What's your favorite Jesse movie?

What's your favorite Jesse movie?

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Younger zoomers will never truly understand how hard this dry, talentless israelite was shilled. Literally never enjoyed a movie with him in it. Annoying c**t.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly agree, but I did enjoy Zombieland and The Art of Self Defense.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zombieland

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trick question. It's The Squid and the Whale.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      art of self-defence is peak neurotic eisenberg

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like the magician movies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    two underrated ones are Roger Dodger and The End of the Tour

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best Twilight Zone movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was this one about again?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A couple move to a planned community they then figure out is on an infinite plane. Jesse Eisenberg spends the entire movie trying to literally dig his way out of the loop while his wife is the main character and tries to get more creative with finding a way out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was crap

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free Samples

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you rate it?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you finished saving the world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't realize he wrote and directed that. Good job Jesse.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zombieland

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse Heisenberg

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one where he mumbles quietly but quickly while stuttering

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s such a fricken waste that those morons ruined the DC movies. I wanted to see another Superman kino with Jesse Lexing that luthor

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    End of the Tour is DFW-kino

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BvS

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
    >The Social Network
    >Adventureland

    also its kinda funny this guys name is both of the Breaking Bad protagonists names combined

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BvS, because it made all the Smallville Superman/Lex shipper gays seethe themselves into an aneurysm when they turned Luthor into a mean little israelite.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Social Network is my favorite movie, he did a great job

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Acting like an autistic butthole was very easy for him

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *