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What's your excuse?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a booming career, millions of dollars and a loving fanbase from which to draw confidence

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, I'm not as tall either so there's less motivation

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was already muscular underneath, all he had to do was cut fat, which isn't too hard. get it right, moronic zoomers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But can you stop dinosaurs from attacking you with a hand sign?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anna Faris’ vegana juice.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was already in shape before that marvel movie

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a million dollar contract for motivation

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then how do you explain last night anon ?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        one time doesn't count

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        im the other guy who tag teamed your ass that night, giving doesnt make me gay

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im pretty sure he purposely put on weight for parks and rec

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have a light in the right place to make it look like i have muscle definition in photographs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big part of it.

      Before photos are typically poor posture, bad light, shlubby angle. After photos use that post-workout pump, flattering angle, golden hour lighting, model pose.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I broke my arm twice in the last two years just as I was finally seeing progress of lifting for 6 months.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't afford diabetic injections and steroids turn you gay.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t have an attractive yet older comedic actress wife to boost my confidence while I look for her younger replacement.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fit doesn't fix ugly

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'4" with hobbit islander genetics that places all my fat in my low hanging breasts, my wide birthing hips, fat ass, and thick thighs

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never looked like him on the left in my life. I don't look as good as right but I'm close.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the money for a personal trainer and steroids.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right pic his def achievable natty

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not fat

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate doing anything that makes me sweat, such as excecising. It makes me feel disgusting. Going to sauna is the only exception because I get to wash myself right afterwards.

    Any activity that makes me build up sweat and gets my clothes damp due to it just revolts me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why you're a virgin?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm a virgin because I am shy, but also too lazy to really ever chase after women, and what sexual desires I have are far more convinently fulfilled by masturbation than trying to find a girl who'd want to frick me.
        Plus I kinda think that sex and sexuality in itself is gross and have felt this way ever since I entered puberty. I'd prefer it if I had no sexual desires at all.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          autism, the post

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And? Where do you think we are

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that's because he's curry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone likes being sweaty.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to do this without steroids. I’m skinny fat. Arms like twigs and belly like a street shitter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No excuse, I'm ripped. Could bulk up some more but already mog most people.

      Yeah, even if you don't get to look like that you can make a lot of progress that will make you look infinitely better. It really is fricking easy to get in shape:

      Step 1: Eat better
      Step 2: Do cardio
      Step 3: Try a sport. Ideally any kind of strenght training.

      Start with 30 minutes twice a week. Run/bike 30 mins, go to the gym 30 mins. Reduce your sugar intake as much as possible and eat more vegetables.

      If you don't have lots of time then a sport that mixes whole body with cardio is your best bet. Basketball, wrestling, BJJ, kickboxing or MMA. If you're poor, try calisthenics or join a cheap local gym. Could be 10 dollars a month.

      Trust me it requires very little effort.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have Hollywood trainers and steroids at my disposal.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a personal trainer, nutritionist and chef, full home gym, and a real full time job that doesn’t consist of two to three workouts a day

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying, I was in Dubai for a 3 week holiday and ate like a pig. Looked at myself in the mirror when I got back and Christ was I ashamed. Been eating a lot less, going for an hour walk everyday and hitting the gym 3 times a week, wish me luck bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walking is a great, underrated option. Luck to you anon.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too far gone.
    If I even managed to lose all the weight, all the loose skin would be horrifying.
    Also, I'm ugly as frick fat or skinny.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t wanna do steroids bros. I’m too fricking scared

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you're 50

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lost 90lbs in 2022 then put on 140lbs in 2023. Improoving is a meme.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm even fatter and lazier than him

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called steroids, being so rich you have a personal chef to make you the most incredible meals, every meal. Have a personal trainer tell you exactly what to do.

    Honestly if you are that rich and not in great shape you are worthless

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    women will still frick my flabby ass because im goofy and confident lol

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener is far too large to go to the gym anymore. Makes all the black guys cry. It's kind of embarrassing.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    left isnt even that fat thoughbeit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left is what women mean when they say dadbod.

      Basically a bit chubby and with muscle.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t get a million dollar contract and a personal trainer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to escape fatass mode for years now and I never have. I'm currently 5'10, 205lbs.

    When I go to the gym consistently, I make good progress on my strength but I get hungrier so then I don't lose weight. When I eat less food I get really tired and then don't have the energy for the gym.

    What the frick am I doing wrong?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't eat stuff that contains added sugar of any kind you fricking moron. This includes coffee with sugar, orange juices and also shit that use aspartame or other israeli insulin-chaos-enabler.
      Also don't eat stuff containing any kind of oil (seed oil, etc) unless it's extra virgin olive oil. This will remove 100% of goyslop.
      Buy real cheese, real meat, real fish. You don't even have to learn how to cook.

      You will win if you follow this very simple and moron proof formula. Good luck.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm balding, severely disfigured from recurrent acne - the smallest pimple always gives me a moronic pot scar.

    I'm 8 days unemployed but when my last job didn't permit me enough time to recover from weightlifting.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about myself.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I try, I fail. And if I somehow manage to get some success, I gain it back eventually. I do not have the resolve to do it. I am weak in spirit and I am weak in gumption.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually liked the way he looked in before pic. He has rizz.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Infection. Haven't worked out in 6 months.
    Doctors refuse to go beyond "take these pills" so still can't do shit until someone to CT-scans me or open my fricking skull up.
    I'm not out of shape, which makes me scared when I can't walk up stairs without feeling nauseous and/or exhausted.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was in shape during everwood. chunked out being andy. plus when the studio pays for the trainer/roids its easy.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have private chefs, personal trainers and the best steroids money can buy

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM A DUMB GAY b***h

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so reddit. Dude had a mild gut and didn't even have fat manbreasts. I wanna see a Boogie2988-tier fatso get ripped, then I'll get motivated.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the nazi fat guy from american history x is ripped to shit now and he was like 400 lbs.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not getting paid to workout.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt was cute when he was fat

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    my job doesn't depends on being attractive and muscular, also my job doenst pay enought to afford personal trainer, balanced diet and steroids, i would like to have enought free time to go to the gym

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All these posts, but not a single piece of advice to achieve this body. Help your bros out. Someone? Anyone?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      eat 1500 calories a day, try to avoid sugar and useless carbs. so no sweets, fast food, junk food, you know

      go outside and walk for an hour every day. if its cold out buy a frickin treadmill or walk around your house for an hour. just move around

      thats literally it. buy some dumbells if you want. do pushups, situps, buy a pullup bar and do pullups. its frickin simple anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        1500 CALORIES A DAY? do you want me to starve fascist?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if your arms are toothpicks?Will doing cardio or taking walks make them bigger?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. You gotta lift big to get big. 2500 cal per day. 150+ grams of protein. Lift consistently and progressively

          >but then I'll get fat while I get strong.
          Sorry. I dont make the rules.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the staggered ab look is so gross, symmetry is king

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the staggered ab look is so gross, symmetry is king

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm poor

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a 400+lb death feeder. i have no friends, i have no job, no life or sexual experiences. i have nothing. im a complete husk of a human being, also im 34 years old to top it all of. my life has been circling the drain since my teens and theres no discernible way out

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I posted the biggest fitness transformation on Cinemaphile in 2013/2014. I was known on that board for my body change, and I was one of the regular/respected posters on that board.

    nearly a decade later, i'm skinny fat now. and I lost the pics. maybe I'll have a look for them.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not being paid millions to in a film where I'm required to be fit.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    same but it was a couple years ago. not skinnyfat tho just back to being a fatass lel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      iktfb. once you've worked that many months with that much discipline and dedication it feels great. but as you reach some level of 'goal' in what you wanted to achieve, its so hard to find the motivation to keep taking yourself to the gym.

      maintenance is more likely from daily lifestyle (e.g. walking/cycling) and diet

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a cripple that can barely walk and am in chronic pain.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im sorry, it must be impossible to stand

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have never been fat but working out is so boring

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already happy with how I am.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get paid millions of dollars to be fit

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