Even worse, some of them were real but they completely made up shit about the victim to make them look like a completely moronic butthole who deserved it
>A man named Donny was a fellow who constantly got laughed out of the men's locker room and out of the bedroom for his "small crotch rocket.". Donny wants to impress women with a "large package." Knowing his penis won't cut it, he uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. The ladies and some men were drawn to his "package." However, he ties the sausage so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually traveling to his lungs, killing him at a nightclub.
>"For Donny, size mattered a little too much. But for one night, this tiny, tiny man had something special between his legs...something to die for."
Some of the stories were definitely true, they just dramatized the characters in the story to make them less sympathetic to feel okay making fun of them. The one about the guy who used to throw himself against the office tower glass panes and ended up breaking through and falling hundreds of feet to the street is a well known event that happened where I live in Toronto
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>you now remembered they parodied mel gibson during his cellphone call drama and made an episode where he gets prolapsed by a hot tub jet
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cellphone call drama? did he got his guts sucked out during a phone call or something?
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no remember he had a phone call leak and said something about Black folk and israelites? the was a 1000 ways to die episode where they parodied him and his death was that he say on a hot tub jet (somehow directly anus first) and it sucked his colon out of his ass
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ah yeah i remember now, they "killed" him just for being based? man what is wrong with america?
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the tv execs were from a certain tribe
That's actually happened to people. Happened to a little girl at a swimming pool. More sad than funny though
it happens to women (and girls) in particular because they like how it feels on their pussy. they dont know that they have to avoid the jets sucking in
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wait so that reference mac makes in always sunny about a girl getting stuck in one actually happened? thats disturbing
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That's actually happened to people. Happened to a little girl at a swimming pool. More sad than funny though
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>e say on a hot tub jet (somehow directly anus first) and it sucked his colon out of his ass
this is literally a plot point in an episode of its always sunny. it doesnt happen to anyone but Mac brings it up more than once in the episode its mentioned in
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at the end of the episode he finds the thing and sits on it
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ok true but his colon doesnt come out
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There were others based loosely off stories where somebody survived, but details got changed to make it end in death. Like the one of the trucker that got inflated, in real life the guy was inflated through his skin but they made the tv one get the hose up his butt and explode.
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>Garry Hoy (January 28, 1954 – July 9, 1993) was a Canadian lawyer who died when he fell from the 24th floor of his office building at the Toronto-Dominion Centre in Toronto, Ontario. In an attempt to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the building's glass windows were unbreakable, he threw himself against the glass. The glass did not break when he hit it, but the window frame gave way and Hoy fell to his death.[1]
what a dumbass kek
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>he one about the guy who used to throw himself against the office tower glass panes and ended up breaking through and falling hundreds of feet to the street is a well known event that happened where I live in Toronto
This was also a mythbusters episode. I think they (wrongly) tested the glass breaking instead of the frame giving way. Still deemed it plausible.
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Growing up i always thought they picked a way someone could die, and trked to make the most interesting funny, out of this world way for that scenario to happen.
It was a lot of fun, did not need to be real honestly.
I know a lot of them were true or at least based on existing stories.
They did one about a Brewer that kicked a safe or cask too hard and the toe injury killed him, which is the common story of how Jack Daniel, the guy behind the company, died.
its not the actual gore that gets me, its the doctor explaining stuff in full detail, i can watch those cartel execution videos all day but just dont give me the details.
I think what you have to do is start gradually replacing it with smaller and smaller sausages throughout the night so that she just thinks she was imagining things earlier when she thought you had a 12 incher.
okay, your reply prompted me to do that
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cowboy-heart/
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>Snopes
I'm not clicking that shit homie
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I counter with fishman https://www.thefullquid.com/2013/09/03/fish-man/
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Isn’t that the site that claimed Biden didn’t wear a construction hat backwards? Weird thing to lie about
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They lie about "their guys" all the time, this one always comes to mind
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It really is incredible how hard Snopes shit the bed in 2016 onwards.
Went straight from "That's a common misconception" to "NOOOOOO STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!"
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I miss being young and snopes was mainly for reading urban legends hahaha
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SOUL
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I gotta invest in sunlife
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>ummmm yikes but what really is "terrorism"? Can you define that? Are you certified to define it? What's your degree in?
Adding to my collection of when literally anyone tries to use snopes as anything but for mocking
okay, your reply prompted me to do that
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cowboy-heart/
snopes existed when this show aired. ITS FAKEgays are just boring homosexuals. why watch anything if you’re just going to say how fake everything is? 1000 ways to die was always entertainment
>The cabin is pressurized to match what it is at ground level.
You ever take a water bottle or a bag of chips onto a plane?
You can see the difference yourself.
He made a "fish suit" which was basically a wetsuit with fins and the legs sown together, mask too got to the river and put in on in the carpark and started hopping towards the river, it was a really hot day he didn't make it, the fishman died because he couldn't get to the water in time, you can't make this shit up
>wants to become a fish >dies because he can't get in the water
Make fun of the man all you want, but he achieved his dreams beyond anyone's expectation
He was a German Librarian (8 years Librarian Science degree). He definitely had many nights to contemplate his research on the inflatable air mattress suit.
>During his swim, he urinates and gets a candiru stuck in his penis. He forcibly pulls the fish out, causing him to shred his penis and bleed from his urethra and attracting a school of hungry piranhas that eat him alive.
There's two episodes I remember. First one was a couple of high school boys who wanted to get high and they thought they had found a hallucinogenic plant in the wild. They took it home with them and smoked it but died cause it was a poisonous look-alike. The second was a horny woman who had a thing for a dude who ran the produce aisle at her local grocery store and so she bought a carrot to frick herself with. Her vegana shaved some pieces of the carrot off and rotted inside of here where it started an infection that spread through the rest of her body.
Besides not having children there's basically no real trade off. Homos are just as annoying and mental as women so I never really felt like I was missing out.
Frick and now I remember another one where some fat dude was sitting on a commode, farting and when he struck a match to light a cigarette he caused the bathroom he was in to explode.
Frick and now I remember another one where some fat dude was sitting on a commode, farting and when he struck a match to light a cigarette he caused the bathroom he was in to explode.
Fake. That's the same one from Israel. A guy was smoking on the toilet but using lysol or some shit to mask the smell from his wife by spraying it directly in the toilet. He went to put his smoke in the water and bewm
>Her vegana shaved some pieces of the carrot off and rotted inside of here where it started an infection that spread through the rest of her body.
Dude what a fricking way to go out. I wouldn't be able to do anything but cry I'd be so fricking pissed at myself. Just of all the stupidest fricking ways to never start a family or make it to old age.
Well yeah it's an awful show.
The production value is total garbage and it's filled with that 2000's style over use of audio and video effects to make everything XTREME.
I didn't see them all but my clearest memory of the show is the woman whole was fricking around with a scarf and got it caught in fan blades that hung her as she was swinging around
You haven't seen the show so you don't know they frame the deaths at all. You can watch it and be detached and not laugh at anything. Just observe it from a point of curiosity. But I respect not wanting to subject yourself to that content in the first place. If that's your gut feeling then there's nothing wrong with sticking with it.
you will die, I like to think that at least some of these idiots had a moment of clarity thinking >holy shit this is how i'm going out? thats fricking hilarious
when I go I wouldn't mind thinking in my last moments its fricking funny
>Nicky, a.k.a. "The Predicament", was a hard, loud, and obnoxious man, he liked to work on his 1985 Chevrolet Camaro with music ear-splitting loud, operating cooling fans next to his fake gold necklace, smoking next to exposed gas and risking being crushed under his car. One day Nicky started to work on his car and his neighbor came out to ask him to turn down the music but he didn't, Nicky got under his car with less than a week to prepare it for the summer on the New Jersey shore, then the neighbor came out furious because of the loud music and told Nicky that she would call the police but Nicky's music was so loud that she didn't hear it nor that the sweeper was approaching and he was about to learn why it was called "death metal", Nicky got out from under his car and his dolly carried him towards the sweeper causing his body to be crushed and absorbed into the 3.6 cubic yard hopper while his neighbor watched in horror and the sweeper gave Nicky his well-deserved death.
>and the sweeper gave Nicky his well-deserved death.
do they mean one of these? and how the frick did he roll from his car to the middle of the street? and why did the sweeper driver not stop? and did he really deserve to die for playing Death Metal? i think there are some plotholes in this one
>and the sweeper gave Nicky his well-deserved death.
do they mean one of these? and how the frick did he roll from his car to the middle of the street? and why did the sweeper driver not stop? and did he really deserve to die for playing Death Metal? i think there are some plotholes in this one
Only 1 i remember is a guy who was fat and did not want to train.
So he hooked up a industrial vac and tried to suck the fat cells out of him.
Ended up sucking his organs out of his body.
Could have been one of the stories that they faked. Because i am sure nobody could be stupid enough.
I had trouble getting into 1,000 Ways to Die.
Too many of the deaths in the show were either freak accidents or just run-of-the-mill ignorance. And they still try to play it up like it's the most hilarious thing ever.
Like one episode was "Joey Jimbob Shabadoo tried to clean his bathroom. *WHOOSH* But this EPIC DUMBASS mixed bleach and ammonia together. *WHOOSH* and didn't properly ventilate the room! *GONG*"
The sad part is that around that same point in time, the Darwin Awards almost got their own reality show, too, but it fell through for some reason. I suspect 1,000 ways to Die was created just as a way to skirt royalties. Which really sucks, because Darwin Awards actually has consistently good content. My favorite death from that is probably the one where a guy stole the protective layer from a Ski Lift pylon, then rode it down the hill like a sled and then ran into the very pylon he stole it from.
The guy who blew himself up on the toilet was a predatory piece of shit who kept a literal slave in his home and beat her. You deserve to have people laugh at your death if you're a bastard or a moron. Everyone in this show was both
>The guy who blew himself up on the toilet was a predatory piece of shit who kept a literal slave in his home and beat her.
You're thinking of a different guy.
This wasn't "exploding toilet" territory, this was literally just "Newly wed tries to impress his wife by doing the cleaning for her and suffocates himself to death from the attempt to make her happy".
It's actually kind of a sad one and probably one of the more common household accidents out there. but they play it up like he was the dumbest bastard on the planet.
https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Trailer_Trashed
I always assumed that 1000 Ways to Die found odd deaths, and then manufactured funny or weird scenarios that would lead to the death.
IE: Bleach/ammonia cleaning mix-up, and they just make up this fake backstory of guy cleaning the RV for his new wife
I remember the story of a lawyer who tried to show off how strong his window is and fell to death when it came off the pane. He died on my birthday and he shared my name. spooky.
Wait how did he die??? Did the fat chick not realise she was killing him?? That's so fricked up she's making love to the guy not knowing she's ending his fricking life man
Sorry to ruin your mood, man. I guess that's why the show changes things to make the stories hilarious and reduce empathy in the viewer. I just like to go further and see if there are any truths to them.
It's just weird, this woman killed a little kid and she is trying to play the victim while obviously lying about it and the more she talks the more you realize what a monster this person really is. It's unsettling. The look on the cute cops gave says it all.
This show was so mean spirited >guy goes to a party and is shown to be a bit of a buzzkill >a fricking meteor excavates his chest >haha nerd got what he deserved for not being a cool guy at a party
The one that fricked me up was when a bunch of Cholos brought their friend who got shot into a local clinic, probably a veterinary one, but ended up either beating the doc unconscious or killing them, so when they tried to intubate their bro they put the air pump down the esophagus rather than the trachea and ended up Dig-Dug-ing the motherfricker.
I remember a segment about a Russian guy who got drunk and fricked some kind of rodent which somehow caused his demise. Afterwards an expert came on and explained that although alcohol lowers your inhibitions it doesn't override your sexual preferences —implying he'd frick the squirrel-thing even if he was sober.
there was another episode where some guy goes camping and gets shitface drunk and stumbles upon a furry orgy in the woods and tries to frick one of the furries but gets told to leave then he runs into a bear and thinks its a girl in a fursuit and tries to frick it and gets mauled
I think i remember that episode. Basically him some other dude and a chick were camping outside of chernobyl or some shit and they are both trying to frick the girl but she picks his buddy over him. After that I'm pretty sure he fricks a raccoon out of sexual frustration and it bites his dick off.
I like how they always went out of their way to make the deceased look like shitheads to make it seem like they deserved their untimely end.
>that episode where the guy and his gf decide to cook/eat garden snails because they want to experience french dining >they later die of brain parasites and the guy admits as he is dying that he was secretly gay only attracted to his gf because she had a flat chest and short hair which reminded him of little boys
also >that episode where the 2 taliban terrorists are in their hideout making bombs and they fall asleep watching seinfeld while cooking up a batch of explosives and end up blowing themselves up
show was unfiltered kino, truly a relic of its time
>the guy admits as he is dying that he was secretly gay only attracted to his gf because she had a flat chest and short hair which reminded him of little boys
when I was a kid my mom was watching one of those forensic files type shows where a woman who was married to a serial killer realized during the trial that was the reason he married her. Even in her 60s she was one of the most androgynous women I've ever seen, even more so in the flashback pics.
Frick I read a book about that. Some mexican guy who shaves all the hair from his body and sleeps in silk sheets or some shit would use dyke-y looking runners as a cover to kill more attractive women for some reason. Of course one of the flat chests apprehends him.
>the guy admits as he is dying that he was secretly gay only attracted to his gf because she had a flat chest and short hair which reminded him of little boys
when I was a kid my mom was watching one of those forensic files type shows where a woman who was married to a serial killer realized during the trial that was the reason he married her. Even in her 60s she was one of the most androgynous women I've ever seen, even more so in the flashback pics.
damn, that's tough, but would be even worse with manly women in 2024, can't even be sure they didn't troon out
Yeah Spike tv especially in its early days when they made OC content were great shitposting shows.
Deadliest Warrior was another one >Pirate vs Knight >Knight win's like 92% of the time because he can just shoot the knight >Spartan vs Ninja >Spartan runs off full 300 hype and kills ninja like 75% of the time just through the use of his impenetrable shield
Those 2 episodes alone caused so much shitposting you had simultaneous Deadliest Warriors threads on multiple boards with raiding going on between the winners and losers.
I remember they did an episode that was literally "samurai vs hoodlum" where they pit a fully armored samurai with a katana against a typical thug with a glock. All signs pointed that the thug would win but in the reenactment they had the samurai deflect the bullet and kill the thug because they deemed that there was a 3% chance of it happening or something and gave the victory to the samurai.
There was also one where a guy tries to get a blow job from the filter pipe in a pool that sucks out the water and he slips and ends up sitting on the pipe and it sucks out his organs through he butthole or something. Some of those deaths were wacky as frick, hard to think they're based on real cases.
there was a story written for playboy years ago about a guy who sits on a pool filter to simulate getting his ass eaten and it disembowels him
i thought it was written by hunter s thompson but i cant find it now
That one episode where there was some addict who liked to dip his gum in a flavor powder but mixed it up with an explosive powder by accident. The actual guy who died was actually lot more polished.
Other episodes I recall
Woman dying from lightning after wearing a metal bra in the rain.
Woman dying from a shit ton of leeches after escaping prison or the border.
Man dying from a latex infection while being in a latex suit at a sex club.
Man accidentally kills himself with a blank after scaring his daughter and her boyfriend with the gun
A group of women doing the chubby bunny challenge and one of them died choking to melted marshmallows.
Woman who tore her stomach eating a lot of food before trying to purge it in the toilet.
Woman dying from a taser in her pussy because she thought the gift from her girlfriend was a sex toy.
the one where the guy gets stuck hanging upside down raiding a garage and eventually died from blood pooling i never forgot, it got to me when i was young
the gum one i think about all the time and its so incredibly moronic he had flavor powder right next to death powder and fricked up his dunk
Oh frick me, I just remember a very stupid episode. There was a woman who very badly wanted a promotion and she drank a lot of energy drinks. Her white boss said he would give it to her if she suck him off and she said no. Later she caught her boss getting a blowjob from her black male coworker. He got the promotion instead and she was livid, she argued with her boss until she got a heart attack thanks to the energy drinks
for me it's the slip-n-slide with a nail sticking out of it
if I recall correctly some dude ripped his abdomen open and his entrails got caught on the nail as he's sliding along
horrifying
>the dude who choked on a pool cueball >the old dude who got beaned with a giant piece of hail >the dude who got hit by the meteor >notMel Gibson getting his butthole caught in the pool intake and ducking his intestines out
These ones I remember the most aside from the other few ones like exploding plane breasts and suffocated by hamplanet.
Oh also the guys who were playing Russian roulette and all won but they had a landline buried under their hut and it went off when they started jumping in victory
i cant believe nobody has mentioned the one where two morons are playing with a samurai sword and the guy hits a power line with it and dies and if he missed the power line he would've killed his friend instead
I still remember one about a broke single mother entering a contest hosted by a radio emitter
the participant who drank the most water won a Nintendo DS or something
she really wanted to win it for her son
she died in the process
sad one
also one about a fat woman taking a dump on a plane toilet, only her large arse created a vacuum seal on the seat so she got her intestines sucked out
oh and the classic one about a woman's scarf getting tangled on the wheel of her car
>guy snorts fire ants that eat his brain >guy lights himself on fire with cigarette while recuperating from 1st degree burns he sustained by lighting his bed on fire with a cigarette >man and woman to nervous to have sex >take ecstasy to get more into it >have passionate mindblowing sex >both of their hearts stop and they die >two japs rocking out to death metal 30 stories up >one accidentally falls out of his window >the other one in a tribute to death metal jumps out after him >man takes slip and slide >you think he's going to get electrocuted >turns out there's a nail sticking out of the slide >it disembowels him >guy accidentally feeds himself feet first into a woodchipper
FFS human beings really don't deserve any of the credit we give ourselves
>man and woman arguing via text >neither is looking at what they're doing >he's driving to pick her up and she's walking to the pick up spot >he runs her over
lmao
>man takes slip and slide >you think he's going to get electrocuted >turns out there's a nail sticking out of the slide >it disembowels him
I remember that one! It was horrifying.
I knew a kid that had something like that happen with a nail.
We used to play touch football at a boys and girls club in some old catholic school hall, one time he goes for a slide and catches a nail that stuck out from the old warped wood and shredded a big line all up his calf. Nasty scar afterwards.
>two japs rocking out to death metal 30 stories up >>one accidentally falls out of his window >>the other one in a tribute to death metal jumps out after him
brutal. kek.
>the yoga lady who farted and drove her customers away and wound up stuck in her human pretzel position to where she tumbled down the stairs to her death and drowned in a fountain >old lady that died from corn oil being used as filler that deformed her face >a guy operating on a stripper gets burnt to death when he accidentally lights her fart in getting too close to her ass
The chick that got implants that exploded thanks to the altitude of the plane, the dude that was watersliding and he got rekt by a nail and the alcohol enema always come to mind.
Man steals women's breast milk to drink, has some kind of allergic reaction or something and dies.
The gamer who sat down 24/7 for a month, lost an online game, stood up really quickly and suffered a heart attack
>furry getting mauled by a bear he tried to frick >girl suffocates on a fish that flew into her mouth >coomer guy dies of latex allergy while wearing a gimp suit >peeping tom gets his neck broken on a door when watching a women fricking herself with a popsicle
>the one where the ABDL fetish man dies from suffocating in getting his head stuck in the crib rail, or maybe it was a broken neck from it falling on him or some shit
I remember a good one where two punks were making out between their cars while driving alongside one another and had their tongue bars lock up then got their necks broken when their cars tried to split a telephone pole or something of that sort.
No one remembered about that one guy who had fetishes about smelling other people shit. He waited for a big fat guy to get out of a public bathroom, then put his head inside the toilet. His head get stuck while the door is locked and he dies due lack of oxigen. 10/10 most avoiable death in the show
there was also that one girl who died because a guy vomited to much in her mouth, causing her to choke to death.
The one I remember it's about the guy that was paranoid about being home-invaded , so he installed traps all over his house, but what he didn't know was that he sleepwalked and one of his own traps got him
New JFS gf just dropped.
>1000 ways to die
>doesnt have 1000 episodes
Weren't there multiple deaths per episode?
There were.
By my estimate, the show only listed 517 ways to die(and 13 ways to live).
>13 ways to live
were they stupid or smart?
It's like 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd, that poor boy probably died as a dog 15 years ago.
What, he never turned back into a bully? wtf
Baskin Roberts took this show premise and made a horrible Western movie about it
they showed like 3 or 4 deaths per episode
And had less than 80 episodes.
they killed a lot of people offscreen
also they admitted that most of them were completely made up by the writers thinking up of crazy ways to die.
Even worse, some of them were real but they completely made up shit about the victim to make them look like a completely moronic butthole who deserved it
>Killbasa
dude used surgical tubing to strap a 12 inch sausage to his leg and died on the dance floor from circulation
>A man named Donny was a fellow who constantly got laughed out of the men's locker room and out of the bedroom for his "small crotch rocket.". Donny wants to impress women with a "large package." Knowing his penis won't cut it, he uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. The ladies and some men were drawn to his "package." However, he ties the sausage so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually traveling to his lungs, killing him at a nightclub.
>"For Donny, size mattered a little too much. But for one night, this tiny, tiny man had something special between his legs...something to die for."
kino
How would he not feel the circulation getting cut off in his leg? I'm starting to think that some of these stories aren't really true.
He was in a club. The guy was either drunk or coked out of his mind
Or, you know, the story is fake.
>no fun allowed
Prove it's fake or stop posting
why would the tv lie to me?
Some of the stories were definitely true, they just dramatized the characters in the story to make them less sympathetic to feel okay making fun of them. The one about the guy who used to throw himself against the office tower glass panes and ended up breaking through and falling hundreds of feet to the street is a well known event that happened where I live in Toronto
>you now remembered they parodied mel gibson during his cellphone call drama and made an episode where he gets prolapsed by a hot tub jet
cellphone call drama? did he got his guts sucked out during a phone call or something?
no remember he had a phone call leak and said something about Black folk and israelites? the was a 1000 ways to die episode where they parodied him and his death was that he say on a hot tub jet (somehow directly anus first) and it sucked his colon out of his ass
ah yeah i remember now, they "killed" him just for being based? man what is wrong with america?
the tv execs were from a certain tribe
it happens to women (and girls) in particular because they like how it feels on their pussy. they dont know that they have to avoid the jets sucking in
wait so that reference mac makes in always sunny about a girl getting stuck in one actually happened? thats disturbing
That's actually happened to people. Happened to a little girl at a swimming pool. More sad than funny though
>e say on a hot tub jet (somehow directly anus first) and it sucked his colon out of his ass
this is literally a plot point in an episode of its always sunny. it doesnt happen to anyone but Mac brings it up more than once in the episode its mentioned in
at the end of the episode he finds the thing and sits on it
ok true but his colon doesnt come out
There were others based loosely off stories where somebody survived, but details got changed to make it end in death. Like the one of the trucker that got inflated, in real life the guy was inflated through his skin but they made the tv one get the hose up his butt and explode.
>Garry Hoy (January 28, 1954 – July 9, 1993) was a Canadian lawyer who died when he fell from the 24th floor of his office building at the Toronto-Dominion Centre in Toronto, Ontario. In an attempt to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the building's glass windows were unbreakable, he threw himself against the glass. The glass did not break when he hit it, but the window frame gave way and Hoy fell to his death.[1]
what a dumbass kek
>he one about the guy who used to throw himself against the office tower glass panes and ended up breaking through and falling hundreds of feet to the street is a well known event that happened where I live in Toronto
This was also a mythbusters episode. I think they (wrongly) tested the glass breaking instead of the frame giving way. Still deemed it plausible.
Growing up i always thought they picked a way someone could die, and trked to make the most interesting funny, out of this world way for that scenario to happen.
It was a lot of fun, did not need to be real honestly.
I know a lot of them were true or at least based on existing stories.
They did one about a Brewer that kicked a safe or cask too hard and the toe injury killed him, which is the common story of how Jack Daniel, the guy behind the company, died.
>I'm starting to think that some of these stories aren't really true.
hey now
I know, I know! But do you really think people would go on television and tell tall tales? It really shakes my trust in Spike TV and Paramount.
>The ladies and some men were drawn to his "package.
yeah the idea that more women would be approaching him than homos is also not believable
They started making shit up.
They only had about 70 real ways to die and had to sure up the numbers
How dare you question the artistry and journalistic integrity of the fine folks at Spike TV.
When I read this I heard this guy's voice.
He looks exactly like I thought he would
I loved him in Bad Santa
>You guys are so fricked
Didn't Ron Pearlman narrate this show?
>"Yo, lil' Donny!...."
i dont mind watching gore (real life gore) and shit but when they start explaining in detail what happened i start getting nauseous
Does your boyfriend have to console you?
its not the actual gore that gets me, its the doctor explaining stuff in full detail, i can watch those cartel execution videos all day but just dont give me the details.
did he think the women were still going to frick him after taking off his pants seeing he has a tiny wiener and a sausage strapped to his leg
I think what you have to do is start gradually replacing it with smaller and smaller sausages throughout the night so that she just thinks she was imagining things earlier when she thought you had a 12 incher.
The ultimate gaslight
this is my clubbing getup from now on
>Daddy, would you like some sausage?
he just wanted to feel powerful for a while
Start sausagemaxxing
>got laughed out of the men's locker room
...why were homies looking at his junk ?
The guy who electrocuted himself trying to frick a cow's heart hooked up to a car battery
was he trying to revive the heart in some weird Elizabethan era Frankenstein experiments?
He wanted it to pulse on his dick
Every man turns into Thomas Edison when he's serious about emptying his nuts.
12v and 24v can not electrocute anyone. must be a fake tv show
>hurr it's fake! It's fake! Stop laughing and enjoying yourselves!!!
Bet you've got loads of friends
a tv show like this wouldn't fly in 2024 because people would just google the possibility of things
And yet you haven't found any evidence that they're fake. Can't you just Google it and tell us?
but they are real go ahead and look up any of the ones mentioned in this thread
okay, your reply prompted me to do that
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cowboy-heart/
>Snopes
I'm not clicking that shit homie
I counter with fishman https://www.thefullquid.com/2013/09/03/fish-man/
Isn’t that the site that claimed Biden didn’t wear a construction hat backwards? Weird thing to lie about
They lie about "their guys" all the time, this one always comes to mind
It really is incredible how hard Snopes shit the bed in 2016 onwards.
Went straight from "That's a common misconception" to "NOOOOOO STOP NOTICING THINGS!!!"
I miss being young and snopes was mainly for reading urban legends hahaha
SOUL
I gotta invest in sunlife
>ummmm yikes but what really is "terrorism"? Can you define that? Are you certified to define it? What's your degree in?
Adding to my collection of when literally anyone tries to use snopes as anything but for mocking
snopes existed when this show aired. ITS FAKEgays are just boring homosexuals. why watch anything if you’re just going to say how fake everything is? 1000 ways to die was always entertainment
>12v and 24v can not electrocute anyone.
A 9v battery can electrocute you to death.
What a way to go.
The guy who drowned in dicky.
i like the one where a woman gets water ballon breast implants and they explode when she rides a plane
That makes no fricking sense. The cabin is pressurized to match what it is at ground level.
the only thing i remember about the explanation is that the implants expanded during take off
Then why do your ears pop?
sky gnomes?
I see, and they're allergic to chewing gum. That makes sense.
>The cabin is pressurized to match what it is at ground level.
You ever take a water bottle or a bag of chips onto a plane?
You can see the difference yourself.
no, i fly like bam margera. no luggage, just the clothes you're wearing
Why would you be wearing my clothes?
Its pressurized over a certain altitude. They usually don't pressurize it when takeoff and landing.
The guy who wanted to be a fish and died of heat exhaustion before he got to the water
Lmao, what?
He made a "fish suit" which was basically a wetsuit with fins and the legs sown together, mask too got to the river and put in on in the carpark and started hopping towards the river, it was a really hot day he didn't make it, the fishman died because he couldn't get to the water in time, you can't make this shit up
>you can't make this shit up
Really now?
there was a guy in germany that wrapped himself in those american cheese slices, put on a wetsuit and also died of overheating (im not making this up)
Why does he wear the cheese?
is not easy being cheesy
He just wanted to test the elasticity of American "cheese product"
He should have waited until the trans bullshit the tax payer would have paid for his surgery.
he was german too degenerate fricks
nobody knew back then how insane the world was gonna get.
Rent Free
facebook reels tier post
R-RENT FREE!!! *grits teeth*
He flew (flopped) too close to the sun.
I chuckled
underrated
>wants to become a fish
>dies because he can't get in the water
Make fun of the man all you want, but he achieved his dreams beyond anyone's expectation
based mentally ill fishman
He was a German Librarian (8 years Librarian Science degree). He definitely had many nights to contemplate his research on the inflatable air mattress suit.
>the fishman died because he couldn't get to the water in time,
that's oddly poetic
>a fricking german
of course
>During his swim, he urinates and gets a candiru stuck in his penis. He forcibly pulls the fish out, causing him to shred his penis and bleed from his urethra and attracting a school of hungry piranhas that eat him alive.
This one is made up
No. It happened in the Auschwitz swimming pool. That man was my grandfather.
GOD DAMN THOSE NAZIS
>a school of hungry piranhas that eat him alive.
yeah nah
>the girl who got run over by a truck because she stopped to give a dead racoon mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
The guy high on mushrooms who wanders into a furry orgy and tries to rape a real bear before being mauled to death.
What in the God damn...
These bears got themselves in a (bee)hivemind
Fools rarely differ.
Great minds think alike
So-called free thinkers when a bear is mentioned
There's two episodes I remember. First one was a couple of high school boys who wanted to get high and they thought they had found a hallucinogenic plant in the wild. They took it home with them and smoked it but died cause it was a poisonous look-alike. The second was a horny woman who had a thing for a dude who ran the produce aisle at her local grocery store and so she bought a carrot to frick herself with. Her vegana shaved some pieces of the carrot off and rotted inside of here where it started an infection that spread through the rest of her body.
Do women really not clean out dey pussy?
t. homosexual
It's not something we discuss with them
maybe half do
normally you arent supposed to have shit inside the pussy to clean out
Fat b***hes gotta take extra care of their gash or that shit gets stinky, quick
>homosexual
allow me to show you this redpilled movie:
https://rumble.com/v4uomzo-aids-the-judgement-of-god-full-documentary.html
I mean its pretty hypocritical to b***h about that when half of hetros have herpes or hep.
Nah homosexuals equally have the same stis that straights do. You people can't even wipe your ass righg
the amount of straight guys that will proudly state they wipe once and pull their pants up is insane
Cope for being a homo. You’ll never be on par with us.
Besides not having children there's basically no real trade off. Homos are just as annoying and mental as women so I never really felt like I was missing out.
>Faithful Word Baptist Church
he marries interratial couples tho he's a phoney
anon misremembered, she cut the cucumber wrong and a tiny piece slit her pussy allowing oxygen to flow into her heart, killing her
I've had a lot of cuts and none injected air into my veins.
they secrete mucus so they're supposed to self clean. You are not supposed to put soap in the vegana
Frick and now I remember another one where some fat dude was sitting on a commode, farting and when he struck a match to light a cigarette he caused the bathroom he was in to explode.
Oh come on now lol
His junkie slave had poured industrial chemicals down the toilet and didn't flush it. He threw a cigarette into the bowl and it went kaboom
Fake. That's the same one from Israel. A guy was smoking on the toilet but using lysol or some shit to mask the smell from his wife by spraying it directly in the toilet. He went to put his smoke in the water and bewm
>Her vegana shaved some pieces of the carrot off and rotted inside of here where it started an infection that spread through the rest of her body.
Dude what a fricking way to go out. I wouldn't be able to do anything but cry I'd be so fricking pissed at myself. Just of all the stupidest fricking ways to never start a family or make it to old age.
Reddit really doesn't like this show lmao
Well yeah it's an awful show.
The production value is total garbage and it's filled with that 2000's style over use of audio and video effects to make everything XTREME.
i remember reddit seething about the vietcong vs waffen ss deadliest warrior episode. guess who won
I didn't see them all but my clearest memory of the show is the woman whole was fricking around with a scarf and got it caught in fan blades that hung her as she was swinging around
I won’t watch this show because the nature of it is to make fun of people who died.
idiots anon its making fun of idiots who died
im sorry, are you telling me you dont find people dying in stupid ways funny?
are you even human?
Not that anon but no, I don’t find people dying funny.
clearly you never heard of the way the guy who wrote the dictionary died, it was a paper cut
I don’t know, it’s just not funny to me if it ends in a death.
You haven't seen the show so you don't know they frame the deaths at all. You can watch it and be detached and not laugh at anything. Just observe it from a point of curiosity. But I respect not wanting to subject yourself to that content in the first place. If that's your gut feeling then there's nothing wrong with sticking with it.
But all life ends in death
you will die, I like to think that at least some of these idiots had a moment of clarity thinking
>holy shit this is how i'm going out? thats fricking hilarious
when I go I wouldn't mind thinking in my last moments its fricking funny
well, it sounds like you are a homosexual, do you like to suck wiener anon?
>Nicky, a.k.a. "The Predicament", was a hard, loud, and obnoxious man, he liked to work on his 1985 Chevrolet Camaro with music ear-splitting loud, operating cooling fans next to his fake gold necklace, smoking next to exposed gas and risking being crushed under his car. One day Nicky started to work on his car and his neighbor came out to ask him to turn down the music but he didn't, Nicky got under his car with less than a week to prepare it for the summer on the New Jersey shore, then the neighbor came out furious because of the loud music and told Nicky that she would call the police but Nicky's music was so loud that she didn't hear it nor that the sweeper was approaching and he was about to learn why it was called "death metal", Nicky got out from under his car and his dolly carried him towards the sweeper causing his body to be crushed and absorbed into the 3.6 cubic yard hopper while his neighbor watched in horror and the sweeper gave Nicky his well-deserved death.
I wish I could live life to the fullest, just for one day
>and the sweeper gave Nicky his well-deserved death.
do they mean one of these? and how the frick did he roll from his car to the middle of the street? and why did the sweeper driver not stop? and did he really deserve to die for playing Death Metal? i think there are some plotholes in this one
Nicky's car was curbside
>Nicky's car was curbside
ok, that's kind of moronic then
sorry, forgot pic
Only 1 i remember is a guy who was fat and did not want to train.
So he hooked up a industrial vac and tried to suck the fat cells out of him.
Ended up sucking his organs out of his body.
Could have been one of the stories that they faked. Because i am sure nobody could be stupid enough.
>nobody could be stupid enough
Most of the deaths happen in America
Well we did have that real proven case of the gay gay going to an MRI with a metal buttplug inside his ass. I remember it trending a few months ago.
No, DIY liposuctions happen from time to time.
In my hometown a woman tried to give herself fuller lips by sticking mouth in a vacuum cleaner nozzle. She didn't die but people are that stupid.
i have vage memories of a death that involved cum, like the guy came all over his bed or something, does anybody know which one that is?
What was his fricking problem?
Overconfidence.
I had trouble getting into 1,000 Ways to Die.
Too many of the deaths in the show were either freak accidents or just run-of-the-mill ignorance. And they still try to play it up like it's the most hilarious thing ever.
Like one episode was "Joey Jimbob Shabadoo tried to clean his bathroom. *WHOOSH* But this EPIC DUMBASS mixed bleach and ammonia together. *WHOOSH* and didn't properly ventilate the room! *GONG*"
The sad part is that around that same point in time, the Darwin Awards almost got their own reality show, too, but it fell through for some reason. I suspect 1,000 ways to Die was created just as a way to skirt royalties. Which really sucks, because Darwin Awards actually has consistently good content. My favorite death from that is probably the one where a guy stole the protective layer from a Ski Lift pylon, then rode it down the hill like a sled and then ran into the very pylon he stole it from.
The guy who blew himself up on the toilet was a predatory piece of shit who kept a literal slave in his home and beat her. You deserve to have people laugh at your death if you're a bastard or a moron. Everyone in this show was both
>The guy who blew himself up on the toilet was a predatory piece of shit who kept a literal slave in his home and beat her.
You're thinking of a different guy.
This wasn't "exploding toilet" territory, this was literally just "Newly wed tries to impress his wife by doing the cleaning for her and suffocates himself to death from the attempt to make her happy".
It's actually kind of a sad one and probably one of the more common household accidents out there. but they play it up like he was the dumbest bastard on the planet.
https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/Trailer_Trashed
I always assumed that 1000 Ways to Die found odd deaths, and then manufactured funny or weird scenarios that would lead to the death.
IE: Bleach/ammonia cleaning mix-up, and they just make up this fake backstory of guy cleaning the RV for his new wife
a couple of virgins die of heart attacks while attempting to have sex
kino
I remember the story of a lawyer who tried to show off how strong his window is and fell to death when it came off the pane. He died on my birthday and he shared my name. spooky.
Hi, Garry.
Wait how did he die??? Did the fat chick not realise she was killing him?? That's so fricked up she's making love to the guy not knowing she's ending his fricking life man
she had such a potent orgasm she passed out and her breasts smothered him to death
It takes a while to smother someone to death unless she broke his neck or something. Anyone who does it knows they're killing the guy, see below.
After laughing at this thread I now am not laughing. Just a min or 2 of this makes me sick.
Sorry to ruin your mood, man. I guess that's why the show changes things to make the stories hilarious and reduce empathy in the viewer. I just like to go further and see if there are any truths to them.
It's just weird, this woman killed a little kid and she is trying to play the victim while obviously lying about it and the more she talks the more you realize what a monster this person really is. It's unsettling. The look on the cute cops gave says it all.
That's kinda hot I don't know why, how far down the coomer hole am I if I'm genuinely thinking giwtwm
Tim Pool is literally in an episode of either Manswers or 1000 ways to die I forget which one.
>Tim Pool is literally in an episode of either Manswers or 1000 ways to die I forget which one.
did he die?
The one where I get smothered between giantess MILF soles
This show was so mean spirited
>guy goes to a party and is shown to be a bit of a buzzkill
>a fricking meteor excavates his chest
>haha nerd got what he deserved for not being a cool guy at a party
Incredibly based. God Himself dispatched that dork
>A fella by the name of OP just couldn't stop sucking dick. One day, he chocked to death.
The one that fricked me up was when a bunch of Cholos brought their friend who got shot into a local clinic, probably a veterinary one, but ended up either beating the doc unconscious or killing them, so when they tried to intubate their bro they put the air pump down the esophagus rather than the trachea and ended up Dig-Dug-ing the motherfricker.
I remember a segment about a Russian guy who got drunk and fricked some kind of rodent which somehow caused his demise. Afterwards an expert came on and explained that although alcohol lowers your inhibitions it doesn't override your sexual preferences —implying he'd frick the squirrel-thing even if he was sober.
>he doesn't know
there was another episode where some guy goes camping and gets shitface drunk and stumbles upon a furry orgy in the woods and tries to frick one of the furries but gets told to leave then he runs into a bear and thinks its a girl in a fursuit and tries to frick it and gets mauled
I think i remember that episode. Basically him some other dude and a chick were camping outside of chernobyl or some shit and they are both trying to frick the girl but she picks his buddy over him. After that I'm pretty sure he fricks a raccoon out of sexual frustration and it bites his dick off.
for me it's the one where a criminal on the run hides in a tunnel that he cant get out of and the rats eat through him to get out
Sounds like the skit with the nerd who got eaten inside out by bugs attracted to his shit and piss
I like how they always went out of their way to make the deceased look like shitheads to make it seem like they deserved their untimely end.
>that episode where the guy and his gf decide to cook/eat garden snails because they want to experience french dining
>they later die of brain parasites and the guy admits as he is dying that he was secretly gay only attracted to his gf because she had a flat chest and short hair which reminded him of little boys
also
>that episode where the 2 taliban terrorists are in their hideout making bombs and they fall asleep watching seinfeld while cooking up a batch of explosives and end up blowing themselves up
show was unfiltered kino, truly a relic of its time
>the guy admits as he is dying that he was secretly gay only attracted to his gf because she had a flat chest and short hair which reminded him of little boys
when I was a kid my mom was watching one of those forensic files type shows where a woman who was married to a serial killer realized during the trial that was the reason he married her. Even in her 60s she was one of the most androgynous women I've ever seen, even more so in the flashback pics.
Frick I read a book about that. Some mexican guy who shaves all the hair from his body and sleeps in silk sheets or some shit would use dyke-y looking runners as a cover to kill more attractive women for some reason. Of course one of the flat chests apprehends him.
damn, that's tough, but would be even worse with manly women in 2024, can't even be sure they didn't troon out
Yeah Spike tv especially in its early days when they made OC content were great shitposting shows.
Deadliest Warrior was another one
>Pirate vs Knight
>Knight win's like 92% of the time because he can just shoot the knight
>Spartan vs Ninja
>Spartan runs off full 300 hype and kills ninja like 75% of the time just through the use of his impenetrable shield
Those 2 episodes alone caused so much shitposting you had simultaneous Deadliest Warriors threads on multiple boards with raiding going on between the winners and losers.
>Deadliest Warrior
kino
A daring synthesis
how do either of them keep from exploding long enough to fight?
I remember they did an episode that was literally "samurai vs hoodlum" where they pit a fully armored samurai with a katana against a typical thug with a glock. All signs pointed that the thug would win but in the reenactment they had the samurai deflect the bullet and kill the thug because they deemed that there was a 3% chance of it happening or something and gave the victory to the samurai.
Why lie?
To be fair, "thugs" will rarely actually hit their target.
this was some other shitty show or something, i remember this
I remember when they had George Washington beat Napoleon in terms of tactics. It was the dumbest thing ever.
They also had Teddy Roosevelt beats Lawrence of Arabia because that Vickers machine gun kept jamming in the testing.
win's like 92% of the time because he can just shoot the knight
>Crazy Horse vs Pancho Villa
>Pancho Villa wins because he had better "logistics" in a fight
God I wish that was me
I remember seeing one where a black boxer likes to crossdress and when he went into an alley, a man tried to rape him and guy kills him in one punch.
Another one I remember is two guys trying to steal gasoline from a car and they exploded when they used a vacuum cleaner?
There was a woman who had a really massive bush her boyfriend didn't like so shaved herself but died to a staph infection.
>die from staph because your boyfriend is a gay
Tragic
There was also one where a guy tries to get a blow job from the filter pipe in a pool that sucks out the water and he slips and ends up sitting on the pipe and it sucks out his organs through he butthole or something. Some of those deaths were wacky as frick, hard to think they're based on real cases.
there was a story written for playboy years ago about a guy who sits on a pool filter to simulate getting his ass eaten and it disembowels him
i thought it was written by hunter s thompson but i cant find it now
It's by Chuck Palahniuk. It's in his short story collection Haunted.
A little girl died this way.
>https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna23744434
iirc they passed a law because her grandpa was a senator.
poor girl
what an awful way to go
I remember the guys who took mushrooms at a cactus farm and impaled themselves
The dude who got a blood clot tying a sausage to his leg
The chick who cut the inside of her pussy with a carrot and got an air bubble
For me its the guy who tried to build a Fleshlight out of a cow heart hooked up to a car battery.
Experimental gene therapy labelled a “vaccine” was my favourite episode
I haven’t seen this show in like 15 years but I vividly remember all the parts you guys are talking about. Pure iconic kino
That one episode where there was some addict who liked to dip his gum in a flavor powder but mixed it up with an explosive powder by accident. The actual guy who died was actually lot more polished.
Other episodes I recall
Woman dying from lightning after wearing a metal bra in the rain.
Woman dying from a shit ton of leeches after escaping prison or the border.
Man dying from a latex infection while being in a latex suit at a sex club.
Man accidentally kills himself with a blank after scaring his daughter and her boyfriend with the gun
A group of women doing the chubby bunny challenge and one of them died choking to melted marshmallows.
Woman who tore her stomach eating a lot of food before trying to purge it in the toilet.
Woman dying from a taser in her pussy because she thought the gift from her girlfriend was a sex toy.
That last one is fricking rough
>Dipped his gum in flavor powder.
What in the actual frick? That's a thing?
It was citric acid
>Woman dying from lightning after wearing a metal bra in the rain.
that's going to make literally zero difference
the one where the guy gets stuck hanging upside down raiding a garage and eventually died from blood pooling i never forgot, it got to me when i was young
the gum one i think about all the time and its so incredibly moronic he had flavor powder right next to death powder and fricked up his dunk
Oh frick me, I just remember a very stupid episode. There was a woman who very badly wanted a promotion and she drank a lot of energy drinks. Her white boss said he would give it to her if she suck him off and she said no. Later she caught her boss getting a blowjob from her black male coworker. He got the promotion instead and she was livid, she argued with her boss until she got a heart attack thanks to the energy drinks
How did the coroner figure out the boss was breaking that buck?
kino
for me it's the slip-n-slide with a nail sticking out of it
if I recall correctly some dude ripped his abdomen open and his entrails got caught on the nail as he's sliding along
horrifying
Literally me and my gf, except I'm also fat.
stop eating so much you fat fricks
>the dude who choked on a pool cueball
>the old dude who got beaned with a giant piece of hail
>the dude who got hit by the meteor
>notMel Gibson getting his butthole caught in the pool intake and ducking his intestines out
These ones I remember the most aside from the other few ones like exploding plane breasts and suffocated by hamplanet.
Oh also the guys who were playing Russian roulette and all won but they had a landline buried under their hut and it went off when they started jumping in victory
i cant believe nobody has mentioned the one where two morons are playing with a samurai sword and the guy hits a power line with it and dies and if he missed the power line he would've killed his friend instead
I still remember one about a broke single mother entering a contest hosted by a radio emitter
the participant who drank the most water won a Nintendo DS or something
she really wanted to win it for her son
she died in the process
It was "hold your wee for a Wii"
sad one
also one about a fat woman taking a dump on a plane toilet, only her large arse created a vacuum seal on the seat so she got her intestines sucked out
oh and the classic one about a woman's scarf getting tangled on the wheel of her car
I can't tell if this is from the show or an inflation kink porno lmfao
>guy snorts fire ants that eat his brain
>guy lights himself on fire with cigarette while recuperating from 1st degree burns he sustained by lighting his bed on fire with a cigarette
>man and woman to nervous to have sex
>take ecstasy to get more into it
>have passionate mindblowing sex
>both of their hearts stop and they die
>two japs rocking out to death metal 30 stories up
>one accidentally falls out of his window
>the other one in a tribute to death metal jumps out after him
>man takes slip and slide
>you think he's going to get electrocuted
>turns out there's a nail sticking out of the slide
>it disembowels him
>guy accidentally feeds himself feet first into a woodchipper
FFS human beings really don't deserve any of the credit we give ourselves
>man and woman arguing via text
>neither is looking at what they're doing
>he's driving to pick her up and she's walking to the pick up spot
>he runs her over
lmao
>man takes slip and slide
>you think he's going to get electrocuted
>turns out there's a nail sticking out of the slide
>it disembowels him
I remember that one! It was horrifying.
never forgot the rockers one, thought they died from rocking too hard when i was younger (they did but still)
I knew a kid that had something like that happen with a nail.
We used to play touch football at a boys and girls club in some old catholic school hall, one time he goes for a slide and catches a nail that stuck out from the old warped wood and shredded a big line all up his calf. Nasty scar afterwards.
>two japs rocking out to death metal 30 stories up
>>one accidentally falls out of his window
>>the other one in a tribute to death metal jumps out after him
brutal. kek.
>FFS human beings really don't deserve any of the credit we give ourselves
none of this shit is real you fricking idiot
>the yoga lady who farted and drove her customers away and wound up stuck in her human pretzel position to where she tumbled down the stairs to her death and drowned in a fountain
>old lady that died from corn oil being used as filler that deformed her face
>a guy operating on a stripper gets burnt to death when he accidentally lights her fart in getting too close to her ass
1000 Ways to Die and Deadliest Warrior, now those were kino shows.
Man injects glow stick fluid into his veins.
The person who was handcuffed to a water bed and drowned in it.
Fish swims down woman's throat
did the man glow?
yep. Then he did die.
bitchin
>Man injects glow stick fluid into his veins
wasn't that on /b/?
wasnt there one about a woman who jerk offd using a carrot and it cut something inside er and she bled to death ?
Guy can't pay for surgery, gets friend to cut him open and use a vacuum on his organs
The moron at a party who injected himself with glow stick fluid because he thought it would be cool to have glowing veins
Oh yeah, and person's intestines sucked out through their anus. but others have mentioned that one.
Fish swims up guy's penis.
The chick that got implants that exploded thanks to the altitude of the plane, the dude that was watersliding and he got rekt by a nail and the alcohol enema always come to mind.
Man steals women's breast milk to drink, has some kind of allergic reaction or something and dies.
The gamer who sat down 24/7 for a month, lost an online game, stood up really quickly and suffered a heart attack
>furry getting mauled by a bear he tried to frick
>girl suffocates on a fish that flew into her mouth
>coomer guy dies of latex allergy while wearing a gimp suit
>peeping tom gets his neck broken on a door when watching a women fricking herself with a popsicle
Kek, such a brutal show. Imagine dying like that and then having it played for laughs on trash TV.
>the one where the ABDL fetish man dies from suffocating in getting his head stuck in the crib rail, or maybe it was a broken neck from it falling on him or some shit
I remember a good one where two punks were making out between their cars while driving alongside one another and had their tongue bars lock up then got their necks broken when their cars tried to split a telephone pole or something of that sort.
gays?
the one with the exploding breasts
For me, it's Pukie Sukie.
No one remembered about that one guy who had fetishes about smelling other people shit. He waited for a big fat guy to get out of a public bathroom, then put his head inside the toilet. His head get stuck while the door is locked and he dies due lack of oxigen. 10/10 most avoiable death in the show
there was also that one girl who died because a guy vomited to much in her mouth, causing her to choke to death.
The one I remember it's about the guy that was paranoid about being home-invaded , so he installed traps all over his house, but what he didn't know was that he sleepwalked and one of his own traps got him
I loved the silly details the animators would often throw in