool or has to choose between saving a thousand puppies and a thousand kittens from being boiled in acid, and then act like they're super clever and the idea of someone who is morally good and also strong is lame and stupid.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a. CURRENT YEAR Superman is gay - literally.

      ...no?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Superman's Copyright ends soon so they are making the next generation whatever new Superman title they can come up with

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          none of what you said changes that superman isnt gay

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are very insecure. It is why most of them are homosexuals in denial and Asians.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read a Superman comic recently and it still sucked.
    Nobody cares about Superman.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Superman even still relevant? Are any of the classic DC characters? Some of those guys are approaching public domain age, but it doesn't really matter since all their storytelling potential has already been exhausted at this point. The schtick got old decades ago. The books don't even sell like they used to. Who wants to read floppy little monthly comics when they've got full manga volumes? Honestly, it might be better if DC went the way of King Features Syndicate, and just fade into the background.

    • 4 months ago
      LopiBats

      My posts in Death Battle spawned this thread. Everytime I mention Supergod, this anon makes a posts to rant about Superman. Fricking hilarious. I should do this more. I have so much control over the schizos here.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts in deathbatroony
        keep it to your contaiment threads pls

        • 4 months ago
          LopiBats

          Death Battle is for shitposting. OP is a fricking idiot who reads every post I make on there, loses his shit, and make these threads in response. Every single time. I see comments here from the same dipshit anons I pissed off. I enjoy it. It’s hilarious. No harm done homosexual.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you make people angry? on Cinemaphile? can I have your autograph?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lois Lane

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're extremely insecure, especially if you bring up the fact Batman is significantly more popular
    that really drives them over the edge

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's reddit so he gets reddit fans.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so insecure over this character? I see more of his haters frothing at the mouth over him day by day than the actual “fans.” Reminds me of the psychotic break down people had over Leonardo’s character. It’s always the blue paragons that drive people insane and provoke them to do these weird projection schizo arguments.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No good movie in over a decade
    >no good games ever
    >edgy parodies are more popular than him
    >batman is significantly more popular at this point
    >people only remembered the last show because they made lois a brown skinned tomboy

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