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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost Protocol and it's not even close
    Although Rebecca Ferguson in Rogue Nation is best girl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 > 6 = 4 > 5 > 2 > 3

      6 > 3 > 1 > 5 > 4 > 2
      ghost protocol was shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think 3 is the second best. I couldn't care less what you think because you're clearly moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ first post absolutely the worst take ever on MI

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the plot twists were really really gay and almost ruined the movie for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 > 6 = 4 > 5 > 2 > 3

      Only seen the first three so far but 1 hands down. 2 and 3 are quality as well for their own reasons but 1 is an action/thriller classic

      1 and 3

      What is it about 1 that is so good?
      Genuine question.
      I have not watched it since probably the 90s, i tried to watch it sometime last year but it was so dated that I stopped watching it like 20 mins through.
      Should I go back to it?
      I remember MI2 being mediocre outside of the set pieces and the one that had him with his shitty love story wife was ghey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i tried to watch it sometime last year but it was so dated that I stopped watching it like 20 mins through.
        How the frick is it dated?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Felt dated, the cast, the camera work

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can a cast feel dated?
            De Palma's camera work is part of what elevates it above the rest. In what way was the camera work dated?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont have any websm but its not to hard to see, go whatch fallout then go back and watch MI1 and the whole feel of the movie is dated as frick.
              Maybe it is mor of an issue because I watched teh more recnet movies then went back to MI1 after watched I think GP and RN.
              Its not to hard to understand though. I mean go watch the newest bond movie then say goldeneye after and you can see the difference in tje feel of teh movie as they were done in different decades.
              This would be exacerbated if it was one of the roger moore or connery movies, which are dated of course.
              Irony here is goldeneye and well all brosnon bonds dont feel dated, not like MI1 felt to me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude this 90s movies totally feels like it was made in the 90s and this is bad!
                Why are morons like this?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >asks why it feels dated
                >explain why it feels dated
                >you are moron

                Look homosexual I grew up in the 90s, I watched MI1 on release and played the game on N64 too, you look at goldeneye or starship troopers, neither of them feel dated but MI1 feels dated as frick.
                From the clothes, camera work, camera tech, dialogue, editing, it all feels ancient in comparison to all the other MI movies, with I suppose the exception of MI2 as it stands on its own as a woo flick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >From the clothes, camera work, camera tech, dialogue, editing, it all feels ancient in comparison to all the other MI movies
                It doesn't though and you didn't explain shit, you just made vague allusions to feelings you had without any supporting examples.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't ask anything homosexual, I just think you're moronic for using words like "dated" as a criticism. It implies that modern movies are somehow superior to older films, or that every movie needs to be "timeless" to be good lol
                >THIS WAS MADE IN A CERTAIN TIME PERIOD AND FEELS LIKE IT'S FROM THAT TIME PERIOD! THIS IS TERRIBLE! WHY CAN'T IT BE MORE LIKE MY RECENT NETFLIX MOVIES!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do understand advances in cinema and movies are more than just being filmed in different eras or decades.
                New tech, new systems and increasing in normas and qualities of how things are shot, or scriptwork change over time, often increasing in quality.
                Again a movie like goldenye has not dated but MI1 (seemed to) have.

                Maybe you are just too plebian to understand these things.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can say the same about m:1 it s got more of the thriller aspect and stands alone as the typical de Palma movie.

                3 don't remember enough about it and honestly don't think Abrams is much of an auteur, the rest of the series are modern producer led flicks with the director as an after thought and conforming

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what to tell you. The camera work isn't dated. It's more of a thriller than an action movie and that's all I can assume your brain can register in terms of difference.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As someone who has watched 2500+ films I can tell you that in my opinion MI:1 has the most timeless qualities, including its cinematography. Brian de Palma also staged everything brilliantly, especially that first mission going FUBAR

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                On this comment alone I am gonna give it another trya, well give the whole franchse another go.
                Again I went straight from GP/RN to MI1 after so that may have been a deciding factor for my thoughts on it being dated, in comparison.
                I will start a thread in a day or 2 when I have watched at least 1-3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen over 1000 movies since I've seen the first without rewatching it and I still can't get the shot of the female agent's bright green eyes out of my mind when I think of that movie. De Palma is a fantastic director and he was locked in during MI:1, hope you appreciate it for what it is anon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How can a cast feel dated?
              They're not making quips all the time!!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not at all, it has some of the best and most iconic shots and cinematography
          >the close up of the green eyes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's definitely an 90s movie with "high tech" dial-up internet scenes. Doesn't make it bad, just old

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >movie set in a different time
            >dated
            you don't know what dated means you stupid frick

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. None of the technical qualities of MI:1 are dated

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How can you look at this and not see it is dated

              What's everyone's favourite moment from the series? Despite all the great action set pieces I think it's still this moment from the first when the original theme kicks in as he gets to stick it to Phelps and Krieger.

              ?t=41

              Score...dated
              CGI....dated
              Even the shot in the pub with just extras doing nothing in the background, dated.
              No movies other than independent amateur movies have shit like that in it now because of low budget.

              You probably are just too plebian to recognize

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Score...dated
                It's from the original tv series, dumbass. It's the one time they use it in the movie and it's a perfect moment to do so.
                >CGI....dated
                Doesn't look any worse than anything made today.
                >Even the shot in the pub with just extras doing nothing in the background, dated.
                No.
                >No movies other than independent amateur movies have shit like that in it now because of low budget.
                Because budget equals quality, am I right?
                >You probably are just too plebian to recognize
                Okay, I'm hoping this is just bait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Okay, I'm hoping this is just bait.
                You never know, I was in a thread yesterday with some anons that simply couldn't understand surrealism
                >yeah but what actually happened?
                >all of it
                >uhhhh but that doesn't make sense, that can't happen in real life
                >yeah, it's surreal
                >so what actually happened then?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's from the original tv series
                No it isnt you fricking idiot

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? Of course it is. It's the crescendo from the original theme. Up until then they'd only used the low key part of the theme. Am I being trolled?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the melody of the MI TV series theme is the same melody as the score in the MI movie so it is the same
                So this is the MI1 score too huh

                ?t=67

                moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >frogposter is a completely moronic plebian homosexual
                Who would have thought

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You went too obvious. Stop pretending to be moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You probably are just too plebian to recognize
                How ironic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              "Dated" is a meaningless grunt uttered by subhumans on comment sections, of course I don't gaf what it "means"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it isn't. If you want to see "dated" just watch any of those teen movies from the 90s or 2000s. They make references that are no longer applicable in todays society. That's what makes them dated. If they were doing them ironically, or with an awareness of the times they were in, they they would be timely. But making direct references to things that only people of the time would understand makes them dated.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They make references that are no longer applicable in todays society.
                Like what?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no fortnite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because M1 is a spy movie. everything else are basically just action movies

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think this is a big part of what I mean
          It was more dialogue heavy, more character focused etc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I Rewatched yesterday after MANY years and it’s great dude. Not dated at all

        Only dated bits are Tom going into usenet groups and emailijg max or whatever lol.

        Also, 6 is overrated. TOO MUCH action.
        4 is the best balanced and fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking about this earlier
        Even with Cruise doing bigger, crazier and more dangerous stunts with each movie, pic related is STILL the greatest set piece in the series

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine if some one proposed this iconic set piece in a modern movie
          >A GUY HANGIN FROM CEILING? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? COME ON MAKE IT hand to hand COMBAT IN A CARGO HOLD OF 2 COLLIDING CGI AIRPLANES LIKE THAT MARKY MARK MOVIE! OR THE OTHER MARKY MARK MOVIE WITH GAY HOLLAND! OR THAT LAST TERMINATOR MOVIE, OR THAT VIN DIESEL MOVIE! OR THAT OTHER VIN DIESEL MOVIE! OR..

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah man, modern movies suck ass. They probably would have had Tom Cruise fight the bad guy on top of a train while a helicopter followed them through a tunnel or some over-the-top bullshit like that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pic related is STILL the greatest set piece in the series
          mogged by underwater scene no contest

          iconic tom scruise MI scene order goes underwater scene > plane hanging > running from sandstorm > jumping to building and breaking leg > motorcycle jumping towards each other scene > trapeze scene

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cruise did it for real
            >the cgi still makes it look fake as frick

            No, just no

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          did they even bother explaining why there were no cameras in that room? Watched it not that long ago but I found it funny how they have all these fancy security features for this room but they couldn't spring for fricking cameras?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        rewatched it recently after years
        it actually felt rather corny although still has its place in hollywood culture nonetheless i guess
        i should rewatch 2 but i'm not a fan of john woo and chink shit
        might as well just watch music video of take a look around and i disappear ffs
        3 and 4 were fairly different
        especially 3 i guess
        fun stopped after that for me
        5 and 6 are almost meme tier acting and production overall again corniness as the first

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was so dated
        what? you didn't understand all the pop culture references?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 6 = 4 > 5 > 2 > 3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll accept any tier list as long as 3 is last place

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been in quite a few MI threads over the years and from my experience any other film other than 3 being ranked last is extremely rare.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate israelite israelite Abrams but MI3 was a spy thriller with a kino villain

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only seen the first three so far but 1 hands down. 2 and 3 are quality as well for their own reasons but 1 is an action/thriller classic

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    6>4>1>5>2>3

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m watching through these with my dad and he stood up starting with this scene. Then he got closer to the tv when she was in the pool kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all good in different ways
      >MI 1 is an unmatched paranoid spy thriller
      >MI 2 is a terrible MI movie but is fantastic as a Brosnan-era Bond movie which is the vibe they were going for
      >MI 3 had the best villain and the biggest waste of a supporting cast
      >MI 4 is the best standalone film but had the weakest villain
      >MI 5 is probably the best overall, and is a better SPECTRE film than the actual Spectre movie
      >MI 6 is the best sequel and had the most satisfying 3rd act, if you're seen it you know what I mean
      Christopher McQuarrie effectively ghost wrote MI 4, giving it a page 1 rewrite during filming and effectively saved the movie
      he's been the one in charge of the franchise since then and you can absolutely tell

      it always made me laugh how they made her a Bond girl femme fatale for Rogue Nation and even had that gratuitous bikini scene, when even then when she was barely 30 she was already prime wine-aunt/MILF-mode
      not complaining

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SPECTRE film than the actual Spectre movie
        dude it's meme reddit era characters and villain ffs
        do you really
        respectfully

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right
          Spectre was garbage, all of Craig's films sucked other than Casino Royale

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah and that's what i'm saying
            comparing it to meme reddit cause the movie itself it's meme reddit

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 because i saw it as a kid and it's always entertaining to me no matter how many times i watch it.

    2 was shit. 3 was underrated, with a great performance by PSH. 4, 5, & 6 i all felt were pretty equal in quality, which was high tier. overall no other franchise i can think of maintains such quality over a long period of time. cruisekino is real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      James Bond was good for over 30 years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        true i suppose. but they were also great in their own, non-serious campy ways.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The longest continuous run of good bond films is about 4 or 5. Right at the start with Connery, or the Dalton - Brosnan transition.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4,5,6 are remarkably consistent movies. I’m excited for more cruisekino

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mi'kino

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 and 3

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 6

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most sites/reviewers have 3 above 2
    >not a single person ITT has ranked 3 above 2 yet
    Really makes you think

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like either, both John Woo and JJ Abrams are hacks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like either, both John Woo and JJ Abrams are hacks

      2 was shit as i said. 3 was underrated.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thandie was hot though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 is not underrated it sucks even more than 2

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          such a shit opinion, cast it into the fire.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            PSH was the best part of the movie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He so often was.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >directed by: JJ Abrams
            >written by: Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman
            there is no reality where any film made by this unholy trio even approaches mediocrity let alone good

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's genuinely pretty good, and regardless of your thoughts on it, it did revive the series. 2 sucked so bad it killed the franchise.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it did revive the series
                No it didn't, Ghost Protocol did. There wasn't another movie for 5 years after 3 and then everyone loved 4 which was also a box office hit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 sucked so bad it killed the franchise.
                JJ please, 2 made over half a billion fricking dollars and was released over 20 years ago.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Soundtrack by: Michael Giacchino
              The OST's still great and you know it.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 > 4 = 6 > 1 > 2 > 3

    First two are a little dated for me now, 3 was forgettable. For some reason I just REALLY enjoyed 5 when I saw it in theaters, that bike/car chase was great. I just rewatched the last few with my fiance in anticipation of 7

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real question is who is your favourite MI: girl?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ilsa. That's not hard. Jane's okay. No idea why Paula Patton left the franchise so quickly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She chose to star in Warcraft instead lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a spectacularly poor miscalculation. I guess it's reasonable to assume WoW had franchise potential, even though the movie was about a decade too late, but that's a terrible career move.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            WoW was the highest grossing video game movie until Mario. It not getting sequels that people wanted more than they wanted the original story is completely moronic. Blizzard has been desperate to destroy itself for the last decade.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >WoW was the highest grossing video game movie until Mario.
              Which would be impressive if it weren't for the budget and the fact that every other video game movie has been a turd that made frick all. $439 million from a $160 million production budget is barely a profit after marketing, if at all, especially considering it didn't even make $50 million domestically and that's the market in which they get the lion's share.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how she kills the Asian "Mole" who turned out to be the informant the real "Mole" wanted to kill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She dies in the new one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you do that? I have so little and I was looking forward to this movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first one of course

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is great in ironic retrospect. Genuinely feels like you're watching Charlie's Angels at times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >directed by John Woo
      >written by the screenwriter of Chinatown
      >has Anthony Hopkins

      Based

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a weird looking vacuum cleaner

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost Protocol is better than the McQuarrie films.

    In 4 you have people realistically (realistically for an action film) taking hits, getting injured, and there is also a good amount of blood. After this, the MI films become sanitized and injuries become an afterthought. I recently rewatched from 3 to 6 and noticed a stark difference in how the characters are treated and how they react to conflict.

    A really example is the ending of Ghost Protocol. We see Ethan in that car parking lot fighting hand to hand with Kurt Hendricks while they vie for control of the nuclear football. It's a mortal struggle and neither of them are holding back, meanwhile they have to work around the cars moving around them as they are moved from one stall to another in the parking garage. During the fight, both Ethan and Hendricks take several major injuries and we see them react to them and act out how being injured is affecting their ability to move and fight. Eventually, Hendricks realizes he is checked and can't fight on, so decides to grab onto the nuclear football and dive bomb to the bottom of the car park intending to keep it out of Ethan's grip above else before he can intervene with what little time remains.

    Ethan hobbles into a car, and drives it off a conveyor like a madman and lets it perform its own divebomb with him in the driver's seat. When he hits the bottom with the car, the air bag goes off and we can see that the crash has severely injured his face due to the bag and the force of the crash. He then crawls out of the vehicle, unable to do much more, and feebly tries to disable the nuclear weapon.

    Then we skip to the very next film. Ethan literally dies, and it's treated as a joke. They only dwell on his motor functions being affected momentarily (he stumbles over the hood of a car instead of sliding over it), and then gets into an insane car chase that ends with him and Benji flipping end over end, slamming into everything to no injury to either of them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this so much, I can't believe how people like McQuarrie slop after 4

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like 4, but they are like Diet Bird movies. Pretty much no blood. No one acts like they just got the shit kicked out of them. No one takes severe injuries despite the fact that they should have. Fallout is the closest to this Ghost Protocol, and it's none of the main cast who are in trouble. Even Benji hops up like nothing happened after he is choked to death by the noose.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking Mission Impossible films this seriously
      I chalked it up to adrenaline being able to go from motor functions being fricked to being able to go on high speed chase.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come Vanessa Kirby looks like ass everywhere but in MI 5 she looks like the hottest woman in the world?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to shit on my chest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know but yeah she really made my pp hard in MI. probably lighting, makeup, and wardrobe done perfectly to highlight all of her good angles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's great in hobbs/shaw too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be makeup/wardrobe department. Even Ferguson looked hot as frick, but in other movies/shows there's something off about her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even Ferguson looked hot as frick, but in other movies/shows there's something off about her.
        She always looks good to me. If it weren't for her I would've shut off that godawful Snowman movie. I was mad when they killed her. Frick me, that was shit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Me back when I worked in the office

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hairstyle and nice white outfits

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        white women get a +5 to charisma when they have blonde hair and are wearing older european styles.
        put this gal in "modern" clothes ie tshirt/jeans hanging out in a starbucks with brunette hair and you wouldn't even turn your head

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't bruise the Cruise.
      Even if he has gay homosex recreationally, he has a great eye for casting hotties and making sure they look like it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even if he has gay homosex recreationally
        Don't see what the problem with this is? Not my ass he's fricking and if anything just means less competition for the rest of us

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was a literal goddess in The Crown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vanessa Kirby looks like ass everywhere
      ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she does look kinda goulish irl

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think she looks good here

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute elf

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice try ferguson, she mogs you so hard it's not even funny
          but then again, which woman in MI doesn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to be my mommy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Gal Gadot I don't watch films with this ugly b***h as the main female lead. She looks so fricking stupid.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's just hope they haven't met before

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexooooooooo

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful creamy white legs sirs! How is foot game ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beautiful creamy white legs sirs!
      I fricking live for smooth beautiful smooth white legs.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is the most tense, Ghost Protocol is most entertaining
    The later ones got too caught up in their boring-ass overarching plot.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who keeps mixing up mission impossible 4 and 5?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's everyone's favourite moment from the series? Despite all the great action set pieces I think it's still this moment from the first when the original theme kicks in as he gets to stick it to Phelps and Krieger.

    ?t=41

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost protocol, but MI3 has the best villian with hoffman and is a close second.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ghost protocol,

      I meant to rogue nation. I confuse these fricking titles.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Focus is no longer on a team of talented agents working in unison to bring down the bad guy. It's not Mission Impossible. It's just a zombie wearing it's skin.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody would snipe like this. You obviously would support your barrel to fence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barrel/silencer sticking out will be easier to spot, esp shiny one. and its some .22-whatever with light recoil. and that shooting stance is more sexo anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all goyslop

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i literally don't remember any of these movies. forgettable trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's Indy going, mouseshill?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive never seen a single harrison ford film in my life

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4,5,6 are all the same slop. 1 is a classic. 2 is shit. 3 is the only actual good one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 is a classic.
      >3 is the only actual good one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are tons of classics that aren’t good. You’ve just been conditioned to watch them over time. A Christmas story, fight club, titanic, Halloween, ghostbusters, Top Gun, …list could go on forever

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1>6>4>3>2>5

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine licking her cooch in that position while she struggles to keep the rifle straight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who thinks the JJ Abrhams directed film is better than the Brian de Palma directed film should never be allowed to post here again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 is the worst film in the entire series, senpai

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is way better than 2

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What’s your fav MI:kino?
    The first one.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    as far as i remember only thing i enjoyed by this guy is jack reacher movie perhaps
    rest is all reddit for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun: Maverick and The Usual Suspects are both great, Edge of Tomorrow is criminally underrated, and Valkyrie is pretty good too. Plus he's basically just Tom's handler now, so if you want Cruise kino, you have to go though Chris

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Usual Suspects
        oh shit
        i somehow missed he did that too
        frick it
        it's all reddit shit for me sorry anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw The Way of the Gun years ago and liked it then. Ryan Phillippe punching that israelite b***h Sarah Silverman right in the face was such a great opening.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite is the new one that isn't out yet

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadows, slow movement and softcore porn angles was key to presenting her and that leg as best as possible. I commend it.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 6

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 3 > 4 > 1 > 6 > 5 > 7

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is comfy, much more investigative and more of a thriller
    2 is shlock, feels like a weird fever dream. It has its fans but I personally hated it, I can't stand cheesy action
    3 is not bad, but feels kind of forgotten. PSH is really kino in it
    4 has the best balance of every aspect
    5 is a little predictable, but still great, mommy Ferguson steals the show and you will immediately jerk off to milf porn after watching it
    6 is fun, non-stop action, but probably could have used more time to slow down

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4>1>6>3=5>2

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is the best. I can't even remember what happened in 4, 5 and 6. Completely bland and unmemorable.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    next you're gonna tell me you wanna eat her c**t anon

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you all loathe 3 so much?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MI4 contained a really hot fight scene, plus it's a fantastic movie all round. That's my favorite followed by MI1 as that had a clever, if insane, plot that made them feel like covert spies rather than the action heroes they are now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the fight turning into them hatefricking each other

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how they were supposed to use masks, but suddenly it doesn't work and they have to improvise.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was funny, and the whole premise about authenticating the codes hinged on a briefcase fax machine.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout was just a really good action movie all around, but also a really good entry into MI building off what came before. Maybe Dead Reckoning dethrones it, but it's tops for me at the moment. Lately they just seem to get better and better.

    6 > 5 > 4 > 1 = 3 > 2

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 = 1 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >16 inches
      kek, too obvious to be effective bait but good for a chuckle, thanks anon

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched all of them again in the last month
    >2 is still the worst, the bike chase at the end makes up for a lot of it, but the plot is stupid
    >4 was not as good as I remember it
    >6 is probably the best one, it's got the best stunts, best villains, and the quadruple double cross scene is great

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 did the absolute sin of making Tom do some operation but then you only see 2 side operatives sitting in a car talking about their past for a few minutes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When he stole the rabbit's foot and then jumped out of the building? The chase after is really cool but I remember being bummed I didn't get see him actually swipe it

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people rank 3 last? It has one of the best scenes of cruise running

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      JJ Abrhams and his mystery box formula probably

  56. 11 months ago
    CreepyThinMan

    I absolutely love the first Mission: Impossible film but lost interest after 3. Brian De Palma is my favorite Director and what was great about his flick was that it focused on subterfuge and espionage while the chunnel chase was mindblowing at the time.

    The idea was that Cruise was going to bring in a new Director for each movie and allow them to give it their own style as opposed to the cookie cutter Bond films. Oliver Stone was supposed to do M:I-2 but bailed because Cruise was being held hostage by Kubrick on Eye Wide Shut whose shooting dragged on and on.... so Stone left the project and it was probably for the best as I didn't want to see a PG-13 Oliver Stone film. De Palma is known for excessive violence but with The Untouchables, another TV adaptation, he showed that he could deliver a movie fraught with tension and suspense without being too graphic and visceral. But Stone has no filter and I wouldn't have wanted to see him on a leash which is exactly why I hate M:I-2....

    John Woo became known for his Hong Kong action flicks like Hard-Boiled and The Killer and made his transition to North American mainstream cinemas with the generic Jean Claude God Damn movie Hard homosexual but hit his stride with 1996's Broken Arrow and 1997's Face/Off which helped him reach the peak on the industry. Once done with EWS Cruise was in a rush to get another M:I movie made because he had been off the screen since 1996.

    So he hired Woo and off they went to Australia to shoot it for who knows what fricking reason as that place is a barren wasteland filled with wombat fricking kangaroo molesting former penal colony inbred spawn that has nothing to offer visually or geographically and why it was perfect for George Miller's post-apocalyptic Mad Max films which didn't need to do much to convince audiences that Max was living is a desolate hellscape filled with degenerate scum of the fricking earth.

    • 11 months ago
      CreepyThinMan

      Anywho, they were in a race to get the movie done which resulted in constant re-writers causing it to go over budget and schedule which is why it ended up coming out in the summer of 2000. It was a massive hit but I was disappointed because I wanted full on WOO-HOO and got mediocre WOO-POO, however, the one good thing to come out of it is that because shooting went on for soo long Dougray Scott, who played one of the least threatening effeminate villain phucboi's to ever disgrace the screen, had to drop out of Bryan "I frick twinks" Singers first X-Men movie as Wolverine and thank frick because that zero charisma non-entity would have sucked harder than the event horizon of a black hole or Harry Knowles mouth at a buffet.

      But at least it had a cool soundtrack.

      • 11 months ago
        CreepyThinMan

        In 2006 Cruise came back with M:I-3 and played it safe from there on out. He hired Jar Jar "wienernose" Abrams to Direct, based on his pilot for LOST, and his cabal of typewriter monkey's Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman to script what was a rip-off of True Lies, with Ethan Hunt's girlfriend not knowing he was a spy, and the usual mystery box Macguffin that they can't even be bothered to explain why it's soo important, IT JUST IS OKAY SO SHUT YOUR FRICKING FILTHY prostitute MOUTH AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OR I WILL END YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, GOT THAT wienerSUCKER!?!

        After that the movies' settled into what felt like generic Tom Clancy escapades with Hunt now having a team of his own that would follow him from there on out while picking up a few new members along the way. One of the things that was daring about the first M:I was that they killed most of the team but haven't snuffed a single one since then which robs the films of any real dramatic weight that although they try to save as many people as they can, that doesn't mean everyone, including themselves.

        • 11 months ago
          CreepyThinMan

          Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol was released in 2011 and Directed by Brad Bird, famous for being a former Simpsons writer but also the creator of the much loved animated features The Iron Giant and Pixar's The Incredibles yet had never Directed a live action feature before. Regardless the movie was a hit and bucked the trend of diminishing returns as usually happens with sequels. Problem is that it started having that generic feel creeping in which continued with the next two films Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation and M:I - Fallout, both of which were Directed by Christopher McQuarrie, most famous for winning a Best Screenplay Oscar for for The Usual Suspects (Directed by the before mentioned Bryan "ten is too old" Singer) when Andrew Kevin Walker's script Se7en was superior.

          McQuarrie has absolutely no vision or style which is why his M:I movies, although successful, are just bland actions films that I couldn't get invested in. M:I-3 was the last movie of this franchise that I saw at the theater but I'm tempted to see Dead Reckoning Part 1 simply because of good word of mouth (along with the casting of Pom Klementieff and Hayley Atwell fapfapfap) but it apparently also ties into the first movie somewhat with Henry Czerny (who played Eugene Kittridge, the director of IMF in M:I-1) returning and feels like Cruise is trying to bring everything full-circle while I'm willing to bet that after M:I - DR 1 & 2 he's looking to retire the series as he's not getting any younger and probably doesn't want it to go the way of Indiana Jones and the Dilator of Dysentery.

          • 11 months ago
            CreepyThinMan

            So I'm willing to give this movie a shot especially after seeing Top Gun Maverick which was both entertaining and satisfying while I never did care for the original but it's sequel was a refreshing reminder that stories don't need to be complicated, just told in a simple way with earnestness and sincerity without the current ironic/sarcastic/nihilistic SJW trash dedicated to tearing down and deconstructing every legacy character in cinema, especially if they're a white straight male, and why Feminazi's and the media were attacking the movie and calling it Right Wing Nazi Incel Chud Maga Trump supporter propaganda because it drove them fricking insane that they weren't able to destroy something people care about by polluting it with identity politics like they have with everything else from movies to tv shows, videogames, comic books and Western Civilization in general.

            So it's important that Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning 1 & 2 are successful as it will counter the media narrative that movies starring white straight men are failures as Kathleen Kennedy sought out to prove by deliberately sabotaging Solo and Indiana Jones 5 by creating production chaos and spending soo much money that there was no way either would be able to make a profit while both being complete and utter fricking shit that didn't draw in audiences which is why they bombed.

            That's all I've got for now!!!FACT!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anywho, they were in a race to get the movie done which resulted in constant re-writers causing it to go over budget and schedule which is why it ended up coming out in the summer of 2000. It was a massive hit but I was disappointed because I wanted full on WOO-HOO and got mediocre WOO-POO, however, the one good thing to come out of it is that because shooting went on for soo long Dougray Scott, who played one of the least threatening effeminate villain phucboi's to ever disgrace the screen, had to drop out of Bryan "I frick twinks" Singers first X-Men movie as Wolverine and thank frick because that zero charisma non-entity would have sucked harder than the event horizon of a black hole or Harry Knowles mouth at a buffet.

      But at least it had a cool soundtrack.

      In 2006 Cruise came back with M:I-3 and played it safe from there on out. He hired Jar Jar "wienernose" Abrams to Direct, based on his pilot for LOST, and his cabal of typewriter monkey's Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman to script what was a rip-off of True Lies, with Ethan Hunt's girlfriend not knowing he was a spy, and the usual mystery box Macguffin that they can't even be bothered to explain why it's soo important, IT JUST IS OKAY SO SHUT YOUR FRICKING FILTHY prostitute MOUTH AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS OR I WILL END YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, GOT THAT wienerSUCKER!?!

      After that the movies' settled into what felt like generic Tom Clancy escapades with Hunt now having a team of his own that would follow him from there on out while picking up a few new members along the way. One of the things that was daring about the first M:I was that they killed most of the team but haven't snuffed a single one since then which robs the films of any real dramatic weight that although they try to save as many people as they can, that doesn't mean everyone, including themselves.

      Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol was released in 2011 and Directed by Brad Bird, famous for being a former Simpsons writer but also the creator of the much loved animated features The Iron Giant and Pixar's The Incredibles yet had never Directed a live action feature before. Regardless the movie was a hit and bucked the trend of diminishing returns as usually happens with sequels. Problem is that it started having that generic feel creeping in which continued with the next two films Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation and M:I - Fallout, both of which were Directed by Christopher McQuarrie, most famous for winning a Best Screenplay Oscar for for The Usual Suspects (Directed by the before mentioned Bryan "ten is too old" Singer) when Andrew Kevin Walker's script Se7en was superior.

      McQuarrie has absolutely no vision or style which is why his M:I movies, although successful, are just bland actions films that I couldn't get invested in. M:I-3 was the last movie of this franchise that I saw at the theater but I'm tempted to see Dead Reckoning Part 1 simply because of good word of mouth (along with the casting of Pom Klementieff and Hayley Atwell fapfapfap) but it apparently also ties into the first movie somewhat with Henry Czerny (who played Eugene Kittridge, the director of IMF in M:I-1) returning and feels like Cruise is trying to bring everything full-circle while I'm willing to bet that after M:I - DR 1 & 2 he's looking to retire the series as he's not getting any younger and probably doesn't want it to go the way of Indiana Jones and the Dilator of Dysentery.

      So I'm willing to give this movie a shot especially after seeing Top Gun Maverick which was both entertaining and satisfying while I never did care for the original but it's sequel was a refreshing reminder that stories don't need to be complicated, just told in a simple way with earnestness and sincerity without the current ironic/sarcastic/nihilistic SJW trash dedicated to tearing down and deconstructing every legacy character in cinema, especially if they're a white straight male, and why Feminazi's and the media were attacking the movie and calling it Right Wing Nazi Incel Chud Maga Trump supporter propaganda because it drove them fricking insane that they weren't able to destroy something people care about by polluting it with identity politics like they have with everything else from movies to tv shows, videogames, comic books and Western Civilization in general.

      So it's important that Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning 1 & 2 are successful as it will counter the media narrative that movies starring white straight men are failures as Kathleen Kennedy sought out to prove by deliberately sabotaging Solo and Indiana Jones 5 by creating production chaos and spending soo much money that there was no way either would be able to make a profit while both being complete and utter fricking shit that didn't draw in audiences which is why they bombed.

      That's all I've got for now!!!FACT!!!

      Here's a (You) for the effort, namegay

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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