I like the follow up to this joke where Stewie says "Don't worry Brian, I'm sure you'll find someone who loves abortions as much as you" makes me chuckle every time
why would a woman whos only ever been raped be an anti abortionist republican? what the hell is that connection? it would literally be exactly the opposite
DEAR STUFFED SHIRTS AT RITZ CRACKERS,
A CHAIN IS ONLY AS STRONG AS ITS WEAKEST LINK. JUST AS A BOX OF CRACKERS IS ONLY AS APPEALING AS ITS LEAST-INTACT SLEEVE. I AM PAYING FOR FULLY FORMED CRACKERS, NOT BUTTER CRUMBLES! I DON'T BUY YOUR PRODUCT WITH BROKEN QUARTERS; DON'T STICK ME WITH BROKEN PIECES OF CRACKER, YOU MISERABLE DICKS!
Regards,
Mort Goldman (again)
Tell jokes?
Italian salad
hello every pizza place
They weren't really a good team at all
but there was no whay
Joe's special Olympics long jump.
>calling a woman a virgin as an insult
?
I think he implied she was raped?
Brainlet
I like the follow up to this joke where Stewie says "Don't worry Brian, I'm sure you'll find someone who loves abortions as much as you" makes me chuckle every time
Remember when Peter used to be a father?
Family guy is soo 2000 and late
I've been Peter.... but I've also been Quagmire.
THIS is what Family Guy defenders wanted me to watch?
my favorite part of this is how the guy didn't try to sound like will smith, and instead did a generic black guy voice
pedophile opera
>I read it in a book
>are you sure it was a book peter, are you sure it wasn't nothing
why would a woman whos only ever been raped be an anti abortionist republican? what the hell is that connection? it would literally be exactly the opposite
Family Guy writers aren't exactly smart when it comes to political humor.
The fricking way he says "oooo" still cracks me up all these years later for some reason lol. Brian's delivery is perfect too.
Me again, this is probably a close second if not tied for first now that I think about it kek. The way he says "stick pinecones in my ass" kills me.
Are they implying that she thinks all sex is rape because she's a liberal or are they saying rape victims should be ignored?
DEAR STUFFED SHIRTS AT RITZ CRACKERS,
A CHAIN IS ONLY AS STRONG AS ITS WEAKEST LINK. JUST AS A BOX OF CRACKERS IS ONLY AS APPEALING AS ITS LEAST-INTACT SLEEVE. I AM PAYING FOR FULLY FORMED CRACKERS, NOT BUTTER CRUMBLES! I DON'T BUY YOUR PRODUCT WITH BROKEN QUARTERS; DON'T STICK ME WITH BROKEN PIECES OF CRACKER, YOU MISERABLE DICKS!
Regards,
Mort Goldman (again)
The invention of music got a chuckle out of me
Dental plan!