what's your favorite 80s movie?

what's your favorite 80s movie?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bootleg tapes of the Howard Stern Show on 9/11.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >30 seconds after the first plane hits
      >immediately starts shilling to nuke iran and back israel
      Woah real subtle there Howard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's how a lot of Americans felt after the towers were hit. There was total bloodlust in the air and I remember hearing about how army recruitments sky rocketted. That was when Americans had a spine and weren't the wimpy commies that you see today.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the last scene in the naudet brothers documentary where the fireman says he never wanted to kill before but now he's ready to
          kino

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          youd think that trillions of dollars were invested in the propaganda that made americans hate every single arab, but in reality, all it took was for the CIA to have the main news networks put out the same message, essentially that america had been attacked

          and when you think about it, no american really cares about the actual victims, the workers inside the world trade center, who were just a bunch of finance bros

          one of the greatest psyops of all time

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >and when you think about it, no american really cares about the actual victims, the workers inside the world trade center, who were just a bunch of finance bros
            Last year around 9/11 an anon claimed that a local newspaper in his small southern town printed a poem celebrating the attacks as divine revenge on the yankies. I don't know if that actually happened but it would've been funny.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It didn't matter who they were, it was an attack on US soil. Why wouldn't they be angry? It was probably the only time since WW2 that Americans were actually united in something.

            Nowadays you'd have pussies trying to downplay the attacks and simp for the terrorists. Not back then, everyone was ready for war. (even if a decade later it seemed to be a disaster) You can watch old 9/11 footage that was filmed from the streets and you can hear people calling for blood. The towers had been bombed previously and everyone knew right away that it was another terrorist attack.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Nowadays you'd have pussies trying to downplay the attacks and simp for the terrorists
              nope. 9/11 showed us that americans are dumb cattle and can get psyopped into believing anything. they even rigged an election right in your face and americans did frick all and just let it happen.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What country are you from?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                a country where we have the right to vote.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Nowadays you'd have pussies trying to downplay the attacks and simp for the terrorists.
              shalom

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I also like Die Hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent Christmas movie.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, I get it. How clever.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything produced by Color Climax.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They fell off after the 70s.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could refute that, but I can't even find their shit online anymore to see for myself.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like The Terminator

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what's your favorite 80s movie?
    eh, you wouldn't have heard of it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try me, moron

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is this the Michael Keaton thread?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >henry winkler
      sign me up

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like watching old movies because it makes me realise we dont live in good times anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like watching old movies because I can pretend we're still in good times. Also because most great movies are "old" now.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Explain how World Trade Center 7 magically collapsed on it's own or frick off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It died of a broken heart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It collapsed suddenly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ballistic debris + subsequent fire

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't the other fricking buildings around it magically collapse from the same thing?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They dodged the debris.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          luck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you... do know other buildings were destroyed by debris as well, right?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no they weren't

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Where are the piles of alleged debris then? A few of those perimeter columns aren't enough to totally core out WTC6.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ballistic debris and offices fires make a building collapse demolition style at free fall speed
        Someone's been drinking a bit too much fluoride...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen pictures of Tower 7 before it fell? That shit was fricking rekt. It's actually amazing it held as long as it did.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Post the heckin photerinos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was vaxxed.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    First Blood

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's black rain 1989

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Taipei Story

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i bought a blank cd from goodwill that said 9/11 on it.
    I assume the mexican wamted to pirate farenheit 9/11 but he labeled a disc before he realized it was a cd and not a dvd

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to add that i knew he tried to pirate it because there was a slipcover of farenheit 9/11 inside the dvd case

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he realized it was a cd and not a dvd
      we used to put DivXs on CD-Rs and watch them on DivX-compatible DVD players though

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:The Movie.

    Too bad the sequel kowtowed to the PTA.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think a pta is, anon

      • 1 week ago
        sage

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        sage

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        sage

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  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Teen Wolf 1 and 2

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Real Genius
    >Three o'clock high
    >Ferris Bueller's day off
    >Die hard
    >Back to the future
    >Better off dead
    >Heathers

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Recent 80s(-ish) watches:

    >Broadcast News (1987)
    Interesting, well-acted and characterized, a real "intelligent comedy". Intentionally unsatisfying ending leaves you sighing, though William Hurt's performance in the brief epilogue scene is heartrendingly good.

    >Head Office (1985)
    As much of this list implies, I love business/80s corpokino and poking fun at the whole culture, but this one just came across as way too cynical and resentful. The structure is a mess, if you hadn't seen Judge Reinhold on the cover you'd spend the first thirty minutes wondering if it even had a protagonist. The film would rather spew out a machinegun stream of snark than actually build into a compelling narrative. Feels like a collection of skit scraps more than movie.

    >Roxanne (1987)
    About what you'd expect from a Steve Martin adaptation of not-Shakespeare. Love Hannah, but feel pretty neutral about the whole thing really.

    >Other Peoples' Money (1991)
    Lovely vibe in the beginning, though the middle dragged. Hard to really buy the "he's scummy, but she likes him??" romance aspect of this from Devito. Yet it was all made up for in the climax, which is brilliant and IMO totally worth the watch. Without giving too much away, it pleasantly "subverts your expectations" from what seems like is going to be a typical glurgy "win for the little guy" plot into something realer.

    >Men at Work (1990)
    A cable lazy saturday afternoon classic. Didn't really hold up as well as I'd thought. Estevez is competent but unremarkable.

    >Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
    Astonishingly, this held up MUCH better than I'd thought. As a kid, you focus on the hilariously improbable slapstick of Bernie's corpse. As an adult, the comedy supports its suspension of disbelief by focusing on a parade of stuck up shallow socialite egocentrism. It's great.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, good, the thread is doing that thing where it's fricking autosaging so we can't talk about 80s movies because some janny got pissy over the 9/11 spam. Wonderful. Frick being allowed to have a conversation, right?

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fletch

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"wah wah america this america that waah america bad i can't stop shrieking about america america owns my ass"
    >"what country are you from?"
    >"UHH UHHH...." *nervous sweats, anxiety, runs away*
    Every time.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Amadeus and ET

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blow Out

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Teen Wolf its when i realized that white women are into beastialty

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